〈 161화 〉 160화 Is this the Brown Cup or what?…
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“Hey, wait a second! F*ck!”
Rick finally realized the real power of magic.
But once the mouth was opened, it couldn’t be closed.
“You will start to recognize even the act of swallowing your saliva.”
“I was wrong!!!”
“You will recognize even the act of breathing in and out.”
“Stop!!!!!!!!”
The effects of the magic were clear.
Those who ignored my advice and didn’t cover their ears began to writhe in pain.
“My eyes just blinked! No way! Stop!”
“I suddenly feel like I have to swallow! This is weird! It feels like my body isn’t mine!”
“Ahhh!!! I feel like I can’t breathe!!! Save me!!!”
The Black Dragon and Spencer were no exceptions.
“This is a curse! It’s worse than the dark wizard we fought in the past!!!”
“Demon bastard!!! Did it have to be like this?!”
Rick began to plead with me amidst this pathetic scene.
“Please! Please stop because I was wrong!”
“Hehehe. That’s impossible.”
I continued to cast my magic.
“What position is your tongue in right now?”
“I don’t know! Don’t ask me!!!”
Rick was shoving his fingers deep into his ears.
I forcibly removed Rick’s fingers and muttered again.
“Is the default position of your pupils correct now? Where was the original default position?”
“I said stop!!!”
“How did you sleep again?”
“Please stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I figured that was enough and stopped the magic when Piece yelled at me.
[F*ck, this is just dark magic!]
‘As long as the effects are clear, that’s enough.’
And I checked on the remaining group who had listened to my advice.
Sure enough, Hyeji, Jeong Ahyeon, and Lilith had their ears tightly blocked, making odd faces at the reactions of those around them.
However.
“Ahhh!!! Husband!!! This is too much!!!”
Elcia, curious in the middle of it, had removed her hands from her ears and was paying the price.
I approached Elcia.
“You crazy girl! Didn’t I tell you to cover your ears!”
“I got curious and peeked a bit and got wrecked!”
“F*cking ridiculous.”
Of course, and naturally, Jeong Siwoo showed no response at all.
It felt like I was looking at a lifeless doll.
It took a bit more time for everyone to calm down.
*
Once everyone broke free from the magic’s effects and the situation settled, we decided to start fighting.
Before we began, I had to do the most basic thing.
I bowed my head slightly to Rick, who was holding up his wand, in a prayer-like manner and said.
“I’m sorry! Mebung=Status. Academy Slayer”
“Burn.”
Before my words finished, Rick completed his incantation and threw a fireball at me.
The fireball was blocked by Jeong Ahyeon, who summoned a beast.
“Are you okay, Gongja?”
[To dare commit such a vile act amidst the sacred Aisatsu!]
‘This bastard wants to die.’
I gestured to Jeong Ahyeon that I was fine and yelled at Rick.
“You fcking btch! Are you going crazy when it’s not even an ambush?!”
“The fight has already started.”
Rick said coldly and calmly, unlike before.
Seeing that, Spencer yelled as if she was going to side with Rick.
“What a pathetic move!!!”
“Brown(？)!!!!!!!”
I reprimanded Spencer.
At that moment, someone from the succubus group suddenly rushed out.
She was a petite succubus but had very ample breasts.
The petite succubus glared at me with a fierce face and shouted.
“Pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
In that instant, the fighting atmosphere vanished and only awkwardness settled in.
I was momentarily confused and asked the petite succubus.
“What, what did you say?”
“It’s not Brown; it’s Pink!!!”
The petite succubus swung her fists as if she was angry.
“Spencer isn’t a dull brown; she is a lovely pink like cherry blossoms!”
“No! You crazy girl! This is rated for all ages!!!”
Upon hearing that, Spencer’s face turned red, not pink.
And Spencer shouted at the petite succubus.
“Shut up! F*ck!!! Don’t say that!!!!”
Of course, ignoring Spencer’s words, the petite succubus stepped toward me.
With a serious expression more serious than anything in the world, the petite succubus earnestly said.
“Listen well! The top and bottom of Spencer exactly correspond to #FFA5DC”
However, the succubus’s words did not continue to the end.
Spencer, holding a book in her right hand, extended her left hand toward the petite succubus and shouted an incantation.
Then, a pink ray shot from Spencer’s left hand, striking the succubus’s abdomen.
“Shut your mouth and faint!”
“Ahh! Pink beam!”
