Chapter 343

Chapter 343. About the Commander’s Body (2)

Of course, the whole “meat shield” using the user’s body has sunk, but…

This time, following that “stream of consciousness,” a new twist on that old topic popped up in the gallery.

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**Title:** Since we’re talking about the user’s body…

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [A video of a user being grabbed and tossed around by superhumans.swf]

Honestly, our Commander’s body is just weak in terms of strength, not durability, right?

So if we train hard enough, could we actually overpower an SSS-Class Superhuman and, you know, *take them down*?

And wouldn’t that make it legal to, uh, *admire* them?

**Comments:**

– [What?]

– [Wh-wha-wha-wha-what?]

– [????]

– [What the heck?]

– [Legal admiration, huh?]

—

“?”

Suddenly, there’s talk about how if the Commander trains hard enough, they could overpower superhumans with sheer strength.

And then, other users started focusing on the “overpower superhumans” part.

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**Title:** If a user trains like crazy, could they solo a battleship?

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [A superhuman delivering a rush attack.jpg]

You know those superhumans specialized in close combat? The ones who punch through battleship armor?

If we train like crazy, couldn’t we do that too?

I mean, superhumans can be overwhelmed by firepower, but we just end up really hurt, right?

If we endure some *extreme* training and gain overwhelming strength, couldn’t we just destroy everything?

**Comments:**

– [Huh?]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL agreed]

– [Wow, we’ve got people who should be in martial arts tournaments in this strategy game world.]

– [Since when did we get isekai’d into *Dragon Ball*?]

– [This is some *Saiyan* stuff;;;]

– [Dude just wants to be a battle race.]

—

Suddenly, the gallery was buzzing with the bizarre idea that “if we use the system’s power, we might not lose any more superhumans…”

And Jessica, who was reading these posts with me, said:

“This doesn’t sound like a bad idea. If done right, the Commander might even become a muscular giant, you know?”

“Me?”

“Yeah, if you train hard enough, you might be able to lift us all with just your raw strength.”

“…Oh.”

As she said this, she opened Paint on the computer and started clumsily drawing a full-nelson pose, her ears perking up.

I grabbed both ears of this horny rabbit and pulled them up and down, suppressing her while firmly stating that such a thing was impossible.

“Not a chance, that’s impossible.”

“Eeeehhhh.”

And with that, I showed Jessica the next gallery post.

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**Title:** Trying to train the user’s body to superhuman levels?

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [A toad pointing and laughing]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Do you even know what it means for the user’s body to be protected by the system?

It means you’ll never get stronger beyond a certain point, LOLOLOLOL.

Sure, if you work out, you’ll go from a regular person to a gym-going regular person.

But that’s the limit.

No matter how hard you try, your muscles won’t *tear*, so there’s no recovery and strengthening from that.

And even though our bodies look different, our strength is only slightly better than our real-world bodies.

Do you really think you could go 1 vs. hundreds, even as a D-rank?

It’s impossible, so wake up from your dream and just strap on some exoskeletons if you want to fight.

Or just be naturally strong from the start.

**Comments:**

– [Damn.]

– [Why do you know so much about this?]

– [Hmm…?]

– [Maybe you tried to fight superhumans and failed? (Author)]

– [Dude, you’re talking like some macho man.]

—

“Ta-da.”

“Ah…”

It became clear that my body could never do something like a full nelson—something you’d see in extreme Western adult videos—on superhumans.

Jessica’s ears drooped instantly, clearly disappointed.

I patted her on the shoulder and said:

“You know, the more you expect, the more you get disappointed.”

“Ughhhh.”

I shook my head, telling her to face reality—what’s impossible is impossible.

And while I was doing that, the gallery was already buzzing with a new topic, thanks to the users’ stream of consciousness…

The problem was, this new topic was kinda gross…

Title: Even if I can’t become stronger than a superhuman, I can still ram into the Kraken, right?

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [Kraken fan art.jpg]

Ugh, I’m gonna cum inside the Kraken-chan.

Comments:

– [What the hell, why?]

– [Can’t keep this to myself]

– [This damn bastard]

– [Oh, that’s kinda hot]

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Title: Even if physical modification can’t make the user stronger, you can still adjust the size, right?

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [Image of someone trying to insert their junk into the Kraken.jpg]

And no matter how big it is, it turns out the user can move it freely, right?

So, wouldn’t it just be easier to attach a giant dick to a ship and ram it?

As for where to get something that big, figure it out yourself, lol.

Comments:

– [WANZAAAAAAAAA!!!]

– [Why the hell did you post this without even a mosaic?]

– [Why are these ship-ramming bastards going wild again?]

– [How does the flow of consciousness go from “let’s use the user as a meat shield” to “let’s ram the user into a ship”?]

– [Switching offense and defense is a common story, you know.]

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“Ah, these crazy bastards.”

Ever since I started going wild after eating the Kraken, these so-called “ship-rammers” have inexplicably started multiplying.

Judging by the comments, it’s really hard for me to understand why the topic shifted from “let’s use the user as a meat shield!” to “let’s ram the user into a ship!”

But then again, understanding this kind of thing just pollutes your brain.

I let out a dry laugh and was about to delete the posts and ban the users for 15 days.

But just at that moment.

“Icarus, I have come to you!”

“It feels like it’s been a while, Commander Icarus.”

“Ah, um.”

The door to the command center opened, and Princess Luka and Oxianor, who had been staying in the Nest of Life, appeared together.

I stopped managing the gallery and greeted their arrival with welcoming words.

Seeing me like this, Princess Luka looked at me with a suspicious expression and continued the conversation.

“By the way, Icarus, what were you laughing at just now?”

“Ah, that?”

Given the topic of the conversation, I hesitated for a moment to gather my thoughts.

But even though Princess Luka looks like a child, her life experience is probably greater than mine.

So I decided to just explain the situation “appropriately.”

Of course, while explaining the situation as it was, i.e., “other commanders want to eat the Kraken!”…

I started to worry that Princess Luka might feel disgusted by the users from the existing Monster Force.

But after hearing my words, Princess Luka just made a nonchalant expression, as if to say “here we go again.”

And then, as if finding it ridiculous, she shook her head and opened her mouth again…

“Those people always try to use us to satisfy their desires, no matter where or when. It seems like what you saw were those kinds of people.”

“They seem like people you already know.”

“But it’s really ridiculous, isn’t it? Other ships might be different, but both of your Krakens are male, right?”

“…What?”

After hearing such a shocking (?) fact, I decided to immediately inform the gallery about it after Princess Luka and Oxianor finished their conversation and left.

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Title: Breaking News) Both of my Krakens have been revealed to be male

Author: Icarus

Content: [Recording of conversation with ‘Monster Ambassador’.mp3]

It’s real.

Comments:

– [???]

– [Wh-what?]

– [All the Kraken rammers are gay now]

– [Don’t lie, that sexy, fertile-looking ass can’t be male]

– [Gay gay gay]

– [Have a beautiful love life^^]

– [Ah, damn it]

– [Gay gay gay gay]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

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And because of my revelation, the Kraken rammers in the gallery suddenly became known as guys who only ram into other guys.

But since they had already lost their dignity as humans by trying to ram into the Kraken in the first place, I didn’t feel particularly sorry for them.