Chapter 134

Page Twenty-Seven Senior Li Jiànlián

“Mmm? Senior, you’re planning to believe us now?”

The next day, on Monday, at noon, Zhao Zhào and I were on our way to the secret base when Senior Li Jiànlián stopped us.

“Should we say believe? It should be more like being at the end of our ropes.”

He appeared in a hurry and hadn’t brought his lunchbox. He was leaning against the railing on the third floor, sighing deeply.

“In fact, this weekend, a few more students who were working part-time were criticized by the school. Don’t you find that strange? Everyone used to work part-time before, but not as frequently as recently…”

“It’s the Inspection Team,” Yan Liúzhuǎn replied. He still had that “you all owe me money” look on his face. He walked up from the second floor, adding to our conversation in a detached tone.

“Hey, Old Yan.” I greeted him and asked, “What’s the Inspection Team? Is there a special department in the student council dedicated to catching students working part-time?”

“No, it’s not organized by our student council.”

He pushed his glasses up and continued, “It’s a team made up of teachers. They search for students working part-time during their free time and even allow anonymous reports.”

After hearing Old Yan’s words, the senior looked even more troubled. He sighed deeply, saying, “Teachers can remember students’ faces. Compared to the student council, the Inspection Team formed by teachers is more troublesome. Unless you find some office jobs, but those part-time jobs are rare.”

“The Inspection Team targets seniors like you. Anyway, getting caught means trouble. It’s better not to work part-time recently.”

Old Yan went upstairs after that, but he gave me a meaningful glance as he passed by.

With his genius brain, he must have guessed what I was planning. Since he didn’t stop me, he probably tacitly agreed.

Old Yan, the “Iron-faced Judge,” has become slightly more human.

The senior clasped his hands together and said, “That’s right, I have no other options left. I can only entrust this to you.”

Do your best, and let fate decide.

When people are at the end of their rope, they seek gods, pray to Buddha, or even worship Satan. The senior is currently in such a state. He is adopting a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” attitude, trying to believe what we say…

No, rather than believing us, he wants to know what we have in store.

Zhao Zhào waved his hand and suddenly slapped the back of my head.

“Leave finding a job to me and Chairman!”

I almost couldn’t hold my balance.

…………

“Not going to the comic café? What are we doing here in a hotel room… Eek! So expensive! 78 yuan for two hours?!”

After school, Zhao Zhào and I took the senior to the hotel in the Balance Commercial District.

After all, it is the Balance Commercial District… The price of a hotel room is indeed outrageous.

“It’s not a café, it’s a teahouse… Calm down, senior. These are necessary investments. Didn’t Zhao Zhào mention earlier? Only women are hired for the Kamehameha part-time job.”

“But how are we supposed to turn someone into a woman…”

A brief knock on the door interrupted the senior. Zhao Zhào and Xiǎo Lěi entered, with the latter winking at me.

“Chairman, I brought Xiǎo Lěi.”

If we want to pull off a convincing act, Xiǎo Lěi is indispensable.

So Zhao Zhào also booked a room next door. I wrote his name on a bookmark in the bathroom here.

As for the girl’s uniform Xiǎo Lěi was wearing, it was naturally taken from Lǐn Huā’s secret base, but her underwear was her own. Zhao Zhào had once smartly placed some clothes there just in case.

In addition, another set of women’s clothing was brought in for the senior. Since we didn’t know the size of the senior after transformation, we chose as loose-fitting and large-sized clothes as possible.

Zhao Zhào took out the clothes from his backpack and laid them on the bed.

“Hmm? This is the person who came to the buffet restaurant?”

The senior had seen Xiǎo Lěi when he worked at the buffet restaurant, so he was somewhat surprised.

“In fact, this girl is the one we mentioned, the messenger of the Beautiful Girl Goddess.”

“That’s right, it’s me.”

Xiǎo Lěi closed her eyes and nodded, crossing her arms in front of her chest, looking very grand.

The senior looked at her with an expression that said, “Are you kidding me?” and asked, “Miss, are you the goddess… the messenger? Are you running some kind of cult?”

“In fact, she is Zhao Zhào’s cousin, but she really is the messenger.”

As a deity (apprentice), shouldn’t I have the authority to appoint a messenger?

“Oh, cousin? Now that you mention it, they do look a bit alike…”

Xiǎo Lěi retorted, “What do you mean by alike?!”

