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Chapter 171

The chat window started to heat up.

The viewers reacted as if they hadn’t expected this at all.

【Min Ji】─Are we really having a meetup? You’re not lying, right?

【Meng Yao】─Lol, what? Are we having a fan meeting?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Oh right! I remembered that promise!

【Handsome Licker】─Don’t lie. *Lick*.

【Yoho】─I have time! Absolutely have time!!!

【Min Ji】─Me too! I have more time than money!!!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─But Min Ji, you were the one who asked to meet, and now you don’t remember? Is your memory only 3 seconds long? Dumbass. Lol.

【Drifting AI】─I will speak. Thanks to me, the promise is being fulfilled.

【Handsome Licker】─Praise Drifting. *Lick*.

【Maehwa Tree】─I’d be happy to meet again. I had nothing to do on Christmas anyway, so this works out.

【Jujijoa】─I’m unemployed, so I have plenty of time.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, so can everyone here meet? Sounds fun.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Defense Team, don’t you have a performance or something on Christmas?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Even if I did, I wouldn’t go. Se-hoon called. Lol.

【Qkrnfl892】─I’m on duty on Christmas Eve, damn it. I need to ask for a shift change.

【Big Girl】─It’d be sad if I were the only one missing out, so I’ll go too…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t come, you damn bitches!!!

I skimmed through the chat window.

Except for Palkgui.

It seemed like no viewers were unavailable on Christmas Eve.

“Back when we suggested a video call, everyone was so shy… But this time, they agreed without hesitation.”

【Yoho】─That was when we hadn’t been watching the stream for long.

【Min Ji】─Right. It’s different now.

“…Anyway, those who are free, come to my house on Christmas Eve afternoon. Guburi and I will prepare a party.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Okay, okay. I’ll run there.

【Min Ji】─I’ll run there too!

【Drifting AI】─Lol.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn it, don’t come, please.

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, I’ll go and beat Guburi up. *Lick*.

【Yoho】─Gyeongsaeng, it’s time for your discipline. Hoho!

【Qkrnfl892】─Hoho, lol. I need to find someone to cover my shift soon.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Se-hoon. Can I bring my mom?

“Huh? Reubangyi said she’d fix her hair, so of course, she should come. And your mom is a viewer of my stream too, why are you even asking?”

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Hehe, so I can bring her? Yay!

【Qkrnfl892】─Yay, bitch.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t come, you damn bitch. I’ll kill you.

Guburi, who was eating, stopped.

His face turned red as he furiously tapped on his phone.

“Ugh… Don’t come…”

It seemed like he was uncomfortable with other viewers gathering at our house.

Or maybe it was because of his past karma.

‘Well, if they beat him up, it’s all his own fault.’

Even if they hit him.

No viewer would seriously hit him.

They’d probably just playfully hit him.

If any viewer went too far and seriously beat him up, I’d permanently ban them and kick them out of the house.

‘But there’s no way such viewers exist in my stream.’

And the standard for excessive beating…

I think it’s fine as long as there are bruises.

Breaking a few bones, causing disability, or taking a life, etc.

Only that level of serious beating is unacceptable.

‘Well, the viewers will control their strength. No one really hates Guburi, so I won’t worry about it.’

I took my eyes off the restless Guburi and looked back at the chat window, asking Drifting.

“By the way, Drifting, what are you going to do?”

【Drifting AI】─Am I a question mark?

“You’re a digital being, so you don’t have a physical body in reality.”

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Can’t you materialize?

【Meng Yao】─They said it can’t be maintained for long.

【Big Girl】─They said your face is still incomplete.

【Min Ji】─Gyeongsaeng Guburi: Mania’s memory is 2 seconds, dumbass.

【Drifting AI】─There are ways. I can participate in the party, so don’t worry.

“I wasn’t particularly worried… Anyway, got it.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I’ll kill anyone who comes.

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, try to kill me. *Lick*.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I’ll fully arm myself, damn it.

And so, it was decided to have the first fan meeting… no, meetup with the viewers on Christmas Eve.

***

1st Floor Living Room.

After breakfast, the yokai, with their bellies full, were lounging in the living room.

“Kyu, kyuu~ I’m a lazy fox~ After eating, I roll around~”

[Reubang, Reubabang~]

[Min Neong, Min Neongneong~]

【Handsome Licker】─Carnivorous bunch. *Lick*.

