Chapter 99

Male Supremacy Organization Season 2.

Those guys quickly fell apart.

Their personal information and addresses were all exposed.

They were even forced to debut as male streamers.

In other words, their lives were pretty much ruined.

‘At least no one committed suicide, so that’s a relief.’

By the way.

Some of them turned the crisis into an opportunity.

A few sincerely repented for their crimes, reformed, and continued streaming as comedy male streamers.

They started a second life.

Human life is truly unpredictable.

‘But Male Supremacy Organization Season 1 still seems to be intact… They’re relatively moderate compared to Season 2, so maybe it’s fine?’

Well, it’s not really my concern.

As long as they don’t cause me any harm.

And unlike the Season 2 guys.

Since there are no real-life terrorists among them, I decided to stop worrying about that group.

***

Before I knew it, a month had passed, and November arrived.

‘It’s a bit chilly in the mornings now. Maybe because I left the window open…’

I got up from my bed.

And turned my head to look out the window.

Lately, I’ve been feeling fewer strange gazes, so I’ve been living without the blackout curtains.

‘…What? It’s snowing.’

Outside the window.

Beautiful trash called the first snow was falling.

Looking at that trash.

I could really feel how quickly time had passed.

‘It’s already winter.’

November is technically still autumn, but since it’s snowing, I decided to think of it as winter.

‘November is both late autumn and early winter, so whatever.’

As I was idly admiring the first snow.

I got out of bed and started getting dressed.

‘Anyway, let’s clear the snow.’

I thought I’d shovel the yard before the snow piled up too much.

It was snowing more than I expected.

Of course, I didn’t have to do it myself.

I have dozens of workers, after all.

‘Are they doing the morning cleaning properly?’

To check if the workers were doing their job, I opened the door and stepped into the hallway.

‘They’re doing well.’

I saw three teddy bears.

Those guys were the workers of my house.

[Wakyapya!]

[Wakyapya!]

[Warkyarpya!]

The teddy bears were running down the hallway with mops.

They were diligently doing their cleaning duties.

“You’re working hard so early in the morning, guys.”

I waved and greeted them.

The three teddy bears stopped in their tracks and looked up at me with bright eyes.

And then they saluted me very respectfully.

[Wakyapya!]

[Wakyapya!]

[Warkyarpya!]

These guys were none other than.

The teddy bears of my house, enchanted by the teddy bear dolls I ordered last time, turned into low-level yokai.

Simply put.

They’re puppet yokai without souls.

Naturally, their intelligence is low.

A bit below their master’s level, I guess?

That’s why they can only say simple things like ‘Wakyapya’ or ‘Warkyarpya.’

By the way, they love cola just like the teddy bear.

“Keep up the good work.”

[Warkyarpya!]

After encouraging the teddy bears.

I walked down the hallway and checked the other rooms.

Every single room was being cleaned by teddy bears.

‘So convenient.’

The first floor was the same.

More teddy bears were busy with the morning cleaning.

And in the yard, the teddy bear…

No, the maid was directing the snow-clearing operation.

[Slow! Faster, faster!]

[Wakyapya!]

[Wakyapya!]

I didn’t even tell them to clear the snow, but they were really good at taking initiative.

Having subordinates really boosted her charisma.

I crossed my arms and leaned against the wall, watching the maid with satisfaction.

About a minute passed.

[Clear that side too… Huh?]

The maid finally noticed me.

[Gyesekkihoon! Good morning!]

The maid threw down her shovel.

And ran towards me, jumping into my arms.

I ruffled her head and said.

“Yeah, good morning. Didn’t Balloon Gum come to play today?”

[Balloon Gum didn’t come! She doesn’t come on days when she might be put to work! She’s sneaky!]

“What a bitch.”

[She’s not a bitch!]

“Then a slut.”

[That’s right! Balloon Gum is a slut!]

I don’t see the difference.

The maid is really an incomprehensible creature.

“Anyway, keep up the good work…”

I gently set her down so she wouldn’t get hurt.

“I’m going to wash up and get ready for the broadcast.”

[Wakyapya! Got it!]

After that, I headed to the bathhouse.

With the teddy bears around, I didn’t need to help with the snow-clearing.

***

Today, I set the viewer limit to five. The platform recently updated, so you can now set it as low as one.

Just to clarify, it’s not to exclude new viewers.

It’s just to accommodate the regular viewers.

The regular viewers were waiting to enter even though there was an entry code, trying to block other viewers.

‘I told them in advance that I’d set it to five, so they should take their time coming in.’

Thinking that.

I turned on the broadcast after setting up the camera.

[‘Drifting AI’ has entered.]

[‘Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has entered.]

[‘Meng Yao’ has entered.]

