[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 116

[⚔️Kyaaaaaah!]

[⚔️Fox training! Hardcore training!]

[⚔️Kieeeek, nine-tailed fox training! Secluded training! Explosive training! Sphincter spasms!]

“Just slapping ‘training’ on everything doesn’t make it legit, you brats. If tens of thousands of you go nuts at the same time, it’s gonna lag like crazy.”

The chat window stuttered like it hit a speed bump, stopping and flowing repeatedly.

It’s not the chat settings—it’s the lag, making it even more ridiculous.

“Ugh, want more?”

The viewer, whose face was already bright red, quickly nodded while chewing.

“Your mouth is huge.”

─Click.

As I snapped off the skewer sticking out with my teeth, the meat was revealed, ready to eat.

“Here, say ‘ah─’.”

“Ah, ah.”

It was supposedly a 30cm megaton-sized skewer, but after feeding the viewer a few bites, it was already empty.

I popped the last piece of meat and green onion into my mouth, and it melted away.

“Mmm, delicious. What should we eat next?”

[⚔️I’m busy moving.]

[⚔️Meat!]

“We just had meat. Hey, let’s go.”

“Huh? Okay.”

[⚔️Siiiiibul, when are you giving that guy back?]

[⚔️Booking a dentist appointment.]

As we passed the chicken skewer shop and walked further, the delicious smell grew stronger.

Walking slowly while scanning the surroundings, I noticed the viewer’s gaze was fixed above my head.

“It’s Baekseol.”

“I know. So cute.”

[⚔️Daaamn, so jealous.]

[⚔️Why isn’t dental covered by insurance?]

Click.

When Baekseol twitched her front paw, the viewer waved with a fully relaxed face.

“So cute.”

“I am kinda cute.”

[⚔️????]

[⚔️It’s true, but don’t say it out loud, Bangjang-nim.]

[⚔️LOLOLOLOL]

“You jerks.”

Steamed rice cakes, freshly made with white smoke rising. The sizzling sound of frying chicken.

Everything around us smells delicious.

“What do you want to eat? I’ll buy you anything.”

“I’m fine with anything.”

“Really? Then let’s eat that.”

What caught my eye was a shop that seemed to have a rest stop food concept.

They sold fried chicken skin, walnut cookies, hot bars, and more.

“Hello, Shop Owner.”

“Yes.”

The shop owner’s gaze drifted toward my hair as they responded.

It’s a color that stands out, so I’m used to the stares.

“Welcome.”

There was a slight pause between the response and the greeting, and the shop owner’s reply came a bit late.

“One small egg potato, please.”

“Would you like salt or sugar?”

Out of nowhere, the shop owner dropped the ultimate dilemma.

“What do you want?”

“I’m fine with anything.”

“Why are you so indecisive, you scatterbrained brat?”

“Then I’ll take salt.”

[⚔️What the hell, egg potato is supposed to be with sugar.]

[⚔️Is this guy clueless?]

“Shop Owner, salt, please.”

“I’ll pack it right up.”

While the shop owner was packing the food, I checked my phone and saw viewers arguing over whether egg potatoes should have salt or sugar.

“Customer, your family-sized egg potato is ready.”

“Ah, thank you…?”

“I added both sugar and salt, so dip as you like.”

“No, that’s not it.”

The packaging box the shop owner handed me was weird.

“Shop Owner, I ordered the smallest one.”

“Oh dear, I’ve been so forgetful lately. My mistake, just take it.”

“No, I’ll pay.”

“No need.”

Even though it’s just the price of the small one, they refused to take my card.

The shop owner’s firmness gave me a sense of déjà vu.

“No, this is too much.”

[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[⚔️Why are the shopkeepers acting like this lately?]

[⚔️Do egg potatoes even come in family size now?]

[⚔️First time seeing one this big LOL]

The large paper box, reminiscent of a famous chicken franchise’s cylindrical chicken box, was overflowing with egg potatoes.