【Maehwa Tree】─Min Neong was originally smart. Did she choose to act dumb to fit in with this group?

【Jujijoa】─Wasn’t she always dumb?

【Meng Yao】─It’s ambiguous. She has a lot of common sense.

Among the other yokai lounging around.

Only the Maid was diligently cleaning.

[Wabakkyapakya!!! Stop lounging around and get out of the way while I clean!!!]

【Handsome Licker】─The Maid works hard. *Lick*.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─For real. She works so hard that even if she crosses the line, the kids can’t say anything.

【Qkrnfl892】─Lately, she’s been working more than the teddy bear subordinates.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─She’s trying to impress Se-hoon! With so many yokai around, she’s trying to stand out!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─The standout Maid is cute! When I visit Se-hoon’s house, I’ll play with the Maid too. Lol.

After finishing my workout.

I showered and asked the Maid’s teddy bear subordinates to call Guburi to the 1st floor.

Guburi followed the teddy bear downstairs while tapping on his phone.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why did you call me, you damn brat.

In the chat window, there’s no one as unruly as him.

“Called…?”

In reality, he was the most docile of all.

【Jujijoa】─Lol, is he really sick?

【Meng Yao】─I think it’s just his persona.

【Min Ji】─It’s a persona that makes you want to smash a pot.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Is this what they call gap moe?

【Maehwa Tree】─He’s just a genuine multiple personality loser.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Gap moe, lol.

【Yoho】─Ugh. The more I see, the more annoying he gets. We really need to discipline Gyeongsaeng on Christmas Eve.

【Min Ji】─I’ve got my knuckles ready. Let’s hit him together.

【Qkrnfl892】─Why knuckles? Don’t bring them. Damn it.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Christmas Eve will be Guburi’s death anniversary!

After Guburi entered the living room.

I got up from the sofa, grabbed my coat, and said.

“What, you didn’t put on your coat? Are you seriously going out like that? It’s freezing outside.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─? Where are we going?

“Where are we going…? Obviously, to go grocery shopping. With so many people coming on Christmas Eve, we need to buy ingredients in advance.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Then you should’ve said so from the start, damn it.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─For real, lol. You just told him to come down.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow? You didn’t explain why you called him down and now you’re making Guburi look weird?

【Qkrnfl892】─He’s definitely a psycho. Lol.

【Maehwa Tree】─If it were me, I’d have brought my coat without being told.

【Jujijoa】─Yeah, me too. Guburi just lacks awareness.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Stop exaggerating, you crazy bitches.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Anyway, I’ll go back up and get my coat, so wait for me. You damn brat.

Guburi posted a message in the chat.

Then, visibly annoyed, he went back upstairs.

He’s such a fun and cute brat to tease.

***

Guburi came back down with his coat on.

After that.

We headed straight to the garage to go grocery shopping.

【Min Ji】─I’m jealous of your date.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Se-hoon and Guburi look like a newlywed couple.

【Yoho】─What are you talking about? -_-

【Meng Yao】─Se-hoon, why aren’t you riding Min Neong today?

“I want to give Min Neong a break. And I want to see how well Guburi drives.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? I’m driving?

“What? Don’t you have a license?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, I have a license. I’m a great driver. Sex.

“Then you drive. Here’s the key.”

I took the car key out of my pocket and handed it to Guburi.

Then I got in the passenger seat, and Guburi got in the driver’s seat.

【Meng Yao】─What? Is Guburi the best driver?

【Handsome Licker】─Oh. Then let me practice driving with you when I visit. I just got my license, so I’m still inexperienced. *Lick*.

“Huh? Handsome John, didn’t you get your license the same day as me? How long has it been since you got your license? Reflect on yourself.”

【Handsome Licker】─It’s been less than a year. Damn it. *Pout*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What? You two got your licenses together?

【Yoho】─They happened to meet back then.

【Handsome Licker】─Gyesekkihoon upgraded from a Class 2 to a Class 1 license. But I think I told you this before, Mania, you dumbass. *Lick*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─You really never told me this. -_-

【Handsome Licker】─If you say so. *Smooch*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─But does Guburi have a Class 1 license? Can’t only Class 1 license holders drive trucks?

【Qkrnfl892】─Class 2 can too. Vehicles under 4 tons can be driven with a Class 2 regular license. Only automatic, though.