[‘Yoho’ has entered.]

[‘Handsome Licker’ has entered.]

“…Crazy bitches.”

The five spots filled up quickly.

And four of them were regular viewers with entry codes.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Gyesekkihoon hi!

[Yoho]─Hello!

[Meng Yao]─What? I used a program to get in, why am I third?

[Handsome Licker]─Lick.

[Drifting AI]─I speak. I say hello.

“Do you guys really have nothing better to do? I told you to take it easy.”

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Shut up.

[Drifting AI]─I speak. I say first place is mine.

Lately, Drifting has been coming in first all the time.

Beating Guburi.

Probably using some program to get in.

Otherwise, there’s no way to beat Guburi, the queen of the unemployed.

“Anyway, since it’s all familiar viewers today, I can have the maid appear on the broadcast.”

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Huh? There’s this Meng Yao guy.

[Yoho]─That person is a friend of Jajijoa. And she was watching when the maid appeared on the broadcast.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Oh!

[Yoho]─Are you really a goldfish? Haha.

[Meng Yao]─Jujijoa can’t watch the broadcast today. So I’m watching for her. Haha.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Didn’t ask, you fucking bastard.

[Meng Yao]─??

I revealed the maid’s existence not long ago.

Well, it was forced.

I was broadcasting on the first floor.

She came down the stairs wanting a cola and ended up on the broadcast.

‘At first, she was scared of being exposed, but after revealing her identity to Balloon Gum, she gained a lot of confidence.’

Of course, the regular viewers all saw it.

And some other viewers also witnessed the maid.

But.

Even after her identity was revealed, there were no issues.

Most just accepted the maid’s existence.

Some viewers already knew about her.

Only those who denied the existence of yokai made a fuss.

Of course, they’ve now accepted that yokai exist.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─By the way, who was on the broadcast when the maid suddenly appeared?

[Handsome Licker]─All the code holders were there. Lick.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─What about those without codes?

[Meng Yao]─Me. Semen Thief. Cheerful Hyeon Ji. Team Leader Park. Cat-eared Woman.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Damn, that’s a lot. Was the viewer limit set to 10 back then?

[Meng Yao]─Yeah.

[Meng Yao]─They all promised not to spread it around.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Didn’t ask, you fucking idiot. Just answer what I asked, you dumb bitch.

[Meng Yao]─??

“Teddy bear… No, maid.”

I called the maid who was hiding in a blind spot, watching me.

“Today, it’s all viewers you know, so you can appear on the broadcast.”

[Got it!]

As soon as she got permission.

The maid trotted over and clung to my leg.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Hi, slave maid!

[Handsome Licker]─I feel like punching the teddy bear. Lick.

[Yoho]─Get away from the room master. -_-

As I was filming the maid with the camera.

[Wakyapya!!!]

A teddy bear came waddling over with a package.

[Wakyapya! Wakyapya, Wakyapya!]

[The delivery person left it at the front gate! Early in the morning!]

The maid kindly translated what the teddy bear said.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Huh? They don’t deliver to that neighborhood when it’s dark or the weather’s bad, right?

[Qkrnfl892]─They do now. They built a new road not long ago.

[Balloon Gum Collector]─Wakyapya! A clean paved road!

[Handsome Licker]─When did these guys come? Lick.

[Yoho]─Gyeongsaeng, are you a goldfish? Haha.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Huh? Did Gyesekkihoon tell you? I don’t remember. Haha, awkward!

“But what’s this package? Maid, did you order it?”

[Not me this time!]

[Yoho]─Be careful. It might be a bomb.

[Handsome Licker]─Don’t be ridiculous. Lick.

[Drifting AI]─I speak. I say I sent it.

“Oh. Drifting, you sent it? But why a package all of a sudden?”

[Drifting AI]─I speak. I say check the phrase on the shipping label.

I picked up the package.

And checked the phrase written in large letters on the shipping label.

<I speak. I say happy birthday.>

“Huh? What, is it my birthday today…?”

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─?

[Yoho]─Birthday?

[Handsome Licker]─Lick?

[Qkrnfl892]─Birthday?

[Balloon Gum Collector]─Wakyapya?

[Meng Yao]─Yeah, November 4th. Today’s your birthday.

I checked the date on my phone.

November 4th.

It was indeed my birthday.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]─Wow, today’s the day Gyesekkihoon was freed from the womb?

[Meng Yao]─Guburi, you’re really a psychopath, huh?

[Drifting AI]─I speak. I say happy birthday. I say I sent you a special broadcasting device.

“Oh, I see… I don’t think I ever told you when my birthday was… But thanks, I’ll accept it.”

Putting aside the minor doubts.

I decided to open the package first.

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