[⚔️Did they just pack a whole box of potatoes? LOL]

[⚔️This is hilarious LOL]

“Buncut, you like potatoes, right?”

“Unnie, I’m not sure about that.”

“Do you like them?”

“…Yes. I’m the bloody Rodeo Market King Potato.”

“That’s impressive.”

I stabbed an egg potato with a toothpick and popped it into my mouth. The fluffy, sweet potato crumbled deliciously.

“Here, say ‘ah─’.”

“Ah─.”

[⚔️Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiibul]

[⚔️Haha, the King Potato.]

It seems like I don’t need the little one’s hand, so I’ll go cut it myself.

After putting a potato in the viewer’s mouth and looking at the box full of potatoes, it’s so full that you can’t even tell if any are missing.

Even though I only ate one, looking at the mountain of potatoes piled up, I feel like I’m about to burst.

“Here, take this and share it with your family.”

“Is it over?”

In response to the viewer’s words, I showed the phone I was holding.

[⚔️Sashimi is here]

[⚔️Haha, I’ll slice it without hurting you]

[⚔️When I say it nicely, borrow the room sword suit from the chairman]

“I’ll go. It was fun, Bangjang.”

“Hey. Be careful on your way back.”

After glancing at the chat, Ilbun Cut quickly got up and left.

Knowing the nature of our viewers, who are almost half crazy, I was worried that there might be someone who’s actually out of their mind, not just talking.

[⚔️Ah, comfortable]

[⚔️Gulp]

“Shall I call Sambun Cut now?”

[⚔️Kyaaaaaa!!!]

[⚔️Die!!!!!!]

“Got it, you brats.”

The chat was about to explode again, so I quickly calmed the viewers down.

“Then let’s walk a bit and call Eonni since her shop is nearby.”

Baekseol also seemed happy to see Eonni and tapped her head.

[⚔️Kya, Vice Commander]

[⚔️Let’s go]

As I walked towards Eonni’s shop, I thought about how the food stall and shop owners had been acting strange since earlier.

It’s one thing if it happened once, but it happened twice in a row.

A megaton-sized chicken skewer and a family-sized potato that’s not even funny.

The most ridiculous part was that the merchants were trying not to take money.

Deciding it wasn’t a big deal, I shook off my thoughts and hurried my steps, and soon Eonni’s shop came into view.

Through the glass, I could see the staff busily moving around.

─Ding.

“Welcome. This is Ririnda’s clothing store. What are you looking for… Oh! You’re the shop owner’s friend.”

They greeted me, recognizing me from when I had been at Eonni’s clothing store before.

“Yes, hello. Is Eonni here by any chance?”

“Yes, she should be on the second floor.”

“Thank you.”

After bowing, I slowly made my way up the stairs.

〈Stealth〉

Not just the sound of footsteps, but even the creaking of muscles and the small sounds of joints were silenced as if dead.

Usually, when using a skill for the first time, it feels awkward, but perhaps because my physical traits are so high, the skill fits my body better than I thought.

Arriving on the second floor and looking around, I saw a familiar figure.

She was counting something while touching the displayed clothes with her hand.

[⚔️Shh!]

[⚔️Hahaha, this will be fun]

I put my finger to my lips and showed it to the viewers, and even though it’s a chat and there should be no sound, everyone shushed.

They’re such cute friends.

As I moved closer, the distance between Eonni and me narrowed.

“Boo!”

“Kyaaaa!!”

Eonni seemed really startled, holding her chest with her hand and turning around with big eyes.

“Huh? What! Gaeul!!”

“Ta-da.”

“Kya! Baekseol, hello too!”

She opened her arms and hugged me.

Mwah.

“Hic!”

A good scent came from Eonni’s neck, and without realizing it, I kissed her, making her body twitch.

“Eonni, hello.”

“Uh-huh. Hic!”

