Chapter 138

A knocking sound came from the window.

【Handsome Licker】─?? What’s with the sudden knocking sound? *Lick*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─A neighbor from the village?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You think a neighbor would come through this blizzard? You dumbass?

【Handsome Licker】─Besides, Se-hoon’s bedroom is on the 2nd floor, not the 1st. *Sigh*.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─???

【Yoho】─Gasp!

【Cat-eared Woman】─It must not be a human~ Hehe.

Cat-eared Woman was right.

This place is the sub bedroom located on the 2nd floor.

An ordinary human would never be able to knock on the window.

I slowly checked the phrase that appeared on the monitor again.

<●The first monster is visiting your house.>

<●Do not respond to the knocking sound under any circumstances.>

“…It seems that by opening this document, something non-human has come to our house.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─That’s why I told you not to open it recklessly. Damn it.

【Qkrnfl892】─When did you say that? F*ck.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Guburi, you said you wanted to open it too. Lol.

【Handsome Licker】─Psycho Guburi. *Lick*.

“But what’s a monster? Are you talking about a yokai?”

【Maehwa Tree】─Yeah, seems like a twisted way of saying yokai.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Se-hoon really is a man who summons yokai!

【Min Ji】─Now even if you just stay at home, yokai come looking for you…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─That drifting bastard is never around when you need him. Useless jerk.

【Yoho】─Maybe he’s helping from somewhere unseen. Hehe.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Shut up, you idiot.

【Big Girl】─But is it okay to make noise like this? It says not to respond to the knocking sound.

“It’s probably fine to communicate with you guys, right? I didn’t respond to the knocking sound.”

It’s probably fine.

I only glanced at the window where the knocking came from.

I didn’t say anything like “Who’s there?”

“And what’s it gonna do if I respond?”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, Se-hoon is stronger anyway.

【Min Ji】─That’s true.

【Jujijoa】─Lol, aren’t all yokai under Se-hoon now? He even caught the Queen.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Yeah, to mess with Gyesekkihoon, you’d need a Great Queen Level Yokai.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What’s a Great Queen Level Yokai?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─A maid.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Now no viewers are worried about Se-hoon!

“Anyway, this is perfect. I was bored with nothing to do, and now broadcast content just falls into my lap.”

【Qkrnfl892】─Your way of thinking is really different from ours.

【Handsome Licker】─To Se-hoon, yokai are just content. *Lick*.

“It would’ve been more fun if this event happened in the summer.”

As I said that, I looked back at the window.

*Knock knock.*

*Knock knock.*

The knocking sound continued to echo.

This guy doesn’t know when to give up.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─But is that document like Drift, a cyber ghost?

【Maehwa Tree】─That’s a yokai. Cyber ghosts aren’t like yokai, they’re just a nickname.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What’s the difference?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─They’re different species, you idiot. I’ll kill you.

【Maehwa Tree】─That yokai just lives in a similar space to Drift, but compared to Drift, it’s a trash yokai.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Cyber ghosts are completely different from digital yokai. If it were a yokai, cyber exorcists would’ve tried to exorcise it already. Cyber exorcists only exorcise digital yokai.

【Maehwa Tree】─Drift even said outright that he’s not a yokai.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Ah. And cyber exorcists said they never mess with cyber ghosts. They’re dangerous.

【Qkrnfl892】─What’s a cyber exorcist? F*ck.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Getting excited over knowing something. Pathetic exorcist bastards.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, Magic > Shamanism.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─So they’re weaker than Drift?

【Maehwa Tree】─Yeah, no yokai with Drift’s level of power has been discovered.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─If another Drift is found, it’d be a disaster. Lol.

【Jujijoa】─Maehwa, did you find out anything about cyber ghosts?

【Maehwa Tree】─Nope, still no exact identity. Just rumors.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Cyber exorcists said they don’t know much either.

【Meng Yao】─I found out something recently. The name of the one called a cyber ghost so far is ‘Bored AI.’

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! How did you find out?

【Jujijoa】─?? Even skilled hackers couldn’t get that info.

【Meng Yao】─Actually, Drift told me. Lol.

“Well, whether it’s a cyber ghost or a digital yokai, it doesn’t matter…”

*Knock knock.*

I stared at the window where the knocking came from and continued.

“Should I respond to the knocking sound once?”

【Yoho】─?

【Min Ji】─Really?

“It’s a bit of a waste to just send it back without responding.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, it’s content we got.

