Chapter 120

On the first day, I visited the Wall Painting Village where crazy artists live, and on the third day, I dined at the Mermaid Restaurant where mermaids served their own flesh pieces, and punished the Mermaid Prince…

After arriving in Jeju Island, so many bizarre things happened.

And thankfully,

from the fourth day onward, I didn’t visit any strange places or encounter any yokai-like beings.

It was truly a peaceful, healing trip.

Just like that, a week had already passed since I arrived in Jeju.

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‘Maybe I’ll stay in the hotel today and rest.’

Early in the morning,

I got up from bed, got dressed, and out of habit, put on all my broadcasting equipment.

‘Even if I’m resting, I’ll still turn on the stream.’

I planned to rest today, but I didn’t want to go completely offline.

Being alone in a hotel in a foreign place, doing nothing, would be boring and lonely.

‘Since being cooped up alone in the hotel is dull, I’ll rest while interacting with viewers.’

I immediately started the stream.

The viewer limit was set to five, as usual.

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『The stream has started.』

『‘DriftingAI’ has entered.』

『‘WitchGuburi’ has entered.』

『‘Meng Yao’ has entered.』

『‘Jujijoa’ has entered.』

『‘CuttingDicksIntoThinSlicesAndYumYum’ has entered.』

『‘Yoho’ has entered.』

…

As usual, the regular viewers quickly flooded in.

【CuttingDicksIntoThinSlicesAndYumYum】─Oh, I made it in. Lol.

A new viewer also joined after a long time.

They managed to break through the fierce competition of these veterans—impressive in many ways.

But unfortunately, they won’t be able to watch my stream.

Their username is too toxic, so I’ll ban them right away.

『‘CuttingDicksIntoThinSlicesAndYumYum’ has been banned.』

【WitchGuburi】─Gyesekkihoon, hi!

【DriftingAI】─I’ll speak for them. They say hello.

【Meng Yao】─Guburi changed their username again.

【Yoho】─What’s up with the person who just got banned?

“Their username was trash, so I banned them.”

【Yoho】─Ah, I see.

【Maehwa Tree】─Their username did cross the line.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Just saw the banned person’s username. What kind of crazy person has a name like that? Lol.

【BigGirl】─It’s really trashy.

【Min Ji】─But come to think of it, aren’t Jujijoa and Ppagguri’s usernames also trashy? Why are they allowed?

【Jujijoa】─?

【Qkrnfl892】─??

【WitchGuburi】─Stop with the question marks, you bitches.

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, do they really think their usernames are normal? *lick*

【Meng Yao】─They must have no conscience.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Fr, their usernames are kinda gross.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Isn’t Reverse Rape Mania’s username gross too?

【Maid】─Wow! Isn’t Balloon Gum Collector’s username gross when you think about it?

“Juji and Palkgui are fine. Same for the others.”

【BigGirl】─What’s the standard for ‘fine’…

【Jujijoa】─There’s no standard. If you’re pretty, everything’s forgiven.

【Qkrnfl892】─Yeah, Se-hoon subtly favors pretty people. Lol.

【Yoho】─Sigh.

【DriftingAI】─I’ll speak. They say regular viewers are treated leniently.

It’s not that I favor long-time regular viewers.

It’s just that Juji and Palkgui’s usernames are mild compared to someone who wants to slice and eat a man’s dick.

Of course, as Drifting said,

I am a bit lenient with viewers I’ve known for a long time.

“By the way, Guburi, why did you change your username again? You’ve been changing it a lot lately.”

【Min Ji】─Right? Are you emotionally unstable or something?

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, calling someone emotionally unstable just for changing their username? *lick*

【WitchGuburi】─I just changed it. There’s no rule against changing it often.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, I know why Guburi changed it. Want me to tell you?

【WitchGuburi】─Shut up, you bitch. I’ll smash your face before you do.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, this kid stutters and can’t make eye contact in real life, but in the chat, they’re a nationwide bully.

“Huh? What, you two met?”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Yeah, I said I’d teach them magic. So I went to their house yesterday.

【Jujijoa】─Why teach Guburi magic?

【Yoho】─They promised last time.

【Meng Yao】─Does Juji have amnesia? I told you about it, but you forgot already?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! They really went to teach magic!

【Maid】─Wow! So Guburi’s a wizard now?

I hadn’t forgotten that the Defense Team promised to teach Guburi magic.

But I thought they’d keep postponing it until it fizzled out.

I thought it was just an empty promise.

“I didn’t think you’d actually go teach them. I thought you were just saying it to get out of the situation.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─I keep my promises.

【Handsome Licker】─Pretending to be a loyal girl. *lick*

【Qkrnfl892】─You only kept the promise because you were scared Guburi would curse you out. Lol.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I’m jealous of Guburi. I want to learn magic too. ㅜㅜ

【BigGirl】─I didn’t think you’d go teach them so quickly.

