Chapter 112

When the Defense Team revealed that the magician was actually a wizard, Guburi started spamming a long rant in the chat.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─F*ck you. Magic, not tricks? You’re scamming your fans, you piece of sh*t? You wanna die for real?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Do you know how hard I tried to figure out your tricks? No, you clown a**hole!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I used to respect the Red Clown for how much effort and research he put into creating those tricks, but turns out you’re just a f*cking wizard who goes “poof poof!” and calls it a day. F*ck you.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I always wondered how someone who looks so f*cking stupid could develop those tricks, but now it all makes sense.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─It’s creepy how you pretended to be a genius and talented magician all this time. You’ve got some nerve, you shameless b*tch.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Every time I remember you going “shh!” with that arrogant, smug face, I feel disgusted. I wanna scrub your face with a steel brush.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I regret all the time I wasted stanning you, you piece of sh*t. Pay me back for my memories, you dumb b*tch.

“What the hell is this guy?”

It was shocking. All these messages came flooding in within less than 30 seconds. It was like he had motors attached to his fingers.

【Handsome Licker】─Guburi, why are you mad again? *Lick*

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Angry Guburi. ㄷㄷ

【Maehwa Tree】─Insane Guburi. ㅋㅋ

【Qkrnfl892】─He seems genuinely pissed this time. ㅋㅋㅋ

【Meng Yao】─He types ridiculously fast.

【Yoho】─Looks like he’s got some serious keyboard battle skills.

【Drifting AI】─I declare: The Second Guburi Rebellion has begun.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya! Don’t mess with the internet gangster!

【Maid】─Wakya! The gangster is scary!

“Uh, well…”

The Defense Team was sweating bullets while reading the chat. They seemed flustered by this unexpected reaction.

“S-sorry, Guburi… I didn’t know you were that serious about my magic show…”

Maybe it was because Guburi used to be his hardcore fan. The Defense Team admitted his mistake and apologized in a meek voice.

But Guburi wasn’t about to forgive him easily.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t call it a magic show. It’s a scam show, you f*cking b*tch.

“Y-yeah. Sorry.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You think an apology is enough? How are you gonna make up for all the time I wasted stanning you, you b*tch?

“…Make up for it? Should I give you money or something?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You think money solves everything? You wanna get beat up?

“Then what do you want me to do?”

The Defense Team was starting to get annoyed too and raised his voice. At this point, Guburi stopped his rant.

And as if he’d been waiting for this moment, he made his demand.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Teach me magic, and I’ll let it slide.

【Maehwa Tree】─?

【Big Girl】─?

【Yoho】─So he built up all that drama just to learn magic.

【Meng Yao】─He laid the groundwork beforehand. ㅋㅋ

【Drifting AI】─I declare: Gyeongsaeng Guburi is cunning.

【Qkrnfl892】─What’s with the “Gyeongsaeng Guburi”? ㅅㅂ

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─And I’ll take the money you offered. As a gesture of goodwill.

【Handsome Licker】─Guburi, you’re such a f*cking b*tch. *Lick*

“But magic isn’t something just anyone can learn… You probably don’t have the talent anyway.”

The Defense Team made a troubled face. He didn’t outright refuse, but he seemed to be struggling with Guburi’s unreasonable demand.

【Qkrnfl892】─Guburi, your demands are too much. ㅋㅋ

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Was Guburi really a Red Clown fan? What kind of fan acts like this?

【Min Ji】─Maybe he was an anti-fan.

【Drifting AI】─I declare: The more passionate the fan, the greater the betrayal, hence the intense anger.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya. He dropped his fandom so easily, what kind of hardcore fan is that?

【Big Girl】─Before he dropped it, he was super respectful to the Defense Team. Even to Gye Se-hoon.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I used to be respectful to Gye Se-hoon too. Fell for his looks. ㅋ

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Anyway, are you gonna teach me magic or not? ㅡㅡ

“Alright… I’ll teach you later when I have time, so calm down.”

The Defense Team sighed and agreed. In the end, he decided to give in to Guburi’s demand.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─ㅇㅋ Sex!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You know what happens if a woman goes back on her word, right? Keep your promise. ㅋ

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Wow, I’m jealous. I wanna learn magic too. ㅜㅜ

【Maehwa Tree】─If he just asked normally, he’d have been ignored.

【Yoho】─He must’ve known that and acted angry on purpose.

【Meng Yao】─This is some next-level stuff. ㄷㄷ

【Big Girl】─It’s a strategy to make the other person feel guilty and harder to refuse the demand.