Hair? Both siblings had streaked red hair. The senior did not doubt the claim of being a cousin.

“Wait, your plan to sneak into the workplace, isn’t it to make me dress as a woman?!”

Looking at the women’s clothing on the bed, the senior’s expression was complex, as if he was struggling with his dignity. If I nodded now, would the desperate senior really put on this women’s clothing?

Without dark circles under his eyes, the senior is actually quite handsome, and handsome men are usually good at dressing as women, right? (Not really)

Of course, I wouldn’t do something so devilish.

“Although this is a method, there’s no need to bring in a messenger. We’ve already said that we can transform you into a real girl for the interview.”

I gave Xiǎo Lěi a look, and she raised her arm and began to overact.

“The deity I believe in is happy to save lost lambs, so look forward to it! The deity will bring you a splendid new life and blessings!”

“Is there really a deity in this world?”

Yes, although it’s a bit sick.

“Do you not believe? Once you see the divine signs, you’ll have to believe!”

Xiǎo Lěi pulled out a moon quartz from her side bag and handed it to the senior, then pushed him into the bathroom with the women’s clothing, closing the door behind him.

I warned him from outside, “Remember to unbutton your shirt, just in case.”

“Case for what?” He was completely confused.

Just in case it turns out to be huge, and the buttons might pop off again.

Everything proceeded according to plan. I wrote the senior’s name in the beautiful girl’s notebook with a pencil.

The frosted glass door of the room flashed with a dazzling white light.

“Wow! Is this real? Am I really turning into a girl?”

The senior’s exclamation came from inside the bathroom… No, now she’s a senior girl.

Even though she’s a senior girl, her voice is especially soft and sweet, making it stick in your ears, like a cute neighbor’s younger sister.

This is what is known as a cute voice.

But I don’t know what she looks like.

“If I told you straight, you wouldn’t believe me. Now you know how powerful we are, right?”

“I, I can still change back, right?!”

“Of course, it’s temporary right now.”

“How impressive! Your skin is so smooth, uh, does this feel like a girl’s chest? Ah! It’s getting harder?”

How is she so experienced?

Zhao Zhào heard this and fell to the ground, trying to peek through the gap under the door, but Xiǎo Lěi kicked him hard in the abdomen, causing him to roll around in pain.

Although the notebook has the ability to correct thoughts internally, it doesn’t work immediately. When first transformed, male thinking dominates, and touching breasts is one of men’s instinctive reactions. The senior is no exception.

“Cough, cough, I know you’re curious about girls’ bodies, but you should change clothes quickly. Zhao Zhào arranged an interview for you. We should hurry…”

The door opened, and the newly transformed beautiful girl poked her head out, her face flushed.

Li Jiànlián’s black and white striped hair had turned into long waist-length hair, swaying naturally. The white hair became relatively concentrated, clumping together and showing a clear contrast between black and white, as if intentionally dyed.

She whispered, “How do I look?”

She was asking about her appearance, not her body or clothes.

“Mmm, it’s pretty.”

Xiǎo Lěi severely criticized my straightforward praise.

“Don’t ask Chairman such questions. He says this to everyone, after all, no one can be prettier than himself.”

…

“By the way, there’s no… bra inside the clothes? Did you forget to bring it?”

She fully stepped out from behind the door, but still held one hand across her chest.

The batwing shirt and jeans we brought from the secret base were already the loosest available, but since they were Lǐn Huā’s clothes when he was a boy, the chest area felt tight on the senior girl.

We thought the senior would turn into a new type of steel plate, but surprisingly, she had curves. One hand couldn’t cover everything, revealing a generous hint of cleavage. Judging from the partial view, she was at least on par with Thunder Meow-Meow.

“After all, we didn’t know what the senior… senior girl’s body would be like after transformation. How could we prepare bras in advance? Should we buy one now?”

“Eh, more expenses?”

In terms of frugality, the senior and I are somewhat similar… a common ailment of poor families.

I advised, “You’re interviewing for a job that pays a hundred yuan per hour. This level of initial investment will be recovered after just one day of work.”

Come to think of it, modeling might be more profitable, but encountering someone like Tony Yang isn’t an everyday occurrence.

Understanding my point, the senior girl clenched her teeth and made a decision.

“Got it! Let’s go buy a bra first!”