Chapter 124

In a small, cramped room.

A woman was devoutly worshiping in front of a statue modeled after Gye Se-hoon.

Her name was Do Mi-rae.

The mother of Reverse Rape Mania and the founder of the Se-hoon religion, which worships Gye Se-hoon as a deity.

“Please always watch over our Se-hoon religion…”

The Se-hoon religion.

A religion founded by Do Mi-rae, idolizing Gye Se-hoon.

The leader.

A meldom maniac, Do Mi-rae.

The vice-leader.

Reverse Rape Mania, Do Mi-so.

It was a place with only two believers, as they hadn’t started any missionary activities yet.

“…Please bestow your grace and grant us reverse rape.”

The founding background of the Se-hoon religion was simple.

Do Mi-rae, who was deeply immersed in a cult.

She accidentally came across a broadcast her daughter often watched and became captivated by Gye Se-hoon’s appearance, which transcended that of an ordinary human.

And after that.

Do Mi-rae, who stopped believing in the god she had previously served, quickly left the cult and began deifying Gye Se-hoon as a male god.

“…Gye-men.”

Before long, Do Mi-rae’s worship ended.

As if waiting for this, Do Mi-so, who had been using the computer in the corner, called out to her in a loud voice.

“Mom! Come here for a second!”

Hearing the call, Do Mi-rae wiped the statue of Gye Se-hoon with a handkerchief and approached Do Mi-so, asking,

“What’s the matter?”

“You know Handsome Licker, right? Turns out, they were a teacher at the middle school I graduated from!”

“Oh, really?”

“It’s not confirmed yet, so I wanted to ask!”

The Do mother and daughter tightly hugged a doll modeled after Gye Se-hoon and started watching his broadcast again.

***

I was putting meat on a plate and slowly read through the chat between Handsome John and Mania.

【Handsome Licker】─What? Mania, which middle school did you graduate from?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I graduated from Pureun Middle School. Handsome Licker, were you a teacher there?

【Handsome Licker】─Crazy. This is confusing.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Were you a teacher at Pureun Middle School? I’m asking for the second time.

【Handsome Licker】─Nope, not me.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. Handsome Licker was indeed a moral education teacher at Pureun Middle School.

【Handsome Licker】─Shut up.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I knew it.

It was an incredible coincidence.

It seemed like the two of them had a teacher-student relationship.

“…What kind of coincidence is this?”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─For real, this is insane.

【Meng Yao】─What? Do they know each other?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─This is hilarious. LOL.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! The teacher and student have met!

【Maid】─Wow! Both of them are idiots!

【Yoho】─Now I understand why Mania is so dumb. Handsome Licker was her teacher.

【Jujijoa】─If the teacher is an idiot, the student is bound to be one too.

【Maehwa Tree】─Handsome Licker. You should have educated Mania properly.

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL. Does this even make sense in a stream?

【Big Girl】─The world is so small.

【Min Ji】─This is really surprising. Even if it were a big broadcast, but with only about ten viewers…

Thinking about it, it made sense that they hadn’t known each other’s identities until now.

Mania had only revealed that she was a student.

Handsome Licker had only revealed that he was a moral education teacher.

They had never shown their faces or names on the broadcast.

Of course, I had met Handsome Licker before, so I knew his name and face.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Handsome Licker. There were three moral education teachers at Pureun Middle School… What’s your name? (?.?)

【Handsome Licker】─I’m not telling you, you bitch.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Don’t swear! (*｀Д´)ﾉ I’m Mania’s mom!

【Handsome Licker】─Stop messing around.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. She is indeed Mania’s mother.

【Handsome Licker】─Ah. I apologize, ma’am.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What are you guys doing? LOL.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Are you filming a comedy skit?

Now, even Mania’s mother had appeared.

The student, the teacher, and the parent were all gathered in one place.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Handsome Licker. You’re not Teacher Jo Soo-yeon, are you?

