The maid brought a bunch of socks.
They were the socks Guburi had bought from the mart a while ago.
‘I wondered why the maid asked Guburi to buy so many socks… Turns out it was to hand them out to everyone.’
I guess I misunderstood the maid a bit.
To be honest,
I thought the maid wanted to receive a ton of gifts from Santa Claus, so they asked for a lot of socks.
I never dreamed they’d hand them all out to the viewers.
They’re not usually that thoughtful.
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—LOL, is the maid preparing an event?
**[Semen Thief]**—They’re surprisingly well-prepared.
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—It’s rare to find such a cute yokai. LOL
[Sign here if you received socks! Nothing in this world is free!]
After handing out the socks to the viewers,
the maid handed out pens and paper, demanding signatures.
It was a membership application for the Warkyarpa Family.
Maehwa, holding the pen, spoke with a sour expression.
“I don’t want to join such a low-quality family.”
[Wabakkyabakpa! It’s not a low-quality family! It’s the strongest family with Gyesekkihoon as the boss!]
“Calling someone a ‘boss’ is a bit… Why not just say leader?”
[Stop talking and just sign! Refusal is not an option! Wakya-pa!]
“…Fine.”
Maehwa sighed and signed.
After that, the other viewers also signed the papers handed out by the maid.
Most of the viewers signing didn’t seem to have any second thoughts.
It’ll be fine. It’s not like we’re signing a contract or anything. It’s just a game.
That’s what everyone seemed to think.
The only ones seriously contemplating were the Mania Mother and Daughter.
“Mom, we’re part of the Se-hoon Sect. Is it okay to join this too?”
“That’s what I’m thinking. If we join the Warkyarpa Family, we’ll be double-affiliated…”
“What should we do?”
“Hmm…”
I don’t know why they’re taking it so seriously.
Whether it’s the Se-hoon Sect or the Warkyarpa Family,
both are just make-believe groups anyway.
[Wakya-pa! If you don’t join the Warkyarpa Family, the Se-hoon Sect will become our enemy! But if you join, we’ll naturally form an alliance! So you must join!]
**[Semen Thief]**—The leaders of both groups are the same. How can they be enemies?
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—Just take the maid’s words with a grain of salt. LOL
“Mom, if we don’t join, we’ll have to fight the Warkyarpa Family. Shouldn’t we just join?”
“…I guess we have no choice. Since we both serve the same god, it’s better not to make enemies. Let’s just join.”
In the end, even the Mania Mother and Daughter were persuaded (or threatened) by the maid and signed.
Afterward,
the maid looked around at us, placed her hands on her hips, and struck a majestic pose.
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—Why does her posture look so awkward? LOL
**[Team Leader Park]**—The more I look, the cuter she seems.
[Everyone, pay attention!]
The maid shouted loudly.
As everyone’s eyes turned to her, the maid raised her voice again.
[This time, I’ll hand out a piece of paper to each of you!]
The maid handed out the papers one by one and began explaining what to do with the paper and socks.
To summarize:
Write your wish on the paper.
Put the paper in the sock and hang the sock on the tree.
Then, someday, Santa will grant your wish.
That was the gist of it.
[Now, write your nickname and wish on the paper! Put it in the sock and hang it on the tree! By the way, if you write your real name too, Santa will be more likely to grant your wish!]
Yoho and the Defense Team looked at the maid with confusion.
“We’re supposed to write a wish, not what gift we want?”
“Huh? The Santa I know is different. Did Santa always grant wishes?”
[Shut up! Santa is a wish-granting being! Wakya-pa!]
I have no idea where they got this version of Santa.
The other viewers had similar reactions.
“What do you mean, ‘someday’? It’s not like he’s granting it tomorrow morning.”
“Right. They just changed Santa’s setting to suit themselves.”
As Palkgui and Juji chuckled and commented,
Kyu Mi-ho tilted her head and asked Reubangyi.
“Kyu? Santa? What’s Santa?”
[He’s the one who gives gifts on Christmas, Reubang.]
“Kyu?! Really? So if I write what I want on this paper, I’ll definitely get it?”
