Chapter 9

Page Eight Super Feminine Phobia

The tube top that Zhào Lěi brought back fit quite well, allowing Orange to finally escape the awkward situation of being without clothes.

Now able to act freely, Orange began to enjoy her new life as a human, observing the world from a fresh perspective.

“Big Brother, what should we do with these tasty cat food? Can I still eat them?”

At this moment, she was kneeling on the ground holding half a bag of cat food, looking up at me with puzzled eyes.

I had three options before me.

A, feed her B, don’t feed her C, please her [Bleep]

What the hell is option C…

I looked at her with a kind smile and said in a gentle voice, “Of course, if you want to eat it, go ahead!”

Ah, here to increase Orange’s好感度, I must fully show my tolerance as a brother—

“You idiot! Why are you feeding her cat food!”

The ponytail girl kicked me in the waist, though I didn’t fly away this time, I still winced in pain.

The short-haired girl in the hoodie didn’t directly attack me, but her frowning expression clearly disapproved of my choice.

“Chairman, humans can indeed eat cat food, but their taste buds are different from cats’. Orange probably won’t find this cat food tasty now.”

After clearing my mind of perverted thoughts, Zhào Lěi seemed to think more clearly. “This is the time to introduce her to human delicacies.”

“Ah~ What a pity, let’s give the rest to our wild friends later.”

“If that’s the case, can Orange still communicate with other cats? A beautiful girl who can talk to cats could become a hot topic. With some packaging, she could debut as an idol, right?”

Recently, there have been many artists on variety shows who claim to have superpowers, psychic abilities, or special powers. Although most of them are fake, as long as they appear on TV, they gain some popularity.

Considering how cute my Orange is, compared to those people pretending to be crazy, she has a high chance of becoming famous.

“I haven’t tried, but I think she can understand.”

“But Orange is still undocumented. Even if she were to become an artist, having a household registration would still be necessary.”

I helped Orange up and Xiǎo Hǎi Táng pulled her back onto the single sofa, using her as a human pillow.

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng really wants to adopt Orange as a sister… Damn it, I was the first one!

“Even for a status, Orange should come live with us. Uncle can’t get her registered, right?”

She said this to Orange, but spoke loudly enough for me to hear! This openly challenges my position as Orange’s brother, but…

Although I want Orange to stay at home, solving Father’s problem is a real issue, so internally, I’ve already conceded.

Sorry Orange, I’m such an incompetent brother, sobbing.

“Don’t you think your parents will ask questions when you suddenly bring a living person home to be your sister?”

“Huh? Just say it outright. Something like ‘Cháng Kǎi’s cat turned into a beautiful fairy,’ considering your family situation, I brought her back.”

“No no no, would anyone believe in cat fairies?”

“As long as she has this tail, they’d believe anything. I used to be a materialist until today… Hmm, this tail feels great~”

I noticed earlier that Orange’s tail was very sensitive.

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng stroked Orange’s tail, but didn’t notice that Orange was blushing and covering her mouth to prevent herself from moaning from pleasure.

This scene between two beautiful girls is somewhat suggestive. If this were a Galgame, there would be a CG here.

Of course, whether it’s a Galgame or not, I won’t let this world turn into an R18 setting.

In my distracted thoughts, Zhào Lěi whispered to me.

“Chairman, I also want to pet Orange’s tail~”

“No, you can’t touch Orange.”

Zhào Lěi knows Orange dislikes her, so she’s trying to get me to help her achieve her goal of petting a cat.

Zhào Lěi is indeed pure and not vulgar, but Zhào Zhào’s memories ultimately belong to her. I need to protect Orange’s purity.

“Fuzzy tail, looks so cool… I can’t resist this…”

“Touch your own head! Don’t forget your true identity… Of course, there is one exception.”

“Exception? How can I pet Orange’s tail?”

“Just stay as a pure and beautiful girl forever.”

“Wait, no thanks.” She rejected instantly.

Seeing how feminine Zhào Lěi has become, I thought she might want to live as a girl, but her consciousness still leans towards Zhào Zhào. It’s a bit disappointing.

No no no, what am I disappointed about? Getting involved with a mountain gorilla’s adult journey is too intense…

All of this was our private conversation. Xiǎo Hǎi Táng, obsessed with Orange’s body, didn’t notice.

Orange kept trying to break free from Xiǎo Hǎi Táng, but Xiǎo Hǎi Táng, known as the strongest legend in the village, had the strength of a vise, making it impossible for Orange to escape.

