Originally, I planned to eat about three bowls.
But as I ate, it was so delicious that I lost control.
“…I should stop eating now.”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn, you’re really good at eating green poop.
【Yoho】—Haha, it was nice to see you eat so heartily.
【Qkrnfl892】—First time I’ve ever felt sorry for food. Lol.
【Reverse Rape Mania】—For real, it looked like the food was getting reverse raped. Jealous.
【Handsome Licker】—Do you always eat that much?
“Normally, I don’t eat like this.”
【Maehwa Tree】—If you ate like that every day, you wouldn’t maintain that figure.
【Jujijoa】—I’m confident I’d still love our Se-hoon even if he got chubby.
【BigGirl】—One-sided love. Tsk tsk.
【Min Ji】—If you don’t normally eat like that, it must mean the food was really delicious.
【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow, it must’ve been really tasty.
【Maid】—Pya!
“That’s why I said it from the start. It’s delicious. Damn, why don’t you believe me?”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Lol, I believed you.
【Yoho】—I believed you too. Haha.
【Handsome Licker】—Me too, lol. *Lick*!
“Crazy bitches.”
They were really shameless.
Earlier, they were making a fuss about not believing me.
“Anyway, I should get up soon.”
【Maehwa Tree】—Already? Aren’t you going to try other menu items?
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—For real, you’re just gonna eat green poop and leave?
【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow, what a waste of cola!
【Maid】—Wow, pya!
“It’s a bit much to eat other menu items. Overeating late at night isn’t good for your health. If I were drinking, I’d have ordered some simple snacks, but I can’t drink right now.”
【Reverse Rape Mania】—Why can’t you drink?
“I drove here, you idiot.”
【Reverse Rape Mania】—Ah, I see.
【Qkrnfl892】—Lol, think before you chat.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—That Reverse Rape guy seems really dumb.
【Reverse Rape Mania】—Yeah, I’m not that smart. Sorry.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—If you’re dumb, just shut up. Lol.
“Guburi, it’s not a crime to be a little slow. Don’t be so harsh.”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—??
【Handsome Licker】—For real, you’re a dumbass too.
【Yoho】—Must be self-hatred.
【Jujijoa】—Guburi crossed the line.
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—What the hell.
“You should reflect on yourself. Maid, mute Guburi.”
【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—You bastard! You called me a dumbass too!
【Maid】—Hahaha!
『‘Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has been muted. Remaining time: 00:05:00』
Justice was served to Guburi, and I offered some comforting words to Mania.
“Mania, don’t feel too down. It’s okay to be a little slow.”
【Reverse Rape Mania】—? You called me a dumbass earlier.
“Maid, mute Mania.”
【Reverse Rape Mania】—???
【Maid】—Shut up, Gyeongsaeng Guburi.
『‘Reverse Rape Mania’ has been muted. Remaining time: 00:05:00』
“I tried to comfort you, and you’re still talking nonsense. Go die.”
【Jujijoa】—Tsk tsk.
【Yoho】—Gasp.
【Qkrnfl892】—Suddenly turned into a tyrant. Lol.
【BigGirl】—Why was that muted…?
【Maehwa Tree】—Our Se-hoon is really an incomprehensible man…
【Handsome Licker】—The fact that he’s incomprehensible is his charm. *Lick*.
【Drifting AI】—I have a question. No matter how much I analyze, I can’t figure out the criteria for muting.
The viewers were puzzled again.
They seemed to think I was muting people without any thought.
“Guys, I think there’s some misunderstanding. I do have proper criteria for muting. It’s not just based on my mood.”
【Handsome Licker】—There’s criteria?
【Min Ji】—What’s the criteria?
【Jujijoa】—Let’s hear it. Lol.
【Drifting AI】—I’m curious. I demand an explanation immediately.
“Anyway, I should get up now. I need to leave before it gets dark.”
【Yoho】—??
【Handsome Licker】—What’s the criteria, dammit!
【Qkrnfl892】—Master of dodging questions.
