Chapter 21

Today’s broadcast is a night broadcast.

I plan to do a mountain climbing broadcast.

‘Since my stamina is trash, I need to exercise consistently.’

For me now, exercise isn’t a choice but a necessity.

My current physical stamina is below average, after all.

I realized it even more while jogging just now.

‘Well, I’ve been cooped up inside the house, so it makes sense.’

In this world, I never did any cardio.

Of course, I didn’t do any anaerobic exercise either.

I was just someone far from exercise.

And yet, it’s a mystery how I still have muscles.

Anyway.

There’s one more reason why my stamina is trash.

The me in this world was a heavy smoker.

I smoked two packs of cigarettes a day as a baseline.

No wonder my lung capacity is terrible.

‘Damn. I was a smoker too, but I never smoked two packs a day.’

For reference, I’m currently quitting smoking.

It’s for my health.

Dying from lung cancer is a no-go.

I need to live a long and healthy life.

Lately, thanks to the broadcast, I’ve regained vitality in my life.

‘Should I start the broadcast soon?’

I thought about turning it on when I arrived at the hiking trail, but I decided to turn it on now to include a drive broadcast as well.

After changing into comfortable outdoor clothes, I started the broadcast without any prior notice.

And within less than a minute,

『’Yoho’ has entered the room.』

『’Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has entered the room.』

As expected, two people joined immediately.

These two are definitely unemployed, no doubt.

【Yoho】─First place, hehe.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn, I was a step late. Wait, what was with the sudden broadcast end yesterday? I really want to beat up Gyesekkihoon.

【Yoho】─I got kicked out as soon as I joined yesterday TT.

“Sorry. My stomach was hurting too much yesterday, so I had no choice.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─At least give an explanation before ending it, you bastard! I really want to make you explain yourself.

【Yoho】─Huh! Room Master, did you have a stomachache?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Of course! After eating that crap? I thought I was going to die from stomach pain too.

【Yoho】─Did you eat it too, Gyeongsaeng? That thing?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? You didn’t eat it?

【Yoho】─No.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Damn, you’re lucky.

It seems Yoho didn’t eat that abysmal dish.

Good for her.

At least she didn’t get a stomachache because of me.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─So, what’s the plan for today? You’re dressed pretty provocatively. Is it a nudity broadcast?

“Nudity broadcast, my ass. I just dressed comfortably for hiking.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Lol, I was expecting something and already pulled my pants down.

【Yoho】─That’s gross.

“Should I just kick Guburi out?”

【Yoho】─That sounds like a good idea.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sorry, I’m pulling my pants back up.

【Yoho】─Ugh.

Kicking him out was a joke.

That level of chat is within acceptable limits.

If it were a guy, I would’ve kicked them out without hesitation, but since it’s a girl, I didn’t feel too uncomfortable.

“But is this really provocative? It’s just shorts and a T-shirt.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? Isn’t it provocative? Your chest is really exposed. And the shorts are so short that your thighs are showing.

【Yoho】─It’s a bit embarrassing, hehe. Is it because your body is good?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Looking at it, Gyesekkihoon’s sense of gender norms seems weird.

“Really? Should I change then?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─No no no no no.

【Yoho】─Looking again, it seems fine.

“Damn, you guys keep changing your minds. What do you want me to do?”

Standing in front of the full-length mirror, I checked my outfit.

Black V-neck T-shirt.

Short black shorts.

Looking at it now, it seems like a bit of a bold fashion choice in this world.

‘···I don’t want to wear long pants for exercise, and all my round-neck T-shirts are in the wash.’

In the original world, I would’ve had plenty of round-neck T-shirts.

But now, things are different.

I only have three round-neck T-shirts.

Because the me in this world preferred V-neck T-shirts.

What a stubborn bastard with a solid preference.

‘I should’ve bought more in advance instead of procrastinating.’

I asked the viewers again.

“Is it okay to go out dressed like this? Be honest, or you’re dead.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Yeah, there are guys dressed more provocatively than you.

【Yoho】─That level is fine, hehe.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─We were just worried you might get cold, lol. So definitely don’t change.

【Handsome Licker】─Cold! Cold! Cold!

“So I can trust you guys and go out like this? By the way, when did that guy join?”

【Handsome Licker】─Just now. Slurp!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Disgusting girl.

After Handsome Licker joined, other viewers started coming in one after another.

Most of them were viewers from the last broadcast.

And without exception, they all commented on how provocative my outfit was.

