Chapter 112

Page Five The Poor Man’s Question

It didn’t seem like there was no way.

As long as one used a bookmark, couldn’t this secret room be cleaned!

This item was originally prepared by Master for Xiǎo Lěi, even though it had some malfunctions, it would be good to let her know about it.

After making this decision, I found a white blanket and threw it on the bed, then took a white towel from the bathroom and tied it around Xiǎo Lěi’s head, covering her eyes.

Hmm—was this towel for wiping the buttocks or face?

Whatever, it doesn’t matter.

“Eh? Chairman, what are you doing?” Xiǎo Lěi, suddenly blinded, wasn’t resisting but was still a bit panicky, like a dog on a veterinary operating table.

“Don’t ask, just don’t open your eyes until I say so.”

“Okay.”

“No matter what happens, don’t open them! Absolutely!”

“Oh!”

Though it was a sorry state for Xiǎo Lěi, she and Zhào Zhào were essentially the same brain, and I certainly didn’t want my naked image left in her memory, only for Zhào Zhào to use it as a side dish.

Come to think of it, would Zhào Zhào use me as a side dish?

Everything being in order, I took out my notebook, traced my name over the bookmark, and the sensation of consciousness being drawn out came again.

After experiencing it once, the fear of splitting was reduced considerably. Counting carefully, it was only tens of seconds before losing all five senses in complete darkness. When I opened my eyes again, I had already fallen onto the bed, looking down at the famous “Twin Peaks”.

My physical body lay beside me, still unconscious, as if sleeping with closed eyes.

I grabbed a corner of the blanket, rolled over, and wrapped myself up as quickly as possible. After tightening it around my chest, I gave it a couple of tugs to make sure it wouldn’t fall off before looking at Xiǎo Lěi.

She looked quite panicked. With time passing, she seemed increasingly at a loss. After all, I had made some noise, but she hadn’t taken off the towel, still holding her little hands close, standing silently by the bedside.

Xiǎo Lěi was surprisingly obedient, but why did she occasionally pout…

Gently moving my physical form aside, I knelt on the bed and approached Xiǎo Lěi. Whether it was because the bed was too low or she was too tall, I had to look up at her.

Removing the white towel covering her eyes, perhaps sensing the light, her closed eyes squinted slightly but remained shut. Her long, thick eyelashes trembled slightly, and I could feel her eyeballs rolling under her eyelids. Her rapid breathing brushed against my face, a bit warm.

“Can you open your eyes now?”

Since I had removed the towel, she asked cautiously with her eyes closed.

I extended two fingers, blocking her soft lips.

“Mm! Mmm?!”

She held her breath sharply, emitting a strange murmur, her face turning rosy.

Oh, my missing mother, even though she turned into a mountain gorilla girl, why is she so cute?

Even though she’s an apprentice deity, I still can’t escape the inner correction of a beautiful girl’s notebook. At this moment, I couldn’t control the urge to hug the adorable thing in front of me. Like most girls, my body had no resistance to cuteness.

Whether it’s an excuse or not, I have the right to hold and rub now.

Suddenly hugging something is pretty normal among girls, isn’t it?

What?

Girls don’t just hug each other randomly?

…

While my thoughts were racing, Xiǎo Lěi turned her head away, dodging my fingers, and let out a soft cry.

“Chairman?”

I struggled to suppress the impulse to pin her down and use her as a pillow, trying to maintain my sanity as much as possible.

If there was anything stopping me, it was her clothes. That school uniform still had the stench of a mountain gorilla, unrelated to gender. It was something I absolutely didn’t want to touch.

“It’s okay, open your eyes.”

“Eh? Chairman’s voice?” I enjoyed her surprised gaze sweeping over me, finally resting on my chest.

“I got a new treasure, its effect is duplication. This form is how I look when I turn into a girl, right?”

She continued to stare at my chest wrapped in the blanket, the smile on her face gradually fading.

“Mm, I understand the logic, but what are these huge lumps of fat?”

“They’re breasts?” A strange question.

“Oh, they’re breasts… but why are yours so big?”

