Chapter 417

Chapter 417. What the heck is this aggro ping-pong?

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Title: Breaking News) Xenobia Empire Civil War Concluded.txt

Author: News Boy

Content: [Picture of Mona Lisa from the Magellan Clan making a declaration in the global chat room.jpg], [Picture of Mona Lisa interviewing with News Boy’s clan.jpg]

Fresh news just in!

The battle between the Northern Alliance and the Southern Coalition within the Xenobia Empire has finally ended with the victory of the Northern Alliance.

Detailed updates will be reported as they come, but according to Mona Lisa, the Clan Leader of the Magellan Clan:

“The Southern Coalition was incompetent, and we were competent, so we won. Yep.”

And Humanity, fed up with the Southern Coalition’s incompetence, has now decided to join hands with them.

The top-tier users of the Southern Coalition have all escaped.

Raksha and all former members of the Latun Water Clan have also escaped, and their current whereabouts are unknown.

Comments:

-[Heeeeh]

-[What? The Southern Coalition collapsed?]

-[Weren’t they just fighting each other in skirmishes a week ago?]

-[I heard their supply lines got cut, so the frontline users got pushed back]

-[Raksha is becoming more and more like a supernatural survivalist]

-[It’s amazing how they managed to hold out despite all that fighting]

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“Heeeng.”

“What’s got you so interested that you’re looking at it with such an intrigued expression?”

“Oh, Jessica? Actually, this time…”

Chatter chatter.

When I shared the story about the internal affairs of the Xenobia Empire that I was reading, our Jessica said:

“It’s hard not to find this interesting.”

“Right?”

Realizing why I was so engrossed in this wiki-like investigation, she nodded repeatedly with a positive reaction.

But at the same time, as she grasped the situation, she tilted her head in confusion.

“But this seems a bit suspicious. Suddenly, the Northern Alliance forces hijacked Humanity’s supply fleet.”

“Hmm…”

“It’s just my personal opinion, but I think there’s a high chance Humanity pulled some strings behind the scenes.”

“…Listening to you, that makes a lot of sense.”

Hearing Jessica’s words, I couldn’t help but feel that she had a point.

Moreover, as if to prove that we weren’t the only ones thinking this, users all over the gallery started popping up with questions about this incident.

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Title: This Civil War Conclusion is Super Suspicious

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [Image of a toad wearing a detective hat and sunglasses with a question mark]

They claim that the Magellan Clan found out about the Southern Coalition’s supply routes and ambushed them, but realistically, the Southern Coalition wouldn’t have managed something as vital as their lifeline so carelessly.

Isn’t this Humanity trying to ditch the Southern Coalition on purpose?

Comments:

-[Oh]

-[Hmm, maybe;;;]

-[Do they even have a reason to go that far?]

-[Raksha and the Southern Coalition were doing better than expected, so maybe they chose the Northern Alliance, which they could control] (Author)

-[Isn’t that a bit too far-fetched? Even if the Southern Coalition was doing well, it’s still the same old story]

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Title: But Even So, the Magellan Clan Getting Along with Humanity is Suspicious

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [Picture of ‘Mona Lisa’ from the Magellan Clan signing a friendly treaty with Humanity during News Boy’s interview.jpg]

So, the guys who couldn’t push back the Southern Coalition because of Humanity’s support are now buddy-buddy with Humanity?

This seems a bit fishy, don’t you think?

Comments:

-[What kind of nonsense is this?]

-[Weren’t the Magellan Clan and the Northern Alliance also receiving support from Humanity?]

-[LOLOLOLOLOL]

-[But still, that seems a bit;;;]

-[From the Magellan Clan’s perspective, they need to stay on good terms with Humanity. If they wanted, they could counterattack the Magellan Clan, right?]

-[Humanity is too busy dealing with the Earth Federation to make a move] (Author)

-[Even so, it’s only a month at most. By then, the users’ strength would be fully restored]

-[Is it even possible for the Magellan Clan, who hasn’t even secured their faction, to do that?]

-[This guy’s got a point. Plus, Justice already controls a third of the Xenobia Empire’s territory]

-[Even combined, they only have two-thirds of the territory and half the user count. It’s better to just lay low than to act tough]

-[Ah, that makes sense] (Author)

As all sorts of conspiracy theories are exploding everywhere, I see another hilarious moment unfolding.

Honestly, thinking it’s a complete mess, I couldn’t help but nod in agreement.

At least, regarding those conspiracy theories (?), the users are managing to balance tension and relaxation in a healthy and harmonious way.

Frankly speaking, whether it’s a conspiracy theory or whatever, as long as it’s a ‘healthy’ topic, it’s all good.

From the perspective of someone like me, who’s a moderator, it’s a very desirable situation.

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**Title:** Let’s not bring up weird conspiracy theories or anything like that

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [Kraken fan art doujinshi.jpg]

Let’s reclaim the light with our ancient advanced civilization, ㅇㅇ

**Comments:**

– [Moderatorrrrrr!!!!]

– [Moderatorrrrrr!!!!!!]

– [No, you damn kids]

– [LOLOLOLOL]

– [I can’t be the only one seeing this, upvote LOL]

– [You damn brat]

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**Title:** Don’t fight, let’s C’ex

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [Thought it was a regular NSFW pic, but halfway through loading, it turned into a GIF of two Kraken-Class ships using Jörmungandr-Class as dual cannons.gif]

Brought something super spicy here.

**Comments:**

– [You damn lunatic]

– [What’s even the problem here?]

– [Bring the original, or I’ll burn this gallery down]

– [<High-quality link of Jörmungandr dual-cannon Kraken image>] (Author)

– [Here’s the original you wanted] (Author)

– [Thank you…]

– [You damn brat]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

– [Top comment, LOLOLOLOLOL]

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“Ah, these damn perverts.”

At least compared to those weird perverts, conspiracy theorists are definitely 5 times better in terms of visuals.

And there’s no way I’m just going to let that kind of nonsense slide.

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<Current block duration: 15 days>

<Block features: Gallery, Marketplace, Group Chat>

<(Y)/N>

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I decided to activate my block-beam and block-saber once again, dancing through the entire gallery.

Even though many users screamed and tried to ‘persuade’ me before getting their chats blocked.

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**Title:** Please don’t do this

**Author:** Icarus

**Content:** [Dozens of users sending me ‘101 Reasons Why Kraken and Futa Kraken Are Hot.zip’ via private chat.jpg]

Please

**Comments:**

– [The speaker’s desperate emotions are painfully felt, 10/10 rating]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

– [What kind of sin do you have to commit to become a moderator?]

– [As a reward for being a top ranker?]

– [Paying the price even though it wasn’t intentional, tsk tsk]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

– [This is why moderators don’t do their jobs]

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Unfortunately, their desperate attempts backfired massively.

And in the process, my vision was also terrorized in real-time.

In this sad and sorrowful situation, I could only shed tears.

But not long after I started living this peaceful, pastoral(?) life…

I experienced something horrifying and absurd: a Dreadnought that had just been built a month ago was sunk…