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〈 Chapter 326 〉 318 – The Villain Appears
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Ever since I trained the dog named Pinky, the Chief’s Wife has been quite helpful to me. At this point, I was feeling a bit pressured.
“Thank you so much! I really should give you something in return!”
“No, it’s fine. This one’s on the house.”
“How about you try the sausages I made?”
[Is that… a puppy’s claw? Please spare me! Animal executioner!］
“You little sh*t! This is supposed to be family-friendly! We need to enter Japan, so please don’t mess this up!”
I yelled at Peace desperately.
It might seem abrupt, but let’s think about it for a moment.
Where is Nopia aiming right now?
That’s right. Japan.
Japan is a very juicy place that has already dragged the sunlight into the shadows.
From Nobelpia’s perspective, it’s definitely a place to covet.
Since they can’t step into the sunlight anyway, they might as well become the kings of the shadows.
Some people claim Japan is wholesome.
Many could strongly oppose this opinion, but once you hear the following, you’ll understand perfectly.
Where did the Great Demon, who shocked the world and made everyone weep, come from?
Where were the “Rental Girlfriends,” “Body Tight,” and “Meguro-chan” produced to assassinate unicorns?
In a country where Arthur is female but released as male and sold through gacha.
Can we still say Japan is wholesome?
[Arthur is a man, you fcking shthead!］
“What nonsense are you spouting? She’s a woman. Go read classic literature Fate again.”
Thus, Japan is a very attractive place.
A land of opportunity overflowing with countless paraphilias.
And it was possible for Nobelpia because there was a huge gap from the light.
This is the national decision of Nobelpia’s expansionist behavior.
The ‘Nohwak’ doesn’t mean ‘a large monkey’—beware of that!
You could easily get reported for making derogatory comments about Japanese people.
Anyway, we are planning to devour not just webtoons but the Japanese market, along with the bottom king Nobelpia.
Being stuck at an even lower level.
[Don’t be absurd! Do you think everything will go smoothly in Japan?］
“Shut it! Japan has furries and gays, not to mention interspecies stuff and monsters, so what’s the problem?”
[Here, everything is available all at once, you sh*t!］
“Oh, right.”
Since I veered off track, let’s return to the main subject.
The Chief’s Wife offered me food, but I had no intention of eating it at all.
I had no idea what a crazy woman who boiled dog meat as butter soup would bring.
“No, thank you. I’ll just accept your kindness.”
“Really, my son should learn a bit from Shinwoo.”
Since the atmosphere wasn’t bad, I cautiously made another suggestion.
“How about it? If a disobedient dog can do this much, reptiles should be easy.”
“You definitely have the skills for that. You’re the best in the industry.”
“I’ll serve you at a very low price, as my first client!”
“That’s tempting… but that doesn’t belong to me, so it’s a bit…”
I made a bold proposal, but the Chief’s Wife hesitated until the end.
The hostage is the Chief, so it must have been uncomfortable to make a unilateral decision.
That’s why I decided to lightly provoke the Chief’s Wife.
“Anyway, once you divorce him, won’t everything the Chief owns belong to you? Right?”
“Yeah! Thinking about it, I didn’t even need to worry about this stuff!”
Her face brightened at my words.
Then I gave her another push.
“You must escape the life ruled by the Chief! Toss that corset aside!”
“That’s right! I also heard the saying ‘Girls need only animals!’”
“That… is true…”
The original text was idiotic, but the words coming from the Chief’s Wife’s head were no joke either.
At the same time, as she said that, I heard a crack sound from her back, as she puffed up her shoulders.
She must have physically practiced the meaning of tossing the corset off.
The Chief’s Wife was able to break the corset just with the mass of her intent to kill.
Soon after, that sh*t looked shocked, placing a hand on her head.
“I can’t believe I finally know this liberation! My head is buzzing!”
[I think my head is buzzing because of you all, you little sh*ts!］
“Shut it. My head hurts too, you know.”
Anyway, it seemed my words were quite effective.
“Reptile sh*t! If you heard me, get ready for training!”
“Uh?… Huh? Yes?”
“Are your ears just for decoration? Move it!!!!”
“Oh, right!!!”
Since the Chief’s Wife incorporated my suggestions, she immediately roared at her brother.
Hearing that, he exited the reception room with a dazed expression.
Then, suddenly, the Chief’s Wife hesitantly spoke to me.
“Ah… but, I currently don’t have money… and that sh*t isn’t around to pay the fee…”
“Don’t worry about that.”
It seemed she remembered she would need to pay only after blabbering without thought.
I opened my mouth with the most benevolent smile I could muster.
As if there were no problems at all.
“I’ll receive it after you have everything the Chief owns.”
“How could someone be this wonderful!!!”
The Chief’s Wife looked touched, covering her mouth with her hand.
Tears were even dripping from her eyes.
Of course, I almost shed a tear too, as it genuinely seemed like I wouldn’t have any issues.
The biggest concern in the last plan was the hostage, but I never imagined it would resolve so easily.
However, I felt a little regret ending it here.
After all, things were going better than I had thought, and since the Chief’s Wife was still a bit dazed, there was something I could try.
So I carefully made another suggestion.
“Do you consider entrusting all the animal training this time too?”
“While I can’t do all of them, I can at least trust you with the rest.”
The Chief’s Wife boldly said she would entrust even the animals.
That probably wasn’t a well-thought-out decision but a spur-of-the-moment one.