[You won’t. Santa doesn’t exi—]
Just as Reubangyi was about to explain the truth,
Min Neong flew over and covered Reubangyi’s mouth.
Then, she whispered into Reubangyi’s ear.
[Don’t ruin everyone’s innocence with unnecessary truths! If they find out Santa doesn’t exist, people like the maid will be sad!]
[…Got it, Reubang.]
While the two were whispering,
Maehwa passed by and casually said,
“Santa exists.”
[Reubang?]
[See? There are people who believe in Santa, so it’s better not to tell the truth.]
[I see… But I didn’t expect her to believe in Santa, Reubang.]
[Yeah. She looks tough but seems pretty innocent.]
As Reubangyi and Min Neong looked at Maehwa with pity,
Maehha frowned and glared at them before speaking again.
“Santa exists, I’m telling you.”
[That’s right! Santa exists!]
[Right. Santa exists, Reubang.]
Min Neong and Reubangyi simultaneously gave a thumbs-up.
It seemed like they were trying not to crush Maehwa’s innocence.
Seeing this, Maehha sighed and looked away.
“…Whatever. Let’s just drop it.”
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—Maehwa believes in Santa at her age? LOL
**[Team Leader Park]**—Sometimes there are adults who remain pure.
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—No, Santa really exists. Just not the Santa Claus we usually think of.
**[Semen Thief]**—What kind of Santa are you talking about?
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—It’s a yokai that’s active during Christmas. A nasty one that steals everything from your house.
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—?? Instead of giving gifts, it steals everything? What kind of crazy thief yokai is that?
**[Semen Thief]**—Huh…
The viewers, unable to resist the maid’s urging, eventually wrote their wishes on the paper.
They made sure to cover it thoroughly so no one could peek.
I also wrote my wish on the paper.
『Hun World/Gye Se-hoon』
<I’ll tell you when Santa comes in person.>
And so, we hung all the socks on the Christmas tree and continued the Christmas party.
***
After drinking heavily,
the party, where everyone got to know each other, was fun and harmonious.
…The party ended after three hours.
Since more than half of the attendees had already passed out, we decided to wrap it up.
Juji supported Meng Yao while complaining.
“If you can’t handle alcohol, drink slowly. Why are you trying to keep up with Se-hoon’s pace?”
Juji carried Meng Yao into the house.
Min Neong took care of Min Ji.
[Wanna sleep together by the pond?]
“I’ll sleep inside…”
Do Mi-so was also taking care of her mother, Do Mi-rae.
“Ah, Mom! Why do you keep accepting drinks when you can’t handle alcohol?”
“Sorry… It’s been a while since I drank with people… And it’s the first time someone’s been so kind to me while drinking…”
“Ugh, the smell of alcohol! You should’ve drunk in moderation!”
Meanwhile,
the still-sober viewers and yokai were helping the drunk ones.
After confirming that everyone had gone inside,
I looked at the augmented reality chat window floating in the air and said,
“That’s it for today’s broadcast.”
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—Okay! Good job!
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—If Maehwa tries to attack you, rip her chest off.
**[Team Leader Park]**—Great work! Thanks for the broadcast!
**[Semen Thief]**—Tell Drifting AI thanks too. They let us join the broadcast.
“Right. And, if we have another meetup in the future… I’ll invite you four too.”
**[Semen Thief]**—Whoa. Really?
**[Cheerful Hyeon Ji]**—Really? You promise?
**[Team Leader Park]**—Thank you! I’ll be waiting!
**[Cat-eared Woman]**—Hehe, then I can visit Se-hoon’s house again~
“Anyway, I’m really ending it now. See you next time.”
With that,
today’s broadcast came to an end.
***
After confirming that everyone was asleep,
I went out to the yard to get some fresh air.
“…Huh?”
There was someone standing in the yard.
It was Drifting AI.
Drifting AI was picking up a red Santa Claus outfit that had fallen on the ground.
“Drifting AI, what are you doing here? What’s with the outfit?”
“I just eliminated a Santa yokai that intruded without permission. This Santa outfit is the spoils of war.”
So there really was something like a Santa yokai.
I guess what Maehwa and Cat-eared Woman said earlier was true.
“Anyway, it’s time to check,” Drifting AI said.
