Chapter 41

The chat window was in chaos.

The reason was none other than the fact that a maid was living in my house.

At first, I wondered what the problem was.

But after seeing the flood of aggressive chats, I quickly realized.

The viewers were under the misconception that I was living with a woman.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Living together? Did Gyesekkihoon get a live-in girlfriend?

【Yoho】─Is it a woman? Is it a woman? Is it a woman? Is it a woman? Is it a woman?

【Handsome Licker】─Explain! Explain! Explain!

【Qkrnfl892】─I’m shocked…

【Jujijoa】─I’m pretty sure there’s a shotgun in the house.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─What’s wrong with these guys? Isn’t it just a housekeeper?

【Drifting AI】─I am furious. Poison gas deployment ready.

“Why are these crazy bitches making such a fuss? I haven’t even said if it’s a man or a woman yet.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? It’s a man?

【Yoho】─Ah! It’s a man? Haha.

【Maehwa Tree】─Phew. Almost had to seal it.

“It’s not a man.”

【Handsome Licker】─??

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So it’s a woman? What the hell?

“It’s not a woman either.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What the hell is this bastard saying? Who are you messing with? ㅡㅡ

【Maehwa Tree】─Se-hoon, I’m dizzy. Just say it straight.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! The fact that you can’t say it properly means it’s definitely a woman!

【Reverse Rape Mania】─So you have a lover… ㅠWㅠ

“No. I’m saying it has no gender. It’s not a woman.”

【Handsome Licker】─What kind of person is like that? An alien?

【Drifting AI】─I understand. I also have no gender.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t understand, you bastard.

【Yoho】─Aww… If you have a lover, there’s nothing we can do… I’m fine being the second. ㅠ

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. Who said you could be the second? You’re drinking too much hope juice.

How should I explain this?

First of all, I didn’t lie.

Since the teddy bear has no gender, it’s neither a woman nor a man.

‘But saying it’s a teddy bear yokai I brought from the mansion is a bit…’

The teddy bear was reluctant to reveal its identity.

It said that if its personal information was exposed, exorcists would come after it.

‘Even if I tell the truth, some people will never believe it.’

Especially since many viewers still deny the existence of yokai.

Even if I explain that the maid is a teddy bear yokai, it’s clear that instead of resolving the situation, I’ll just be seen as making excuses.

Then there’s only one way.

Just curse them out.

“Ha. Damn it. I don’t know why I have to explain this. Should I just ban them all?”

【Yoho】─Gasp.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow…

【Handsome Licker】─Tyrant mode activated. ㄷㄷ

“Guys, I told you before, right? If I get a lover, I’ll reveal it without hiding anything.”

【Handsome Licker】─I think you did say that.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Did you?

【Yoho】─I remember…

“Then why are you doubting and making a fuss? Do you want to die? Do you not trust me?”

【Jujijoa】─I trust Se-hoon. So no banning.

【Yoho】─I’ll trust you. ㅜ

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─I believed you from the start. Trust is important between lovers.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t sneakily act like you’re lovers, you bitch.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. These guys immediately back down when Se-hoon gets serious…

“Anyway, the maid isn’t a lover or a woman, so stop asking about it.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Can I ask one last thing?

“What.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Does the maid have a dick?

【Handsome Licker】─?? LOL, this crazy bitch has no filter.

【Drifting AI】─I analyze. I speculate that life was ruined due to the lack of a filter.

【Yoho】─Accurate analysis.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why are you only giving me crap, you bitches! Does it have a dick or not! ㅡㅡ

“No, it doesn’t.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Then it’s a woman, damn it!

“It doesn’t have a pussy either, you bitch.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Oh!

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow!

【Yoho】─Gasp.

【Qkrnfl892】─Ah LOL, then it’s confirmed. A hole-less being is no competition. LOL.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, Pacific pussy bitch.

【Qkrnfl892】─I’m dead.

【Jujijoa】─If there’s no hole… Then it’s not a woman. I’ll put the shotgun back.