However, I had no intentions of reversing that decision.
Therefore, I threw a radical proposal for final nails into that coffin.
“I’m so grateful for your trust! I won’t even charge a fee for training the animals!”
“Isn’t that too generous? You’re practically Jesus!”
“Thank you for the compliment. I’ll even make the animals that crawl on the ground stand on two legs.”
“Lord…”
[Stop using sensitive words. Aren’t you afraid of divine punishment?］
‘Anyway, it’s the sh*t writing this that should fear punishment.’
[Oh, right. Since we’re at it, please open the eyes of the blind animals too.]
Sh*theaded idiots.
No matter how much I’m the protagonist, I can’t save all the animals.
Unfortunately, this is the limit of what I can do.
But I was satisfied that I managed to save even just a few destined for a miserable end.
“Then let’s prepare quickly since we need to train!”
“Oh, just a moment.”
As I quickly tried to escape this house, the Chief’s Wife urgently spoke up.
“But still, I want to leave a few words for Uma-pyo today, is that okay?”
“What are those words?”
It hurt to think I couldn’t even get a horse, let alone all the animals.
Thus, I asked in order to know at least who that horse was.
To give even a little comfort in my heart.
“I heard it’s a black horse named Kitazan or something.”
“Oh, then you’re alright.”
I didn’t need any comfort.
[Why aren’t you saving the Kitazan Black you want?]
“Shut up. If it’s not in my phone, then tell them to search elsewhere.”
The pickup was already over.
All I could do was wait without any promises.
Then, the only choice I had was one.
If I can’t have it,
Then I’ll just destroy everything.
Anyway, the task was set, so I swiftly turned to the Chief’s Wife and asked,
“Then can you please tell me which animals need training?”
“Of course! Follow me.”
“Oh, we need more hands, so just a moment.”
I momentarily halted the Chief’s Wife.
Then I approached the Lizard Beastman, who still wore a dull expression, and grinned.
They must have been slightly dazed in this unbelievable situation.
“What are you doing? Aren’t you coming?”
“Ah, ah! Yes! I should go!”
Finally coming to their senses, the Lizard Beastman started following the Chief’s Wife and me.
Their face held a smile more radiant than anything I had seen before.
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Together with the Chief’s Wife, we selected the animals and brought them out.
Though during the process, some Hunters urgently tried to stop me.
They were probably the Hunters managing the animals.
“What, what are you doing!”
“It’s Animal Liberation Day! Step aside.”
“That’s a matter for the Employer to decide! Won’t you just leave?”
But there was nothing to hesitate about.
“Madam, please.”
“Get lost!!!!!!!!!”
With the Chief’s Wife as a pig shield, that was enough.
So, I brushed past all the Hunters and brought the animals to the dump truck.
“It’s regrettable that we’re sending only some this time.”
“This is… some?”
Of course, even though I called it “some,” the number of animals was quite large.
However, it didn’t take long to load them into the truck’s compartment.
First of all, the animals obediently followed my words and remained orderly.
“Line up in rows! Execute!”
Kwah!!!
Woof!!! Woof!!!
This novel is getting turned into a webtoon!
Hee-haw!!!!
Isn’t a pickup rate of 0.75% good luck?
Meowww!!!
[…I think I hear barking and cow noises.]
‘That must be just a delusion. You’re becoming weak.’
Seeing that, the Chief’s Wife was moved as a bonus.
“They’re already following so well! You really are something special as a trainer!”
“Well, I’m not the top practitioner of physical therapy for nothing.”
And there was one more reason for the time to be cut short.
Not only did the animals follow my orders well, but
the Lizard Beastman’s brother, who joined us, was diligently loading the animals into the truck.
Though he was sweating buckets, that sweat couldn’t overshadow his happy smile.
“I finally won the ticket to Ireland! Let’s all meet in Ireland!”
“That’s not the Ireland, you sh*t.”
At last, after loading all the animals, the Lizard Beastman, his brother, and I hopped onto the dump truck.
Soon after, I casually spoke to the Chief’s Wife, who was waving at us.
“Then, I’ll see you again in spring.”
“Please take good care of my kids’ training.”
“Will there be any doubt in that?”
Of course, there wouldn’t be a reason for me to return.
Then, I rolled up the window and turned my gaze to the Lizard Beastman in the driver’s seat.
“Alright, let’s set off.”
“Where to, Shinwoo student?”
[To the brothel?］
‘Not this time, you little sh*t.’
Finally, I was able to leave the hellish residence of the Chief.
Not only had I dealt with what could have been the biggest obstacle in the plan—the hostage—but also unintentionally escaped with a lot of animals without any issues.
“Let’s head to the location I’m telling you.”
“Of course.”
The Lizard Beastman, with an undoubtedly bright face, stepped on the gas with much enthusiasm.
This marked the end of a long and dreadful period.
For me, for the animals, for the Lizard Beastman,
and for everyone reading the novel.
The moment I let out a sigh of relief unknowingly, Peace cautiously spoke to me.
[Now that we’ve come this far, it’s impossible to back down.]
“I told you before. If I was going to stop, I wouldn’t have even started.”
Many people work hard for the survival of the Academy.
The Academy students, staff, professors, and even the Chief.
So, am I the villain from their perspective?
[It’s time for the villain to make an appearance!!!］
Villain! Appears!
It’s truly an entertaining affair.
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