I didn’t respond to the kid’s hitchhiking.
If it had been a lost child, I might have considered giving them a ride, but that wasn’t a lost child.
“That crazy stalker girl…”
The kid was none other than one of my broadcast viewers.
A viewer who goes by the nickname “Balloon Gum Collector.”
The writing style on the signboard gave it away, along with their nickname boldly displayed at the bottom.
“But isn’t Balloon Gum an adult? Judging by their chat, they didn’t seem like a minor.”
At a glance, they didn’t look like an adult either.
Their appearance was too youthful, and their stature was unusually small.
“…That’s not the important thing right now.”
Anyway.
I had no intention of giving that crazy girl a ride.
So, I stepped on the gas and sped up.
“Give me a ride!!!”
I drove right past Balloon Gum.
Completely ignoring their plea for a ride.
“Damn, their voice is loud…”
Even with the windows closed, their voice came through clearly.
What a loud girl.
【Handsome Licker】─Why is Se-hoon suddenly sweating? I wanna lick him.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Stop licking, you dirty girl.
【Handsome Licker】─Want me to lick you too? *Slurp*.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─F*ck off.
After briefly glancing at the chat.
I checked the right side mirror out of the corner of my eye.
But Balloon Gum Collector, who should have been on the shoulder, was nowhere to be seen.
“What? Where did they go?”
The road I’m on is a straight line.
Even though it’s not a curved road, Balloon Gum’s absence was strange.
【BigGirl】─What’s wrong? You look upset.
【Min Ji】─You keep glancing at the right side mirror.
【Yoho】─Was there something outside?
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Probably saw someone having outdoor sex.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Guburi, is sex the only thing on your mind?
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Nah, I also think about getting slapped.
【Qkrnfl892】─Oh. LOL.
I decided to ask.
Balloon Gum must be watching my broadcast right now.
“Balloon Gum. Was that really you trying to hitchhike earlier?”
【Yoho】─??
【Maid】─Whaaat?
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Hitchhiking?
Time passed, but Balloon Gum’s chat didn’t appear.
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I explained what just happened to the viewers.
A kid tried to hitchhike, and based on the signboard, it seemed to be Balloon Gum Collector.
I summarized it like that.
The reactions were, as expected, intense.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, for real?
【Handsome Licker】─That’s creepy as hell.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Condom Collector is really a crazy bastard, huh? A stalker?
【Yoho】─Yikes. Shouldn’t you report this?
【BigGirl】─Explain yourself, Balloon Gum.
【Min Ji】─Balloon Gum, don’t go silent. Come out now.
【Qkrnfl892】─They’ve been whining about wanting to eat with Se-hoon, and now they’re stalking? What a psycho.
“Don’t curse. They might just be a kid who doesn’t know better.”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─That bastard is an adult, dammit.
“I thought so too, but when I saw them earlier, they didn’t seem like an adult.”
【Handsome Licker】─Maybe they just look young like Guburi?
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? My voice is just weird, but I look mature, you b*tch. Don’t talk like you know me.
【Handsome Licker】─LOL *slurp*.
“More importantly, why didn’t they show up in the side mirror? That’s really weird.”
【Yoho】─Are you sure you didn’t missee?
【Min Ji】─You might have misseen. Se-hoon, your eyesight isn’t great. Maybe visit an eye doctor.
“An eye doctor? My eyesight is fine, you crazy girl.”
【Min Ji】─No, you called the hideous Palkgui pretty, so you might be going blind soon.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Min Ji, why are you so harsh today?
【Reverse Rape Mania】─Dark Min Ji. LOL.
【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, Min Ji, you’re ugly.
【Min Ji】─Just kidding. Hehe.
“Anyway. Balloon Gum isn’t responding, so I’ll just ban them for now…”
『”Handsome Licker” has sponsored 1,000 won.』
└Behind you, f*ck!!!!
While I was talking.
A sudden sponsorship popped up, and a voice message played.
Hearing that voice, I glanced at the rearview mirror.
“……”
A kid was pressing their face against the window connecting to the trunk, staring at me.
“Hehe.”
“…That crazy girl.”
Screeeech-!
I immediately pulled over to the shoulder.
After that.
I grabbed the kid by the hair and dragged them out of the trunk.
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After about 10 minutes of interrogation.
First, this kid was indeed Balloon Gum Collector.
They said they really wanted to eat with me, so they followed me.
“How did you get into the trunk?”
“I just jumped in!”
“You jumped into a moving car?”
“Yep!”
“You must have pretty good reflexes for your size.”
“Yep! Hehe.”
Balloon Gum answered cheerfully.
Seeing them so bright made me want to punch them.
Anyway.
I calmly explained everything to the viewers.
Then, I made Balloon Gum kneel on the dirt.
To apologize to me and the viewers.
I filmed it and said:
“What are you doing? Apologize properly.”
“I’m sorry!”
