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Chapter 168

At the entrance of the village.

A large crowd gathered, chanting “Gye-men” and bowing to me.

What the hell are these crazy people doing?

Should I just turn around and run?

As various thoughts crossed my mind.

The village chief stood up, rushed over, and stopped in front of me, saying:

“Se-hoon, the male god! You’ve worked hard! Thank you! Gye-men!”

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, that guy’s the mastermind behind this chaos.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Should I just kill him?

【Min Ji】─Didn’t you say you’d sew his mouth shut if he said “Gye-men” one more time? Let’s do it!

The village chief’s gaze was incredibly burdensome.

His eyes were filled with a deep, unsettling madness.

Looking at that expression.

No matter how much I deny being a god, it seems pointless.

‘I should’ve denied it firmly from the start…’

But it’s too late for regrets now.

The situation has become irreversible.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Such devout faith! Good, I appoint you as the co-leader of the Se-hoon Church!

【Semen Thief】─What’s a co-leader?

【Handsome Licker】─Don’t pay too much attention to Mania’s chats. *Lick*

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. If you can’t avoid it, enjoy it.

【Meng Yao】─Right, just enjoy it. It’s a world you’ll leave soon anyway.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, at this rate, he might actually become a male god.

【Jujijoa】─Can a human become a god?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─With that much faith, it’s not impossible. LOL.

I let out a small sigh.

After a brief contemplation, I finally made a decision.

‘…I don’t even know anymore.’

As the viewers suggested.

I decided to accept and enjoy this situation.

If they want to worship me, what can I do?

And honestly.

I’m not really deceiving them.

I’ve never once claimed to be a male god.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─But honestly, it’s weirder not to think of Se-hoon as a male god. He restored the world’s lost colors in just a few days.

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, I’d think he’s a god too.

【Maehwa Tree】─His achievements are impressive.

【Jujijoa】─It’s more about his face. He looks like a male god.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! If that face isn’t a male god, then what is?

【Maid】─Wow! I’d love to compare him to a real male god!

【Meng Yao】─Honestly, Se-hoon gives off a strong vibe of a fallen god.

【Handsome Licker】─Fallen god, LOL. *Lick*

“Come on! Let’s head into the village! A feast has been prepared just for you, Se-hoon-nim!”

The village chief pointed towards the village.

Since I decided to enjoy this, I slightly changed my tone to respond.

“Hmm. Very well. Lead the way, unless you want to die.”

“Understood! I’ll guide you!”

“Hmm. Good.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? What’s with the tone, you bastard.

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, this crazy guy.

【Meng Yao】─Seems like he decided to just go with it. LOL.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! He’s transcended!

【Min Ji】─The tone is cool!

【Handsome Licker】─Are you a goat? Stop grunting. *Lick*

And so, we were warmly welcomed by the crowd as we walked towards the village.

“Gye-men!”

“Thank you, male god! Gye-men!”

“Popopo! Gye-men!”

“Posun! Gye-men!”

【Maid】─Huh? Why are Popo and Posun doing that?

“Male god! Please look this way once!”

“Gye-men!!!”

I decided to just enjoy this as well.

***

A festival was being held in the village in my honor.

There were quite a few humans.

And many new yokai I hadn’t seen before had gathered.

It seemed like residents from other villages had heard the rumors and flocked here.

Anyway.

I was currently sitting at a large table in the center of the village, being treated lavishly and enjoying various dishes.

“Uuum. Yum yum. I knew from the start that Se-hoon-nim was a male god! Kyuu!”

Kyu Mi-ho, who was devouring food next to me, looked at me and said.

She also seemed to misunderstand me as a male god.

“Hmm. Shut up.”

“Kyuu!!”

【Qkrnfl892】─How long are you going to keep that tone? WTF.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, this is so stupid.

【Maehwa Tree】─Se-hoon. Shouldn’t you wash up before eating? Isn’t it uncomfortable?

“Ah. I’ll wash up comfortably at home.”

By the way, after eating, I planned to say goodbye to the villagers and return.

The defense team is currently busy setting up a portal.

They said the portal would be ready in about 10 minutes.

“Kyuu? Home? Are you leaving now? Then, I’ll prepare…”

Hearing my words.

