Chapter 18

It’s clear.

The moral teacher, Jo Soo-yeon.

She is one of these three.

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“The culprit is among us.”

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【Yoho】—Huh? Are you feeling unwell?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? What are you suddenly talking about?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, amateur detective. Deduction.

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Their reactions were similar.

They typed in the chat as if they had no idea what I was talking about.

But I know.

One of them is pretending not to know.

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“You’ve hidden yourself well, moral teacher. I know you’re here.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—What are you even saying, you idiot?

【Yoho】—Is this a new concept for today?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, detective concept. Lick.

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Of course, whether Jo Soo-yeon is here or not doesn’t really matter.

The reason I’m trying to find her is simple.

I’m bored.

It seems like it would be fun to deduce who the moral teacher is among these people.

I didn’t have much else to do, so this works out well.

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“I was planning to do a short cooking stream today, but let’s put that on hold for now.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—No. This guy’s way of talking has gotten so annoying.

【Yoho】—Are you doing a voice impression?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, Iramachio. Cough!

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Yoho is sharp.

They immediately noticed that I was mimicking the voice of a detective manga protagonist.

Though objectively, it’s not that similar.

Anyway, enough with the voice impressions.

It’s time to start identifying the culprit.

And before that, I needed to explain why I was doing this.

If I keep spouting nonsense, I’ll just look like an idiot.

So, I summarized yesterday’s events for the viewers.

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After finishing the explanation.

One, the moral teacher is still shamelessly hiding among the viewers, pretending not to know.

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【Handsome Licker】—The moral teacher is here lol.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Lol, who is it? Definitely not me.

【Yoho】—It’s not me either. If I saw the room master in person, I’d ask for a photo right away.

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Based on Jo Soo-yeon’s image from yesterday.

The viewer closest to being the moral teacher was Yoho.

Yoho had previously used the nickname “Yotkkumeong.”

And they rarely engaged in inappropriate chats.

Honestly, I hope Yoho is Jo Soo-yeon.

The other two just don’t match.

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‘But Yoho’s financial status isn’t at the level of an ordinary civil servant.’

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A school teacher wouldn’t casually donate hundreds of thousands in a stream.

Of course, it could be due to their parents’ wealth.

They might have a lot of money but teach as a hobby.

But if you dig too deep, there’s no end.

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‘Let’s exclude Yoho.’

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There’s one more reason why Yoho probably isn’t the moral teacher.

Aside from their previous nickname.

Yoho, who rarely did anything embarrassing, wouldn’t have a reason to run away from me.

As they just typed in the chat, Yoho would’ve likely asked for a photo instead.

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‘Next is Gyeongsaeng Guburi…’

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Just then, Guburi typed in the chat.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Who is it~ Come out on your own, you bitch~

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This guy’s out too.

There’s no way someone like this is the moral teacher.

Even if they were, I wouldn’t want to uncover the truth.

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“Guburi.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Sex?

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“If you’re the moral teacher, submit your resignation tomorrow. It’s contradictory for someone like you to preach morals while educating students.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? It’s not me, but damn, that hurt.

【Yoho】—I agree with the room master. If Gyeongsaeng is the moral teacher, the education system is rotten.

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, true.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—You bastards! Don’t gang up on me! What’s wrong with me!

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I didn’t exclude Guburi without reason.

There’s a reason.

Guburi is always in my stream, morning and afternoon.

To the point where I suspect they’re unemployed.

Anyway, they have too much free time to be a teacher.

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‘Then there’s only one left.’

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Handsome Licker.

Their chat level is high, but they’re slightly better than Guburi.

When you think about it, they’re the most likely candidate.

Only slightly better than Guburi.

Their chat level isn’t low by any means.

They also frequently engage in suggestive chats.

They have enough reason to hide their identity and run away.

And…

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‘Handsome Licker first joined on a Friday afternoon. If they were a middle school teacher, it would’ve been around the time they got off work.’

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The timing also roughly matches.

Friday, after work.

Today, lunchtime.

A time when they’d have the leisure to watch the stream.

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‘Though I don’t really know when schools end these days…’

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Let’s change the assumption.

What if they didn’t get off work on Friday and were still in class?

Even then, it’s not impossible to watch the stream.

They could hide their phone under the desk.

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‘Could it be that their chats are unusually short because they’re in class?’

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Ah, that’s thinking too deeply.

Their short chats are probably just their personality.

Even now, during lunch, they don’t type long messages.

Anyway.

The only strong candidate is Handsome Licker.

No matter how you look at it, the deduction makes sense.

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“The culprit has been revealed.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—??? Who is it?

【Yoho】—It’s really not me!

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, strong denial is strong affirmation.

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After explaining my deduction.

I pointed out the moral teacher I had deduced.

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“The moral teacher is you, Handsome Licker! You bitch!”

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【Handsome Licker】—Lol.

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【Handsome Licker】—You got me.

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My name is Jo Soo-yeon.

I work at Pulbat Middle School and am known as the angel teacher, teaching morals.

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“Ms. Soo-yeon, why are you so focused on that instead of eating?”

“Huh? Oh… I was looking up materials for the next class.”

“Really? As expected, Ms. Soo-yeon is so diligent.”

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A diligent and sincere teacher.

That’s my image at school.

And both students and other teachers always say,

“No one fits the morals subject better than Ms. Soo-yeon.”

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It’s not wrong.

I believe I’m a morally sound person.

Of course, I’m more interested in sex than others.

I have a preference for licking handsome men until they’re worn out.

But that’s it.

Otherwise, I’m perfect.

