Chapter 237

Posted by Kuze, ? Views, Released on January 2, 2025

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Chapter 237. Afterparty of the Event. (1)

The user wristbands had just arrived, and while everyone was still fumbling around, our reliable staff—wristband grandmas and grandpas—activated their poop erasers, allowing the gallery to climb back up the stairs of normalcy.

And only after about an hour of the wide-area eraser being activated, I was finally able to check the proper reactions to the event in the gallery.

Of course, there were a lot of stories posted, but let’s just look at a few that caught my eye…

As expected, the first thing that caught my attention was the story about our political officer, or rather, the player named Königs.

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**Title:** The guy who tried to desert during the event got smacked by the political officer

**Author:** ㅇㅇ

**Content:** [Screenshot of another user forcibly towing a cruiser battleship]

A newbie who joined in Round 1 without knowing what was going on started whining and refused to join the team fight after his battleship got destroyed.

So this guy, who was blocking others while repairing his battleship, got pissed and sank the newbie’s ship, heavily damaged a cruiser battleship, and towed it back lolololol.

Then he forced the newbie to charge if he wanted to save the cruiser battleship, and the newbie ended up crying and ramming all his ships into the enemy base.

**Comments:**

– [While everyone else is doing fleet battles, this guy’s running a penal battalion]

– [Be nice to the newbie, geez]

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**Title:** I saw that political officer dude too

**Author:** Vanilla

**Content:** [Königs’ fleet dealing with two users pushing from the rear]

I saw him like twice during the event.

I don’t even know how to describe it.

Dude’s concept is rock solid.

He absolutely refuses to go to the front lines and only stays on the flanks or rear of the team.

And if there’s anyone trying to desert, he’ll either shoot them down, risking team-kill penalties, or capture their ship and force them to attack.

But it’s not just about sticking to his concept—he’s actually really skilled.

As the screenshot shows, he can hold off two players alone with delaying tactics or wreck flanking enemy fleets like a pro.

**Comments:**

– [Lolololololololol]

– [He’s good at E]

– [I played with him once, and he’s kinda scary]

– [For real]

– [If you get matched with him, you can just focus on the front lines]

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“Hmm, he really is good.”

From my perspective, having met him three times, he’s a pretty reliable user.

It’s just that the last time we met, he was on the enemy team, so I had to experience that reliability firsthand.

Anyway, I decided to leave the Königs stories at that and started looking around for other interesting stuff.

And as I looked, I realized there were dozens of bizarre incidents that happened during the event.

For example…

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**Title:** The luckiest event ever, absolute trash game

**Author:** Chupa Chups Euuut

**Content:** [GIF of the game ending with the opponent’s fleet being “annihilated” right at the start]

So lucky.

Thanks to this, our team got a free win.

**Comments:**

– [How did you even do that, you bastard?]

– [No, seriously, how?]

– [Lolololololololol?]

– [Admin, this guy’s using bugs]

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Suddenly, a screenshot of an instant victory at the start of the battle was posted.

Users started reporting it like crazy, saying, “I don’t know what this is, but it’s definitely a bug.”

But that didn’t last long, as the OP soon posted an explanation revealing the truth.

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**Title:** It’s not a bug, you idiots

**Author:** Chupa Chups Euuut

**Content:** [Image proving the enemy team had “zero” ships], [Image of the enemy team asking in all-chat before the battle started, “How does the game work if we don’t have any ships?”]

There was no one there from the start, you morons!!!

**Comments:**

– [Lolololololololol]

– [How can all 10 players on the enemy team not have any ships?]

– [Luckiest trash ever]

– [This is why you should think for a month before commenting]

– [By then, new posts would’ve already piled up]

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Suddenly, users who had become forest friends were in disbelief, leading to a hilarious counter-attack.

Won’t it wake up?

Besides that, there were quite a few certifications that made me chuckle one after another.

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Title: Clan Civil War LOLOLOLOL

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A screenshot showing that all 20 participants in the battle belong to the same ‘Nekomata’ clan.jpg]

Even though we are the clan leader and clan executives, they are just the sub-leader and regular members.

The sub-leader is joking about starting a rebellion.

Comments:

– [If you’re going to do it, use the cooler word “revolution” instead of “rebellion.”]

– [If it fails, it’s treason; if it succeeds, it’s a revolution, right?]

– [LOLOLOLOL]

– [Revolution angle? Revolution angle? Revolution angle?]

– [Ma révolution, I guess]

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Title: Combined Tactics WTF?

Author: Matryoshka

Content: [An image showing a patrol ship inside the hangar of a large aircraft carrier, which is inside the hangar of a cruiser, and inside the bridge of the patrol ship is a pregnant Argonian maid.jpg]

How about that?

Due to a mistake in ship handling, the patrol ship crashed into our cruiser, and the impact caused the cruiser to crash into our aircraft carrier.

Comments:

– [?????]

– [You did it with another user.]

– [Aircraft carrier inside a cruiser inside a patrol ship inside an Argonian maid inside an egg.]

– [Living up to the nickname level;;;]

– [Wait, what is that, a lewd Argonian maid?]

– [Did you do it with the Argonian maid again? You pervert.]

– [No, it’s an unfertilized egg because it’s ovulation day.] (Author)

– [The content is crazy, but the comments are even crazier.]

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Title: Ugh… My ship got eaten by the enemy…

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A screenshot of a ship with its engine section destroyed by a monster-type ship.jpg], [An image of monster ships inserting tentacles into the engine and various other entrances], [An illustration of chopping an axe into the leg of a giant octopus at 20,000 leagues under the sea.jpg]

Hmm…

Tentacle stuff seems a bit early.

Comments:

– [You lost your mind during the 10-event roll.]

– [Oh, that’s kinda hot.]

– [?] (Author)

– [LOLOLOLOL]

– [Author, you’re gay, why are you surprised?]

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Is it because the battles are completely random?

Out of nowhere, there are screenshots of clan members fighting each other.

After saying that our ship crashed into an ally, the comments focus on the unfertilized Argonian maid in the corner of the screenshot.

In the end, there’s even a post about being toyed with by monster force ships, feeling some deep post-nut clarity.

In many ways, it seems like people are slightly losing their minds, throwing trashy information into others’ brains.

Now that the event is over, I’m forcibly made to realize it, and it feels weird.

So, I decided to just skim through this and use the resources I’ve gathered during the event to start building something new.

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But as I pressed the construction menu to start building something new, and as the number of things to manage increased, I thought it was time to close the gallery window and focus on my tasks.

But just at that moment.

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– [“Wabarat!”](1,511)

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That sudden post caught my attention.

‘What is that?’

I felt curious and naturally clicked on the post to check its content.

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