【Min Ji】─Strike while the iron’s hot, right?

【WitchGuburi】─Yeah, like pulling a dildo out of Min Ji’s pussy.

【Min Ji】─You wanna die?

“Anyway, what’s the reason Guburi changed their username?”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. Se-hoon doesn’t care at all whether Guburi learned magic or not!

【Maid】─Wow! No interest at all!

【WitchGuburi】─Defense Team bitch, don’t say it.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─This kid has no talent for magic, so they got discouraged and changed their username from ‘Demon King’ to ‘Witch.’ Lol.

【WitchGuburi】─F*ck you.

I think I get it now.

So, in short,

Guburi expected to become a great wizard or demon king if they learned magic, but realizing they had no talent, they hit a wall and downgraded their username from ‘Demon King’ to ‘Witch.’

I thought there’d be some grand reason, but it’s really nothing special.

“Still, Guburi has a conscience. They realized they were trash… I mean, incompetent, and immediately stepped down from the Demon King position.”

【Maehwa Tree】─They were never a Demon King to begin with. Lol.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Isn’t ‘Witch’ too much? Shouldn’t it be ‘TrashGuburi’?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Fr lol. No talent, yet calling themselves a witch.

【Min Ji】─Must be their last shred of pride.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Might as well teach me. I think I have talent. Lol.

【WitchGuburi】─Gyesekkihoon, shut up before I make you my plaything.

【Meng Yao】─Pretending you don’t usually do that…

【Yoho】─The threat is so low-level.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─You should’ve seen Guburi’s face yesterday. They got all sulky when they realized they had no talent. It was so cute. Lol.

【WitchGuburi】─You shut up too, you bitch.

【WitchGuburi】─And it’s not that I have no talent, it’s that Defense Team bitch can’t teach. Stupid bitch.

【Min Ji】─Sure~ Whatever you say~ ㅎㅎ

【Handsome Licker】─Guburi, hang in there. *lick*

【Maid】─Wow! Guburi, hang in there!

【Qkrnfl892】─But Guburi is a real internet bully. They curse at people without hesitation, even if they’ve met them in real life.

【Jujijoa】─Seems like they have no fear online.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─In real life, they’re a total loser.

【BigGirl】─In a way, they’re amazing. Even if it’s just online, it’s not easy to curse at someone who knows you.

【Min Ji】─That confidence must come from anonymity.

【DriftingAI】─I’ll speak. They say TrashGuburi becomes a different person when they grab a keyboard.

【Meng Yao】─Must be a split personality.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─And Guburi, clean your room. There’s a mountain of tissues. Lol.

【WitchGuburi】─Stop spreading rumors, you bitch.

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Today, Guburi was getting roasted by the other viewers again.

It was all karma for their usual behavior.

They should’ve picked fights more moderately.

“Guburi, so you couldn’t learn magic?”

I asked while brushing my teeth in the bathroom.

I wasn’t going to ask originally.

I thought they obviously didn’t learn magic since they had no talent.

But suddenly, I changed my mind.

If they hadn’t learned any magic at all,

they wouldn’t have added ‘Witch’ to their username.

Maybe they learned a small spell or two.

【WitchGuburi】─Nah, I learned it.

【Handsome Licker】─*lick*?

【Yoho】─Huh?

【Min Ji】─Don’t lie.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Not lying. They learned one thing.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Woah, really?

【Jujijoa】─What? I thought they had no talent?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─They have no talent, that’s true. But they were crying so much, I felt bad and implanted a magic stone in them.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! What’s a magic stone?

【Maid】─Wow! What’s a magic stone?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─It’s a mineral from another world. If implanted, even a normal person can use magic. But if it’s not implanted by a skilled wizard like me, they die instantly.

【BigGirl】─Instantly?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─WTF, Guburi implanted something that dangerous?

【Meng Yao】─Oh. Guburi’s kinda brave?

【Qkrnfl892】─They could’ve died, and they still did it? Guburi’s serious about magic.

【WitchGuburi】─?? You never said I could die, you f*cking bitch. I’m hearing this for the first time. WTF.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. They didn’t know.

【Min Ji】─That makes sense.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Lol, I never fail, so I didn’t bother mentioning it.

【WitchGuburi】─You f*cking bitch.

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As I thought,

the username ‘WitchGuburi’ subtly showed off that they had learned magic.

“So you did learn it? Perfect timing. I was getting bored.”

【WitchGuburi】─?

After finishing brushing my teeth, I picked up my phone and entered Guburi’s number.

I had already memorized it.

<010-6969-7474>

“Let’s do a video call for the first time in a while. I want to see your magic.”

Since I had nothing else to do today, I decided to watch Guburi’s magic show.

【WitchGuburi】─Why are you being so annoying, you f*cking jerk? I’m busy, don’t call me.

【Jujijoa】─What’s a jobless loser busy with?

I immediately video-called Guburi.

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