【Handsome Licker】─I was about to commit suicide on the school rooftop, but after hearing there’s no hole, I’m coming back down. LOL.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Just die already.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL.

【Maehwa Tree】─The word “pussy” coming out of a man’s mouth… This is precious, I should record it.

【Jujijoa】─Send it to me too.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Me too.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, they’re so happy hearing there’s no pussy.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─O_O? Does a person without genitals exist? w(°o°)w

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I also say I don’t have one.

“Anyway, from now on, anyone who chats about a live-in girlfriend or lover is getting banned. If I say it’s not, just trust me. Got it?”

【Yoho】─Yes!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Okay…

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, even if we don’t believe you, what are you gonna do?

【Drifting AI】─I speak. I always say I trust you.

【Qkrnfl892】─?? You just said you were deploying poison gas, you bastard.

【Drifting AI】─I deny. I say I never did such a thing. I warn against distorting the truth.

【Qkrnfl892】─You’re shameless.

Finally, the viewers calmed down.

They really are the type who can’t be handled with nice words.

No wonder I can’t help but curse.

【Maehwa Tree】─Huh? Wait, is it that teddy bear from last time?

“Maid. Mute Maehwa Tree.”

【Maehwa Tree】─???

【Maid】─Hahaha!

『‘Maehwa Tree’ has been muted. Remaining time: 00:30:00』

The teddy bear immediately punished Maehwa Tree.

It’s really quick at handling things.

“…Hmm. 30 minutes seems a bit excessive.”

【Maid】─I am the manager of this room.

“Well, I told you to decide the time yourself… But next time, try to keep it between 1 to 10 minutes.”

【Maid】─How rude.

【Maid】─Gyeongsaeng Guburi, shut up.

【Maid】─Nice to meet you!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Ah. Now I get it. Gyesekkihoon must have picked up some defective kid and is raising them. Judging by the chat, they’re not normal. Probably picked up from a mental hospital.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, on par with Guburi.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Shut up. Before I strip and go to your school to act like I know you.

【Handsome Licker】─Sorry, I don’t want to act like I know you even if you’re clothed.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow. Why did Maehwa get muted all of a sudden?

“That guy? I’ve been planning to mute him for a while. I was going to do it as soon as he came in, but you guys were making such a fuss that I forgot.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─?? What did Maehwa do wrong?

“When I came out of the abandoned house last time, I ran into him, and he rudely spoke informally to me right away.”

Actually, it was an excuse.

I didn’t mute him because of that incident.

I just restricted his chat because I was afraid he’d dig into the teddy bear’s identity.

I have to protect the teddy bear.

We’re family now, living under the same roof.

‘Maehwa probably already figured it out… But since he didn’t say anything last time, he probably doesn’t intend to harm the teddy bear.’

Still, there could be other exorcists, so it’s best to quickly wrap up the topic of the teddy bear.

“And that Maehwa bitch didn’t even introduce herself properly, just blurted out what she wanted to say and left. That’s why I muted her. No particular reason.”

【Yoho】─Couldn’t it have been someone else, not Maehwa?

“It’s definitely Maehwa. Unless you’re incredibly stupid, you can’t miss it.”

【Yoho】─Gasp…

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Wow. But isn’t that a crazy bitch? That’s stalking.

【Jujijoa】─Was it a stalker?

【Handsome Licker】─That’s a creepy bitch. I knew something was off when she asked for the address.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Why didn’t you act like you knew her? LOL.

【Qkrnfl892】─Probably pretending not to care.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn horny bitch.

“Don’t curse. It’s not stalking, she probably came for work. Maehwa is an exorcist.”

I decided to defend her.

After all, Maehwa didn’t do anything wrong to deserve the curses.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Is she really an exorcist? Does she throw talismans and stuff?

【Handsome Licker】─Exorcist nonsense LOL.

【Yoho】─Was work just an excuse, and she actually wanted to see the room master in person?

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, reasonable suspicion.

“It’s not like that, so stop.”

I firmly denied it.

I don’t want a situation where a specific viewer gets ganged up on by others.

So I decided to issue a stern warning again.

