Chapter 370 – ‘The Path of Excellence’ Guild (2)
May 5th.
That day is a public holiday called ‘Children’s Day.’
So both children and non-children usually welcome that day.
Whatever it is, it’s a day off.
[Parents are probably struggling to play with their kids, right?]
‘It must be nice not working.’
[Have you never thought that going to work might be easier?]
‘Ah.’
And those dog bastards are the same.
They were welcoming that holy day too.
Only,
“Tomorrow is Children’s Day! How does everyone feel?”
“I’m so happy!”
“I’m excited! I feel like I’ll be a child again tomorrow!”
“I’ve always had the heart of a child!”
“I want to meet my mom!”
[Those bastards’ heads are even worse than children’s.]
‘I’m telling you, fuck.’
It seemed like they were welcoming it in a different sense.
Just then, the Guild Master called out a newbie.
With a gentle voice, he asked a question.
“What is our childlike newbie’s dream?”
“I want to become a ball! So I hope children kick me with all their might!”
“What a wonderful dream. I hope that dream comes true.”
‘What a piece of work that bastard is.’
[Not only a pedophile but an M to boot… I think the other M is done for.]
I wanted to kick that bastard right into the meeting room.
But I decided to hold back since it was time for patience.
I still hadn’t heard everything the Guild Master had to say.
The rest of the members continued praising Children’s Day.
However, there were a few curious individuals among them.
It was because they expressed negative opinions about Children’s Day, which everyone loves.
“I hate Children’s Day.”
“Why is that?”
A statement that seems hard to believe from a pedophile.
Maybe those crazy bastards think they should at least spend Children’s Day reverently.
Holding onto the last shred of hope for humanity.
“Because the elementary school in front of the guild is closed that day.”
“That’s a perfectly reasonable statement.”
I shouldn’t have hoped for anything from these bastards.
[What the hell, why do crazy bastards show up every episode?]
‘Indeed… It was wrong to expect anything…’
It felt like the saying about being betrayed when you have hopes was really fitting today.
Whatever my impressions were.
The Guild Master said something to comfort someone in despair.
“But it’s okay. The kindergarten nearby is open.”
“Wow… indeed, South Korea is a developed country.”
[Those bastards surviving made it into a developed country!!!]
‘Ah, those dog bastards for real.’
In response, the voice full of despair regained strength again.
“I’m so glad I joined this guild! Thank you for creating such a great guild!”
“Rather, I thank you. It’s thanks to all of you that our ‘Path of Excellence’ guild exists.”
Just then, hearing the Guild Master’s last words made a question pop into my head.
Why did they name the guild ‘Path of Excellence’?
In fact, ever since I started eavesdropping on the conversations, things felt odd.
The name of the guild is an indicator of its identity.
So usually, it should be named carefully.
And it didn’t take long for me to finally realize it.
The real reason behind the guild name ‘Path of Excellence.’
That’s right.
‘Those crazy pedo bastards named the guild after hegemony…’
[……It seems like a guild that Sesshomaru would like.]
It was just that they had cleverly written the word hegemony as ‘Path of Excellence.’
‘Still, that bastard Sesshomaru waited for the ring to grow out of conscience.’
[And then froze it, terrified it would grow any more.]
‘Ah, right. That fucking pedo bastard.’
Well, in a way, it was the guild name that suited them the most.
Especially for those damn pedo bastards.
Just, I never expected them to go that far with the guild name.
Only then did everything start to click together slowly.
Why the Executive Director said that according to the guild’s policy, the marriageable age is in double digits.
Why the guild Vice Master’s chatter during interviews sounded so out of place.
And finally, why they set the dangerous condition of an oath upon hiring.
[Well, they definitely can’t let this be exposed from the guild’s perspective.]
‘So they probably shut people up with the oath.’
[Yet, those pedo bastards keep gathering.]
‘……The world has gone mad.’
It was an unwanted realization.
But in the end, it didn’t change that I wanted to punish those pedo bastards.
Actually, my hesitation about robbing someone else’s guild had completely disappeared.
[At first, I thought you were a prick, but you were worse.]
‘Mangetsu said it, right? There’s always a deeper bottom.’
[……I never thought there would be such a bottom.]
Honestly, it would be fine to leave right now.
Considering it’s a third-party recording, a bit of noise might come through.
