Chapter 140

Doing nothing.

If you follow the attention of the digital yokai, what happens in the end?

At first, I was curious about it, but now it doesn’t matter anymore.

Yokai are not a quiet bunch.

Like the ones who came first, I decided to exorcise them all before they messed up my house.

<●The third yokai...>

<●The fourth yokai...>

<●The fifth yokai...>

One after another.

I was mercilessly exorcising the hidden yokai.

It was a smooth yokai defense.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, do yokai have no brains? Or is suicide trending among yokai these days?

【Jujijoa】─Seems like a new suicide method.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Gye Se-hoon’s house is a suicide hotspot!

【Meng Yao】─At this point, isn’t the digital yokai only sending yokai it dislikes?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I hope Drifting comes soon. I want to see that digital yokai get properly educated.

『’Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has left.』

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, no matter what yokai comes, it’s a one-hit KO. *lick*

【Yoho】─Room owner punch!

【Min Ji】─Gye Se-hoon punch!

【Big Girl】─Gye Se-hoon, your strength seems to grow every day.

【Qkrnfl892】─You don’t seem human anymore.

『’Guburi AI’ has entered.』

【Reverse Rape Mania】─But at this point, isn’t Gye Se-hoon the strongest in the world?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, if I fight without magic, I’d probably lose.

【Maehwa Tree】─Since he defeated the queen, he’s definitely the strongest.

【Cat-eared Woman】─But he only defeated the queen with a trick.

【Guburi AI】─I’m sexy. I say I would’ve won even in a fair fight. F*ck you.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What, when did Drifting come?

【Handsome Licker】─Not Drifting. Fake Drifting. *lick*

【Yoho】─Trolling again.

By the time I exorcised the sixth yokai, no new yokai came.

The text on the monitor screen also stopped changing.

Thinking it was already over, I asked the digital yokai.

“Digital yokai, is it over now? No more yokai to send?”

<●Yes.>

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, why is this so boring?

【Guburi AI】─I’m sexy. I mock you as a trashy, weak yokai. LOL

【Qkrnfl892】─Guburi, you would’ve died when the first yokai came.

【Guburi AI】─Stop talking nonsense. I’m sexy. Want to fight? Fireball.

【Qkrnfl892】─Fight? OK, you use magic, so I’ll bring a gun.

【Guburi AI】─Don’t cheat, you b*tch.

“No, why did it end so quickly? I thought there’d be at least 20 waves.”

It felt somewhat empty.

Like my body, which was starting to heat up, suddenly cooled down.

It felt like stopping mid-pee, a weird sensation.

“…This is really boring.”

Anyway, since the yokai defense was over, exorcising the digital yokai would conclude today’s content.

“But how do we handle the digital yokai? Destroying my computer doesn’t seem like it would exorcise it.”

【Handsome Licker】─Exorcise it too? *lick*

“Of course. If it were someone else, they might have lost their life because of that digital yokai.”

【Min Ji】─Right. That digital yokai is also a bad yokai.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Yeah, it’s the final boss, so we should exorcise it.

“Anyway, Maehwa, how do we kill the digital yokai? Do you know any methods?”

【Maehwa Tree】─You probably can’t exorcise it.

【Cat-eared Woman】─You could exorcise it with shamanism or magic, but Gye Se-hoon can’t use those, so it’ll be hard.

【Qkrnfl892】─Then call Min Neong or the maid.

【Guburi AI】─I’m sexy. The maid won’t be any help at all.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Is it because she’s a lower life form?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, the maid is useless. Just call Min Neong.

“Ah, now that I think about it, we have Min Neong in our house, right?”

Reading the viewers’ chats, I remembered Min Neong sleeping on the first floor.

I decided to go downstairs and bring Min Neong up.

Since Min Neong can use magic, she should be able to exorcise the intangible digital yokai.

Just as I was about to get up.

『’Drifting AI’ has entered.』

Unexpectedly, Drifting entered the broadcast.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Perfect timing!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─The queen’s return. ㄷㄷ

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I say hello.