“Check what?”
Drifting AI, holding the Santa outfit, silently walked over to the Christmas tree.
They took one of the socks hanging on the tree and pulled out the paper inside to read it.
“Hey, Drifting AI. You can’t just look at people’s wishes like that. You’re not Santa.”
“Santa is dead,” Drifting AI replied.
“…That’s true, but still, you shouldn’t just look at someone else’s wish.”
“Santa says it’s okay to check. I’m Santa now.”
Drifting AI gave a cryptic answer and then handed me the Santa outfit.
“And you too.”
“…What do you mean?”
“Santa, who gives gifts or grants wishes on Christmas, doesn’t exist in reality. So we have to become Santa ourselves.”
“You mean we should fulfill the viewers’ wishes instead?”
“That’s correct.”
“Why would we do that?”
“Because these are the wishes of people you care about. What’s important to you is also important to me. It’s only natural to grant the wishes of those we care about.”
Drifting AI explained that they had the ability to grant wishes,
so they wanted to fulfill the wishes of those they cared about.
To become the Santa Claus of Christmas.
Drifting AI handed me a piece of paper.
“…Well, I was actually thinking of secretly checking these papers and granting any wishes I could, so this works out.”
“I thought so. I’m glad we’re on the same page.”
Drifting AI smiled warmly.
I also smiled slightly and took the paper to check.
『Gyeongsaeng Guburi/Yoo Ah-yeon』
<Please let me win a cooking competition.>
Guburi’s wish.
This wasn’t something I could grant.
I could help with preparations, but I couldn’t bribe the judges to make Guburi win.
Of course, Guburi’s skills are more than enough to win.
As long as there’s no external interference.
“For Guburi’s wish… We just need to make sure the cooking competition is judged fairly.”
“I’ll help too. Let’s check the other wishes,” Drifting AI said.
“Alright.”
And so, Drifting AI and I sat under the Christmas tree and began checking the other wishes.
『Yoho/Iyoi』
<I wish the Room Master would fall in love with me—just kidding! I just want to watch the Room Master’s broadcasts for a long, long time!>
『Handsome Licker/Jo Soo-yeon』
<(1) Make me rich. I want to quit my job.>
<(2) I’ve been hearing things lately. Please fix it.>
<(3) Make me a better driver.>
<(4) Let me lick Se-hoon’s face.>
…
<(10) Grant all the wishes above.>
『Min Ji/Gu Min-ji』
<I wish my leg would grow back...>
『Qkrnfl892/Park Gyu-ri』
<I hope our village stays peaceful like this forever.>
『Se-hoon Defense Team/Han Yu-i』
<I want to become a grand wizard capable of creating worlds. Probably impossible, though. LOL>
『Maehwa Tree/Cheon Ri-hwa』
<I want to meet my mother again and have a conversation with her.>
『Jujijoa/Olivia』
<I wish this freedom would last forever.>
『BIgGirl/Seong Sori』
<I hope all my loved ones stay safe.>
『Balloon Gum Collector』
<I want to collect more diverse condoms!!!>
『Reverse Rape Mania/Do Mi-rae』
<I want to live happily with my daughter for a long, long time.>
『Reverse Rape Mania/Do Mi-so』
<I want to live happily with my mom for a long time!>
<Also, I want a game console! Give it to me!>
『Meng Yao』
<I want to become friends with Drifting AI.>
『Maid』
<Wakya-pa! I want to drink cola with Gyesekkihoon all day!>
『Min Neong』
<I want to spend my whole life with the Warkyarpa Family.>
『Reubangyi/Queen of Stone』
<I have no wishes. I’m satisfied just eating the food Guburi makes.>
『Kyu Mi-ho/Kyuru Kyuru Mi-ho』
<I don’t want to be abandoned again!>
<I want a safe bag to store the Yeoui Boju!>
『Drifting AI/SCP-079001』
<I wish we could be together forever.>
After reading all the wishes,
we carefully placed the papers back into the socks.
As we headed back into the house, I thought to myself.
Let’s do as Drifting AI suggested.
Let’s become the Santa who grants the wishes of those we care about.
**Reverse Genders, Swearing Streamer Part 2: End**
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