But this crazy content would surely be enough for disqualification.
But I decided to listen a little longer.
Those bastards must be planning something on May 5th, Children’s Day.
So rather than simply recording to steal the guild, it would be much more effective to catch them on the spot.
Moreover, this is just my personal thought, but mere publicizing of the recording might not be enough.
It’s clear that the major figures in the guild would take the blame only halfway.
And then there would be a chance that the rest of those bastards would be released into society.
So I decided to pay attention to the Guild Master’s next words.
Obviously, those bastards would do something on May 5th, Children’s Day.
And after that, I could just target them.
Just as expected, the Guild Master opened his mouth and said brightly to everyone.
At the same time, the frenzied shouts of the remaining members echoed loudly outside the meeting room.
It sounded like the end of the world or something.
“Anyway, tomorrow we will go to a nearby kindergarten.”
“”””””””V8! V8! V8!””””””””
“I know eight years old is great, but can we do just six years old?”
“”””””””V6! V6! V6!””””””””
“Alright.”
And with the Guild Master clapping his hands to silence the frenzied cries, he left one last remark in the now quiet meeting room.
“I will let you know the details when that time comes. See you all in the morning.”
“”””””””Yes!!!””””””””
As they seemed to be wrapping up their meeting.
I swiftly left the guild before they could notice me.
[In the end, the reason your oath was postponed was because of May 5th, Children’s Day.]
‘But I didn’t expect there would be such a dog-like reason.’
It was disgusting, but either way, I gathered everything I needed.
Including recordings of their disgusting behavior.
And information about where they would commit their acts tomorrow.
All that was left was to catch them on the spot.
‘I’m in trouble, those bastards.’
[Pedo begets hegemony.]
So I hurriedly returned to Hyeji’s house.
To prepare for their disgusting plans tomorrow.
Only to find…
“Shinwoo, you did something fun this morning?”
“I came in prepared, Husband?”
“Did you dare brag about it in front of your woman?”
“You’re done for.”
“Ah, fuck.”
It was a slight problem that my karma was waiting for me.
But just in case, I had rummaged through the guild break room.
And look! I have this heavy suitcase as evidence.
With this, at the very least, I could pacify Elcia.
“It was just a joke this morning. You must be hungry; eat this and calm down. There are sunflower seeds too.”
“I’m going to eat your seeds, Husband.”
“No, you crazy.”
It had no effect whatsoever.
“Everyone, just wait a moment.”
“Is that the entire will?”
“No, fuck. Just wait. I have something to say.”
“I’m too lazy, can someone just shut up Shinwoo?”
But whether dead or alive, it would be better to die later.
Right now, I had to stop those fucking bastards’ plans.
“We can take over the guild now.”
At my words, the heroines paused for a moment.
It was certainly an enticing statement to them.
Not wanting to miss this opportunity, I immediately handed the recording to the heroines.
“What is this?”
“Listen to it once.”
After they listened to the recording for a while.
“Ah, fuck. Is there really such a disgusting place? It’d be justifiable to smash those bastards’ heads, right?”
“Even Succubi start working from adulthood; what the hell are these bastards doing?”
“…..But did you know? With those damn gay fairy bastards and animal enthusiasts, this really doesn’t even feel shocking anymore.”
“Care, you’re really done for. Go to the hospital.”
They all started to distort their faces seriously.
“No wonder they told me not to come. Those fucking pedo bastards…”
“Could it be because you’re an old lady? Hiring an elder costs a lot, you know.”
“I’m going to turn this cat bastard into a butterfly soup!”
“Boiling suits an old hag like you best; I’m better off roasting.”
Elcia twisted her face for another reason.
Regardless, everyone was repulsed by those pedo bastards.
Now was the perfect time to make a proposal to the heroines.
“You guys, let’s do a job together.”
So I shared my simple plan with them, and they were eager to help.
With that, we were ready to tackle those pedo bastards; everything should go smoothly.
Just, for now…
“But you still need to be punished for bragging!”
“Should we put a leash on this bastard?”
“But if he bragged, what should we give in return?”
“We can give a pregnancy gacha as a return. If you get pregnant on the first try, you can brag too.”
“There’s no ceiling on that, you dog bastards.”
[Four of us, so it’s a quadruple pickup.]
‘Fuck.’
I had to pay the price for bragging.