Jo Soo-yeon was indeed Handsome Licker’s real name.

I had heard it when I met him at the driver’s license test center.

But Handsome Licker, wanting to hide his identity, shamelessly gave someone else’s name.

【Handsome Licker】─I’m Kim Ha-yoon.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─༼◉_◉ ༽ So it was Teacher Ha-yoon. I’m glad it’s not Teacher Soo-yeon!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─After all, Teacher Soo-yeon, who was called the wingless angel, wouldn’t be licking people on the internet. (๑˃؂˂๑)

Mania believed Handsome Licker’s words without suspicion.

I decided to expose Handsome Licker’s lie.

It would be a shame to let such an interesting event pass.

“Eh? Handsome Licker, your name is Jo Soo-yeon, right? Why are you lying?”

【Handsome Licker】─Shut up. Damn it.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─???

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL. Gye Se-hoon is such a savage.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─That pervert is Teacher Soo-yeon?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. Handsome Licker’s real name is indeed ‘Jo Soo-yeon.’

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Teacher Soo-yeon. I’m disappointed…

Handsome Licker’s chat suddenly stopped.

With Drifting AI also revealing his identity, it seemed he decided there was no point in denying it anymore.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Soo-yeon, why aren’t you chatting?

【Meng Yao】─She must be hiding out of shame. LOL.

【Min Ji】─I guess she knew licking people was a shameful act.

【Jujijoa】─Everything seems to be shameful to her.

【Qkrnfl892】─Juji, you should be ashamed too.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Teacher Soo-yeon. Don’t just stay silent, at least try to explain.

Was she going to go into hiding like this?

Just as I was thinking that.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL. I got caught! Lick lick lick! Slurp slurp!

【Min Ji】─Crazy. That’s disgusting.

Handsome Licker’s chat came back.

Handsome Licker admitted that she was Jo Soo-yeon and decided to just go all out.

She seemed to have a personality like Guburi, with no limits.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What the hell. Handsome Licker is really shameless.

【Handsome Licker】─What are you gonna do? Mania already graduated. LOL. Spit spit!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I can’t believe Teacher Soo-yeon was like this…

【Handsome Licker】─LOL. If you spread this around, I’ll lick you to death. Lick.

“You crazy bitch… Even her threats are so low-class. Are you Guburi?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t compare me to that. I don’t do such low-class things.

【Maehwa Tree】─Handsome Licker isn’t normal either.

【Qkrnfl892】─Now you know? She’s always been crazy.

【Handsome Licker】─Lick lick lick!

The more I saw it.

The more I wondered how such a crazy person became a moral education teacher.

【Handsome Licker】─By the way, mom. Is Mania’s name Do Mi-so? Lick.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─How did you know?

【Handsome Licker】─Among the students I taught, Mi-so was the dumbest. It seems her intelligence has degraded even more now. Lick.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Ah.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Ah, she’s still at it. LOL.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL. And I never dreamed Mi-so would have a dirty preference like reverse rape. Spit spit.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I never knew you had such a disgusting preference for licking.

【Handsome Licker】─Is Mi-so the one chatting now?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Yes.

【Handsome Licker】─Then don’t use informal language, you bitch.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─No, you idiot. LOL.

【Min Ji】─Are they really teacher and student…?

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL. This is insane.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─The future of Korea is dark. Sigh!

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. Your future is even darker.

【Handsome Licker】─Anyway, mom, don’t act like we know each other here. Unless you want to get licked.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Yeah. My mom doesn’t want to act like she knows you either.

In the end, with Handsome Licker and Mania’s mother cutting ties in real life, the small incident was resolved.

***

After the commotion died down.

I filled my plate with food and found a suitable spot to sit.

While eating.

The tattooed gangsters I saw earlier glanced at me and blatantly sat at the table next to me.

