Chapter 56

Guburi was the first to ask a question.

And that question was,

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Have you ever had sex?

A question that was completely within expectations.

Of course.

There’s no way Guburi’s head has anything other than sex in it.

If it were any other male streamer, they might have been flustered or embarrassed.

They might have even hesitated to answer.

But not me.

Because I’m not the original man of this world.

【Yoho】─Ugh. The audacity of this question…

【Handsome Licker】─Lick! Lick!

【Min Ji】─Lol;

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, only Guburi could ask that.

【Qkrnfl892】─Guburi, the hero of this era!

【Jujijoa】─LOL, I was thinking of asking that too.

【Maehwa Tree】─Didn’t think there’d be someone who’d actually do it.

【Big Girl】─Hmm.

After briefly scanning the chat,

I answered Guburi’s question immediately.

“No.”

It was a short and concise answer.

And it was the truth.

In both my previous world and this one, I’ve never had any sexual experience.

In this world, I avoided women.

And in my previous world, I was too busy fighting all day to have time to meet women.

‘It’s not like I didn’t have opportunities. If I wanted to, I could have done it anytime…’

But I didn’t want to do it with just any woman.

If the goal was just to relieve sexual desire,

I could handle that alone at home.

Anyway,

After answering the question, the expected reactions poured in.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, prove it.

“What the hell, man.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I don’t believe you, so prove it!

“How the hell am I supposed to prove it, you crazy bitch? And if I had done it, I would’ve said so. It’s not like it’s something to be ashamed of.”

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, Se-hoon doesn’t lie about stuff like this. Just believe him. Lick.

【Yoho】─I believe in the room master. 🙂

【Qkrnfl892】─Judging by what he’s shown so far, he’s definitely not the type to hide if he’s had sex.

【Jujijoa】─Yeah, if Se-hoon had done it, he’d just say it outright.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─He’d probably brag about it and tell the story proudly.

【Maehwa Tree】─Why would you brag about that, you idiot?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! What’s the analysis result from Drifting AI?

【Maid】─What’s the result!

【Drifting AI】─I’ll speak. Based on facial expression analysis, it’s likely a truthful answer.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? Are you sure?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll speak. The probability of the analysis being correct is 95%.

“See? Anyway, damn it, why is Guburi so suspicious? Makes me want to kick him out.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Hmph.

【Big Girl】─But is a man’s sexual experience really that important? Why are you so obsessed with sex…?

【Drifting AI】─I’ll speak. Gyeongsaeng Guburi likely wishes for others to be as pure as he is, given his lack of sexual experience.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Hmph…

【Qkrnfl892】─Extreme unicorn, damn it. LOL.

【Handsome Licker】─Now I see why Guburi can’t get a man. Lick.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? Don’t pick a fight just because you can’t get a man either.

【Handsome Licker】─I’m not trying to. There are plenty of guys hitting on me.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, male mosquitoes?

“Like I said at the beginning, I’d never lie, so just believe me. From now on, anyone who doubts me will be blacklisted without warning.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Okay, so Gyesekkihoon is a virgin like me. We have something in common now. LOL.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Guburi’s probably grinning in front of the monitor right now. LOL.

【Qkrnfl892】─For real, LOL. What a creepy guy.

【Yoho】─Disgusting. 🙂

“Anyway, Guburi’s question is done. Next, Yoho.”

【Yoho】─Oh. Is it my turn?

“Who else would it be? Don’t waste time, ask quickly. I’m busy.”

【Handsome Licker】─Busy with what? You’re unemployed. LOL. Lick.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Are you sleepy, ★pussy★?

【Min Ji】─Please don’t emphasize sentences weirdly…

Yoho didn’t type anything in the chat for a while.

It seemed like she hadn’t decided on a question yet.

About 30 seconds passed.

“You’re not typing anything even though I told you to ask. Should I just skip Yoho?”

【Yoho】─I’ve decided on a question!

【Yoho】─Room master, have you ever had a first love?

Yoho asked hurriedly.

After all that thinking, the best she could come up with was such a cliché question.

It was so predictable that I almost sighed.

“First love? That’s your question?”

【Yoho】─Yes. You didn’t answer last time and just skipped over it. 🙁

To give a clear answer, I tried to recall my past memories.

‘Liking someone and loving someone are different.’

I think I’ve liked people before.

But I’ve never loved anyone as a romantic partner.

I don’t even really know what love feels like.

‘First of all, in my previous world, there was none…’

To give an accurate answer, I also tried to recall memories from this world.

Then a slight headache came over me.

‘As expected, recalling memories from this world is a bit tough.’

It wasn’t an unbearable headache.

I didn’t need to dig up every little memory buried deep.

They say the memory of your first love lasts until you die.

So it should definitely be more vivid in my mind than other ordinary memories.

‘……Nothing’s coming to mind.’

And no memories of a first love came to mind.

I had no memories of holding someone in my heart.

“No. Probably.”