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“I’ll head out first. And take it easy during lunch. Being too diligent isn’t good either.”

“Okay. Got it.”

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Recently, an annoying male teacher left.

He’s not someone I’d want to lick.

So, I’m not interested.

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‘If someone wants me to lick them, they’d have to be at least Gye Se-hoon level.’

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The only person I’m interested in right now is this man on the screen.

Gye Se-hoon.

A male cam I stumbled upon last Friday.

He’s the one who made me realize love at first sight exists.

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‘I only watched his stream once, and I thought he quit…’

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I was anxious all weekend.

Why isn’t he streaming? Does he take weekends off? Did he quit?

I kept staring at my phone all day.

Even when I went to take my driver’s license test.

But…

I coincidentally met Gye Se-hoon at the driver’s license test center.

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I couldn’t believe it.

At first, I even suspected it was a hidden camera prank.

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‘Maybe fate really exists…’

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It was a situation that couldn’t be explained unless it was fate.

Could this be a connection destined by the heavens?

Even as I thought that, I couldn’t bring myself to approach him.

I know my place.

It doesn’t make sense for a mere civil servant to aim for someone like Gye Se-hoon.

Even if it’s fate, the levels have to match.

But even if I couldn’t approach him, I was happy.

Because I heard he hadn’t quit streaming.

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‘I was too embarrassed to reveal my identity… As a morals teacher, I couldn’t just say, “I’m Handsome Licker!” to his face…’

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I tried to hide it until the end.

But no secret lasts forever, and my identity was exposed in just one day.

Our Se-hoon…

I thought he was just handsome, but he’s surprisingly sharp.

There was some forced deduction, but he ultimately concluded that Handsome Licker was me.

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I thought about it for a short while.

Should I keep pretending it’s not me?

If I lie, I might end up looking bad, so should I just reveal my identity?

I chose the latter.

Gye Se-hoon lives in a different world from me anyway.

We probably won’t meet again, so whatever.

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【Handsome Licker】—Lol.

【Handsome Licker】—You got me.

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So, I coolly revealed my identity.

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***

This incident ended anticlimactically.

Handsome Licker unexpectedly revealed their identity without much fuss.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn lol. That bastard is the moral teacher? Hey, you bitch! Don’t ruin the education system!

【Yoho】—Still, they’re better than Gyeongsaeng.

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, lick. It’s a shame I couldn’t lick your face and run when we met.

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“This guy. When we met, they were stuttering and couldn’t even speak properly, but here they’re typing just fine.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Keyboard warrior lol. What a loser.

【Handsome Licker】—Anyway, I’m off to class now. Of course, I’ll keep the stream on. Deduction!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Turn off the stream, you crazy bitch.

【Yoho】—I feel like reporting you for neglecting your duties.

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After that, Handsome Licker’s chats became less frequent.

They only occasionally posted emoticons.

It seems they were secretly watching my stream during class.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—I feel like finding out where that bastard’s school is and reporting them. The more I think about it, the more annoying they are. A newbie like them gets to meet Gye Sekkihoon first? What a joke. Meet me too, damn it!

【Yoho】—I’d also like to meet them in person. Hehe.

“Oh? Then you guys can meet too.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? If I ask, will you meet me?

【Yoho】—Gasp!

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“Not a full meetup… but something like a fan meeting. Let’s get together sometime.”

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【Yoho】—Really?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—For real?

【Yoho】—When are we meeting? I’m free tomorrow!

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“Not right now… When we have more viewers.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Yeah, that’s better.

【Yoho】—If there are too many viewers, wouldn’t a fan meeting be hard? How about doing it when there are fewer people? Please ㅜㅜ

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I think I spoke without thinking.

It was just a casual remark, like “Let’s grab a meal sometime…”

I decided to smooth things over.

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“Don’t worry about that. Even if there are more viewers, it won’t be a full meetup. It’ll be more like a manager dinner. The three of you here will naturally be managers.”

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I changed it from a fan meeting or full meetup to a manager dinner.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Got it.

【Yoho】—Aren’t you setting a date? Wouldn’t it be better to set a date for something like this?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Stop being so obsessed, you bitch. You’re like a horny dog. Don’t make Gye Sekkihoon uncomfortable.

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Yoho kept insisting, but thanks to Guburi, the dinner talk didn’t go further.

And it’s just a feeling.

But Guburi seems reluctant to meet me.

When they asked to meet, they were all for it, but when I actually suggested it, their chats decreased. It’s a bit strange.

Well, I don’t know the reason, but they must have their reasons.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—By the way, Gye Sekkihoon, why did you change your nickname? Gye Se-hoon was cooler than Hoon World.

【Yoho】—I like the current one better.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—And why is the thumbnail a black background?

【Yoho】—Probably to avoid being found by male supremacy groups. Think about it. Hehe.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut up, you idiot.

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I moved to the kitchen while looking at the chat.

I thought I’d cook for the first time in a while.

I originally planned to go hiking, but it got canceled because it’s raining outside.

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Are you good at cooking? I heard guys these days are terrible at cooking lol.

【Yoho】—I think the room master is good at it!

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“Guburi, I’m probably better than you.”

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【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—No way. I’m amazing at cooking.

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As I continued chatting, I started gathering ingredients.

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『‘Se-hoon Chaser’ has entered the chat.』

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【Se-hoon Chaser】—Found you.

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A new viewer entered.

And not just one…

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『‘Looking for Gye Se-hoon’ has entered the chat.』

『‘Qkrnfl892’ has entered the chat.』

『‘Min Ji’ has entered the chat.』

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A total of four people.

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