Chapter 175

At the moment Kyu Mi-ho flew towards Min-ji.

I instinctively jumped forward quickly and grabbed Kyu Mi-ho’s tail.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Crazy, what’s with that running speed? It’s not like lightning or anything. ㄷㄷ

【Semen Thief】─Lol, at that level, it’s not even half of Se-hoon oppa’s physical ability.

【Team Leader Park】─That’s so cool!!!

【Cat-eared Woman】─As expected of the Queen Slayer···.

It was a close call.

If I had been a little late, Kyu Mi-ho’s fierce teeth would have mercilessly torn Min-ji apart.

“Kyuaaa! Humans who aren’t guests will be bitten and torn to shreds···. Ah. That seems too harsh, so I’ll just chew them up!! Kyuuaaa!!”

Kyu Mi-ho, whose tail I had grabbed, flailed in the air and shouted fiercely.

And then she opened her mouth wide, revealing her teeth.

All of them were blunt.

Even her fangs weren’t sharp but dull.

‘···Why are her teeth like that? It seems like you wouldn’t get hurt even if bitten by those.’

I grabbed Kyu Mi-ho’s head, who was throwing a tantrum, and spoke while slightly controlling my grip so as not to crush her skull.

“Mi-ho. Do you want to die?”

“Kyuu?”

“What do you mean ‘kyuu’? She just introduced herself as Gu Min-ji. Why did you attack her?”

“Kyuuu···. The nickname Gu Min-ji wasn’t on the list···. Min-ji was there though···.”

“Min-ji is Gu Min-ji, you crazy fox.”

“The nickname is different···. And I just did as I was told! Reubang Kyuu told me to bite first! Kyuu!”

Kyu Mi-ho answered like that and quickly turned her gaze towards Reubangyi.

But Reubangyi avoided Kyu Mi-ho’s gaze, holding her hands behind her back.

As if she didn’t know anything.

“Kyuuu?! Say something! Reubang Kyuu!”

［Reubang? The strange fox is pretending to know, Reubang.］

“Kyuuuu!!! Traitor!!!”

“Idiots···.”

I let go of Kyu Mi-ho for now.

I couldn’t keep Yoho and Min-ji standing in front of the gate.

As I turned my gaze back towards them, Yoho smiled brightly and greeted me cheerfully.

“Room Master, hello!”

【Cat-eared Woman】─Yoho, I’ve seen that person somewhere before.

【Team Leader Park】─She’s the chairman of Ohsung Group.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Right, the chairman of Ohsung Group!!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Bullshit.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─??? Crazy!!! Yoho is the chairman of Ohsung Group??

【Semen Thief】─Is the chairman that young?

【Team Leader Park】─She hasn’t been in the chairman position for long.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Last time, there was a big fuss in the news when the chairman of Ohsung Group suddenly changed.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─I knew she was rich, but I didn’t expect her to be the chairman of the world’s top company···. That’s shocking···.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Whether Yoho is the chairman or not, she’s still a damn bitch.

Min-ji, sitting in a wheelchair, was staring at me with sparkling eyes.

With a look of admiration.

“Wow···. It’s Se-hoon nim in real life···.”

【Semen Thief】─Is that unnie in the wheelchair Min-ji? Why doesn’t she talk like that in real life?

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Who talks like that in real life?

【Semen Thief】─Min Neong does though···.

【Cat-eared Woman】─She’s a yokai.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn, there are so many damn polite bastards.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─More than that, those bitches look like they can’t fight. I think I can win. Lol.

【Team Leader Park】─Saying you can win against someone without legs is a bit···. I think it’s disgraceful···.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Shut your mouth, newbie bastard.

I took another slow look at the two.

Yoho was in a pink suit.

Min-ji was in a white dress.

It’s not like they were going to a ball.

They were just here for a Christmas party, but they were dressed quite extravagantly.

Well, I decided not to comment on their outfits.

Whatever they wear is up to them.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─But Yoho’s outfit is damn ugly.

【Semen Thief】─Yeah. A pink suit is a bit much.

【Cat-eared Woman】─But her face can pull it off.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─If she wore something else instead of that weird outfit, it would have been better···.

After quickly scanning their outfits.

I greeted Yoho and Min-ji.

“You must have had a hard time coming. But how did you end up coming together?”

“Ah, Min-ji nim lives in the same neighborhood as me, so I just gave her a ride.”

“I didn’t ask for a ride, but she insisted on giving me one.”

Yoho and Min-ji answered simultaneously.

I couldn’t tell if they were getting along or not.

Yoho glanced at Min-ji with a displeased face.

Then she took a step closer to me and extended her hand.

“By the way, Room Master! If it’s not too much trouble, could I shake your hand? I really wanted to have some skin contact···. I mean, shake hands when we met in person!”

“Ah! Me too!”

“Min-ji nim, didn’t you say your arm hurts?”