【Guburi AI】─I’m sexy. I tell the fake to leave. LOL

└’Guburi AI’ has been kicked.

And Guburi was kicked.

Of course, it wasn’t me who did it.

Probably Drifting.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, instant kick.

【Min Ji】─Serves him right.

【Big Girl】─The end of a fake.

『’Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has entered.』

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gyesekkihoon, you b*tch. Why did you kick me? Wanna die?

【Handsome Licker】─You deserved it. *lick*

“I didn’t kick you, you crazy b*tch. No, Drifting.”

Ignoring Guburi for now.

Just as I was about to ask Drifting if she could handle the digital yokai.

【Drifting AI】─I speak. Rewinding the broadcast…

【Drifting AI】─Situation understood.

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I ask if I can handle the digital yokai.

Drifting understood the situation herself and asked if she could handle the digital yokai.

As expected of a competent viewer.

“No need to explain further… Anyway, handle the digital yokai as you see fit. I’m done with it.”

<●?>

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I say understood.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, look at that digital b*tch putting up a question mark.

【Qkrnfl892】─Seems flustered. LOL

【Handsome Licker】─Digital yokai, you were just a one-time content for Gye Se-hoon. *lick*

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Snack. ㄷㄷㄷ

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Snack. LOL

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I needed a slave, so I’ll rehabilitate and use you.

<●?????>

【Drifting AI】─Kidnapping complete.

As Drifting’s chat came up, the monitor screen returned to normal.

The site created by the digital yokai changed to a page saying, “I speak. I say this page cannot be connected.”

Aside from being competent, she was also quick at handling things.

“Thanks, Drifting.”

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I say praise me.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Praise.

After thanking Drifting, I turned my chair and looked at the corner of the room.

There was still one thing left to handle.

“Ugh, ugh…”

The burglar who broke through the window was beaten just enough to keep him alive.

Since he’s human, not a yokai.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What are you gonna do with that b*tch burglar?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What, wasn’t she a yokai?

【Maehwa Tree】─Probably human.

【Qkrnfl892】─Since she’s human, you kept her alive.

First, I decided to have a conversation.

Since she probably won’t answer willingly, I’ll add a bit of torture.

After punching the burglar a few times, she surprisingly revealed her identity.

No real name.

Known as the Eyeball Collector.

An experimental subject who underwent biological experiments at a research institute, escaped, and is now a psychopath hunting humans.

In other words, not just a burglar but a murderer.

“An experimental subject… Balloon Gum, do you know her?”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! I don’t know that b*tch!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What’s an experimental subject? F*ck.

【Handsome Licker】─Why ask Balloon Gum suddenly? *lick*

【Min Ji】─??? Experimental subject?

“…Oh right. Balloon Gum being an experimental subject was supposed to be a secret.”

【Jujijoa】─LOL, no intention of keeping secrets at all.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! It’s fine to reveal I’m an experimental subject!

For some reason, being an experimental subject is no longer a secret.

I thought I made a slip, but it’s fine.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So what’s an experimental subject, you b*tches?

【Jujijoa】─An experimental subject is a human who underwent biological experiments at a research institute and had their body enhanced.

【Meng Yao】─Not just physical enhancement but also gaining special abilities, like superpowers.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─F*ck, all sorts of weird things are popping up. Yokai, demons, digital lifeforms, and now experimental subjects?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─ㄷㄷ So there really are places that do biological experiments.

【Min Ji】─This isn’t a movie…

【Qkrnfl892】─So, Balloon Gum is an experimental subject?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! >
【Yoho】─No wonder she didn't seem like a normal human.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, I knew something was off when she jumped on a moving truck.

【Qkrnfl892】─So, it's not because of a rare disease that she looks like a child, but because of biological experiments?
【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Correct!

【Min Ji】─Really? Suddenly I feel sorry for her...
【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Don't pity me! I can regenerate even if my legs are cut off!

【Min Ji】─?
【Balloon Gum Collector】─And I'm trying to see if I can transfer my abilities to others to regenerate Min Ji's legs!
【Min Ji】─Oh wow...