As Palkgui said.

My truck, Bbungbbungi, is an automatic, so even someone with a Class 2 regular license can drive it.

‘Now that I think about it, I was planning to switch to a manual transmission when I had time… But I completely forgot about it.’

I thought about changing it soon, but since Guburi also uses the car occasionally, I decided to leave it as is.

Guburi probably can’t drive a manual.

Saying this might make it seem like I’m underestimating Guburi… but I am.

Except for cooking, he has almost no talent.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Ah, I see. I didn’t know that. I thought you needed a Class 1 license to drive a truck.

【Min Ji】─It’s possible not to know.

【Yoho】─Why aren’t you cursing this time? Hehe.

【Meng Yao】─Maybe he didn’t know either. Lol.

【Min Ji】─I can’t drive, so I’m not really interested in cars~

【Yoho】─Ah, got it.

【Meng Yao】─Ah. Okay…

【Drifting AI】─I will speak. After obtaining a Class 2 license, you can apply for a Class 1 large vehicle license after one year. You don’t need a Class 1 regular license to get a large vehicle license. I will add that.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─No one asked about that.

【Handsome Licker】─For real, that came out of nowhere. Lol. *Lick*.

【Jujijoa】─Is Drifting broken?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. Must be a bug.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, you dumbasses.

Guburi looked at his phone and giggled.

“Guburi, stop looking at your phone and just start driving.”

“Ugh…”

Guburi placed his hands on the steering wheel.

Then, with a bit of force, he shook it left and right, blinked as if something was wrong, and looked at me.

“Uh, the steering wheel won’t turn…”

What the hell is this crazy brat doing?

I sighed and said.

“You need to start the engine for the steering wheel to turn. And what’s your intention in trying to turn the steering wheel here? Are you planning to crash into the wall?”

“Ah…”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, crazy brat.

【Maehwa Tree】─Is he an idiot?

【Yoho】─I’m already worried. He seems like a terrible driver.

Guburi fumbled around, looking for the keyhole.

“Ah, found it…!”

【Handsome Licker】─At least he found the hole. *Lick*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─He probably thought it was his own hole.

After inserting the key.

Guburi started the car.

As expected, the side mirrors weren’t adjusted.

“Adjust the side mirrors too.”

“Okay… I did it…!”

“Put on your seatbelt.”

“I did…!”

“Adjust the side mirrors to fit you, and if you use the rearview mirror, adjust that too. You won’t be able to use it when we come back because of the luggage… I’ll drive then.”

“I did it all…!”

“Then let’s go. If you crash, you’re dead.”

“Ugh…”

【Yoho】─Here we go.

【Maehwa Tree】─Is he really okay?

【Jujijoa】─He’s fine. Se-hoon is tough, so even if there’s an accident, he won’t die.

【Qkrnfl892】─Guburi will die, though.

【Meng Yao】─He’s fragile, so instant death is certain.

【Min Ji】─I feel like he’s going to crash into the wall right from the garage!

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─For real, lol. He’s probably going to reverse.

【Big Girl】─We’re parked front-first, so of course, he needs to reverse.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Ah. I misspoke. He’s probably going forward. Lol.

【Drifting AI】─I will speak. I hope there’s no accident.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow~ So nervous~

【Handsome Licker】─I shouldn’t learn driving from Guburi. *Lick*.

Guburi took a deep breath.

Then, he put the gear in reverse and slowly started backing the car out.

“Let’s go…!”

But then.

*Screech.*

He slightly scraped the garage wall.

【Yoho】─Ugh, seriously. -_-

【Min Ji】─Lol, I knew it!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Let’s beat Guburi up.

Guburi, sweating, looked at me with a dejected face and apologized.

“Ah… I scraped the wall, sorry…”

“Just go.”

“…Is that okay?”

“It’s fine. Both the car and the building are mine, so no one will say anything. Just don’t crash outside.”

“Okay…”

【Handsome Licker】─You said he’d die if he crashed, but when he did, you let it slide. *Lick*.

【Meng Yao】─When you said he’d die if he crashed, you meant he could die if there was an accident, so be careful.

【Handsome Licker】─I thought Se-hoon meant he’d kill Guburi himself. *Lick*.

【Qkrnfl892】─Guburi, just don’t hit anyone.

And so, the dangerous and thrilling drive with Guburi began.


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