Chapter 103

Page Fifty-Two Thunder Meow-Meow’s Idol Theory

“Stop! This is no-photography time. Please be considerate, photographers. Cosplayers also need rest!”

While saying this, I blocked those stubborn single-lens reflex cameras with my own body.

Since Thunder Meow-Meow and Tián Qiàn couldn’t come out on their own, I had to personally step into that sacred area, leading both magical girls by the hand amidst the photographers’ murderous glares, and brought them out.

Huh? Why is Dian Tian glaring at me too?

I retreated to the wall, not daring to look back, my palms sweating coldly. The pressure from these “older brothers” was too intense.

Tián Qiàn noticed Wǔ Jiàng following us silently and felt curious.

“Who is this child? Young Brother Cháng Kǎi… Why do you always have unfamiliar girls around you every time we meet?”

“This one is… emmm, let’s just call her Gongyong Xiaojī.”

Tián Qiàn looked puzzled, tapping her forehead lightly with her index finger, as if pondering something.

“Isn’t she also a man turned into a girl?” Thunder Meow-Meow took a sip of her drink, her beautiful red eyes filled with disdain. “Hmph, there aren’t many genuine women around you, are there? Taking advantage of knowing a divine messenger to harm male comrades and satisfy your own desires.”

“No, although it seems like that, I’m really not doing it for selfish reasons!”

What could I do? I was also in despair. But if I didn’t turn you all into girls, I would be the unlucky one!

Besides, I also want a genuine girl as my girlfriend! Where can I find one?

“In any case, as you guessed, she is also a man turned into a girl, now encountering some psychological issues and hoping you can help her.”

Thunder Meow-Meow sized up Wǔ Jiàng from head to toe, then smiled and took her hand.

“You can call me Thunder Meow-Meow or Sister Meow-Meow. Let’s get along well. Feel free to ask anything.”

Although she often gave me an unpleasant look, she was quite friendly towards other girls who had also become girls.

“Thunder Meow-Meow, I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere… Ah! If I remember correctly, weren’t you the champion of the beauty pageant?”

Her naturally golden hair didn’t require a wig, so her overall appearance didn’t change much. Wu Jiang easily recognized her from the beauty pageant, covering her mouth in disbelief. “I never thought you were also a man.”

“Were you there in the audience?” Thunder Meow-Meow shrugged self-deprecatingly. “Well, thanks to someone, I’m a woman now.”

“It’s also Young Brother Cháng Kǎi’s doing, right?”

Wǔ Jiàng glanced at me as she spoke, making me feel like I was bearing all the sins of the world again.

“That’s right, it’s him,” Thunder Meow-Meow nodded affirmatively, though I wasn’t sure how she understood it.

“I’ll explain the complicated details later. Let’s talk about your situation. Didn’t you say you needed to ask me something?”

Wǔ Jiàng was still confused, so I quickly intervened, “She encountered some things, and I think you might be able to offer some advice.”

Thunder Meow-Meow was stunned, puzzled. “My situation? Do you mean you don’t know how to use sanitary pads?”

… So you don’t know how to use sanitary pads!

“Oh, I remember! Isn’t Gongyong Xiaojī the author of that romance novel?”

Tián Qiàn slapped her forehead, realizing. “The new teenage girl writer who became a hot topic recently!”

Thunder Meow-Meow glanced at her skeptically.

“Xiǎo Qiàn, you’re reading romance novels now?”

“That’s a romance novel aimed at females, tsk tsk, Sister Qiàn, you’re getting more girly.”

“There’s nothing like that! My heart is still very masculine!” She patted her chest, but instead, her chest swayed gently, causing her to sigh and lower her head. “Maybe it is very masculine.”

Even she couldn’t convince herself, and Thunder Meow-Meow’s expression carried a hint of mockery.

“Maybe I’ll bring my boyfriend home soon… Just so you know, if he’s like Young Brother Cháng Kǎi, I won’t agree.”

“Don’t worry, Sister Yuǎnyuè hopes you’ll marry Young Brother Cháng Kǎi. I won’t compete with you.”