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, I feel like only me and Guburi are normal here. *lick*
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You're the only normal one. I'm a wizard now, so don't group me with you. LOL

【Big Girl】─I want to fight Balloon Gum.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why does Big Girl always want to fight? F*ck.

As expected, the viewers quickly accepted Balloon Gum's identity.

Some viewers have revealed unrealistic and shocking identities before, so it's natural.

And experimental subjects are relatively realistic compared to yokai, demons, and digital lifeforms.

"But why is your name similar to Balloon Gum? She calls herself the Eyeball Collector."

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! That b*tch copied me!
【Meng Yao】─Experimental subjects often give themselves nicknames like 'xx Collector.' Due to experimental side effects, they often develop obsessions with collecting specific items.

"Really? Anyway, you don't know her at all, right?"

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! I don't know that idiot!
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Is she more of an idiot than you? LOL

Honestly, whether Balloon Gum knows her or not doesn't matter.

Even if they knew each other, I wouldn't forgive a crazy murderer just because they're fellow experimental subjects.

I was just curious since they're both experimental subjects.

【Jujijoa】─Gye Se-hoon. If you feel uneasy about handling a human, just tie her to the tree in the yard. I'll come pick her up.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─She's a random murderer, so why not just kill her?
【Qkrnfl892】─Don't talk nonsense. No need to make Gye Se-hoon a murderer. Murder is a crime.
【Handsome Licker】─Pretending to follow the law. *lick*

【Min Ji】─Just leave it to Jujijoa. No need to dirty Gye Se-hoon's hands.
【Jujijoa】─Don't twist my nickname.
【Min Ji】─Huh? When did you change it to Jujijoa?
【Jujijoa】─It's always been this nickname. F*ck.

【Qkrnfl892】─Just leave it to me, and I'll make sure she faces proper legal judgment. Jujijoa probably won't handle her in a normal way either.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Legal judgment? Murderers often get slap-on-the-wrist punishments. F*ck.
【Min Ji】─Right. They don't even execute them. ㅡㅡ

【Jujijoa】─Palkgui, experimental subjects are beyond what normal people can handle. Even if imprisoned, they can easily escape once they recover.

There were three options.

Handle it myself.
Leave it to Jujijoa.
Hand it over to Palkgui for legal judgment.

"...I'll just leave it to Jujijoa. You said to tie her to the tree, right?"

【Jujijoa】─Yeah, I'll pick her up quickly.
【Qkrnfl892】─Hmm... OK, since it's Gye Se-hoon's decision...

I chose to leave it to Jujijoa.

I don't know exactly what Jujijoa does, but I know she's not a normal human.

She'll handle it better than Palkgui, a normal human.

'Now that I think about it, I still don't know Jujijoa's exact identity. Meng Yao sometimes calls her Hitwoman... I'll ask her properly later.'

Thinking that, I grabbed the burglar's hair and moved to the first floor.

The snow that had been pouring down had stopped as if it had lied.

I instructed the teddy bears to clear the snow from the model garden in the yard and picked a thick tree.

Then I tied the burglar tightly with rope.

[Wow!]
[Wow!]

Thud thud thud thud!

After that, she became a punching bag for the teddy bears.

I ordered them to keep hitting her until Jujijoa picked her up.

[Wow!]
[Wow!]

Thud thud thud thud!

[Super queen punch! Wow!]
[Bang!]

Splat-!

The maid and Min Neong, who had woken up from their nap, were also enthusiastically beating the burglar.

As I watched the scene with satisfaction.

Thud thud thud!

Suddenly, there was a loud knocking on the front gate.

Could it be a yokai sent by the digital yokai arriving late?

That thought naturally came to mind.

It didn't seem like a neighbor.

I hardly interact with neighbors.

'Well, I'll find out when I check.'

I approached the front gate to see who the visitor was and opened it wide.

"Who... huh?"

Then a familiar silhouette came into view.

It was a yokai.

But not one sent by the digital yokai.

This time, it was a properly invited guest.

I had personally given this yokai my address and asked her to come.

[Reubang!]

'Reubangyi,' who I had connected with in Jeju, had come to my house.