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〈 Chapter 261 〉 Chapter 255 – The World of Mysterious Dragon Clan.
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“What are you guys doing! Hurry up and slam your heads down!”
Even Choi Hansol, who had come to his senses, rushed over to us, glaring, and took a perfect dogeza position.
It wasn’t just a natural reflex; he had clearly done this before.
Coincidentally, some beastmen around us also backed away from the street and bowed their heads.
We decided to join in on this little game.
As we lay down, the sound of a cat beastman entering a building next to a stall caught our ears.
Then came a loud shout from someone.
“Why do I suddenly have to leave the FURGIO apartment I was allocated?!”
“Your apartment’s done for! The Mysterious Dragon Clan rules here now!”
“I’m sorry, sir. Unfortunately, you must vacate immediately.”
It seemed that the place of confrontation was a real estate office.
Judging from what was said, the cat beastman appeared to have stolen someone else’s allocated apartment.
The resident, perhaps too afraid to confront the cat beastman, began to argue with the real estate owner.
“Then I’ll just move to a different floor, so please let me know if there’s an empty one!”
“There isn’t. Even if the entire apartment complex is vacant, there’s no place for you to go.”
“Why not!”
Then the sharp words of the real estate owner cut through, mercilessly slicing through the resident’s heart.
“Sir, you’re None Gay.”
[That’s just straight-up hetero!!!!]
‘What can you expect from those dung gays?’
The resident’s anger quickly dissipated, replaced by confusion and fear.
“Wh-How did you know that?”
“If you keep refusing the guild’s summons, your tail will inevitably get stepped on.”
“Ugh! It’s been over two years since I saw my family!”
“When we return your deposit, I hope you leave quietly, None Gay.”
The real estate owner’s words were as cold as a snowstorm in mid-winter.
There wasn’t a hint of sympathy to be found.
However, the real estate owner’s next words were surprisingly warm.
“Master, I did well, right?”
“Come to the place where I’m moving in tonight.”
“Yes~.”
It was far too warm compared to a moment ago.
[What the f*ck are those bastards sweet-talking about over there!］
‘Those damn FURmale bastards, seriously.’
The sight of gay bastards oppressing normal people was utterly insane.
Meanwhile, the resident’s voice began to tremble with mounting grievance.
“Then where am I supposed to live! I have nowhere to go right now!”
“What about the I’FURK apartment that’s out on the outskirts?”
“That place is just ruins!”
“It’s perfect for None Gays like you.”
“This is such generosity! Everyone clearly loves the Mysterious Dragon Clan!”
Soon, two sets of footsteps could be heard coming.
“Can you go upstairs today?”
“Does that mean I’m your master today?”
“…Yes, master.”
It seemed to be the footsteps of the cat beastman and the real estate owner.
Afterward, the only sounds that followed were someone sniffling and moving helplessly.
[Taking someone’s home is too much.］
‘These jerks would be satisfied with just a box.’
A home is something invaluable.
Taking that away is genuinely a serious issue.
Just like the saying goes, clothing, food, and shelter are essential elements of life.
However, the atrocities of the cat beastmen didn’t stop there.
In fact, they were getting worse.
Just then, we heard a bizarre sound nearby.
Bwooooooosh!!!
Rrrrrrrrr!
Curious about the loud noise, I raised my head slightly.
I spotted two cat beastmen riding on a vehicle I had never seen before.
“Wow! The ‘FURARI’ Red Horse Edition is awesome! Is it a new model?”
“You got it! It’s the new 2000CC version.”
The cat beastman, stretched out and bound to a red horse beastman, wore a face devoid of guilt or remorse.
Instead, it radiated a desire to brag about his personal vehicle.
Meanwhile, the horse beastman had a gag in his mouth to prevent speech, a massive motor strapped to his lower back, and large wheels attached to his hands and feet.
If I had to say, it looked more like a motorcycle.
The praised cat beastman squirmed happily and patted the other cat beastman.
“You’re riding a ‘LAMFURGHINI’ Classic! How romantic!”
“Thanks, buddy! Honestly, it was quite hard to get!”
The cat beastman who just got a compliment was perched atop a bull beastman on all fours.
The bull beastman had wheels made from anal beads on each of its hands and feet, likely the source of that Rrrrrrr sound earlier.
[What the f*ck, is that just the sound of beads rolling around!!!］
‘Those are indeed beads, damn it.’
The cat beastman who just complimented looked worried and said,
“But if it’s an old model, doesn’t it require a lot of maintenance?”
“That’s right. The engine noise is really loud.”
“Let me go! My wife is waiting at home!”
“Seriously.”
Despite the bull beastman’s cries, the two cat beastmen continued their conversation as if they couldn’t hear him.
“Seeing that, yeah, using a classic is definitely a hassle in terms of maintenance.”
“But if you install the latest AI, it’s usable. Wanna see?”
At that, the cat beastman riding the bull beastman cracked his whip at the bull beastman.
Whack!!!
“Hey, Marshmallow! How long till we get there?”
With that fierce blow, the bull beastman jerked in response.
“Ah, in about 15 minutes!”
“See? It didn’t work well back then, but after the update, it works fine, right?”
“I’m really envious. Even though mine is a limited edition, it didn’t do that.”
The cat beastman atop the bull beastman cocked his head.
“Really? They advertised it as having the latest AI.”