Kyu Mi-ho’s eyes widened like a rabbit’s, and she suddenly ran off somewhere in a hurry.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Where’s the fox going?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Probably needs to take a dump.

What is she preparing all of a sudden?

As I was thinking that, watching Kyu Mi-ho’s retreating figure.

“Set it up here!”

“Understood!”

From that direction, villagers were setting up banners.

<Commemorating the restoration of the world!>

<The day the male god Se-hoon arrived!>

<Gye-men!>

<Co-leader of the Se-hoon Church: Reverse Rape Mania-nim>

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Oh.

Banners with strange phrases.

And in front of them, in the center of the village, a giant statue was being erected.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What the hell is that Gyesekkihoon statue?

【Handsome Licker】─They really don’t know moderation. LOL. *Lick*

【Yoho】─Wow. It’s really well-made.

The statue in the center of the village was modeled after me.

What the hell is this now?

‘…When did they make that statue?’

It’s getting more and more burdensome.

But it wasn’t a bad feeling.

Surprisingly, the statue’s quality was quite high.

It was so well-made that it felt like looking in a mirror.

‘There must be a skilled sculptor in this village.’

As I was admiring the statue.

Reubangyi, who had approached unnoticed, spoke with a proud expression.

[This is my masterpiece, Reubang.]

So, Reubangyi made that statue.

【Yoho】─Wow. Reubangyi-nim’s skills are amazing.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Reubangyi, you bastard.

【Meng Yao】─Why the sudden curse? LOL.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─My mom’s sculpting skills are similar.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Wow! Your mom is good at sculpting too?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Yeah. She does it as a hobby sometimes, and she’s really good. By the way, we have a Se-hoon statue at home too. LOL.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─?? Why is Mania talking to himself?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─No one was responding…

Reubangyi looked at me with an expression seeking praise.

Since there was no reason not to.

I gave Reubangyi some appropriate compliments.

Then, Reubangyi, seemingly in a good mood, smiled brightly and stuck close to me.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t stick to him, you bitch.

Later.

Reubangyi, while subtly checking my reaction, moved her lips and slowly began to speak.

Her gaze fixed on the ground.

[By the way, Reubang… I actually have something to say, Reubang.]

“What is it?”

[Well…]

Reubangyi hesitated for a moment.

After about 10 seconds.

Reubangyi mustered her courage, looked me straight in the eye, and continued.

[Since I made you a statue… can you grant me one request, Reubang?]

***

Reubangyi’s request was simple.

When returning to the original world.

She wanted me to take her with me.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, so you wanted to come back? No wonder you’ve been looking down lately.

【Handsome Licker】─It was obvious she didn’t want to stay in that world. *Lick*

【Maehwa Tree】─She’s been looking dead since before crossing worlds.

【Qkrnfl892】─Maybe she thought asking to live with Se-hoon would be a burden.

【Handsome Licker】─This situation is more of a burden. LOL. *Lick*

【Balloon Gum Collector】─It’s not like Popo and Posun wanted to stay, right?

【Meng Yao】─If they say they want to go back, it’s the same as Reubangyi. LOL.

【Maid】─Reubangyi is coming back! Wow!!!

In the end, I decided to take Reubangyi back.

It wasn’t a difficult request.

And since she didn’t want to stay here, I couldn’t force her to.

“Alright. Then let’s go back together.”

[Reubang? Reubangbangbang!!!]

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─She’s so happy, that bitch.

【Min Ji】─You haven’t even said you’ll live together yet. Heh.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, Guburi’s a tsundere? Last time, he just said, “Come back!” *Lick*

【Maid】─Wow! Guburi’s really happy too! He’s preparing food!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Stop the nonsense.

Later.

Wondering if Popo and Posun felt the same, I called them over and asked.

Do you like this world?

Do you want to go back?

If they said they wanted to go back, I planned to let them live with us.

They didn’t have a place to stay anyway.

‘It’ll be a bit overwhelming if the family suddenly grows too big… But if they want to go back, I’ll just take them. I can’t force them to stay if they don’t want to.’

But Popo and Posun thought differently from Reubangyi.

They immediately said they really liked this world.

