Chapter 108

“The wide-area detection is finished?”

“That’s correct!”

Right now, we’re talking about how the tracking of the medals in the Fairy Realm has finally been completed. So, they cast a wide-area detection spell across the entire Earth, and most of the locations have been pinpointed. They did all sorts of tests on the medals and eventually succeeded in identifying them using a special detection spell. I thought it would take a few more years, but it ended up being faster than expected. It’s hard to imagine anything more joyful than this. Well, it’ll still take a ton of time to collect them all, though.

“Oh… this is quite a good result.”

“The big places are all done! Now it’s just the small stuff left. Will Rampage be participating?”

“Is this paid work?”

“Of course? The medals are a pretty urgent matter, so the Fairy Realm is offering separate compensation!”

“…Then let the others handle it. There’s no point in me getting more, and it doesn’t seem like a problem that would require me to step in.”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah. Oh, if any monsters that have transformed are too strong, call me immediately. Just give me the coordinates, and I’ll open a [Gate] and go there.”

“Understood!”

Even so, it seems like participating would yield significant rewards, but I won’t be joining. I’d love to clean everything up in an instant and put an end to it, but I have to consider the other magical girls too. If I participate, it’s obvious that a lot of magical girls won’t be able to join, and it’ll be a waste.

“…By the way, I’ve been eating sausage bread non-stop, and I still haven’t gotten tired of it.”

“Maybe it’s because of the tanginess of the ketchup?”

“Maybe…”

Speaking of which, I wonder what happened with that witch problem. I hope they catch her quickly, but since they’re desperately tracking her already, there’s not much I can say… This waiting game is exhausting, even if I’m not doing anything.

“Sigh~…”

So, nothing to do again today… Well, that’s a good thing, but with so much unresolved, it’s oddly unsettling. Ugh, will a peaceful daily life ever come?

“…Wait, what’s that?”

“Huh? …Huh? Gravity?!”

“Why is she floating around over there…?”

I was just eating sausage bread and looking out the window when suddenly, Gravity was floating outside, holding a rabbit doll. I was dumbfounded but used telekinesis to pull her into the house. Even now, she’s still sound asleep… Seriously, what is this girl doing?

“Ugh…”

“Hey, wake up. Why are you floating around here when you’re supposed to be in the U.S.? There are reporters swarming outside because of you.”

“…Ah~… Hi~…”

“Hi? What do you mean, hi?”

By the way… why did she come to Korea again? Did she just come to play? If that’s the case… why was she floating around in front of my house, sleeping?

“…Where is this?”

“Why are you asking me?”

“…I don’t know.”

Also, she’s still in her rabbit pajamas, rabbit sleep mask, holding a rabbit doll, and with a rabbit mascot. And her talent is Gravity… A rabbit that creates black holes? That doesn’t match at all.

“…Bread.”

“Bread?”

“That…”

“…This? Sausage bread?”

She’s wiggling around because she wants bread… Well, since there’s a pile of bread, I’ll just let her eat as much as she wants.

“Here, eat.”

“Thank you…”

By the way, isn’t she participating in the medal tracking? I heard the rewards are pretty hefty. Well, she’s strong enough to take down Duke-Class enemies alone, and she radiates laziness, so it’s natural she wouldn’t go…

“Speaking of which, why did you come here?”

“Umm… came to play.”

“I see…”

This time, she didn’t just fly over suddenly but came properly to play. That’s a relief. If she had floated across the sea to get here, that would’ve been…

“I’m back. Huh? Ame, sis?”

“Hi…”

“…Why did Ame sis come again?”

“She said she just came to play.”

“Ah… that’s a relief.”

“Right.”

“…?”

Diamond Dust, who just returned, quickly changed her clothes and came to the living room, hugging Gravity from behind. Gravity then comfortably leaned on Diamond Dust while munching on sausage bread. I can’t tell who’s the older one here.

“Ame. Do you know anything about the witch?”

“…Witch?”

“Yeah, the witch.”

“…Come to think of it, at the idiot protest… traces of a witch were found.”

“Idiot protest?”

“You know, the one with the ideology that’s no different from the Nazis.”

“Ah~, come to think of it, that place was the original, right? Disgusting people.”

By the way, traces of a witch at that protest… Then it’s obvious they were given some magical tool by the witch and did something stupid. Ah, there’s a news report about it on TV.

…A wide-area mind-control magical tool?

Wow… another reason to kill them. At this rate, they’ll be completely marked as enemies by the Fairy Realm and get slaughtered. Can they handle that? They’re still the same trash who don’t think at all.

“…Smell, back then… didn’t come.”

“What smell?”

“Don’t know… something, strange smell…”

“……”

“What are you talking about?”

“Don’t know.”

She’s definitely talking about that weird smell she noticed when I came out after… No matter how I think about it, it’s amazing how she detected that… And stop remembering that. I mean, I definitely washed up properly before coming out, so how did she even smell it?