“Say what you’re sorry for.”
“I’m sorry for stalking! I’m sorry for wanting to eat with you! And, uh… what else…?”
Behind the camera.
I mouthed “trunk” quietly.
“Ah! I’m sorry for jumping into the trunk without permission!”
And so, the performative apology ended.
The reason for the performative apology was simple.
I could forgive Balloon Gum easily, but the viewers wouldn’t be as lenient.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, that kid really is a brat.
【Yoho】─If it were an adult woman, it’d be gross, but since it’s a kid, it’s kinda cute.
【Semen Thief】─They seem younger than me. Hehe.
【Handsome Licker】─Even if they’re young, stalking is a crime. -_-
【Min Ji】─But how did they get into a moving car?
【Jujijoa】─Probably timed their jump.
【Reverse Rape Mania】─This isn’t a movie, stop talking nonsense.
【Qkrnfl892】─Kid, were you that jealous I ate with Se-hoon? LOL, so cute.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─They didn’t come to cause trouble, so it’s fine to let it slide. They’re still young.
【Drifting AI】─I’ll say it. The Juvenile Protection Act should be abolished.
【Maehwa Tree】─When did Drifting get here?
【BigGirl】─You shouldn’t forgive them so easily. You need to teach them a lesson so they don’t do it again.
【Maid】─Wow… You can’t just forgive Balloon Gum…
Not many viewers were scolding Balloon Gum.
Probably because of their youthful appearance.
‘They’re an adult though…’
For the record, Balloon Gum is indeed an adult.
It’s not that strange.
There are rare diseases that stop growth, after all.
Of course, Balloon Gum said this:
「Actually, I’m an experiment, so my growth stopped, but it’s a secret that I’m an experiment!」
I thought it was nonsense and ignored it.
Anyway, revealing that they’re an adult might lead to calls for severe punishment.
So, I thought it was best to keep the truth buried.
But then.
“Huh? Guys! I’m an adult, right?”
Balloon Gum revealed they were an adult themselves.
Pulling out their ID and shoving it in front of the camera.
The chat exploded in shock once again.
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In the end, I decided to forgive them.
I didn’t mind this incident and actively defended Balloon Gum.
Especially since my teddy bear begged me to forgive Balloon Gum.
They must really like Balloon Gum.
“Ah. Just in case, don’t think you can stalk me just because I let Balloon Gum off this time. I won’t be so lenient next time.”
【Yoho】─Huh? You won’t forgive us?
【Min Ji】─Don’t discriminate. -_-
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─What? You won’t forgive us? Guess I gotta take my clothes off again.
【Reverse Rape Mania】─So many potential criminals here.
【Maehwa Tree】─LOL.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sex.
I knew this would happen.
If I hadn’t said anything, they would’ve all gathered at my house for a meetup.
I sighed and glanced at the seat next to me.
【Maid】─Wow! Balloon Gum is so cute!
“Hehe. Thank you.”
Balloon Gum, sitting in the passenger seat, smiled brightly at the camera.
【Handsome Licker】─So, you’re taking that kid to eat with you?
【Yoho】─Looks like it.
【Qkrnfl892】─Hmm. I’m a bit worried. In manga, there are a lot of cases where lolis take over…
【Jujijoa】─But Balloon Gum looks familiar.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─I’m jealous of Balloon Gum. LOL.
【Reverse Rape Mania】─Special treatment. -_-
【Min Ji】─Pfft!!!
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Pfft, you f*cking lesbian.
“I have to take them. I can’t just leave them on the street.”
【Qkrnfl892】─?? You ignored them earlier.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gye Se-hoon, you abandon us all the time.
【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, even if you leave them, they’ll probably sneak into the trunk and follow you anyway.
I decided to take Balloon Gum with me.
They said eating with me was their lifelong wish and begged me to take them.
‘If it were Guburi, I would’ve smacked them and refused outright…’
But Balloon Gum’s plea was hard to refuse.
Seeing them tear up like a child made me soft.
‘…Taking one person along should be fine.’
I’ll introduce Balloon Gum as my daughter to the neighbor母女.
No one will complain about bringing family to a neighborly meal.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─But Balloon Gum looks like a brat themselves, yet they called me a brat before? What a b*tch.
“Me? When? I never did that.”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t backpedal, you f*cker. You kept saying I wasn’t an adult. I remember it all. -_-
“You’re making stuff up. Guburi, that’s not cool!”
“Balloon Gum, you b*tch. Don’t unbuckle your seatbelt.”
“Okay!”
And so, Balloon Gum ended up joining the neighbor母女 for a meal.
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In a blue-roofed house not far from Gye Se-hoon’s place.
In the basement of that house.
Three women sat quietly at a table, staring at a wall clock.
[The appointment time is 7 PM… Still 4 hours left.]
“……”
“……”
On the table they surrounded was a human head.
The head of a man who had gone missing not long ago.
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