Chapter 200

Chapter 200. Events are supposed to be enjoyed equally, right? (1)

By the way, if you add up all the time I spent finding dungeons, organizing exploration teams, and so on, it took about 3 or 4 days.

For users who weren’t suffering like me, it felt like they had been waiting forever for this event to start.

The gallery was buzzing with all kinds of heated reactions about this event.

No, it wasn’t just heated—it was something else entirely.

It felt like the answer to the question, “What happens when you give rabbits and veterans enough time to prepare for an event?”

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Title: Ugh, this game is so boring, there’s nothing to do

Author: Anonymous

Content: [‘Ancient Base Ruins’ clear message]

The content is so lacking.

Comments:

-[Well, that’s how all dead games are, what do you expect?]

-[It’s only been 2 days, how did you even do that? LOL]

-[Wait, what???]

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Title: Yo, this event is literally all about luck, right?

Author: Dr. Park

Content: [Image of a user cheering in the clan chat after clearing a dungeon, nickname blurred.jpg]

It’s our clan, though.

The dungeon spawned right next to the base, and some got dungeons that matched their playstyle, so they were fully prepared.

It ended way faster than I thought.

It took like 27 or 29 hours or something.

Comments:

-[27 hours? That’s some pro-level stuff;;;]

-[No one’s gonna clear it faster than that, for sure.]

-[Oh, so this guy’s probably gonna be the top scorer for this event, huh?]

-˪[Unless someone clears it even faster, probably yeah.](Author)

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While I was still struggling, users who had already cleared the event started popping up one by one.

“Those crazy rabbits are at it again.”

Of course, aside from those rabbits clearing dungeons at lightning speed, the reviews of the guaranteed gacha tickets were absolutely hilarious.

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Title: Rolling dungeon rewards, did I get SSS-tier?!?!?

Author: Bronze Stingray

Content: [Proof of S-tier Light Cruiser ‘Mara-class Anti-Air Cruiser’ and SS-tier long-range superhuman ‘Nero’]

If you add S-tier and SS-tier together, doesn’t that make SSS-tier?

That’s how I see it, right???

Comments:

-[In just 2 lines, your IQ dropped dramatically.]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[This feels like a troll, should we block them?]

-[LOL]

-[This is some miraculous math right here.]

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Title: Wait, wasn’t SSS-tier supposed to drop?

Author: Burning

Content: [Proof of A-tier Destroyer ‘Isokaze-class Escort Destroyer’ and B-tier mid-range superhuman ‘Anemalath’]

I worked so hard clearing the dungeon and lost 3 cruisers,

and all I get is an A-tier destroyer and a B-tier superhuman?

This is so frustrating, man.

Comments:

-[LOL]

-[Bro, it’s from SSS to D-tier, you know? LOL]

-[This guy didn’t read the manual properly, tsk tsk.]

-[Ah, so satisfying.]

-[Watching this cured my year-long frustration.]

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Title: ???: Is there a festival going on right now?

Author: Anonymous

Content: [All kinds of proof of gacha fails]

Yes, it’s a festival.

If you’re salty, you should’ve pulled better with your skills, duh.

Comments:

-[Hey, is your wrist okay?]

-[Can someone track this guy’s IP?]

-[LMAOOOOO]

-[Bro, karma’s hitting you hard, RIP.]

-[But honestly, watching people rage is kinda fun.]

-˪[True.]

-˪[222222]

-˪[33333333]

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While I was suffering from my own failures, watching others fail was like a joyous festival.

As I chuckled while watching other users’ “failures,” Jessica quietly approached me and spoke up.

“Commander, what’s so funny that you’re enjoying it so much?”

“I’m following the ancient sage’s words: ‘Another’s pain is my happiness.’”

“Oh… So you’re just running your mouth at the end, huh?”

“It sounds like something a villain would say before getting killed.”

“Huh?”

“Moreover, Commander, you haven’t even executed the causality fixation yet, right?”

“···Ah!”

Jessica’s sharp remark made me nod my head, vowing not to chuckle anymore while reading explosion posts.

Of course, no matter how much I say that…

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**Title: Minus Plus Minus Equals Plus**

**Author: Laundry Clip**

**Content: [D-class Patrol Ship ‘Guard’, D-class Superhuman (?) Proof Shot]**

Human dreams never end.

Right?

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**Comments:**

– [Shouldn’t it be multiplied to get a plus?]

– [That’s why it exploded.]

– [What is this gacha! What’s with this grade!]

– [Isn’t the corner of your mouth rising? LOLOLOL]

– [Damn it, Commander! I like you!]

– [Finally, the worst boy has appeared…!]

– [Descendant of the D clan]

– [From now on, your name is Descendant of the D clan]

– [LOLOLOLOL]

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**Title: Event Gallery Owner Appears**

**Author: ㅇㅇ**

**Content: [DD Proof Image Capture]**

LOLOLOL

Getting two D-class in a row is truly legendary.

The probability of that is ridiculously low, LOL.

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**Comments:**

– [Isn’t the probability low for D-class? Why is this happening?]

– [In this game’s gacha, D-class or C-class are slightly better than regular troops, so the probability is lower than you’d think.]

– [To be precise, it’s better to check the wiki tab, but simply put, unlike the game’s early days, users can’t buy in-game currency with real money here, so the probability of C~D-class has been adjusted. (Author)]

– [Huh?]

– [If both are D-class, it’s lucky in a different way.]

– [The boy of joy has arrived.]

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‘Wow.’

In the midst of this, someone alone got double-D and became the gallery owner.

The chaos unfolding made my head shake on its own.

And even in this situation, of course, the non-stop bragging posts from users who pulled SS-class or higher kept flooding the ‘gallery featured posts.’

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**Title: Excuse Me, But I Pulled an SSS-Class in One Try**

**Author: ㅇㅇ**

**Content: [SSS-class Heavy Cruiser Lamia Acquisition Proof Shot]**

Lamia? Heavy Cruiser? Is this good?

I already have an Ares-class Cruiser Battleship, so do I really need a Heavy Cruiser?

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**Comments:**

– [Damn it, flexing forward and backward, you bastard.]

– [Mods!!! Why aren’t you deleting this flexing bastard’s post!!]

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Of course, there weren’t just one or two of these flex posts, but dozens taking over the gallery featured posts.

Thousands of frustrated users flooded the comments, expressing extreme anger at the mods.

Or trying to vent their frustration by attempting to post all sorts of bizarre things like poop cars, hal cars, and other weird stuff…

But that was short-lived.

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**Title: Why We’re Leaving the Flex Posts in the Gallery Featured Posts.**

**Author: Raksha**

**Content: [IP Proof Image of the User Who Posted the Flex Post in the Gallery Featured Posts, IP Mosaic Applied]**

We’re leaving them up to legally deal with them later.

Look forward to it.

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**Comments:**

– [LOLOLOLOLOL]

– [Death Note activated.]

– [Mods are working!]

– [It’s not a gallery featured post, it’s a Death Note.]

– [LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

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Using the community system where users can’t delete their own posts in the ‘gallery featured posts,’ the ranking 2nd and mod warned that they were compiling a legal hit list.

Most users who were about to post aggro or disgusting images immediately calmed down and started praising the mods.