【Drifting AI】—I declare. There is no reason for the chat restrictions.
“Maid, mute Drifting.”
【Maid】—Hahaha!
【Drifting AI】—Moving.
【Drifting AI】—I declare. Unjustified chat restrictions are unacceptable.
“Oh? Hmm… I was planning to keep the stream on until I got home, but because of Drifting, I’ll just end it now.”
【Drifting AI】—I declare. I always welcome chat restrictions.
And so, Drifting was muted too.
“You should’ve done that earlier. You’re annoying people.”
【Handsome Licker】—*Lick*…
【Yoho】—Haha…
By the way, it’s not a lie that there are criteria for muting.
After keeping an eye on the chat, I assign penalty points to chats that cross the line, and when those points reach a certain level, I mute them. It’s a surprise attack at unexpected times.
‘I don’t need to explain this.’
I didn’t want the viewers to know about the penalty points.
They might start being cautious and the chat would get boring.
‘Then the chat would just become dull.’
That’s why I kept it a secret.
The sudden muting was also intended to make it unclear which chat caused the issue, so people wouldn’t overthink their messages.
‘But why did I give Guburi so many penalty points?’
And even I…
I didn’t remember which chat caused the issue.
I just remembered giving penalty points.
‘…I don’t know. They must’ve crossed the line, so I gave them points.’
Anyway.
I’m not a tyrant, I’m just rationally muting people.
【Qkrnfl892】—Tyrant bastard.
“Maid, mute Palkgui.”
Probably.
***
As I got up from my seat, sighs came from most of the tables.
“Ah.”
“Ah…”
Looking around, the other guests were openly staring at me.
Except for two people.
“Ugh. That guy’s popular. I don’t see what’s so great about him. He’s tall and has no beard.”
A chubby kid with a beard muttered while drinking.
Apparently, his preference is short men with beards.
“Hmm. I don’t get it. How can they be interested in a kid like that? Are they criminals?”
The fox-eared girl at the next table shook her head and looked at the other guests with pity.
Anyway, except for those two, everyone couldn’t take their eyes off me.
With expressions of regret.
The armored girl at the right table was no exception.
“Um… are you leaving already…?”
The armored girl cautiously spoke up.
“Yes. I need to get back before it gets too late.”
“Ah…”
The armored girl’s face was full of regret.
But she just moved her lips without saying anything.
She seemed to be holding back, worried that I might feel uncomfortable if she said more.
‘I thought she wasn’t interested in me… Guess she was just pretending.’
I bowed to the armored girl and headed for the exit.
Then I locked eyes with the fox girl.
‘…What’s with that wistful look?’
The fox girl’s expression was something else.
She looked like the tragic heroine of a romance drama.
I decided to ignore her too.
“He’s really leaving.”
“It’s been a while since we had a man here, the drinks tasted better…”
“Leaving already? Aww. Stay a bit longer.”
“Should’ve mustered the courage to talk to him.”
“Chasing… him…”
Regretful voices came from all around, but I ignored them and left the hall.
***
As I entered the hallway, the bunny girl employee at the counter perked up her ears and greeted me.
“Oh? Leaving already? How was the food?”
“Yes. It was even better than I expected.”
“Glad you enjoyed it!”
After a brief chat, I asked if I could buy a necklace, and the employee smiled and said I could just take it.
Of course, she said they don’t usually give it away for free.
The cola I brought was more valuable than expected, so they gave it to me as a special service.
As I was about to leave with the necklace, the employee quickly handed me something else.
“Ah! And take this too!”
“Huh?”
What she handed me was a blue orb.
About the size of a baseball.
“When that orb turns red, it means our restaurant has opened in your world!”
The employee briefly explained the orb.
She added that they don’t usually give this to just anyone.
The cola must’ve been really valuable.
“Then please visit us again!”
“Thank you. Goodbye.”
I took the necklace and orb and left the restaurant.
***
Shortly after Gye Se-hoon left the restaurant.
A blue-skinned woman left the hall and entered the hallway with the counter.
“Chasing… him…”
Hearing that voice.