“Anyway, drink your milk.”

“Little milk…”

“…Fine. Here, chocolate milk.”

I don’t know if I’m babysitting or what… She’s clearly an adult who does her magical girl duties properly, so why…

“…By the way, did you come with your parents?”

“Yeah…”

“Do they know you’re like this?”

“…It’s fine. They know.”

“I see…”

This must be something she gave up on a long time ago. Well, she’s never been in any real danger, so she could afford to give up. Otherwise, she would’ve clung to it desperately.

“So, has that protest issue been resolved?”

“…Magical tool, destroyed…”

“Then after destroying it, the rest was suppressed?”

“Yeah…”

…I always think this, but her short answers make conversations oddly difficult. Still, it’s a blessing that I can understand her. Otherwise, I’d be exhausted every time we talked.

“…Sis.”

“What?”

“Over there, um… sit next to Ame sis.”

“…Like this?”

“Yeah. Ah, so cute. Sis, you look cute too.”

“Delete that photo before I kill you.”

Cute… Ugh… I hate that I felt good for a moment. I still don’t want to hear that kind of thing.

“…Adult panties…”

“Hey, don’t lift my skirt.”

“I… rabbit panties…”

“You don’t have to show and tell.”

“Ame sis…”

This girl, does she have no sense of shame at all… Ah, just keep eating your bread. Or have some ice cream. If this keeps up, she might say something even weirder.

“By the way, has that witch been identified?”

“…No. But, I saw her appearance…”

“Appearance?”

“Kind of, like a nun…”

“A nun?”

“Like in manga… that kind…”

“Ah~, that kind?”

“Yeah…”

A nun… Is there a witch with a nun concept? …No, there was a magical girl with a nun concept. She’s dead now.

“……”

…No, absolutely not. The only magical girl with a nun concept was Magical Sis. That girl… there’s no way she’s alive. I saw her die with my own eyes, it’s impossible. Yeah… it’s not Sis.

“…Ice cream.”

“What kind of ice cream do you want?”

“Cheese…”

“Ah, sis. Me too. I want strawberry.”

“Here, take it.”

This time, everyone’s asking for something other than chocolate. By the way, Chubby is making bread again. What kind of bread is she making this time? …Apple pie and pecan pie. Both are pretty delicious.

“Next time, try making meat pie. Or sausage rolls.”

“Got it!”

Anyway, I’ll stick with chocolate. Ice cream has to be chocolate. Other than that, maybe vanilla or coffee flavor. Well, those are even better with chocolate coating.

“…Ah, those guys are tripping over magical girls again.”

“Don’t they ever get tired?”

“They’re idiots. Back in the day, that kind of thing worked, but now it doesn’t, so they keep doing it, thinking if they keep at it, people will bow down and do what they want, just like before.”

“Do they even know the Fairy Realm is about to declare them as enemies…?”

“They don’t know, that’s why they’re idiots.”

“…Me, want little more…”

“…Here, say ah~.”

“Ah~…”

Really, she just destroys any atmosphere and makes it her own… By the way, that news… what’s with the binge-eating protest? I still can’t understand what those idiots are doing. They’ll probably just dump all the food waste on the street. If I weren’t human, I would’ve already killed them all and cleaned up.

“Ah, right. Sis.”

“What now?”

“By any chance… are you interested in VTubing?”

“…What? What kind of tuber?”

“VTubing. With your personality, I think you’d do surprisingly well in the VTuber scene.”

What kind of question is that… I’m not an otaku, I don’t spend all day playing games, and I don’t have that much free time to begin with, so why are you suggesting this? Well, I do have more free time lately, but I still don’t know when I might have to transform and rush out. It just doesn’t fit.

“Get lost. I’m never doing streaming.”

“Why not?”

“First of all, I have nothing to stream, and I hate the idea of interacting with people while streaming. I only play games for 1-2 hours before putting them away, so how would that work?”

“Ah…”

“If you want to do it, you do it. You’re good at staying in your room and playing games all day.”

“That’s different…!”

“Whatever, I’m not doing it.”

…Still, it’s not that I’m not interested in personal internet streaming. It’s just that I can’t do anything like that right now. And it’s the same for you, Diamond Dust. I told you to do it, but don’t actually become a VTuber. Until the Demon Realm issue is resolved, magical girl duties come first. Don’t forget that, or I’ll really give you the same training I went through.

“…Ah.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Food…”

“Food?”

“Mom, dad… restaurant, came.”

“I see. Go back quickly.”

“Yeah…”

So, her parents called her to eat. Then hurry back to your parents, Gravity. If you came with your parents, you should eat with them. You’re lucky to have such a good relationship with your parents.

“She’s gone.”

“Ah, this… take some bread with you…”

“Did the bread pile up again?”

“Yeah. Look over there. Another whole pile.”

“Ah… she really doesn’t get tired of it.”

“Right… why doesn’t she get tired…”

Sigh… time to consume another mountain of bread…