Chapter 339 – Breaking the Academy (9)
Kim Shinwoo’s human cake was set ablaze.
It wasn’t just the candles but rather the whole cake that had caught fire.
If it was to celebrate the end of the Academy, then this level of flames was just right.
Moreover, alongside that spectacular sight, there was a fitting sound as well.
It was the screams of those who had fainted.
A desperate scream squeezed out not from consciousness but instinct.
“Kyaaaaaaaak!!!”
“I’m dying!! I’m really dying!!!”
“Siiiiiick!!!”
“Help me! Help me! Help me!”
Of course, the Chief and the Chief’s Son, who were engulfed in flames, were no exception.
“Kim Shinwoo, you son of a btch!!!*”
“It’s hotter than a goat!!!”
One of them still seemed to be in a daze, though.
Like the oil that had poured out, the flames raged on constantly.
In proportion to that, numerous screams echoed throughout the Academy.
However, those watching could only smile with satisfaction.
“Beautiful. This is what it means to be captivated by fire, Shinwoo.”
“It’s as fiery as my own!”
“It burns even better. More than the Ilung Forest’s fire.”
“Let there be fire!!!”
Everyone’s ecstatic voices were just an extra bonus.
Meanwhile, the Chief felt like he would lose his mind.
Of course, the biggest issue was that he had lost all freedom of his limbs to do even that.
In the end, all the Chief could do was desperately wish for this pain to end.
Whether everything burnt away without leaving any embers.
Or to lose consciousness and escape from reality.
‘Please!!!’
Did someone hear the Chief’s desperate wish?
According to the latter hope, the Chief’s consciousness began to fade a little.
‘Thank goodness!!!’
Objectively speaking, it was hardly a good thing.
But compared to the agonizing burning pain he was feeling now, that was enough of a respite.
However, the moment the Chief thought that, something else began to unfold.
“I brought fcking bastard food* so everyone, get ready. Naturally, there’s alcohol too.”
“There’s only our youngest!”
“……At least look at my face before speaking, you sht headed brat.*”
While the women busied themselves setting the table with food.
Suddenly, Kim Shinwoo showed up carrying a large barrel and spoke to the owl.
“Hey, Owl, should I pour this or not?”
“Hoo.”
“Got it.”
Without a shred of hesitation, Kim Shinwoo abruptly dumped something where the Chief was.
As if on cue, the monsters and animals watching also poured the same liquid.
– Swoosh!!!
There began a red waterfall pouring on the Chief and the remaining people.
It was on a scale that couldn’t even be compared to the amount of oil Kim Shinwoo had poured earlier.
“Kyaaaaaaak!!! U…uh?”
It wasn’t oil but another very familiar substance.
Especially for Hunters, it was something they couldn’t possibly not know.
It was, in fact, a potion.
And the effects began to manifest rapidly all over the body.
In real-time, wounds were healing, and dead skin was sloughing off as new flesh appeared.
“I’m…alive! I’m alive!”
Of course, the red waterfall helped suppress the flames, contributing to the healing.
Even considering that, the recovery speed was astonishing.
To obtain this in bulk would be so expensive even the Chief would give up.
In a moment of salvation, the Chief unknowingly smiled happily.
But that smile was instantly replaced with despair by Kim Shinwoo’s next move.
“Owl, should I pour more oil?”
“Hoo.”
– Swoosh!!!
“Kyaaaaaaak!!!!”
Because Kim Shinwoo poured more oil to heighten the flames.
Moreover, weirdly enough, after pouring the potion, he couldn’t lose consciousness at all.
It felt like the threshold of agonizing pain was being renewed in real-time.
Surely, Kim Shinwoo must have acquired a potion mixed with some kind of stimulant.
With the blazing flames roaring back to life, the Chief screamed.
But Kim Shinwoo, after mechanically pouring the oil, was only focused on the owl.
In front of a richly laid out Chinese meal.
“Are you going to pour the ganjjajang?”
“Hoo.”
“What about the sweet and sour sauce?”
“Hoo.”
“Got it.”
Then, Kim Shinwoo suddenly wore a look of surprise.
“Ah, sorry. I poured the jjampong broth.”
“You son of a btch.*”
After a little bickering, Kim Shinwoo and his group commenced their meal.
In the meantime, they didn’t skip alternating pouring oil and potion.
Unlike the scene at the Academy, it was truly a bustling sight.
While others were still eating, Kim Shinwoo, who finished his meal a little earlier, slowly approached the Chief.
Dragging all the monsters who could barely contain their rage along.
‘I’m going to die! I’m really going to die!’
The overwhelmingly grand sight had the Chief, who was already in despair, crying out urgently.
He was so desperate that he even used honorifics towards Kim Shinwoo, whom he usually opposed.