“It’s not so bad that I can’t shake hands. Don’t nitpick.”

The two bickered endlessly.

It seemed like they had a disease where they had to pick fights with each other or they’d die.

Anyway.

Shaking hands wasn’t difficult, so I shook Yoho’s hand as requested.

Then I shook hands with Min-ji.

After that, both of them caressed the hand they shook with their other hand, with a look of ecstasy on their faces.

【Semen Thief】─Their expressions are weird.

【Team Leader Park】─They look quite perverted.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Lol, they can’t hide their lewd expressions.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Disgusting bastards.

Even after shaking hands, Yoho and Min-ji’s requests continued.

While still busy biting and scratching each other.

“Room Master! Let’s take a picture together!”

“Me too!”

“Hey, stop copying me.”

“I was going to ask first? Yoho nim, stop copying me.”

“I asked first, how is that copying? Don’t talk nonsense.”

I thought they were just close and bickering.

But it seemed like they just didn’t get along.

‘If I leave them like this, they’ll fight endlessly.’

I had no choice but to take drastic measures.

I flicked Yoho and Min-ji’s foreheads once each.

Making sure not to hurt them by controlling my strength.

Paaak-!

Paaak-!

And just like that, the two collapsed and fainted.

“Now they’re finally quiet.”

【Drifting AI】─ദ്ദി(⩌ᴗ⩌ )

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, nice one Gyesekkihoon~

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─ㄷㄷ That was a hard hit.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Honestly, they deserved it.

【Semen Thief】─Ouch. That must have hurt···.

【Team Leader Park】─Are they dead? Shouldn’t you check if they’re breathing? Killing the chairman of Ohsung Group will complicate things.

Fortunately, both were still breathing.

Aside from their foreheads being red and slightly swollen, they didn’t seem to be hurt.

“Don’t worry, they’re not dead.”

【Semen Thief】─So you have to get hit like that to attend the meetup.

【Cat-eared Woman】─It’s a scary meetup.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Maybe it’s a good thing I wasn’t invited.

I carried the unconscious Yoho and Min-ji on my shoulders and headed to the yard.

Reubangyi followed, pulling the wheelchair.

［I’ll move the wheelchair, Reubang.］

Kyu Mi-ho was angrily biting Reubangyi’s head.

It seemed like she was still upset.

“You blockhead! Kyuuu!!”

［Reubang.］

It’s good that they get along.

***

Yoho and Min-ji were laid on the living room sofa.

They were still unconscious.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, let’s draw on their faces while they’re sleeping.

【Semen Thief】─What if you get hit later?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I’ll win if we fight. Lol

Reubangyi left the wheelchair in front of the veranda.

And went back to the front gate with Kyu Mi-ho to welcome more guests.

I was in the yard helping decorate the Christmas tree.

About 10 minutes later.

Reubangyi and Kyu Mi-ho’s loud voices echoed from the gate again.

［Someone’s here!! Reubang!!!］

“Kyuuu! Something strange is here!!!”

Hearing that.

I walked to the front gate and saw a large military truck parked there.

“This body has arrived!”

The person who got out of the military truck was a soldier in uniform.

It was Qkrnfl892, a viewer of my stream.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why is that bastard wearing a military uniform? Damn.

【Team Leader Park】─The problem isn’t the uniform, but the fact that he came in a military truck.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Is it okay for a sergeant to be like that? He looks really young···.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─How do you know Palkgui’s rank?

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─He looks really young, so of course his rank is low···.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll explain. All the police stations and military units in the area where Gye Se-hoon lives are controlled by Qkrnfl892’s family. It’s practically their own small country.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Ah.

【Cat-eared Woman】─She’s an amazing person.

【Team Leader Park】─Ah. She’s from the Park family.

“Se-hoon, long time no see!”

“Yeah, it’s been a while.”

While Palkgui and I were exchanging brief greetings.

A soldier from the driver’s seat quickly got out and saluted me.

“Salute to Gye Se-hoon nim!! Loyalty!!!”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why add ‘nim’ when saluting alone, you damn failure.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Why are you saluting in the first place?

I was taken aback by the strict salute and said.

“···Uh, I’m not a soldier?”

“Loyalty!!!”

“Why are you doing this, damn it.”

“Loyaaalty!!!!”

Seeing this.

Palkgui, standing next to me, covered her mouth and giggled.

It seemed like she had ordered the soldier to salute beforehand.

She was a crazy bitch.

I decided to accept the salute so the soldier wouldn’t feel awkward.

Then Palkgui approached the soldier and whispered softly.

“You did well. I’ll give you leave as promised when you return to the unit.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Who do you think you are to give leave, damn sergeant bitch.

“Will you really give me leave? If you don’t, I’ll desert.”

“······Haha. If you desert, I’ll catch you and shoot you.”

【Semen Thief】─Palkgui unnie’s eyebrow twitched. She seems a bit angry!

“I’ll also take a love shot with Sergeant Park Gyu-ri.”