I must have felt my hand slowly moving towards Eonni’s butt.

“Our Eonni is so soft.”

“G-Gaeul.”

[⚔️What do you mean by soft?]

[⚔️Ah, I’m dizzy, Bangjang, turn the camera around]

I operated the phone, which was bound to cause a commotion, and turned off the broadcast screen and sound.

“Let’s see. Our Eonni, the friend mark has faded, huh?”

“·····Yes.”

Holding Eonni’s hand, who was blushing and embarrassed, I moved to the fitting room next to us.

Tsk.

“Hic!”

I licked Eonni’s neck slightly and started sucking, making her body tremble.

Tsk. Tsk.

“Delicious.”

“It’s, it’s not food.”

I moved my hand down to Eonni’s butt and lifted my finger, which sank into a warm place.

“Huuuut····.Ah, no, Gaeul.”

I moved my finger slightly.

“Haa!”

“Wow, that’s good.”

“Nooo! Huuuut····.”

Half-hanging onto me, her body trembled.

Mwah.

“I made the friend mark.”

“Haa, haa.”

“Should I do more?”

At my question, Eonni, who was breathing heavily, shook her head vigorously.

“Ugh, what is this?”

“Kyaak! No, no, no!”

When I tried to bring the sticky stuff on my finger to my mouth, Eonni freaked out.

“Okay, I’ll stop messing around.”

I tapped Eonni’s butt a few times, and only then did she let go.

“···Hmph!”

“Sorry.”

After apologizing several times to Eonni, who was pouting, her expression finally softened.

“Eonni, do you have time?”

“Why?”

“I want to go to the market and eat something delicious.”

“Hot! Sounds good.”

“Aren’t you busy?”

Eonni shook her head at my question.

“It’s fine. I was just checking the inventory.”

When she said she had time, I resumed the stream, and the furious viewers were going wild.

[⚔️What the heck!!!!!!]

[⚔️Why did you close the shop, Gangsahjang!!]

“It’s open now.”

[⚔️Is it?]

[⚔️Hmm, clever, huh?]

[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOL]

[⚔️You think Ga-eul only shows up once or twice? LOL]

While I was calming the viewers, Eonni suddenly popped her face in.

“Ta-da!”

[⚔️Wow, Vice Commander, hi hi]

[⚔️Look at that beauty LOL]

“Hello, gentlemen.”

[⚔️Ah, this is the real deal]

[⚔️Welcome, Laylee]

After exchanging greetings with the viewers, Eonni and I headed outside and walked toward the market.

“I just had some egg potatoes, and suddenly they gave me a family size.”

“Egg potatoes come in family size?”

“That’s what I’m saying.”

As I told Eonni about what happened earlier, a delicious smell started wafting toward us.

“I want takoyaki!”

Eonni pointed to a food stall with a red lantern and quickly changed direction.

When we arrived at the stall, the takoyaki was sizzling deliciously on a griddle that looked like a bunch of grapes.

“Hello, Shop Owner.”

“Yes.”

I noticed the shop owner’s gaze lingering on my hair.

This feels just like before.

“Welcome, customers. What would you like?”

“Eonni, what do you want to eat?”

“We should eat other things too, so let’s order a small one.”

I guess I’m not the only one who gets cravings when we come here.

“Shop Owner, please give us six pieces.”

“Yes. Just a moment.”

This time, I kept my eyes on the owner, and sure enough, it was the same as before.

The owner held a large paper box.

Even at a glance, it looked like it could hold thirty pieces, not six.

“Wait! That’s not the size we ordered.”

“Huh?”

Tsk.

“Huh?”

I thought I heard the owner click her tongue at the end, but maybe I was imagining it.

Even in the midst of this, the owner was filling the box with takoyaki so fast her hands were a blur.

“No, Shop Owner, wait. We can’t eat all that. We ordered six pieces.”

Finally, she stopped and rolled her eyes.