Summarizing their opinions,

compared to women in the previous world, my current outfit is like wearing a tight tank top and hot pants.

‘Well, that’s not too bad. I don’t need to change.’

If it were a crop top, that’d be one thing,

but hot pants and a tight tank top are pretty much the standard casual fashion for women.

‘The reason it looks particularly provocative is… probably because I have some muscles.’

For example,

it’s like a J-cup busty woman wearing a tight tank top?

That seems like an appropriate analogy.

If your chest is small, a tight tank top wouldn’t look that provocative.

Anyway, maybe because my muscles make the outfit look even more provocative, the chat was filled with comments about my clothes.

【Jujijoa】─It’s so provocative because of the muscles…

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─I like guys who dress like this, hehe. It suits you well since you have a good body~

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─This guy changed his nickname from ‘Chaser’ to ‘Defense Team,’ lol.

【Min Ji】─Wow. You have such a great body!

【Big Girl】─Hehe. Oppa, take me…

【Maehwa Tree】─Today’s side dish is this.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Seriously, this is straight-up food theft.

【Qkrnfl892】─No body shaming. It might hurt their feelings.

【Handsome Licker】─Sweet girl, lol.

Palkgui said he’s an active non-commissioned officer, right?

Given his job, he seems to be more careful with his chats compared to others.

If a soldier gets sued, it’s a big deal.

Of course, I would never sue.

No matter what kind of sexual harassment it is, I don’t really feel uncomfortable.

In fact, I feel proud or even happy.

It’s weird to dislike being complimented for having a good body.

So I decided to tell him not to worry.

“Palkgui, in my room, sexual harassment and body comments are allowed. I don’t feel bad at all, so don’t worry.”

【Qkrnfl892】─Wow, sex…

“···You’re not worrying at all, huh.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─That guy isn’t worrying; he’s just acting up to impress you, lol.

Guburi seems to be right.

Looking closely, his nickname isn’t normal either.

“Why does it feel like there are no normal people in my room?”

【Jujijoa】─?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─??

【Qkrnfl892】─?

“Stop with the question marks, you idiots… Anyway, let’s start hiking soon.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Let’s go.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─If someone hears this, they’ll think we’re going together, lol.

【Min Ji】─Hiking is nice. It’s been a while for me, hehe.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─You’re just watching it on screen, what do you mean ‘it’s been a while’…

【Min Ji】─I’m going hiking while watching the broadcast, hehe.

【Handsome Licker】─Lol, virtual sex. Cold.

I picked up the camera and left the house.

***

I arrived at a nearby mountain by truck.

It was a place with a fairly well-equipped hiking trail.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─It’s quiet. Is it because it’s the countryside? Lol.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Is Se-hoon in the provinces? Isn’t it Gyeonggi-do?

As I was climbing the mountain, a viewer who had just joined sent a voice message along with a donation.

『’Cheosu’ has donated 1,000 won.』

└Check out the mushroom on your left. It’s edible and delicious.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?

I stopped walking and looked to the left.

Something growing on a protruding tree root caught my eye.

It looked like a red rubber glove.

“Is this red thing what you’re talking about?”

I guess this is a mushroom.

I didn’t know it was a mushroom until you mentioned it.

“It looks kind of weird. Isn’t it poisonous?”

Even though the viewer said it was edible, I hesitated to touch it.

For some reason, it felt off.

I don’t know why.

A gut feeling, I guess?

It felt like something bad would happen if I touched it.

Just as I was hesitating,

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─No no no.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─No no no no no.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─No no no.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Don’t touch it!!!

Guburi frantically spammed the chat.

He was so rushed that he even made typos.

And then,

『’Gyeongsaeng Guburi’ has donated 10,000 won.』

└Don’t touch it!!!!!!

He even sent a voice donation to stop me.

I took a step back from the mushroom and asked.

“Why?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─That’s a red staghorn mushroom, damn it! Just touching it is dangerous, so don’t get close to it!!!

“···Just touching it is dangerous?”

No wonder I had a bad feeling.

Instinctively, it felt like touching it would be dangerous.

Wait.

Then what about that viewer?

They seemed to know about this mushroom and casually told me to pick it, right?

As I stared at the camera, the viewer who told me to pick the mushroom sent a chat.

【Cheosu】─Lol, gotcha.

『’Cheosu’ has left the room.』

The mysterious viewer left the room after leaving just that chat.

Suddenly, the chat was filled with silence.