Chapter 100

– Head of the Gallery*) Hmm, I guess I have some faults to own up to.

– Head of the Gallery*) I can treat you again. Would you like to give it a try?

“Hehe, success!”

Inside a wooden house in Elard.

Elder elf Emily smiled as she peeked out from under the covers at the gallery.

She had successfully pretended to be human and received a dental treatment potion from Head of the Gallery!

“Head of the Gallery would never guess that I’m an elf, right?”

Even though Head of the Gallery sprinkled toothpaste, it was pointless for the already broken teeth of Gallums.

– Ah, haha, why didn’t you just do this earlier?

– When you offered sweets, why wait until now?

– Did Head of the Gallery lose all sense?

Anger directed towards Head of the Gallery was everywhere.

– Not an elf) For real, haha, it’s true.

Emily slyly joined the group of disruptors.

Why?

[‘Dental Treatment Potion’ has been delivered!]

To immediately receive the treatment potion.

“This potion can heal my teeth…”

Emily slowly emerged from her blanket and faced the mirror, opening her mouth.

There, between her neatly aligned teeth, two front teeth were broken unsightly.

They had broken during the battle when she participated in the Elard invasion.

“I bravely fought the monsters, but… snif.”

The truth was that she had tripped over a tree root while leading from the back, breaking her front teeth.

Asking for help with this would have clearly yielded no support.

Given the current atmosphere of the gallery?

In this age, becoming an elf meant being subjected to hate speech like “hateful elf” and “elf cheater”!

Clearly, Head of the Gallery had some responsibility in this.

“Hmph, I’ll forgive you just this once. Since you admit your mistake and brought the treatment potion…”

[Dental Treatment Potion]

Swallow the broken tooth pieces along with the potion.

How ashamed had she felt when the young elves ridiculed her for not even wearing a crown after breaking her teeth?

That shame was finally over.

With perked ears, Emily followed the instructions and swallowed the treatment potion along with her broken front teeth…!

“Hmm, it tastes like grape juice?”

Surprisingly, it had a sweet flavor.

And soon after, a different sensation followed.

It was as if…

“Cough. No? Hek, hehehehe.”

Her whole body felt like it was being twisted into a pretzel while jumping rope.

Emily flopped to the floor.

She felt the sharp pain gathering in her front teeth as tears welled up in her eyes.

“Help me! It hurts, Elkiyaaah!”

This was a pain that could not be described in words!

At that moment, something entered Emily’s eyes, which were flailing like a fish out of water.

– Head of the Gallery*) Haha, are you coming to?

“Head of the Gallery…!”

It was the wicked scheme of Head of the Gallery.

The floor was the sky, and the sky was the floor.

Unable to withstand the pain, Emily even attempted a handstand, waving her hands wildly.

– Thud

At that moment, the dental treatment potion that Emily hit with her hand fell to the ground.

The label stuck to the bottle was torn, revealing its true name.

[Intermediate Healing Potion]

Boasts double the efficacy of a basic healing potion, including pain.

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[Title: Dental Treatment Potion Review.jpg]

Pain as sharp as a knife vs. Living without feeling anything

– Haha, is that so?

– I just broke my tooth right now, haha… ah…

[Title: Tried the Dental Treatment Potion]

(Clean teeth meme)

It restored my teeth to even better than before.

It’s impressive.

Kind of scary.

– What does that even mean?

– I tried it too, and I gained love I never had.

– What’s that supposed to mean?

– Does that mean you successfully confessed after your teeth grew back?

– Oh, that’s great, congrats!

– (Meme of wisdom tooth growing back)

– The wisdom teeth grew back, damn it!

– Sigh.

The dental treatment potion reads like an Intermediate Healing Potion.

The basic healing potion can heal cuts and has excellent muscle regeneration effects.

However, its ability to restore bones was weak, but with the intermediate version, it could restore that too.

Morone: Hehe, hehe, hehe.

– Head of the Gallery*: Take it easy and take a break.

Morone: Oh my! Head of the Gallery spoke to me… I must repay this kindness…

– Head of the Gallery*: Please.

Morone: I love you, Head of the Gallery… my star… respect!!!

Thanks to the developer Morone, who was rescued by me, she has been immersed in research without rest.

Thus, I seemed to have half-lost my mind.

But isn’t that okay?

“Well, there are minor side effects.”

Since it’s still the initial version, there are some slight side effects.

Like swallowing a tooth, only for it to regenerate an unwanted wisdom tooth.

Yet, surprisingly, many Gallums used the dental treatment potion.

– Marketplace food… can’t live without it…

– If you endure the pain just once, you can eat marketplace food…

– I’m more scared of not tasting the food Head of the Gallery sprinkles than dying!

There was a lack of games or enjoyable activities here.