And Popo said he had even received a marriage proposal from a goblin in the village.

Apparently.

There’s a tradition in this village where if a male moves in, the village women compete to propose to him.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Marriage proposal? LOL.

【Min Ji】─That’s so random.

【Big Girl】─They’re yokai.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Why didn’t anyone propose to Se-hoon?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Isn’t it because he’s a male god?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─He didn’t get any proposals before he was revealed as a male god either.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. Maybe it was a waiting period? They didn’t propose to Popo either then!

【Maid】─Wow! It’s because rumors spread that the village chief was proposing!

The goblin who proposed to Popo.

After talking to her, she seemed like a decent person.

Posun was happy to have a mother.

So, I felt it was okay to leave Popo and Posun here.

[But then, Reubangyi… Are you leaving, unnie?]

[Popopo…]

[I’m sorry, Reubang…]

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I’ve been curious, Reubangyi’s appearance has changed a lot, but no one’s paying attention.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t say “They’re yokai,” you damn Big Girl.

【Big Girl】─They’re yokai.

Popo and Posun.

And Reubangyi were saying their goodbyes, feeling regretful.

Sssssss-

A light flashed in the center of the village, and a portal began to form.

The villagers, seeing this, started panicking.

“What, what’s that?”

“Village chief! Something strange has appeared!”

Soon, the portal fully opened.

And from beyond it, a woman with red hair walked out slowly.

“Se-hoon, the male god’s right hand, the Se-hoon Defense Team has arrived! All of you, bow to me too!”

【Maid】─Wow? I’m the right hand!

It was time to go back.

***

“Is the Defense Team leader the leader of the Se-hoon Church?”

“No! The leader of the Se-hoon Church is Reverse Rape Mania!”

“Huh? Isn’t Reverse Rape Mania-nim the co-leader?”

“There are two Reverse Rape Manias in the world! One is the leader, and the other is the co-leader!”

“Ooh.”

【Handsome Licker】─The Defense Team guy is really into role-playing. *Lick*

【Min Ji】─So childish.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Proud! So proud!

While the village chief and the Defense Team were talking.

I said my goodbyes to the villagers with Reubangyi.

After a long farewell with Popo and Posun.

Reubangyi and I moved towards the portal to return to our original world.

“…Why isn’t Kyu Mi-ho coming? Did something urgent come up?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Where’s that fox bitch?

【Handsome Licker】─Probably taking a long dump. *Lick*

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Fox! Hurry up! Se-hoon is leaving!!!

10 minutes.

20 minutes, 30 minutes…

We waited for a long time, but Kyu Mi-ho never came.

“It seems she’s not coming, so we should just go…”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Ungrateful fox. -_-

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, what favor did Kyu Mi-ho owe Se-hoon to be called ungrateful? WTF.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Aren’t you going to say goodbye? It’s a shame to part like this. You might never see her again.

“We’ll see Kyu Mi-ho again if we visit the Drifting Restaurant later.”

I said that.

After finishing the final goodbyes.

[Take care, oppa! Reubangyi unnie, stay healthy!]

[Come visit sometimes, Popo!]

“I’ll believe in the Se-hoon Church until the day I die! Gye-men!”

“Gye-men!”

Surrounded by many people, Reubangyi and I stepped through the portal.

On the other side of the portal was the Defense Team’s friend, the portal mage.

The mage exchanged brief greetings with me, reached out to the portal, and said:

“I’ll close it now.”

And so, the portal began to close slowly.

And at that moment.

“Kyuuu!!! I was late because I had to gather the luggage I buried!”

Kyu Mi-ho’s frantic voice was heard.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─The fox is here!!!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So damn late. Is she a hero or something? WTF.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. No time for goodbyes.

From beyond the portal in the other world.

Kyu Mi-ho, with a thick bundle around her neck, was running towards us with her short legs.

“Please let me serve the male god too! Kyuuuuu!!!”

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Fox, hang in there!!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? Don’t come, you damn brat!

Kyu Mi-ho pushed her speed to the limit, then leaped towards the portal with all her might.

“Kyuuuaueouaaa!!!”

One second before the portal closed.

Kyu Mi-ho barely made it through, crossing over to this world.


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