Chapter 64

If I were to push the idea that I have large breasts, there’s a chance my dad or Seol Yun might misunderstand.

What if you’re compensating for being self-conscious about having small breasts?

But upon reflecting that I was born and raised as a born-to-be alpha male, it becomes absurdly clear that such suppositions are nothing more than misconceptions, misunderstandings, false accusations, and defamation.

Deciding to fake having large breasts is solely for ease of disguise.

Despite already being identifiable by my voice and hands, if audiences perceive me as someone with large breasts, the chances of being unmasked in real life decrease significantly.

Thus, it’s purely for self-protection!

It’s not self-gratifying fabrication.

No, it’s not.

It’s not.

It’s definitely not.

“To ensure smooth streaming, please erase from memory the broadcast I made this morning. And if there’s anyone who won’t stop bringing it up and teasing me about it—”

“If there is?”

“What are you gonna do about it? Can you do anything? 😂”

“Get banned?”

“Swept away?”

“Executed?”

“Yeah, but if you’re banned, just make a new account and you’re fine~”

“I’ll start crying in the corner until you stop.”

“HUH?”

“That’s a real problem.”

“Stop teasing her!”

“Crying is indeed serious.”

“Women’s ultimate weapon 😂”

“The Legend should be cute.”

“If anyone makes the host cry, I, Park Woo-hyuk, from Jangseonggun, Seosammyeon, Jangsan-ri, will not forgive it.”

“The Legend is a kid! You need to protect her!”

“WAHH”

“Please stop crying, Sol! 😭”

Fretting and arguing with the audience isn’t productive.

“Neurosis upon neurosis will ensue. 😂”

Giving in slightly ensures an easier control of the room’s atmosphere.

[A user has donated 1,000 won.]

“Absolutely do not remember the broadcast where Sol drunkenly cried that she had no friends.”

[Absolutely don’t remember]

[Really lol]

[That never happened, facts are false.]

[It’s okay to have no friends! There’s always ‘friends’ though!]

[But those ‘friends’ don’t have friends either!]

<huh>

Not happening.

Mildly speaking, I’m avoiding a mental breakdown.

These guys remind me of kindergartners; sometimes the teacher needs to step in and declare, “Playtime is over.”

“Let’s start Teamfight Arena now.”

I usually conduct the game with no trace of humor.

Because losing due to carelessness is intolerable.

As a result, my rank win rate is maintained at 90%.

My ranking, currently 97th, is approaching the top.

Victory, prepare and wait patiently.

[Will King take it? King take it? KING TAKE IT?]

[How will Sol become Queen and call for emergency services?]

[Stop using foul words]

[Is ‘Queen’ possibly an abbreviation for ‘courtesy’?]

[Exactly]

[User ‘ManyFriendsSol’ has donated 1,000 won.]

“But aren’t Infinity Games supposed to be collaborating with you? Why haven’t we heard anything?”

[True, being the first female Challenger, isn’t something big on its way?]

[Hehehehhe]

[Don’t fall for it! That’s a spy from Magical Fight!]

[Is Magical Fight development team even alive?]

[Will there be partner streaming?]

“Ah, about that… hmm. It’s in talks, I’m not sure yet.”

Nowadays, online contract signings are quite common.

A few agreements have been made this way.

But Infinity Games insists on offline meetings. They even say that no one else can come instead of me, I need to be there in person.

It does sound quite old-fashioned, but it’s also understandable to not want to work with someone whose face you’ve never seen.

Can my face model be used as a jellyfish?

‘Worst face-hunting bastards!’

Why do they insist on meeting me personally, I wonder? Is it out of curiosity, or…?

But jokingly.

Surely not for that reason.

‘Then the agreement will fail.’

I don’t need to contract with Infinity Games.

Even if they are the world’s leading game company.

Even if they’re pioneers in the global e-sports culture.

Even if their approach of amalgamating the best aspects of various games into their new releases is the current development trend, I still can’t forgive those who strangled the life out of Magical Fights!

But joking aside.

Magical Fight isn’t a game that’s enjoyable only for those who are good at it, I fully understand that now.

I also understand how smart the Teamfight Arena system is by forcing win rates to converge to 50%, and how cunningly you can always blame your teammates for a loss.

I’ve also noticed how many people, despite the clear Tier system, argue that they’re low-tier because of poor team luck and aren’t fairly evaluated.

But Magical Fights is incredibly fun and, once you get used to it, delivers a depth unmatched by any other!

—Joking again. No regrets of any kind. Yes.

“I want to play Magical Fight!”

[LOL]

[Your true feelings often come out]

[If you want it so much, just do it]

[Who’s stopping you? (Genuinely confused)]

“How can you play tennis alone? You need someone at your level.”

[Magical Fight is 5v5 tennis]

[Ah, but 5v5 is basketball, not tennis]

[Tennis skirt-ed Sol… hmm… that works…]

[Yeah, sea urchin]

[Translation: Victory appears!]

[Apparently Victory got NTR’d by Teama]

[Oh nooo]

[BlondeTanningArena wow]

[How much does Victory mean to you? Last time during Magical Fight, you suddenly brought up Victory out of nowhere, daydreaming about them, and you’re thinking about Victory again]

‘Not daydreaming…’

That was definitely Victory!

I refrained from revealing it!

Even just reviewing the subsequent chat history makes it clear that it was Victory!

[So are they dating?]

[Tough marriage show]

[Not a marriage show, a true marriage]

[Huh!?]

[Their fandom is very scary…]

[What happens if a truck hits the company?]

[Haha]

[Manager crying]

[What would you write on the truck? ‘We accuse the sly fox who seduced our innocent Victory’?]

[New title ‘FixerFox’ Stop adding nicknames lol]

[A user ‘SharpFact’ has donated 1,000 won.]

“However much marriage show fans try to push it, these two have never met in real life.”

<huh>

[Seems like this person is upset?]

[Why don’t you laugh, don’t create awkward tension]

[Does Victor on Victory’s side have any interest in Sol?]

[Really lol]

[Is this person really upset?]

[Why upset? (Genuinely confused)]

“Come on, what are men and women, magnetic poles N and S? Why do you stick people together at every turn? Aren’t you tired of it?”

[Hmm, quite a scientific metaphor]

[Intellectual Sol DD (High school graduate)]

[You can’t stick N poles together]

[Female x Female, Male x Male, much better?]

[LGBTQ+…]

[If Venus and Sol exist, which one would be Top?]

[There’s no such thing between women]

[Whoever loves more will lose, so Sol is predestined to lose]

[Polar bears keep losing their habitats today]

“Why are polar bears losing their habitats? Suddenly?”

I know about global warming, but why write it here in my chat?

Out of nowhere.

Is Earth a giant magnet with N and S poles or something?

<huh>

[Sometimes ignorance is bliss]

[Never search for polar bears]

[By the time all the glaciers in the Arctic melt…]

[Global warming is truly terrifying]

The internet is great these days.

You can find everything you’re curious about.

Including these internet memes.

Look up the meaning of ‘polar bear jokes’…

“No way, these bastards?”

The original poster.

Execution.

The accomplices who agreed.

120-minute ban.

“Members, reflect upon your misdeeds in jail, Leader, may you have a safe journey.”

[KA! Justice delivered!]

[Purge the OTP fans]

[Today’s Sol broadcast continues peacefully]

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