Chapter 75

Posted by Kuze, ? Views, Released on February 22, 2025

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[Announcement: Actually, I’m a girl…]

Author: Head of the Gallery*

(Witch-hunt meeting meme)

(A frog raising a stop sign with an angry expression)

Sorry, I attracted attention just to show you this..

Is the awareness level of medieval humans for real?

It’s truly a trial of world-class idiots..

How can they hold a witch trial right after things have gotten a bit better?

Are those pathetic humans really the same? True humans are a legend…

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– Damn, I got hooked.

– Jukkiyaa~ Jukkirokee!

– Admit it now that you’re a beautiful girl even if it’s late.

No, you have to admit it quickly!

No, seriously, if you don’t admit it now, you’re doomed!!

– Myoran) lol

No, but you’re just showing off because you saw my face.

No, I really want to grab your ears and lift you up.

No, Myoran) (a meme of a shotgun stored in the village)

I almost said that lol

No, such bad words, no no.

Just before the witch trial was about to begin, I quickly wrote up a post.

But it seemed like I couldn’t stop the execution with a regular post, so I stirred up some trouble.

As a result, the comments section erupted.

– Head of the Gallery*) Alright, everyone calm down.

– Damn, you’re telling us to calm down.

– My left hand’s name is Calm. My calm wants to meet your face.

– (Elf stop sign)

– Head of the Gallery*) (Screenshot of permanent ban screen)

– Head of the Gallery*) Calm down, I said.

– I’m sorry.

– If you’re going to ban me from the Gallery, just kill me please.

But soon, with my excellent eloquence, I managed to calm down the Gallems.

There were three people tied to a pillar for witch hunting.

Seeing how the people were thrusting torches at them, it was clear that if I had been any later, they would have been dead.

As I temporarily halted the trial, someone stepped up in protest.

– Albert/Cardinal/Sincerity: How dare you! Head of the Gallery, are you trying to interfere with a religious trial?

This was indeed a Gallem with a legendary nickname.

It seemed they were a part of the clergy overseeing the trial.

– Head of the Gallery*) Those people are witches?

– Albert/Cardinal/Sincerity: Obviously! They’ve used the power of demons, so it’s only right they be punished!

“Wow, that’s some nonsensical drivel you’re spouting.”

Of course, I didn’t agree with those words.

I couldn’t help but frown.

Are you seriously trying to burn a person alive because of such delusions?

“Get out.”

Just as I was about to press for their permanent ban without asking any questions…

“Huh?”

At that moment, I noticed Penny who was eating a cream cake instead of breakfast.

Now that I think about it, isn’t Penny a demon too?

“Could there really be witches?”

This world has affectionate Konik elves and an apocalyptic setting…

I momentarily regained my composure.

And calmly asked Albert/Church… whatever his name was.

– Head of the Gallery*) Then there must be innocent victims too, right?

I mean, even in medieval times, you can’t stab without victims.

Of course, in advanced versions, there are times when they just stab first and ask questions later, but it seemed it wasn’t that serious back then.

– Albert/Cardinal/Sincerity: That’s right. This person here is the very victim!

– Alster) Ugh, yes, I’m the victim…

– Alster) (a meme of a peasant struggling to speak)

The Gallem who appeared as the victim, Alster.

However, he looked perfectly fine in the meme.

At least he didn’t seem like a victim who had fallen under demonic power.

– Head of the Gallery*) You’re robust, where’s the injury?

All limbs intact and with a massive build.

Doesn’t really match the image of a victim, looks more like one who inflicts suffering?

Then Alster spoke with a trembling voice, as if recalling that time,

– Alster) I’m just an ordinary villager with a fiancé!

“Wait, what, he was a real victim?”

Alster looked like an ordinary villager.

He had a fiancé and was working normally.

Did I really misjudge this? Just as I thought that, Alster continued, sounding tortured.

– Alster) It was peaceful days. But one day, a witch came to our village.

Then at the moment our eyes met…

Unexplainable desires and whispers drove me to corruption…

Without realizing the witch was casting a spell, I approached her!

When I came to my senses, that wicked woman had taken my body… my body… ugh…

In one night, she took my purity and defiled my once devout heart…

All of it was due to that witch’s wicked spell!

– Head of the Gallery*) ?

“Damn, you’re just saying you committed a crime.”

He was simply an ordinary crazy rapist.

I turned my head away from the real-time broadcasting of the memes.

There, I saw true victims, drenched in tears, watching this unfold while tied up.

It seemed they all had similar reasons for being accused as witches.

“Nothing more to see here.”

Without further contemplation, I opened the system.

And entered Alster’s Gal-log, picking apart his old posts one by one and leaving comments.

– Head of the Gallery*) Alster ← This guy’s past posts.

[Private Post List]

Private / A week ago / There was a girl who moved in recently haha. She’s super pretty so upvote please haha.

Private / 5 days ago / I finally went for it… damn, is my life over?

Private / 3 days ago / haha nah, life is reality~ I’m gonna report the witch immediately~

The Gallem had gone private after the situation escalated.

But there was one fact that the Gallem didn’t know.

“Who do you think you’re trying to cosplay as the victim?”

One, posts submitted to the Gallery are not deleted and remain.

Another one is…

– Head of the Gallery*) You bastard

– Alster) No, it’s private, how do you know?

– Head of the Gallery*) Why do you think I’m Head of the Gallery?

I could see all private posts too.

[Do you want to block this user?]

