Chapter 27

The ‘Reverse Rape Mania’ has left the room.

Probably was a minor.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, fake cut! How dare you try to join the adults’ play!

【Yoho】─Gasp. Must have been a student.

【Handsome Licker】─Might not have done the adult verification.

【Min Ji】─I didn’t do the adult verification either.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─If you’re an adult, it automatically verifies when you do the phone verification.

“Something feels pitiful.”

【Qkrnfl892】─Doesn’t look pitiful at all.

【Jujijoa】─LOL

The mania’s spot was quickly filled.

As if waiting in line, a new viewer entered faster than light.

『’Balloon Gum Collector’ has entered.』

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Welcome, Condom Collector.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya!

【Jujijoa】─Wow, what’s with the speed?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Must have been waiting.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Didn’t even go to the bathroom, just kept clicking LOL. Effort pays off!

“Huh? Did you really wait to get in? What do you think this room is?”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Your info got posted on Instgall today LOL. Probably many are waiting right now.

Seems someone posted my broadcast address on a community.

Well, it’s not a big deal.

I’ve limited the viewers to 10 anyway.

No chance of a sudden influx.

‘Good thing I prepared.’

In fact, it might be a blessing.

The people from Instgall and the Male Supremacy Organization who already know my broadcast will compete to enter.

‘Though the supremacists didn’t come much before… From now on, the influx will decrease even more. They’re not that proactive, so they’ll likely fall behind rather than compete.’

I wish they’d just dry up.

Thinking that, I arrived at the village where I live.

***

Passing through a quiet country road, I arrived at my house’s garage.

I detached the camera from the mount and spoke.

“By the way, Guburi. I’ve been curious, how many phones do you have?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? Just one.

“Can you make dozens of accounts with just one?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─There are ways LOL.

【Yoho】─You can request account sign-ups on illegal sites.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn it! Don’t spill the secrets!

Seems it wasn’t registered under his name.

A small curiosity solved.

【Jujijoa】─By the way, aren’t you stopping by the mart?

【Min Ji】─Right. Didn’t you say you’d drink?

“Don’t worry, I have everything at home.”

After neatly parking in reverse.

I entered the yard through the garage’s side door.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya. You have a garage and a yard ㄷㄷ.

【Qkrnfl892】─Se-hoon is damn rich.

【Big Girl】─The house is huge too.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL, awesome, right?

【Jujijoa】─I was surprised when I saw the yard briefly before the first hike outing LOL.

I’ve never shown the yard separately to viewers.

Except for the early viewers.

It just naturally appeared on screen while moving to the garage.

【Yoho】─As an original member, I was shown around slowly ㅎ.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Don’t care.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya.

“…But why does that guy keep saying Wakya-pya? Is it some trend?”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya!

Is she crazy?

Seems like she’s missing a screw too.

Another miss.

Failed to pick a normal one.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Wakya-pya!

【Qkrnfl892】─Wakya-pya!

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Wakya-pya!

“Damn it, stop it. Is it a contagious disease? Everyone’s catching it.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Wakya-pya!!!

I restricted the chat for 5 minutes.

Collective punishment for all ten.

I don’t know what Wakya-pya means.

Even if I don’t, it just feels annoying.

Later.

I passed through the yard and entered the house.

Then gathered the alcohol, food, and equipment needed for the broadcast.

I meticulously checked if anything was missing, and as I exited through the 1st-floor glass door to the opposite yard, I spoke.

“We’ll drink at the pavilion in the garden.”

……

The chat was silent.

Wondering why I came out, I explained, but no one reacted.

“Guys, are you ignoring me? Wanna die?”

After cursing, I realized.

I just restricted all their chats.

It hasn’t been 5 minutes yet.

Embarrassed, I scratched my head.

“…Hmm.”

Pretending nothing happened.

Just as I was about to naturally move to the garden.

The viewers, whose restrictions were lifted, flooded the chat.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You damn bastard! You restrict us and then complain about no answers?

【Qkrnfl892】─Seriously, what’s wrong with this guy?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Dementia?

【Handsome Licker】─I’ll lick you.

【Yoho】─Why me…

【Min Ji】─Why me too…

【Big Girl】─I was just lurking and got restricted.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya LOL.

I ignored them and moved to the garden.

Ignoring is the best policy here.

For a while, mocking chats came up, but as I kept ignoring, the chat atmosphere calmed down.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─He’s stubbornly ignoring LOL.

【Jujijoa】─Cute LOL.

【Big Girl】─Wow, the garden is really pretty.

“Right? The builders put some effort into it.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn, he answers that.

【Yoho】─It’s really well-made.

【Min Ji】─Pretty. There’s even a plum tree?”

“Ah. It’s not a real plum tree. This is a model garden. The grass is artificial, and the trees are all fake.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn it, don’t ignore me!

【Qkrnfl892】─Seriously, it’s intricate.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Looks just like a real tree.

【Handsome Licker】─Plum tree LOL. There’s a nickname Plum Tree here too. Why no words? Lurking?”