【Qkrnfl892】─Crazy bastard. Lol.

This isn’t a lack of safety awareness.

It’s just that my body has grown rapidly recently, so I don’t need to be overly cautious about every little thing.

Being safe is important, but it should be in moderation.

For example.

Being scared of passing ants.

“Safety is always important, so let’s avoid them and go around.”

Or.

“The outside is dangerous, so let’s just live inside forever.”

No one thinks like that and acts excessively, right?

Being overly cautious is just a sickness.

It’s also a shortcut to a boring life.

Lack of safety awareness isn’t good.

But excessive safety precautions aren’t good either.

In short, moderation is key.

…So the conclusion is that I want to open that window.

【Handsome Licker】─Se-hoon really has no fear. *Lick*.

【Jujijoa】─Why be scared of someone weaker than you? Lol.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I agree! That guy looks like a bad yokai. Let’s exorcise him before he harms others.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Go ahead, open the window and beat the crap out of him. Punch that bastard!

After getting the viewers’ approval.

I stared at the window and responded to the knocking sound.

“Who’s there?”

As soon as I asked.

The knocking sound stopped.

【Min Ji】─What? It got quiet.

And then, after a while.

*Bang bang!*

*Bang bang bang!*

Suddenly, the knocking sound started getting louder.

It was so intense that I was worried the window might break.

Not only that.

The phrase on the monitor had also changed.

<●If you responded to the sound, the knocking will get louder.>

<●From now on, there’s nothing you can do. Just pray the door doesn’t break.>

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Damn.

【Handsome Licker】─Damn. *Lick*.

【Min Ji】─Damn!

【Yoho】─Damn.

【Big Girl】─Damn.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Damn?

【Qkrnfl892】─Lol, what’s with the “damn”?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─They’re fanatics. Lol.

【Jujijoa】─What’s that supposed to mean? Why can’t we do anything?

【Meng Yao】─Lol, seems like Se-hoon is ignoring it.

【Maehwa Tree】─A low-level yokai is acting out of line.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Se-hoon, you’re being underestimated by a yokai!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gyesekkihoon, let’s teach that damn yokai a lesson.

*Bang bang bang bang bang!*

The yokai’s knocking grew more intense.

Finally, a small crack started to form on the window.

“…Is that bastard crazy?”

I got up from my seat.

To break the guy outside before the window breaks.

“Just come in if you want, why are you trying to break it? Are you brainless?”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Se-hoon is pissed!

【Min Ji】─Of course he’s mad, they’re trying to break the window.

Cursing, I approached the window.

*Slam!*

As I roughly opened the window, a yokai floating in mid-air, defying gravity, came into view.

It was a yokai with its entire body painted black, no legs, and one eye.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Min Ji, hi!

【Min Ji】─?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sorry, I crossed the line.

【Min Ji】─I’ll let it slide just this once. -_-

【Big Girl】─Lol…

[You look delicious, human. I’ll enjoy eating you…]

Before the yokai could finish its line.

I quickly threw a punch, hitting its face.

*Bam!*

The yokai didn’t even have time to scream.

Its head exploded, and it fell to the ground.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Se-hoon is the best! Damn!

It was a weak yokai that would’ve lost even to a maid.

After finishing the exorcism with one punch.

I returned to my seat and looked at the monitor screen.

<●?>

【Qkrnfl892】─Lol.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! The yokai is panicking!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Question mark, damn. Lol.

All the other phrases disappeared.

Only a question mark remained.

It seemed the one who sent the yokai was shocked that it got defeated instead.

【Min Ji】─How about that! This is Se-hoon’s power!

【Maehwa Tree】─Min Ji, why are you so proud?

【Cat-eared Woman】─Lol, Min Ji is cute. She talks just like Min Neong.

【Yoho】─Min Neong is cute, but Min Ji is honestly disgusting.

【Min Ji】─ㅗ

【Yoho】─ㅗㅗ

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, why are you two fighting again? *Lick*.

Plop, sitting back in the chair.

I stared straight at the monitor and spoke to the yokai in the computer.

“Hey. Get rid of the question mark and send the next yokai quickly.”

<●Yes.>

【Jujijoa】─Lol, it listens so well.

【Meng Yao】─Is it scared? Lol.

【Big Girl】─It really is a useless yokai.

<●The second monster is visiting your house.>

Today’s content.

The start of Yokai Defense.

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