The employee at the counter, who had been lying down with her eyes closed, jumped up in surprise.
“Huh? Customer? This isn’t the entrance connected to your world…”
The bunny girl employee couldn’t finish her sentence.
Because the customer who seemed to have taken the wrong exit was nowhere to be seen.
“Huh? Where did she go? Did she go back into the hall?”
The employee looked around.
And stared at the door leading to the hall.
“…The hallway layout is different, so she must’ve realized this wasn’t the right place and went back in.”
The employee, looking annoyed, lay back down and went to sleep.
***
The blue woman who crossed over to Gye Se-hoon’s world.
She was walking along the road, her thighs soaked.
Sniffling as she walked.
“Chasing… him… breeding…”
Fortunately, no cars passed her.
It was a quiet road with little traffic.
If a male driver had encountered her, she would’ve been assaulted on the spot. The blue woman’s world had a ratio of 4000 women to 1 man, an absurd imbalance.
It was only natural for her to lose her rationality and desperately desire a man’s seed.
“Sniff sniff…”
As the blue woman followed Gye Se-hoon’s scent, walking along the road.
“Se-hoon must’ve visited a restaurant around here… Huh? Hi!”
A petite woman, less than 150cm tall, blocked her path and greeted her.
“I saw you on the stream earlier! You were on camera for just a moment! What a coincidence to meet you here!”
“……”
“Are you really from another world? Or is it just cosplay? Is that drifting restaurant thing just a themed restaurant?”
“……”
“Ah, sorry! I was just curious, didn’t mean to offend. If you’re really from another world, it doesn’t make sense for you to be here.”
“……”
“Hehe. If someone talks to you, respond! It’s awkward!”
“Go away…”
“Huh? Are you a foreigner?”
Perhaps annoyed by the woman blocking her path.
The blue woman twisted her face and pulled out six tentacles from her back.
The petite woman’s eyes widened at the sight.
“Wow! What’s that!? You’re really not human! You’re really from another world! Ah, you’re not a modified human, are you? That’d be disappointing!”
“……”
“Huh? But I’ve never heard of modified humans like that! The probability of you being from another world just went up!”
“……”
“Hehe. This is so fascinating. So, do yokai really exist? When I visited the abandoned house Se-hoon explored yesterday, there was nothing, so I thought people were just making stuff up for the theme!”
The petite woman rummaged through her pocket and pulled out a phone.
“There’s still so much I don’t know about the world. I’m glad I killed those researchers when I was young and secured my freedom!”
Click click.
She started taking pictures of the blue woman.
“I’ll post this on Instagal! Even if they say it’s photoshopped and don’t believe it…”
Then it happened.
Whoosh— Thud!
“…Huh?”
The blue woman’s tentacle swiftly flew out and pierced the petite woman’s stomach.
The petite woman looked down at her stomach in shock.
“……”
She looked up again.
The smile was completely gone.
She stared at the blue woman with a cold expression and asked in a chilling voice.
“Why did you attack me?”
***
On a quiet road with little traffic.
In front of a gruesomely slaughtered blue chunk of flesh, a woman in a black suit was on the phone with someone.
“Reporting. Experiment Subject A-33 encountered an unidentified creature. After a 3-minute battle, the creature was defeated. She has now left the scene and is buying beer and condoms at a convenience store.”
[Got it… Wait, what? A creature? Out of nowhere?]
“Yes. A bizarre creature with blue skin suddenly appeared on the roadside.”
[…Could it be a bioweapon made by another country’s research facility?]
“Possibly. We’ll collect the body and take it to the lab.”
[Got it. Any other unusual details?]
“One thing. Experiment Subject A-33 wrote a strange message on the ground with the creature’s blood before leaving.”
[Seriously, if she needs something, just send a text… What a quirky girl. So, what did she write?]
The woman in the black suit looked at the message written on the ground.
“…It seems like a joke. No need to take it seriously.”
And then she looked away.
Of course, she thought the message was just a joke.
<Wow! Otherworlders really exist!>