“You really don’t hold back, you crazy bitch.”

I heard the entire conversation.

As expected, Palkgui seemed to be a popular officer among the soldiers.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, that soldier bitch is pretending to be flustered by Palkgui’s orders because she wants leave.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Wow. How can a mere soldier act like that towards a sergeant?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll explain. Qkrnfl892 usually loosens the soldiers’ discipline, so they act like that.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So Palkgui is an idiot? Lol

【Drifting AI】─The soldiers only act like that normally. When Qkrnfl892 gets really angry, they tremble in fear and beg for forgiveness. An angry Qkrnfl892 is someone even the company and battalion commanders fear. The Park family’s influence is that strong in that area.

【Team Leader Park】─Drifting senior, how do you know so much? Do you investigate the viewers?

【Semen Thief】─Drifting knows everything.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Is Palkgui not a civilian?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll explain. Her physical abilities are that of a civilian.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Can I win against her?

【Drifting AI】─You can’t even beat Kyu Mi-ho, so no. Lol

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn bitch.

Palkgui was still talking to the soldier.

The soldier looked a bit awkward and asked.

“Sergeant Park Gyu-ri. Am I going back alone?”

“Yeah. You know the way.”

“Isn’t it against the rules for a soldier to drive alone without a co-driver···.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine! You’re an SSS-class driver, so you can drive alone!”

“I’m a B-class driver.”

“From today, you’re SSS-class. Stop talking back and return to the unit.”

“Understood. Then, if I get caught by another officer, I’ll say Sergeant Park Gyu-ri ordered me. But what if I desert? What will you do if I suddenly feel like deserting on the way back?”

The soldier joked and laughed.

At that moment.

Palkgui’s expression changed drastically.

It was completely different from the playful look she had before.

“Ji-hyun. Let’s not joke around with the word ‘desertion’? There’s a limit to how much I can take it as a joke.”

When Palkgui said that, the soldier’s face turned pale.

“······S-sorry! I think I crossed the line!”

“Right. It’s good that you’re comfortable with me, but don’t act thoughtlessly. You know that ‘desertion’ isn’t a word to be thrown around lightly, right?”

“Yes! I’m sorry!!”

As Drifting said.

When Palkgui got really angry, the soldier couldn’t even make a sound.

It was a bit unexpected.

‘What does she do when she’s really angry that makes them so scared···.’

After that.

The soldier kept apologizing to Palkgui, and when her anger subsided, he cautiously returned to the unit in the military truck.

“Se-hoon. Let’s go in!”

“Palkgui. You were too harsh on the soldier who was dragged into the military···.”

I didn’t finish my sentence.

I felt like I shouldn’t defend the soldier.

It’s clearly wrong for a soldier to talk about desertion to an officer.

Even if it’s a joke.

Jokes should have limits.

“Huh? Se-hoon, why?”

“···Nothing. Just that you handled the discipline well.”

“Ah. I’m strict when it comes to discipline. Normally, I’d let them take off my pants, but if they cross the line, I won’t let it slide.”

“Taking off your pants is also crossing the line, you crazy bitch. I don’t get your standards for getting angry···. Anyway, let’s just go in.”

“Okay. Who’s here already?”

“You’ll see when we go in. About half are here.”

We talked familiarly without any awkwardness.

“Kyuu! Stop, stop! Don’t move or I’ll bite! Nickname!”

［Stay still, Reubang.］

“Kyuu?”

［You already know each other, don’t you, Reubang.］

“Ah! That’s right, Kyuuu!”

［Kyu Mi-ho, you’re too stupid, Reubang.］

We passed by Kyu Mi-ho and Reubangyi and entered the house.

***

When I brought Palkgui into the living room, Yoho and Min-ji, who had been lying on the sofa, were gone.

They must have woken up from their fainting spell.

‘They should have stayed put. Where did they go?’

Maybe they went to the kitchen to meet Guburi?

With that thought, Palkgui and I headed to the kitchen.

And as expected.

Yoho and Min-ji were in the kitchen.

With very hostile expressions.

“Gyeongsaeng nim. Why are you running away? You always said you wanted to fight me, right?”

Yoho called out to Guburi and pulled out a stun gun from her pocket.

“Guburi nim! I came to fight! Come at me!”

Min-ji pulled out knuckles from inside her dress.

【Semen Thief】─Lol, this is going to be fun~

【Cat-eared Woman】─It’s what they deserve.

“I caught him! Hit him as much as you want!”

Balloon Gum was restraining Guburi so he couldn’t run away.

And finally.

Palkgui joined the Guburi discipline squad.

“This is going to be fun! I want to hit Guburi too!”

I had no intention of stopping them.

This was all Guburi’s karma.

So I sat at the table and watched leisurely.

“Gyesekkihoon, help me!! Where’s Min Neong!! Maid!!!”

Guburi started getting beaten up.

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