Chapter 26

The community was once again ablaze with the topic of Gye Se-hoon.

[Author: ㅇㅇ]

– What’s up with Gye Se-hoon’s broadcast? They’ve set a viewer limit, damn it.

└ Those who are already in, come out.

└ Let’s take turns watching every 5 minutes, please.

└ Why the hell did they set a limit? I don’t get it.

└ Was it because of that Male Supremacy Organization’s terror attack?

└ Damn it!!!

[Author: Gye Se-hoon Snack]

– I just got kicked out of Gye Se-hoon’s broadcast.

I donated 30,000 won to get in.

But they warned that donations over 10,000 won would get you kicked out?

I thought it was a joke, so I donated another 30,000 won and got kicked out for real, damn it.

└ LOL, idiot.

└ Legendary.

└ Kicked out for donating? Are they crazy?

└ If they say don’t do it, you shouldn’t have done it.

└ Thanks, now I can get in.

└└ Get out, you bastard!

[Author: Reverse Rape Joa]

– Proof that I got into Gye Se-hoon’s broadcast^^

[Photo]

He’s damn handsome, LOL.

I’ll periodically take screenshots and post them.

I’ll watch the video, so you guys can just look at the photos, LOL.

└ Get out, you bastard!

└ Hey, I’ll pay 100,000 won for your spot.

└ You must post a photo every minute.

└ Is the broadcast fun??

└└ Just looking at his face is fun, LOL.

That day.

The entire Ins Gallery was flooded with posts about Gye Se-hoon.

***

I just kicked out a new viewer.

Because they violated the donation rules.

I clearly warned them when they donated 30,000 won that they shouldn’t donate more than 10,000 won.

But they went ahead and donated another 30,000 won.

It was infuriating.

This was nothing less than a challenge to me.

What kind of attitude is it to donate when told not to?

Normally, I might have given another warning, but right now, I wasn’t in the mood to consider a three-strike rule.

Being lenient depends on the situation.

When you’ve just barely reached the summit and are catching your breath, and someone suddenly picks a fight, it’s hard not to feel annoyed.

“Damn it. I’m already exhausted, and now this.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- LOL, clueless idiot cut!

【Yoho】- They probably think we don’t donate because we’re broke.

【Jujijoa】- The nickname was dirty from the start. Good job kicking them out, LOL.

After kicking out the viewer named ‘Gye Se-hoon Snack’, another viewer immediately joined.

『’Reverse Rape Mania’ has entered.』

【Reverse Rape Mania】- Hi hi.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- What’s with this guy?

【Jujijoa】- Why are there so many vulgar nicknames?

【Qkrnfl892】- For real.

【Min Ji】- ??

It was a normal nickname.

At least by my current standards.

As long as it didn’t give off that Male Supremacy Organization vibe.

After catching my breath, I gave a casual greeting.

Then I took out a hip flask from my pocket.

I was thirsty and planned to hydrate.

I had been holding off until I reached the summit.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- ?? What’s with the liquor flask?

【Yoho】- Gasp. Are you planning to drink while exercising?

【Jujijoa】- Drinking liquor at the summit is nice.

【Handsome Licker】- It’s like the liquor flask from movies, LOL.

“What are you talking about? There’s no liquor in here.”

I opened the lid and poured the contents directly into my mouth.

A black liquid trickled out.

It was the cola I had filled in the morning.

【Maehwa Tree】- Soy sauce?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】- It’s not soy sauce, right?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Looks like cola. Our Gye Se-hoon loves cola.

【Big Girl】- Why do you carry cola in that?

【Qkrnfl892】- For real, I don’t get it, LOL.

“It’s my cola, I can carry it wherever I want. Got a problem?”

【Yoho】- Nope. Hehe.

【Handsome Licker】- There’s water too, LOL.

『’Handsome Licker’ has been chat restricted. Remaining time: 00:05:00』

After quenching my thirst, I stood up.

My irregular breathing had returned to normal, so I decided to enjoy the scenery for a bit before heading down.

‘The weather’s nice.’

I slowly strolled around the summit.

The breeze was cool and refreshing, and the air was crisp.

It felt healing as nature seeped into my body.

I felt glad I had pushed myself to reach the summit.

‘Now that I look, the view is pretty good. I didn’t know there was a place like this near my house.’

The view from the summit was spectacular.

The sky was a clear blue, and the clouds were soft like cotton candy.

The sky looked different from up high.

It felt like I was floating in the sky.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- The weather’s nice. We should go out on days like this.

【Yoho】- You should go out.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Yeah.

【Reverse Rape Mania】- Oh. The view is killer. Which mountain is this? I should visit sometime.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】- Subtly trying to get the location, huh? No.

I stopped at the edge of the cliff and looked down.

A white sea stretched endlessly below.

It was dreamlike, like a scene from a fairy tale.

I couldn’t keep such a beautiful view to myself.

I immediately pointed the camera down the cliff.

“Guys, can you see it?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- The fog is super thick, LOL.

【Min Ji】- Wow.

【Jujijoa】- Thought it was clouds.

【Yoho】- Just looking at it is healing.

【Handsome Licker】- Slurp. Suddenly I feel like hiking.

【Reverse Rape Mania】- I want to get reverse raped on a mountain.