“P-please don’t eat me!”
“I won’t eat you~!”
In an instant, Kim Shinwoo stated flatly with a silly expression.
Hearing that, the Chief felt just a little relieved and cautiously opened his mouth.
“But why did you bring my lovers…?”
Suddenly, Kim Shinwoo pointed to himself and began to speak softly to the Chief.
“I’m a son of a btch,* so I bark.”
Then, without warning, he lined up the monsters.
He then tapped the wolf-shaped monster in front and grinned chillingly.
“They rip.”
And that statement was like a signal.
– Crack!!!!
“Stop it!!!!”
The monsters started to charge in.
Ignoring the fact that the Chief was on fire.
The wolf-shaped monster quickly approached and bit down hard on the Chief.
And just as it was about to turn the Chief into a Chief/Long, Kim Shinwoo urgently stopped the monster.
“Whoa! We need to think about the pig in-law!”
“Grrr…”
At those words, the monster reluctantly pulled its teeth out of the Chief.
Only, since the rage still lingered, it glared with lingering resentment.
Yet, it seemed Kim Shinwoo still held the leash on the monsters.
“Keep breaking things in the Academy until the next one comes. I’ll call you when it’s your turn.”
“Awooooooo!!!”
He just let go of the leash.
This was a huge problem.
If things kept going like this, everything would be overshadowed by the monsters’ actions.
‘Oh, no!!!’
Then the Chief would ultimately be held responsible for everything.
Since he was the one who brought the monsters into the Academy.
Of course, he would be dismissed from the Chief position and be unable to evade punishment.
No matter how he obtained his position, he couldn’t let that happen.
If that were to occur, he would never share love with the monsters again.
In that desperate heart, the Chief forgot the pain of his wounds and uttered a desperate voice.
“What our monsters need to break is not the Academy but my virginity!”
“This son of a btch keeps breaking my mental state with words, fck.”
Unfortunately, that kind of desperation meant nothing to Kim Shinwoo.
In the end, appealing to Kim Shinwoo with emotions didn’t work.
This time, the Chief decided to go with logical reasoning.
At least through a logically grounded approach.
“B-but this is an Academy for humans!!!”
“There are no f*cking humans around, what kind of Academy is this?”
“…….Ah.”
He almost momentarily choked on his words.
However, the Chief discovered a loophole here and immediately shot a sharp retort at Kim Shinwoo.
“If that’s the case, then you’re not a human either!”
“Yeah, correct.”
“……”
Of course, that wouldn’t have any effect on Kim Shinwoo.
The Chief rather found himself lost for words at Kim Shinwoo’s brazen answer.
It was so absurd that he thought he might temporarily forget the pain.
Then, Kim Shinwoo began to speak to the silent Chief.
“Are you a dipping type or a pouring type?”
“……Huh?”
Out of nowhere, Kim Shinwoo’s question made no sense.
Suddenly asking that made it hard to grasp his intention.
But Kim Shinwoo only demanded an answer from the Chief.
As if urging him to speak faster, he tapped the ground with his foot.
“Are you a dipping type or a pouring type?”
“Uh… dipping type?”
“Got it.”
As soon as the Chief’s answer came, Kim Shinwoo rushed towards him.
Soon, the Chief couldn’t help but scream.
“Ji-geon (Finger-gun).*”
– Puuuuuuuuuk!!!
It was perhaps a natural reaction.
And that was to be expected.
“What kind of bullsht* is this!!!”
“Since you said dipping type, right?”
Kim Shinwoo plunged his finger deep into the Chief’s wound.
Despite the wound being somewhat larger than his finger size.
Mad Kim Shinwoo vigorously poked his finger around the insides of the wound.
Thanks to that, the wound began to feel a stinging heat.
“Who does that with someone else’s wound!!!!!”
“Exactly, so I dipped it and poured the potion on it.”
“……What?”
Now it turned out the source of the pain was indeed due to Kim Shinwoo.
But the origin of the burning sensation was because of the healing from the wound.
Finally realizing Kim Shinwoo’s actions, the Chief began to plead.
“Let’s go with the pouring type! Pouring type!”
“That’ll be for the next order.”
– Thud! Thud! Thud!
“Aaaaaaaaaaak!!!!”
Of course, such pleading wouldn’t work on Kim Shinwoo.
“You…you’re…too deep… I can’t withstand…”
“Stop talking sht, f*ck.”
The Chief, thoroughly exhausted but fully healed in body, looked at the monsters eagerly awaiting their turn.
“Enjoy it infinitely!”
With that, a howl mixed with the monsters’ roars rang out loudly.
So loud it almost drowned out the screams of those engulfed in flames.
At last, the curtain was slowly rising on the revenge act performed by the oppressed.