【Handsome Licker】─Why are those bastards following us? Se-hoon, let’s move. Lick.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Right. Stay away from them. They’re bad news.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Are their pussies bad?

【Handsome Licker】─Right. Mania, you were bullied by them, right? Remember when I helped you?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Yeah. I’m still grateful for that.

【Handsome Licker】─But you bitch. You don’t know gratitude and swear at your teacher? Thinking about it again, I’m pissed. Wanna die?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─A teacher’s grace is like sex~

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Sorry… But didn’t you say not to act like we know each other? Why do you keep bringing up real-life stuff? ㅡㅡ

【Handsome Licker】─LOL. I won’t do it anymore. Lick lick.

【Handsome Licker】─Anyway, let’s move, Se-hoon. It’ll be a headache if we get involved with them. Lick.

【Maehwa Tree】─Se-hoon, you win.

【Handsome Licker】─Win or lose, there’s no good in picking fights with minors, you idiot. Spit spit.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t those bastards go to school?

【Handsome Licker】─They probably dropped out of high school. Lick.

As Handsome Licker had feared.

The gangster girls at the next table exchanged glances and suddenly got up, swarming towards me.

【Min Ji】─They’re finally approaching.

【Maehwa Tree】─I knew they would. They looked like they were planning something.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─No villains, no fun.

【Qkrnfl892】─Not fun. Damn it.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. I hate NTR. Preparing for temporary materialization.

“Hi. Can you take out your earphones for a second?”

Thinking I was on a call.

One of the gangster girls tapped her ear and gestured for me to take out my earphones.

I took out one earphone and looked up at them, asking,

“Why?”

“Ah. It’s nothing. If you’re alone, why don’t you eat with us? Don’t eat alone, it’s lonely.”

“Let’s eat together. Eating alone is boring.”

“Right. Food tastes better when shared.”

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. I hate NTR.

As one of them delivered the pickup line, the other gangsters chimed in.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gye Se-hoon. Just smash their heads.

【Yoho】─Ugh. This is why being handsome or pretty is exhausting.

【Min Ji】─Yoho, you wouldn’t know about that.

【Maehwa Tree】─How dare these lowlifes.

【Qkrnfl892】─I’ve never seen people hitting on someone at a hotel buffet before.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Those types don’t care about time or place. They don’t care about others’ opinions.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. I hate NTR. Preparing for temporary materialization.

Well, hitting on someone isn’t a big deal.

It’s not wrong for one person to show interest in another.

It was a bit annoying that these young girls were using informal language, but I decided to let it slide to avoid trouble.

“Sorry. I prefer eating alone.”

I refused as politely as possible.

I didn’t want to get caught up in annoying things from the morning.

“Come on. Don’t be like that.”

“Playing hard to get is fine, but if a guy acts too high and mighty, it’s not attractive.”

【Drifting AI】─Materialization preparation complete.

But the gangster girls didn’t give up.

They persistently clung to me, throwing out pickup lines that weren’t working.

“How many times do I have to say I don’t want to eat together…”

Just as my patience was about to run out.

Boom!

A loud noise echoed from outside the hotel.

It was a deafening sound, as if a bomb had exploded.

“What, what was that!?”

“Did something explode?”

Naturally, everyone in the buffet turned their attention to the window.

And at that moment.

Whoosh!

A giant hand suddenly shot out from the TV next to the table and grabbed the gangster girls in one swift motion.

“Uh, uh?”

“What the hell is this!?”

“Help…!”

Before they could even scream.

The giant hand clenched the gangster girls and quickly retreated back into the TV.

It was an abduction so fast that there were no witnesses except for me.

【Meng Yao】─?

【Yoho】─???

【Maid】─Wow!

【Big Girl】─??? Did a giant hand just come out and take the girls away?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What the hell? A monster?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. The Golden Sun must be eliminated. Materialization ended.

I didn’t know exactly what had happened.

But I had a good idea who had abducted the gangster girls.

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