【Big Girl】- Maybe I should go hiking after a long time…

【Qkrnfl892】- I hike every day.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Hiking induction broadcast, LOL.

【Min Ji】- I want to hike often too, but…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Just do it, idiot, LOL. It’s not like you have a leg disability.

【Min Ji】- I don’t have both legs, so I can’t do it often. I have to use prosthetics. I did it with help yesterday, but it was tough.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Sorry…

While enjoying the scenery.

Min Ji’s chat caught my eye.

“Huh? You don’t have legs? Did you have an accident?”

【Min Ji】- I stepped on a landmine during my military service. But I still completed my term as a corporal.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Really sorry…

Stepping on a landmine…

She talks about such a tragic past so casually.

She seems cheerful in the chat, but she’s probably making a bitter face behind the screen.

【Jujijoa】- But wouldn’t that be in the news?

【Min Ji】- My incident was buried.

【Qkrnfl892】- The military buries a lot of incidents. There was a suicide in the unit next to ours recently, and it didn’t even make a single line in the news.

【Min Ji】- I could have made it public, but I didn’t want to expose my face, so I stayed quiet.

Suddenly, the chat atmosphere turned gloomy.

I also felt solemn.

“……”

I just silently enjoyed the scenery for a while.

I couldn’t think of anything to say to comfort her.

***

The atmosphere shifted.

The chat was now lively with a different topic.

While I was interacting with the viewers.

“Ah! I’m so tired!”

“Was our Bong-jun tired? Here, have some water.”

“Bong-jun, have some tangerines!”

“Should I peel the tangerines for you?”

Other hikers noisily arrived at the summit.

One man and three women.

They had come up a different trail than me.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Other hikers have arrived!

【Reverse Rape Mania】- It’s a woman’s voice. Se-hoon, let’s reverse rape her.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】- No crossing the line.

【Jujijoa】- That guy’s going to get kicked out soon.

【Yoho】- Gyeongsaeng is good at taking the lead.

【Qkrnfl892】- Where did that mother and daughter go?

“They probably went down already. They weren’t there when I arrived.”

The neighboring mother and daughter either took a different path down or weren’t there from the start.

So, these hikers were the first people I met after reaching the summit.

‘…They all seem like lovers. Does he have three girlfriends?’

Naturally, my eyes were drawn to the man.

I couldn’t help it.

His lower half clearly showed the outlines of two round eggs and one long banana.

He was wearing tight, hideous leggings.

‘Ugh, damn it… I want to punch him.’

I wanted to smash the eggs.

And crush the banana.

While suppressing those urges.

The eggs and banana slid down the man’s thigh.

They were props, not his actual body.

No wonder they were so big.

Inflated balls and dick?

It’s like a woman wearing a padded bra.

The man, noticing his ‘source of confidence’ slipping, quickly pulled up the padding to fix the situation.

Luckily, his lovers didn’t notice.

The man, embarrassed, looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Then our eyes met.

‘…Damn it.’

I quickly looked away.

Based on experience.

The chance of trouble here is close to 100%.

But there’s no problem.

‘Let’s bolt.’

Avoiding trouble before it starts is the best solution.

So, I ran down the mountain as if fleeing.

“Hey!”

Leaving the voice calling me behind.

***

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Why did you suddenly run down like crazy?

【Qkrnfl892】- Did you see a wild boar or something?

【Maehwa Tree】- You’re fast going down, LOL.

“Going down is best done running.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Best taste, LOL.

【Handsome Licker】- Dick taste, LOL. Slurp.

【Jujijoa】- It’s dangerous, so walk down next time.

“Shut up. Don’t order me around.”

【Jujijoa】- Okay.

【Handsome Licker】- LOL, Juji’s a loser. Slurp.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- She’s actually sweet like a pushover.

【Jujijoa】- Shut up.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Don’t act tough. You wouldn’t say anything if we met in person, LOL.

【Jujijoa】- LOL, let’s meet.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- I don’t fight with weaklings.

While driving home.

I glanced at the camera and asked.

“Oh, right. Guys, I’m thinking of drinking when I get home. If I keep broadcasting, I need to set it to 19+, right?”

【Yoho】- Yes, you need to set it to 19+.

【Handsome Licker】- Obviously, LOL.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Oh, a drinking broadcast? Then I should buy some alcohol too.

【Maehwa Tree】- Ah… I have work to do.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- What work at night, idiot, LOL.

【Jujijoa】- I usually work at night too, but I’m on vacation, so it’s fine, LOL.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Stop pretending you’re not unemployed.

“Guburi, stop picking fights with others. I’ll really kill you.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】- Okay.

“Anyway, there are no minors here, right? I’ll switch to 19+ now.”

【Reverse Rape Mania】- ???

I pulled over to the side of the road for a moment.

Then, after turning on the hazard lights.

I checked the settings to switch to 19+.

It’s better to do it now while I remember.

I might forget to change it when I get home.

I didn’t want the broadcast to get suspended due to a mistake.

“Ah. Here it is. 19+ setting.”

【Reverse Rape Mania】- Wait!

【Reverse Rape Mania】- No, damn it! It’s my first time here today!!!

As soon as I switched to 19+.

Reverse Rape Mania disappeared from the room.