“How should I know? What’s good about big breasts? My shoulders hurt terribly, and they obstruct my view—”

“—Shut up! You must have given yourself a special treatment! Make my breasts bigger too, you jerk Chairman!”

Xiǎo Lěi lunged at me unexpectedly, pinning me down on the bed.

I didn’t expect to be the one pinned first!

Her small hands clutched my chest, kneading… No, not gently… Her forceful grip tried to crush them.

It’s murderous intent! Targeting the chest!

“Pain! Pain! Pain! Don’t squeeze, I’m dying! There’s no way to adjust breast size! This is the preset size! Believe me! Stop it before I burst! Ugh…”

I cried! I really cried! Under her girl mode, my tear glands were more developed than my physical body, unable to endure such torment.

Xiǎo Lěi finally noticed my tears, and she withdrew her hands. I straightened the nearly fallen blanket and retreated to the head of the bed.

She stood there, holding nothing, seemingly savoring the feeling.

“Is it very painful?”

“Yes! It’s excruciating pain that a flat-chested person wouldn’t understand!”

She puffed up her cheeks like a blowfish, seeming angry again.

“This new神器 was originally meant to make both you and Zhào Zhào coexist, but for some reason, it’s malfunctioning, and my body won’t move at all.”

I kicked my body, still unresponsive.

“But my leg is fractured, so I’ll use it for now.”

Xiǎo Lěi looked at my foot without calluses, and I wiggled my toes. She nodded, her gaze drifting back to my chest.

“Then why are your breasts so big?”

“That’s enough! How long do you want to dwell on this?”

I could feel Xiǎo Lěi’s resentment. Indeed, flat-chested and large-breasted are naturally opposing? (Flat-chested aren’t even censored, this is discrimination!)

Actually, I think flat-chested have their own advantages!

For example, they can sleep face-down, buttons won’t pop off, they can fit through narrow spaces, and couples can be closer.

But even sleeping on my back feels like I’m being crushed!

But saying this might anger her, so I’ll keep quiet.

“I need to clean up. Do you want to help? If you want to bathe, there’s a bathroom and a quick-dry washer inside.” I glanced at the time on my phone and continued, “It only takes half an hour to dry. If you go now, you might just make it before class.”

Hearing this, Xiǎo Lěi sniffed herself, showing a disgusted expression…

“Then I’ll take a bath, no peeking?”

“Am I that kind of person?”

Why would I need to peek now? In terms of physique, she’s only getting thoroughly dominated by me.

Xiǎo Lěi, completely nude, tossed the basket of male clothing at the bathroom door. I followed suit, diving into the washing machine, then picked up the vacuum cleaner to start cleaning the carpet.

This secret base wasn’t large, basically the size of a women’s restroom, but carpets were tricky to clean. Vacuuming once wasn’t enough.

The carpet at home was also drenched last night, and it might not dry by the time I got home today. If it got moldy, it would be worse. I needed to dry it as soon as possible with a hairdryer.

Speaking of which, I was still in a state of undress, feeling chilly without underwear. I needed to get a proper outfit soon. I couldn’t just wrap myself in a piece of cloth all day.

I’m not Yán Liúzhuǎn, I don’t have a penchant for nudity.

The sound of water stopped. After a while, Xiǎo Lěi wrapped in a towel walked out of the bathroom, not only wet feet but also dripping wet hair walking onto the carpet.

“STOP!”

“Eh? What now?”

I shouted to stop her, throwing the vacuum cleaner aside, pulling the puzzled Xiǎo Lěi back to the bathroom, and blowing her long hair with the hairdryer.

“Chairman, no!”

Come to think of it, her hair had grown even longer since before, and the ends had turned red like Zhào Zhào’s new dye job, but the cut I had made was still visible.

At first, it was just shoulder-length, but now it reached her shoulder blades.

Even without transforming, a woman’s body grows on its own, doesn’t it?

“I don’t like the feeling of a hairdryer.”

The noisy hairdryer blew hot air through her hair, Xiǎo Lěi squinted her eyes and frowned in pain.

“Your hair is getting longer, you can’t manage without a hairdryer.”

“There’s Chairman you, you can blow it for me.”

What are you saying, are you going to rely on me forever?