【Min Ji】─Guburi’s writing is insane.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya. The Defense Team looks tough but is actually kind!

【Maid】─Wakya. So kind!

【Qkrnfl892】─What if the Defense Team says that, then finds Guburi’s address and beats the crap out of him?

【Handsome Licker】─ㄹㅇㅋㅋ That’s possible. *Lick*

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Then I’ll tell Gye Se-hoon everything.

Finally, Guburi’s anger subsided. The viewers speculated that Guburi might have been acting angry, but no one could know for sure. After all, there was no way to see what expression Guburi was making right now.

“Defense Team, stop ignoring Guburi…”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?

“Can you tell us what exactly happened to the villagers? I’m curious about what punishment they’ll face if they fall into the depths of hell.”

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Right. I’m curious too.

【Handsome Licker】─Ah. I forgot about that because of Guburi.

［Reubangyi?］

［Po. Po.］

［Hell?］

Reubangyi, Popo, and Posun gathered around me, interested. They all stared at the Defense Team. It seemed they were intrigued by the concept of hell.

【Yoho】─I’m curious too. They committed such heinous acts, so I hope they get the punishment they deserve.

【Min Ji】─I’m still shaken from earlier. My hands and feet are trembling. ㅠ

【Drifting AI】─I declare: Foot.

【Min Ji】─?

【Drifting AI】─I declare: It’s nothing.

“Ah, those villagers?”

The Defense Team, who had been checking the chat, looked up from his phone and answered.

“Actually, they haven’t fallen into the depths of hell yet. They’re about to, though.”

“Then where are they now?”

At my question, the Defense Team turned his head and looked in the direction of the village. Then he spoke quietly.

“The Hell Escape Village.”

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Above the mural village, the sky burned red as if the apocalypse had arrived. Sensing the strange atmosphere, the villagers began to gather outside their homes.

“What’s going on? Why is the sky like that all of a sudden?”

“I don’t know… It’s creepy.”

“It’s kind of beautiful, though… Hehe… It’s art…”

“Where did that man and the monsters go?”

“Did they leave the village?”

“I doubt they left quietly. This is weird.”

“That’s not important right now. We need to figure out where we are first.”

“Where else would we be? This is our village.”

“…Can’t you see the village entrance? There’s a wilderness where the hills and forest should be.”

“Huh? You’re right… What’s going on?”

“Now that you mention it, the ground feels weird too. Why are there so many sand grains? This isn’t a desert.”

“You just noticed that? You’re slow…”

“Wait a minute. Does that mean our entire village has been moved somewhere else?”

“Haha, that’s ridiculous…”

“There’s no other explanation for this situation.”

The villagers’ murmuring stopped. They instinctively sensed that something was wrong and began to look around cautiously.

And then.

<Welcome to the Hell Escape Village.>

A creepy, modulated voice came from the speakers installed throughout the village.

It was an unsettling voice. Just hearing it made the villagers frown in discomfort.

“That scared me. Who turned on the broadcast all of a sudden?”

“Who’s playing pranks at a time like this…”

<All of you gathered here today are ‘sinners of slaughter.’>

“What’s this nonsense about sinners of slaughter?”

“Everyone in the village is here, so who’s broadcasting this?”

“That man from earlier?”

“No way.”

“Someone should go to the hall and check.”

<The trial begins now.>

<Steal the heart from the Hellhound.>

<Steal the heart from the Chimera.>

<Steal the hair from Medusa.>

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<Steal the head from the Hydra.>

<There is no time limit.>

<If you fail, you will fall into the depths of hell.>

As soon as the voice ended, a beast appeared at the village entrance.

[Grrr…!]

[Phew. This time, it’s just ordinary humans.]

[Let’s eat them all before they steal anything, grrr.]

The beast was a three-headed Cerberus.

“What the hell is that!?”

“Three heads…?”

While the villagers were panicking, the village walls crumbled, and a Hydra with multiple snake heads drooling saliva entered the village.

Not only that, but a Chimera roared as it flew through the sky, and the hands of the dead emerged from the ground, grabbing the villagers’ ankles.

“F*ck! What are those things!?”

“Let’s just run!”

“What’s with these hands? Let go! Let go!”

“Eek!”

It was nearly impossible for ordinary humans to escape from these monsters.

In the end, the villagers were caught by the monsters, their bodies torn apart.

“AAAAH! Stop, stop!”

“Save me…”

Their souls fell straight into the depths of hell.

And so, their souls were bound in the depths of hell, becoming playthings for demons and destined to live a life of eternal suffering. Forever.