In the midst of that, the modern food I sprinkle was their only solace.

It’s no wonder the marketplace food sells out in seconds.

Moreover, the gruesome pain surprisingly left a good culture in the gallery.

– Can’t we skip brushing? It’s a hassle.

– For real, real men don’t brush.

– (Meme of applying the dental treatment potion)

– But I’m not a real man.

– I’m gonna brush a lot without brushing.

Thus, the importance of brushing teeth spread due to the fear of treatment.

However, no matter the outcome, there will always be those who have complaints.

– Head of the Gallery, are you serious about addressing dental issues? The world is on the brink of destruction right now.

– ?

– What is this person talking about?

– (Hateful rabbitfolk meme)

– But the above comment isn’t wrong, for sure.

– It’s a fact) It’s a fact.

– The issues of other races should be prioritized, but Head of the Gallery is completely oblivious, for real!

– Are these guys collectively insane?

– What’s going on suddenly? Did they hold a meeting of disruptors?

Certain comments supporting this opinion began to rapidly accumulate.

“Hmm.”

I scrutinized those comments closely.

And I left a reply.

– Head of the Gallery*) World Tree is a little brat, huh?

– .

– ..

But there was no response.

I dug through my saved memes to leave another reply.

– Head of the Gallery*) (Meme of spraying pesticides on a fairy)

– Head of the Gallery*) (Meme of World Tree slapping an elf with a branch)

– Head of the Gallery*) (Meme of the World Tree, which started to open in the Dark Elf city, Rumelin)

These were the meme edicts 1, 2, 3.

In the end, the elves pretending to be humans couldn’t withstand the memes and poured out.

– Damn it, Head of the Gallery’s a bad guy!

– Seriously, how can you share these memes?!

– (Meme of crying elf)

– For real haha, they were all elves?

– Wow, haha, it’s so creepy.

“Elf? Arrest.”

Turns out they were elves pretending to be humans.

Moreover, it wasn’t just one or two of them; it was a large-scale disruption they had planned together.

Before banning them, I decided to hear their explanation.

– Head of the Gallery*) Why did you do this disruption?

– Head of the Gallery*) Speak honestly!

– For real haha.

– Sigh, it’s typical of elves.

– Their only merit is being into adult content…

In the end, the elves’ identity was revealed, and they received countless criticisms.

– Please help us!!!

– There’s something strange going on in Elard!!!

– (Meme of mist in Elard)

“Hmm?”

An elf posted a meme from Elard.

In it, there was a vast empty World Tree with violet mist spreading out.

*

Elard was a forest filled with mana.

It was the only sanctuary where rifts couldn’t properly spread, and where the World Tree resided.

It was essentially a living shield.

No, it used to be.

– World Tree, please come back! T_T

– If this continues, all the elves will die!

– Seriously, if World Tree doesn’t come, Elard is doomed!!

– 137.7.32) (Do I care? haha World Tree meme)

The World Tree, fed up with elves, was heading towards the Dark Elves.

Now only the empty World Tree stood lonely in Elard.

Naturally, the mana of the World Tree had dissipated as well, making it weak to all sorts of monsters’ invasions.

Full-Peel Elf: There’s a rift appearing inside the World Tree, and that’s somewhat troublesome.

(Meme of mist flowing from the top of the World Tree)

The dreaded rift had breached the insides of the now empty World Tree.

The issue was the purple mist constantly flowing from that rift.

“Well, can’t we just go closer to check it out?”

It had been the case before when something was flowing out of the rift in Fron.

However, unlike the many rifts in Fron, there was only this one problematic rift in Elard, located at the World Tree.

I wondered if it would be fine to scout ahead and gather information, but the problem was the mist’s effect.

Full-Peel Elf: (Meme of elves sleeping face down)

It seems to be a sleeping mist.

Those who inhale the mist quickly fall into a deep sleep.

Although it seemed possible to withstand it with some mana, it wouldn’t last long.

Full-Peel Elf: The longest an elf could hold out was 3 minutes.

They quickly ran out of mana and couldn’t resist the sleep at all.

“Why?”

Is the mist from the rift that potent? But that wasn’t it.

Full-Peel Elf: That’s because when the World Tree left, the elves got weaker too.

Typically, magicians drew mana from the atmosphere to utilize as their own.

However, elves did not do that.

– Why not with the World Tree around? haha

– We never had to practice that! Haha!

Because they could just rely on the mana from the World Tree.

The issue was that they had become lazy without the need for training.

In the end, to scout beyond the mist, you’d need a massive amount of mana…

– Head of the Gallery*: Do we really need mana?

Full-Peel Elf: What do you mean?

“Wait, couldn’t we just have absolutely no mana?”

If you had no mana to absorb, then that would work, right?

[Camera Drone] – 105p

I bought a drone from the shop.