“If you start a witch hunt for no reason, it’s a permanent ban.”

【Yoho】─Yes…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Suddenly my pussy itches. Scratch scratch.

“If you’re going to gang up on someone, just target Guburi.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─???

By the way, Guburi is an exception.

Since he’s still not fully rehabilitated.

Sometimes people need to be beaten to come to their senses.

As long as the attacks don’t cross the line, I’ll let it slide.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! But what does Maehwa look like?

“The girl next to Maehwa was cute.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─?? I asked about Maehwa, but you’re complimenting another girl…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Maehwa’s face must be rotten. LOL.

【Jujijoa】─One less competitor.

【Yoho】─ㅠㅠ Room master’s standards must have gotten too high after seeing my face.

【Handsome Licker】─Idiot.

The girl in the cat cosplay was cuter than Maehwa.

But I deliberately didn’t compliment her.

Because Yoho would get spoiled.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What are you doing today?

“Today? I prepared some content for you guys.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Oh, what’s the occasion? What is it?

【Handsome Licker】─Not really expecting much. Lick.

【Yoho】─I’m always excited. ㅎㅎ

【Drifting AI】─I am curious. I ask what content you have prepared.

“Today’s content is a food tour.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? What kind of content is just eating outside? You’re really milking the broadcast, you bastard.

“Got a problem?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Nope.

And so, the maid cohabitation controversy was resolved, and I headed to the garage to proceed with today’s content.

***

After arriving at the garage.

I got into the truck and fixed the camera on the mount.

Then I checked the chat window on my smartphone.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, is Gyesekkihoon embarrassed to eat alone outside so he’s turning on the broadcast?

“What are you talking about? What’s embarrassing about eating alone?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sex. Then can you eat alone at a restaurant?

“…That’s tough, but at most regular restaurants, I can eat alone without any issues.”

It wasn’t a lie.

At quiet places, you can definitely eat alone.

Except for places like restaurants or barbecue joints.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─If you can’t eat alone at a restaurant, I won’t acknowledge it.

【Jujijoa】─Can you?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Yeah, I trained hard to eat alone in high school, so it’s totally possible.

【Yoho】─Ah…

【Handsome Licker】─Hmm…

The chat window became solemn.

Surprisingly, the viewers were kind-hearted.

Not a single chat mocking the fact that I had no friends came up.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Is having no friends something to brag about?

“……”

Anyway.

I didn’t really want Guburi’s acknowledgment.

So I just ignored him and started the engine.

Then I stared at the camera for a while without moving.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Where are you going to eat? Any good places nearby?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Looking forward to Se-hoon’s selected restaurants!

Without answering.

I kept staring at the camera, and the viewers slowly started to express their doubts.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why isn’t this guy moving?

【Yoho】─Is there something wrong with the car?

【Handsome Licker】─Seems like it. The car won’t start.

【Qkrnfl892】─Should I send a maintenance sergeant from our unit?

“The car’s fine. More importantly, guys.”

【Jujijoa】─Yeah.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow?

【Yoho】─Yes?

“Since I gave you the address of the abandoned house last time, you roughly know where I live, right?”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─I saved the address.

【Handsome Licker】─I vaguely remember where it is.

【Qkrnfl892】─My unit is nearby anyway.

【Yoho】─Yes! Are you going to treat someone nearby to a meal?

【Drifting AI】─I recommend Grandma Jin’s soup restaurant. It’s 5.2Km away.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What’s this drifting bastard saying?

I silently stared at the chat window again.

After 20 seconds passed.

I spoke in a low, quiet voice.

“What are you doing? Aren’t you going to search for good restaurants online?”

【Yoho】─?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh?

【Jujijoa】─?

【Handsome Licker】─???

“Stop with the question marks. Can’t you figure out the situation? Each of you, search for a good restaurant near here and come back. I’ll give you exactly 5 minutes.”

Originally, I was going to search myself.

But I changed my mind.

I should accept the punishment for causing the riot earlier.

“The last one to find a place gets banned.”

Before starting.

I decided to tighten the discipline that had become lax.