The petite succubus let out a short moan and collapsed on the spot, fainting as she was hit by the pink ray.
A clear womb tattoo appeared on the abdomen struck by the pink ray, truly making her a succubus.
Meanwhile, Lilith apologized to a fuming Spencer.
“I’m sorry. Some kids are sensitive about those things.”
“……Please be careful next time.”
Piece quietly said to me after seeing that.
[Looks like a Mabinogi user.］
‘The color coordinates are clear.’
Then Elcia yelled as if she couldn’t lose.
“Husband! I won’t be losing either! My color coordinates are #FFC3F”
“Shut up, f*cking girl!”
“It hurts!!!”
Hyeji quickly kicked Elcia’s shin to stop her words.
We all wore awkward expressions and decided to start fighting again.
“Shall we start?”
“……Alright.”
Rick coughed lightly and composed himself.
Then he spoke to me again with a dignified face.
“I will say this here. I am going to create magic by attributing meaning to a word made up of three letters.”
“Brother! Why do you even have to say that?!”
“Of course, it’s only natural that I will win.”
Previously, Rick had cast magic with just the three words “Burn.”
That meant it was stricter than the 11-letter incantation needed by Spencer.
[It would be better to believe that interrupting the incantation is impossible.］
‘What a pain.’
Meanwhile, Rick made a grand gesture as he aimed his wand at me.
It looked like an aristocrat trying to reenact the traditions of the past and a wizard regressing through time.
“Listen!
A dog-like bastard is crawling up!
Even the birds would laugh at your miserable state!
Crawl according to your level!”
The absurd verse that popped out of Rick made me tilt my head.
Then Rick smirked at me and said.
“It means you are a f*cking dog.”
It didn’t really hit hard, but it felt slightly annoying.
Piece seemed to feel the same as she told Rick to return the favor.
[Show that you are the crazier bastard!］
‘This cannot be tolerated.’
In any case, stopping here was obviously a sweet potato point.
‘Ah, the protagonist is a sucker. I’m out.’ That’s what it meant.
I too cleared my throat and summoned a two-handed sword with magic in my right hand.
Then, aiming the sword tip at Rick, I said.
“Listen carefully, you sh*tty bastard.
Suddenly, you vanished.
I thought you would come back soon, but you didn’t.
Finally, I realized, you were never here in the first place.”
Rick also wore a momentarily confused expression, not grasping what I was saying.
I smiled as slyly as possible and said.
“Fcking bullsht, you bastard.”
“This f*cking bastard!!!”
Taking advantage of Rick’s emotional response, I approached him in an instant using my magically enhanced legs.
With both hands tightly gripping the two-handed sword, I thrust it forcefully toward Rick’s abdomen.
“Block it!!!”
clang!!!
The tip of the sword was just a few centimeters from Rick’s abdomen.
A thin blue barrier created by Rick’s incantation obstructed the path of my sword.
At this moment, I thought of two possibilities.
In any case, as a wizard, he would definitely try to create distance.
Ultimately, he would either try to shove me away or flee.
[What action do you think he will take?］
‘It’s likely the latter.’
Meanwhile, Rick shouted an incantation to create distance.
“Get lost!!!”
bang!
A shockwave burst from Rick’s body, attempting to push me away.
But I had already anticipated this.
So before Rick shouted his incantation, I pulled back my two-handed sword and buried it deep behind me.
Then, turning my right hand backward, I gripped the handle tightly and squatted down while pressing the soles of my feet against the blade.
Simultaneously, I began to condense magic in my left palm and left bracelet.
At that moment, a shockwave burst from Rick’s body.
I hung onto the two-handed sword in a squatted position, bracing against the shockwave erupting from Rick.
A brief pressure was applied to my body.
As soon as my body felt free, I used my legs to propel myself toward Rick.
“You crazy!”
Rick’s face began turning astonished as if he didn’t think I would endure this.
Meanwhile, the condensation of magic in my left hand was still not finished.
It needed just a bit more time.
To buy time and express slight dissatisfaction, I started reciting a poem.
Because merely throwing back “you f*cking bastard” earlier didn’t satisfy me.
“Tear”
“You need to apologize to your mom.”
“What does that mean!”
In that moment of confusion caused by my poem, Rick stopped his incantation.
Unlike Rick’s canceled incantation, stars began gathering in my left hand.
I launched the starlight toward the bewildered Rick.
As the starlight was about to become a meteor, I smiled at Rick and said.
“Your mom.”
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