“That was a scam. Wanna see?”
This time, the cat beastman riding the horse beastman dug his heels into the horse beastman’s body.
Thump!!!
“Hey, Red Horse! Where to now?”
At that moment, the motor attached to the horse beastman revved up, and a voice leaked from the gags in its mouth.
“Mmmmmm!!!!”
“See? They don’t give you specifics, do they?”
“Definitely a problem there. Didn’t they once have to recall it after it made the news for using a gay?”
“Right? I regretted buying that.”
[That’s straight-up abuse!!!!]
‘Those cat bastards are the worst.’
The expression on the cat beastman riding the horse beastman dimmed slightly.
Seeing that, the other cat beastman quickly changed the subject.
“But doesn’t your Red Horse have self-driving features? Mine doesn’t because it’s an old model.”
“Yeah. That’s convenient, so I like it.”
As the two cat beastmen began to drift away, I could no longer catch their conversation.
The atmosphere between them was undeniably cozy.
“Save me… please…”
“Mmmmmm!!!”
If we exclude the beastmen they were sitting on.
[This has gone too far.］
‘Those damn cat bastards dare to…’
There’s more than enough reason to wipe them out.
These cocky bastards act as if they own the world, causing chaos everywhere.
And the gay bastards who help them oppress normal people.
There’s absolutely no reason not to kill them.
[Euthanasia for gays.]
‘That’s the only salvation.’
At that moment, footsteps sounded right next to us.
When everyone was crouched down, it was clear it was also a cat beastman.
And the footsteps stopped exactly at the stall.
“Hey! Boar bastard! Get up!”
“Are you talking to me?”
As I slightly lifted my head to shift my gaze, a cat beastman was seen kicking the wild boar beastman running the stall.
“Can’t you hear me telling you to get up!!! Are you ignoring the Holy Knight!!!”
“I-I understand!!!”
Panicking, the wild boar beastman jumped to his feet.
Suddenly, the Holy Knight, seeing the wild boar beastman shaking more violently than anyone else, broke into a smile.
“Shall we take a moment for prayer?”
While slowly reaching his hand towards the still trembling wild boar beastman,
The Holy Knight’s hand couldn’t grab what he intended.
Smack!!!
“What… what was that?”
“I-I’m sorry!!!”
The wild boar beastman had swatted away the approaching hand.
In that moment, all the beastmen nearby held their breath even more than before.
The wild boar beastman trembled but quickly opened his mouth.
“I’m a heterosexual!”
[How rare for a normal person.］
‘No wonder he was trembling so hard.’
However, while he might be considered normal to us,
It didn’t seem so for the surrounding beastmen.
“I knew that pig bastard was going to do something like this!”
“That’s why he didn’t come to the orgy party last time!”
“How dare you defy the Mysterious Dragon Clan! Turn him into pork belly!!!”
Despite the presence of the Holy Knight, they lowered their heads yet still continued to curse the wild boar beastman.
Meanwhile, the Holy Knight tilted his head.
“Heterosexual, you say?”
“Yes! I’ll go directly to the outskirts!”
“Resisting me, huh.”
“Please, just don’t touch me anymore!”
The wild boar beastman asserted he would leave willingly with a firm voice.
“That’s good.”
“……Huh?”
The effect wasn’t very strong.
In fact, the wild boar beastman’s firm demeanor only seemed to motivate the Holy Knight even more.
The Holy Knight, licking his lips, swiftly overturned the wild boar beastman.
“It will be worth it to corrupt a male!”
“Ah, no!”
“From today onwards, you’re my boar pet!!!”
With all hope apparently lost, the wild boar beastman squeezed his eyes shut, tears streaming down.
Watching that, the Holy Knight drooled and attempted to tear away his clothes.
“Show me that back! Show me!”
Krrrrrriiiiiiing!!!!!!
With the sound of steel being forced into a tight space, something flew far away.
In the midst of the sudden commotion, only a silence filled with confusion remained.
“What the hell was that!!!!!!!”
“What?”
Only Choi Hansol burst out of his position and grabbed my collar, shouting.
“Of all things, a Holy Knight! What are you planning to do!”
“I’ve had it with three chapters of this nonsense, damn it.”
[Good job. You nearly got fired last time.］
‘I was so scared.’
At that moment, the Holy Knight’s group appeared.
“Who made our brother like this!!!”
“Ah, f*ck.”
“It was supposed to be my turn today!!! Who was it!!!”
The leader Holy Knight, crying out while searching for the culprit, turned his gaze to me and Choi Hansol.
With eyes opened wide and a startled expression.
[Is it not you I recognize!］
‘I can’t believe I’m considering believing this f*cker.’
The leader Holy Knight wore a shocked expression.
And then he twisted his face and shouted as he brandished anal beads.
“Everyone, catch that fugitive bastard!!!”
“”””””Yes!!!””””””
In the midst of the brief chaos, it seemed I had somehow gotten a bounty on my head.
Meanwhile, I was still not in perfect condition with my magical power recovered.
It wasn’t right to use an asymmetric weapon immediately.
But there was no other choice.
It was time to use ‘Hyeji.’
“Hyeji, there’s only one chance.”
“I always have just one chance.”
But.
That moment didn’t come.
Why?
“Target the dog beastman!!!!!!!!!!!”
“……?”
“Capture that dog bastard alive!!!!!”
They were after someone other than me.
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