[Block Duration: Permanent]

I immediately hit the button for a real-time ban.

– (That user has been permanently blocked.)

[You have enacted permanent ban on Disruption!]

[Points awarded: 203]

At the same time, the criminal dissolved, leaving me with only a few points.

– Uh-oh

– What, permanent ban from the gallery?

– Wow, I’m witnessing this live.

– So now, everything I’ve seen is unusable?

– Wow, damn;

– I’d rather die.

The spectators who were watching started to murmur.

Of course, the Cardinal overseeing the trial wasn’t faring too well either.

– Albert/Cardinal/Sincerity: Th-this is slander! That woman is indeed a witch!

“Ha, you still can’t get a grip.”

The functions of the Head of the Gallery are indeed diverse.

One of them is the ability to change other people’s nicknames as I please.

[Would you like to change ‘Albert/Cardinal/Sincerity’ to ‘Albert/Cardinal’?]

– Albert/Cardinal: What’s going on? What are you doing!

Thus, the Cardinal underwent his first normalization.

But that wasn’t the end of it.

– Damn; was it false accusations?

– Then did I support a rapist?

– No matter the event, it’s a bit much to dunk innocent people.

– But what’s false accusation even mean? Why’s there such a commotion?

– You murderer, you bastard!

– Why are you suddenly swearing, you lunatic. I’ve never killed anyone, damn it!

– This is false accusation.

– Ah, I see. I understand right away.

– Hahaha, damn.

– Easy-to-understand explanation, haha.

Right then, numerous eyes were watching.

The people gathered at the scene quickly began to move.

“Well, guess someone’s gotta die, right?”

What kind of world is this medieval one?

A world where people dying is just daily life.

Private retribution was an age-old method for problem-solving used by commoners.

“Wait, hold on!”

The witch trial turned directly into a reverse witch trial.

The Cardinal got removed from the scene due to a nickname change and Alster was soon lost within the warmth of the crowd.

But the fundamental issue remained unresolved.

“No, this was commonplace.”

After realizing that such events were held almost daily until the Great War, I felt a need to intervene.

“If this is merely a religious issue, it may be fine.”

This was a matter of life or death for the Gallems, influencing even me.

As I contemplated how to get involved, I checked the incoming notifications.

[Gallery Doctor Meeting]

– Everyone at the gallery is really crazy.

– Seems like enlightenment is needed.

– Saving lives = people killing each other.

It was the Gallery Doctors, a group derived from the Black Plague that had been paying my salary and acting as my hands and feet.

Perhaps due to the information and brief medical books I had given them?

They appeared to be relatively enlightened.

One of them called out to me.

– Excellent Doc) Head of the Gallery. Do you need our help?

– Excellent Doc) Ignorance can be replaced with violence.

It was the overwhelmingly top-performing Gallem, Excellent Doc.

While checking that chat, one thought suddenly struck me.

*

[Title: Children Created by Mistake]

Author: Excellent Doc

(Showcasing the Gallery Doctor’s muscles via meme)

Everyone, is there a problem again?

We save people.

But sometimes people kill people.

What, uneducated bad kids commit illegal murders?

So, Mr. Head of the Gallery, produce these results.

(Things to keep in mind during witch trials)

1. Hold the witch trial in the Gallery as well.

2. Must have at least one Gallery Doctor observing the witch trial.

3. Erroneous trials or false accusations will turn into reverse witch trials.

Of course, there’s no need to promise.

But you would be replaced with a permanent ban.

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– Haha; of course, I’ll uphold that.

– Everything the Gallery Doctor says is right…

– I’ll definitely follow… haha.

– Who would dare to break that? Haha ^^;

– Excellent Doc) Good response obtained. But complaints.

– Huh?

– Excellent Doc) What kind of result from not using a condom would end with disrecommendation?

– Excellent Doc) I demand immediate appearance. Failure to appear will lead to my fist and kiss!

– I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry!

– It was a genuine mistake. I accidentally clicked disrecommend while trying to upvote. I didn’t mean to offend you, so please spare me!

– Haha, begging for your life.

– Please save me) I’m being serious!

The good resolution was just one.

To resolve it through medieval-style physical force.

And fortunately, I had the card of the Gallery Doctors, the forceful group.

“Huff, did I deal with it?”

I thought the witch hunt had simmered down a bit.

Just when I was about to return to obediently reading the conceptual posts, a new notification chimed in.

“Are these the Gallery Doctors?”

But unexpectedly, the message I received was from one of the victims of the witch trial.

I will become a Potion Master!: Head of the Gallery? Ah, you read it! Thank you so much for saving me! T_T

“Ah, the Gallem who was tied up back then.”

I felt a sense of pride.

After all, I had saved an innocent person.

Head of the Gallery*: Haha, just take care from now on. If you experience any unfairness, let me know.

I will become a Potion Master!: Thank you! Really, thank you!

That was all good.

It was a heartwarming incident where I rescued an unjust victim.

But the problem lay in the next message.

I will become a Potion Master!: (An immediate selfie of a witch dressed in pointed hat and long ears)

I will become a Potion Master!: Actually, I am a witch…

“What?”

No way, was she actually a witch?

For a moment, I was stunned and couldn’t reply.

Whether it mattered or not, the Potion Master continued her chat.

I will become a Potion Master!: Thanks to you, I was able to survive and seek revenge!

I will become a Potion Master!: Really, you’re the benefactor of all witches!! >o<