【Yoho】─Ah, I see! 🙂

【Handsome Licker】─The answer seems a bit vague. Lick.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Probably bullshitting. Wanna die? Answer clearly.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll speak. Based on facial expression analysis, it’s likely a truthful answer. Probability of the analysis being correct: 90%.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─The probability dropped, damn it! Gyesekkihoon, explain!

“Explain my ass… Anyway, I just dug through my memories, and nothing about loving someone came up. So it’s probably nothing.”

【Qkrnfl892】─If you had to dig through your memories, it’s probably true. LOL.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─For real, if you had a first love, it would just pop up.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! I guess we should retract the statement about you losing your virginity last time.

【Maid】─Wow…

【Maehwa Tree】─So you’ve never liked a woman even once?

【Jujijoa】─That doesn’t make sense, does it?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Are you gay?

【Big Girl】─You said you’ve never had a first love. That means you’ve never had one with either a man or a woman.

【Min Ji】─You’re not asexual, are you…?

The chat was filled with all sorts of speculation.

Some viewers even suspected I was homosexual or asexual.

“I’m straight. I like women normally, and I feel sexual desire for women normally.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Oh. Do you feel sexual desire for me?

“It’s just that I’ve never had a first love, so don’t get the wrong idea.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL.

【Handsome Licker】─Not worth answering. Lick.

【Yoho】─If you feel sexual desire for Gyeongsaeng, that’s a fetish.

【Qkrnfl892】─For real, LOL. Even animals in heat would calm down if they saw Guburi.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Guburi, the heat suppressant!

【Maid】─The ultimate loser!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL.

【Min Ji】─So there are people who’ve never had a first love…

【Jujijoa】─So Se-hoon has never liked a woman even once? You’re like a mythical creature.

“I’ve probably liked people before. But liking someone and loving someone are different.”

【Yoho】─True, the line is a bit blurry.

【Qkrnfl892】─Yeah, people often mistake just liking someone for love.

【Min Ji】─Is that so…?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So in conclusion, Gyesekkihoon is a virgin with no first love! LOL. I wanna tell everyone.

【Yoho】─Stop with the sexual harassment. Why would the room master have their first experience with you? Gross.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? I meant I wanted to teach him about love.

【Yoho】─Ah.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Are you crazy?

【Handsome Licker】─Yoho’s not normal either. Lick.

“Ah. But maybe I did have a first love and just didn’t realize it was love.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? Why are you changing your answer, damn it!

“It’s hard to give a definitive answer. Maybe it’s because I grew up without love. I don’t really understand that feeling.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Ah.

【Yoho】─Ah…

The chat atmosphere became strangely somber.

Growing up without love.

Hearing that, they seemed to infer that my past wasn’t smooth.

They were surprisingly quick to pick up on it, unlike usual.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, let’s move on to the next question.

【Yoho】─Next is Handsome Licker’s turn!

【Maehwa Tree】─Anyway, no first love, huh.

The viewers quickly changed the topic.

It seemed like they were trying to spare me from dwelling on painful memories.

Honestly, they could’ve been curious.

But no one asked about my past.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Do you have a painful past?

【Maid】─Do you have a painful past?

“……”

There were two of them.

Two viewers with absolutely no tact.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Spill the tea about your past!

【Maid】─Spill it!

“Balloon Gum and Maid, your question is whether I have a painful past, right? Yeah, I do. I answered, so your question is done.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─???

【Maid】─???

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Tactless idiots.

【Qkrnfl892】─If they were my juniors, they’d be dead.

【Yoho】─Maybe they’re not tactless, just pure-hearted.

【Handsome Licker】─That’s just another way of saying they’re stupid. Lick.

【Drifting AI】─I’ll speak. I suspect Balloon Gum Collector and Maid might be sociopaths.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow!!! That wasn’t a question!!!

【Maid】─It wasn’t!!!

Balloon Gum and Maid protested,

But Balloon Gum got muted, and Maid was told she wouldn’t get any more cola, so they quieted down.

And so, the next question began.

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Handsome Licker’s question was just as bland as Yoho’s.

【Handsome Licker】─How did you make money?

“Through coins.”

【Handsome Licker】─Wow, you can make that much with coins? Did you have a lot of initial capital?

“I didn’t have much initial capital. Whenever I bought a coin, it would suddenly skyrocket.”

【Handsome Licker】─???

“And when I sold, it would crash.”

【Handsome Licker】─What the hell, are you the protagonist of a coin novel?

“I’ve always been a bit lucky. Even when I got stabbed, it missed all the vital spots.”

【Handsome Licker】─??? You got stabbed? What are you talking about?

“Anyway, Handsome Licker’s question is done. Next, Defense Team.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Okay!

【Handsome Licker】─No, damn it! Why did you get stabbed?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─It’s probably just a joke, you idiot. LOL.

【Yoho】─Handsome Licker, you’re a bit too serious. 🙂 Not exactly normal, huh?

And so, Handsome Licker’s question ended,

And the next question from the Defense Team came in.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Se-hoon, are you from another world?

A slightly chilling, unique question.

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