Zhào Lěi, unable to pet the cat, lay lazily on the single sofa, enviously watching them interact. Facing this scene, she only envied Xiǎo Hǎi Táng for being able to pet the cat…

By the way, Zhào Lěi wasn’t wearing any skirt or pants under her hoodie. How did I know? Her wrapped feet with black stockings were swinging rhythmically, revealing her white underwear occasionally.

This outfit is a bit suggestive. Did she run all the way back from 万O广场? I don’t understand her sense of purity.

“I’m starving, is this delivery guy dead?”

Hearing Xiǎo Hǎi Táng’s complaint, I remembered I ordered two pizzas. The app showed the delivery guy had left, but he was late.

Not just Xiǎo Hǎi Táng, my stomach was growling too. Orange was eyeing her half-bag of cat food.

Zhào Lěi had already eaten at 万O, experiencing the “youthful beauty feeding play,” even though she fed herself.

I felt a little envious, but as the holder of the notebook, I couldn’t transform into a beautiful girl myself. Taking off my glasses could make me look like one, but that would affect my manhood.

Everyone was waiting for the annoying delivery guy.

Creak, the entrance hall door opened…

Oh, my old buddy, is this murderous delivery guy finally here? I swear I’ll kick his ass with my boots! I definitely will!

“Son~ Our door…” Ah!

This slicked-back hair man in a suit is my father, Cháng Wēi.

When Xiǎo Hǎi Táng recognized his voice, she tried to drag Orange under the sofa, but was too slow.

Moreover, Zhào Lěi didn’t react at all. Zhào Zhào doesn’t need to hide from my father, so she wouldn’t instinctively dodge.

As someone with severe feminine phobia, seeing his son playing with three girls at home instantly overloaded his mental state.

Father stood motionless in the corridor between the living room and the entrance hall, like a utility pole. No matter how much I shook him, he didn’t react.

Seeing females made him nervous, even if they were in magazines or on TV.

He panicked and avoided females, and his brain would freeze if a female came within three meters.

For this reason, he went to work before sunrise every day and returned after midnight when there were no pedestrians, spending weekends surfing the internet at home… This is the ultimate form of a corporate drone, although I don’t know what job he does.

It’s rare for him to return home during the day on weekends, so why is he back early today?

The answerer has turned to stone, no one knows what the pangolin said.

Based on past experience, Father’s brain needs about ten minutes to reboot. During this time, I carried him to the bedroom.

Sighing, I closed the door, blaming my runaway mother for everything.

But I don’t understand, being abandoned shouldn’t be so distressing for a grown man.

None of the three girls followed upstairs. When I went downstairs, they sat silently on the sofa watching me.

I looked around and finally focused on Xiǎo Hǎi Táng.

She understood my meaning and nodded.

“So Orange still needs to come back with me.”

“Thank you.”

“Chairman, why are you being polite? Besides, it’s not for you, it’s for Orange. I told you, I’m keeping this sister, not letting you have her.”

Look at how considerate this girl is~ If only she had breasts— “Ouch~”

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng suddenly kicked my leg hard.

“I suddenly feel your leg itchy, let me scratch it for you.”

“This is scratching?”

It hurt! I held my leg and knelt on the ground.

“Big Brother, you’re always in my heart!”

That sentence is wrong, I just got kicked but didn’t die!

“Come, my dear sister, come back with me~ From now on, call me Oniichan~”

“Oni… Oniichan~”

Cats are truly creatures that survive by being cute, this is called adaptation… When she called me Oniichan, she needed an adjustment period.

“Are you leaving? We haven’t eaten the pizza yet.”

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng dragged Orange out of the house. Only then did Zhào Lěi poke her head out of the living room. Why are you, the only one who had lunch, still thinking about pizza?

“Isn’t Zhào Lěi staying? The uncle upstairs gets stiff when he sees girls.”

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng said in a sinister tone.

Though it’s true he gets stiff, can’t you use a less misunderstood phrase? Now it sounds like your father is a pervert.

“Is it that scary? Then I’ll go home too.”

Wait, aren’t you planning to turn back into Zhào Zhào first?

Seeing my confusion, Zhào Lěi gave me a signal… But I didn’t understand.

Xiǎo Hǎi Táng was still watching, taking too long would make her suspicious. I couldn’t ask directly either.

In the end, Zhào Lěi walked away without looking back.