“You can tell a bit if you look closely. And Plum Tree said they had something to do earlier. Probably left the broadcast on.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Not watching but taking up space. Kick ㄱㄱ.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya! So many types of trees!

“The builders made various types. But this guy’s still saying Wakya-pya.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya….

“Seeing it, it’s kinda cute, so I’ll let it slide.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Answer me too ㅎ.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─ㅜㅜ.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Wakya-pya!

『’Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has been restricted from chatting. Remaining time 00:03:00』

I crossed the cloud bridge over the pond and arrived at the pavilion with a roof.

Today’s drinking session will be here.

The day is slowly darkening, but it’s okay.

There are streetlights installed at regular intervals.

When it gets dark, they’ll light up automatically.

The pavilion also has specially installed neon lights.

【Yoho】─The atmosphere is nice.

【Big Girl】─Neon signs ㄷㄷ.

【Min Ji】─It’s like a modern-day Shangri-La.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Nah, it’s Cyberpunk Utopia.

【Qkrnfl892】─Nah, it’s the Garden of Earthly Delights.

【Jujijoa】─Stop the nonsense.

I started setting up the broadcast.

Set up a simple table on the pavilion.

Fixed the broadcast camera on a tripod.

Fixed the Galaxy Tab on another tripod.

Brought it to check the chat.

Smartphone letters are too small, and it’s inconvenient when tipsy.

‘Luckily, the Wi-Fi is working well.’

Even if I log in with the Galaxy Tab, the broadcast won’t end.

Turn on the broadcast with the smartphone.

Stream with the linked camera.

Check the chat with the Galaxy Tab.

Such a convenient platform.

‘Can manage the broadcast with the Galaxy Tab too.’

Could probably do a night broadcast with the computer on too.

No need though.

Anyway, the setup is all done.

I placed the snacks and makgeolli on the table and checked the chat.

【Jujijoa】─By the way, if you’re gonna drink, why did you hike? Wasting the exercise.

“Huh? I hiked, so I’m drinking.”

【Jujijoa】─?

【Handsome Licker】─After hiking, you gotta drink makgeolli.

【Jujijoa】─Why?

【Yoho】─It’s the national rule.

【Qkrnfl892】─Makgeolli after hiking tastes like honey.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Juji, are you some foreigner? Wanna die, you bastard?”

“Guburi, stop picking fights. Why the sudden outburst, you crazy?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Finally paying attention to me….

“…Idiot.”

This seems like a disease.

Didn’t get enough attention growing up?

A severe attention seeker.

“Stop being an attention seeker and set up your drink too. You said you’d bring some earlier.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─You remembered my chat ㅎㅎ. All prepared now, waiting excitedly! Wanted to drink with a guy and exchange dirty jokes, this is awesome LOL.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya. Same as me. Well, that’s every girl’s dream and romance! Looking forward to it!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t lump me with you. Romance my ass.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─;;;

I poured makgeolli into a bowl.

Then toasted to the camera and emptied the first glass without a trace.

And so, the drinking session began.

***

After finishing a bottle of makgeolli.

【Yoho】─Drunk on dongdongju.

【Jujijoa】─I’m drinking wine.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gyesekkihoon drinks really well. But are you just gonna keep drinking?”

“We’re communicating too.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Too cliché. To liven things up, let’s talk about first loves ㄱㄱ.

Guburi made an interesting suggestion.

I was getting bored anyway.

Even though I’m communicating with viewers, it’s still just me talking alone.

“First love story? Hmm… Should I?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? Seriously? Just threw it out there, but you’re taking it.

【Jujijoa】─Oh LOL.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─ㄷㄷ?

When I readily accepted, the viewers reacted with surprise.

They probably expected a refusal.

Of course, I never said I’d talk about my first love.

【Yoho】─Gasp. The room master’s first love….

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Virginity lost! Wakya-pya!

【Qkrnfl892】─Wasn’t he already not a virgin?”

“Stop the nonsense. Guburi, you suggested the first love story, so take responsibility and spill the beans.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?

“What’s with the question mark? Tell your first love story, damn it. Quickly send your phone number via manager’s whisper. I’ll call.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─???

“You have 1 minute. Send the number before I kick you.”

For a while, Guburi’s chat didn’t come up.

Did he run away?

Just as I was thinking that.

【<Whisper>Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Are you serious…?

“10 seconds left.”

【<Whisper>Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─010 6969 7474.

Guburi sent his number.

The threat worked.

【Handsome Licker】─LOL Guburi reverse raped. Lick.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Reverse trolled?

【Yoho】─Why did you act up? ㅎ.

【Min Ji】─Jealous of the phone date.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wakya-pya!

【Big Girl】─Phone date ㄷㄷ.

【Qkrnfl892】─Oh, this’ll be fun LOL. Should’ve acted moderately!

【Jujijoa】─LOL. I was curious about his voice, this is perfect.

“Guburi, should I call?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Yes yes yes….

I made a video call to Guburi.