“Oh my, you’re so pretty, I couldn’t help but give you more.”

“You’re pretty too, Shop Owner.”

“Miss, are you married? I have a son who’s single.”

“Oh, I’m still too young for that···.”

Before I knew it, I was getting swept up in the owner’s chatter.

“Wait, Shop Owner. Why do you keep giving us so much?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

She stubbornly stuck to her story.

“Just charge us for what’s in the box now. We can’t eat that much.”

Tsk.

“Huh?”

The box looked small, but the owner’s hands were so fast that there were already over ten pieces in it.

“Phew- Phew- Eonni, ah.”

“Ah─.”

“Be careful, it’s hot.”

“Hoo, hoo.”

Even after cooling it down and putting it in Eonni’s mouth, it was still hot.

“Mmm. It’s so good!”

“Yeah. It’s delicious.”

“Ga-eul, isn’t it hot for you?”

Eonni looked at me with wide eyes, amazed.

I hadn’t noticed until now, but it seems my body enhancement extends to my mouth too.

“I’m just good with hot stuff.”

“Ah, I see.”

As we walked and ate takoyaki, I realized we had entered a familiar path.

“Eonni, since we’re here, we have to eat that.”

“That? Oh, the lobster tail butter grill?”

“Yeah. You have to eat it when you come here.”

“Right. But isn’t it over there?”

“Yeah, that’s the place.”

Eonni and I had memories tied to the lobster tail butter grill.

When we headed to the stall that sold it, another stall had taken its place.

I’m sure it was the one where Gangsahjang’s subordinate caused a scene and settled the debt.

He seemed to have quit the business because of the memories of hard work, even though he had paid back the debt.

“Sis, the food stall is gone.”

“Yeah, what a shame.”

“Are you looking for a lobster food stall?”

Then, as if he had heard what we said, the owner of the newly set-up food stall approached us.

“Yes, that’s right.”

“That food stall moved to a storefront.”

Looking in the direction the food stall owner pointed, we saw a place so crowded with people that the entrance wasn’t even visible.

“The owner must be doing well.”

“Yeah. Sis, let’s go.”

“Okay.”

It was tasty enough, but it wasn’t a place so outstanding that it would attract such an extreme crowd.

The taste was good, but the lobster was way too expensive.

“Excuse me, move aside. You can’t come here.”

“Huh?”

“Can’t you see that?”

A woman suddenly told us to move aside, and when we looked where she was pointing, there was a signboard set up in the middle of the path where people were walking.

On it was written, “Filming in progress. Thank you for your cooperation.” I don’t know who cooperated on a public road everyone uses.

“Seems like the owner isn’t just doing well, but really thriving.”

“Yeah. The crowd must have been the filming staff. Let’s come back later, Autumn.”

“Sure.”

Curious about how the filming was going, I took a step back and stood on tiptoe. There was someone who looked familiar standing in front of the store under the camera lights.

“Where have I seen them before?”

As I was pondering over the déjà vu feeling, the woman who seemed to be a staff member approached me again and started gently pushing me.

“Excuse me, we’re filming, so please cooperate.”

“Ugh.”

‘I feel like slapping someone.’

“I feel like slapping someone.”

[⚔️ Crazy Room Master, your inner thoughts just slipped out]

[⚔️ Alert Alert]

***

[Side Story]

[Pposiraegi: Pretending to sleep]

“Baekseol, are you snoring?”

“····Yes!”

When I went to Baekseol, she had one eye slightly open.

She must think I’ll fall for that.

“Our Pposiraegi, how did you answer while snoring?”

“Great!”

***

[Side Story]

[Baekseol, who evolved into darkness after eating school lunch]

“Baekseol, are you sleeping?”

“Yes!”

“You’re not sleeping. I made food, come eat quickly.”

“Huh? Why are you coming this way? Your eyes look suspicious! The food is over there!!”

“Food♡”