Facing Tián Qiàn’s rebuttal, Thunder Meow-Meow blushed and fiercely grabbed her neck, scratching her exposed waist with her free hand.

“Good for you, Xiǎo Qiàn, you’re getting cocky. You dare argue with me now.”

“Hahaha, Big Brother, I admit my mistake, Big Brother!”

Tián Qiàn laughed until tears came out. So her weakness is being ticklish?

Two beautiful girls were already attractive enough, and their playful banter drew even more attention.

“Cough, cough.”

I cleared my throat, waiting for the two “sisters” to calm down before continuing.

“Let’s get to the point. As Sister Qiàn said, Gongyong Xiaojī promoted herself as a ‘new teenage girl writer,’ but in reality, she wasn’t a ‘teenage girl’ and hadn’t written books before.”

Wǔ Jiàng looked embarrassed, fidgeting with her hands.

“I understand, it’s basically false promotion… What can I provide as a reference?”

“Thunder Meow-Meow, would you tell your fans that you used to be a man?”

“How could that be possible, and no one would believe it anyway.” She looked at me strangely, then at Wǔ Jiàng. “Are you planning to reveal that you’re not a new teenage girl writer?”

“No, only that you’re not new.”

After all, being a girl was real, so it wasn’t entirely a lie.

“I feel guilty towards readers. I plan to confess during the book signing event this afternoon… Is that okay?”

“If it were me, you wouldn’t need to confess anything.”

Thunder Meow-Meow pointed at Wǔ Jiàng, adopting a Sam大叔-like stance.

“Let’s look at it from another angle. From now on, you’re not a novelist, but an idol!”

“An idol? Like you?”

“Yes, what do you think makes an idol popular?”

“A glamorous appearance and excellent singing voice.”

“Haha, are you praising me? Thank you, but no. Even idols who can’t sing or aren’t particularly good-looking exist. In short, an idol shows their most popular traits while hiding their worst ones, fully showcasing their personal charm.”

Wǔ Jiàng nodded, somewhat understanding, but asked doubtfully, “Wouldn’t this make you feel guilty?”

“No, it’s when fans find out that you feel guilty. Look at me,” she pointed at herself, “Is there any difference between now and the beauty pageant?”

“Feels cuter on stage?”

“Mm, hearing that hurts more than I expected.”

Then she gathered her emotions and switched to a bright and lively tone.

“Because I restrain my less cute side, Thunder Meow-Meow can shine brightly on stage! Meow~”

Then she switched back to her tough-girl mode.

“Well, that’s about it. Would fans like an idol with a bad temper, violent tendencies, who smokes and drinks, and whose interests are horse racing and boxing matches?”

Wǔ Jiàng shook her head.

But I thought, perhaps there are people who would. There are always unique tastes in this world.

Thunder Meow-Meow clapped her hands in conclusion. “That’s right. Fans love your most charming side.”

“So, if I reveal the truth, it will damage the image of ‘Gongyong Xiaojī’ the idol (author) in the hearts of fans (readers)?”

“Exactly, but this sense of guilt is precious. Move forward with this emotion!”

She gave a thumbs-up, truly becoming Wǔ Jiàng’s life mentor.

“Now I understand why Young Brother Cháng Kǎi brought me to you. Hearing this has broadened my horizons.”

Wǔ Jiàng was moved and held Thunder Meow-Meow’s hand.

“I didn’t expect her to be so articulate. I thought she was just a brute… Gulp…”

She was punched in the side by Thunder Meow-Meow.

“Just maintaining the image of a ‘new teenage girl idol’ feels a bit difficult.”

Wǔ Jiàng frowned, looking troubled.

“After all, I don’t plan to stay female forever. After the book signing event this afternoon, Young Brother Cháng Kǎi will turn me back.”

Hearing this, Thunder Meow-Meow and Tián Qiàn were stunned.

Seeing their shock, I was stunned too.

Oh no!

“Can you actually turn people back?” x2

The two magical girls lunged at me.