[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 108

“Hey, you empty-headed idiots who like 허꼬삼, I’ll tear you to pieces, so come at me, you bastards.”

[⚔️She’s legit crazy lololol]

[⚔️No, seriously, Bangjang, please shut up. Cleaning up after you is a pain in the ass.]

“What, you useless losers hiding behind your monitors. Oh, wait, you don’t even have that. Just scratching your balls. Oh, you don’t even have that either.”

[⚔️LOLOL she’s actually insane]

[⚔️Watch out for the splash damage, you idiot!!]

“You parasites. If you’re mad, come find me, and I’ll unbox your heads for you.”

[⚔️Wow, the Hurricane Blue fandom is going wild in real-time]

[⚔️Is the crazy one referring to the Bangjang?]

[⚔️Now that I think about it, they’re the nobles, and our Ga-eul is the beast]

Checking the TripleNet community where viewers were going wild in real-time, they were literally taking screenshots and spreading them around.

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[Is there no way to kill that b*tch?]

HubblelingHubbleling(123.128)

I wanna rip her mouth apart

Her tone is so disgusting

Can’t we sue her for defamation?

[Chickenscratch]: The Hubble fandom has lawyers, prosecutors, and judges all ready^.^

ㄴ[StandardTool]: Damn, we’re impressive

[Coupon]: Her tone is so trashy ㅡㅡ

[Mi-jin’s Hubble Love Squad]: She doesn’t seem to know how big the world is. Lady Han Ga-eul, if you keep acting like this, it won’t end well for you.

ㄴ[OnlyOne]: Wow, is that Mi-jin unnie? You’re really active in the Hubble side! I saw your SNS! I’m a fan!

ㄴ[ㅇㅇ]: Who’s that?

ㄴ[Yenung]: Damn, she’s in big trouble

—

“Puhahaha. They said lawyers, prosecutors, and judges are ready. Hahaha. Lawyerrr, prosecuterrr, judgesss, reaadddyyy. Puhahahaha.”

[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[⚔️The Bangjang is even funnier lololol]

[⚔️This is so cringe LOL]

“Just a bunch of kids. Damn, I’m embarrassed I even wrestled with these brats. ‘It won’t end well for you,’ my ass. Come find me, and I’ll inject Botox into your balls.”

[⚔️Is she talking about Jeon Mi-jin?]

[⚔️What’s that?]

Being internet-savvy, the viewers quickly pieced things together after seeing a few meaningless posts and started chatting among themselves.

[⚔️Jeon Mi-jin, former kickboxing champion in Asia. She posted some trash on SNS about being a Hubble fan.]

[⚔️So it’s really Jeon Mi-jin. What’s the Bangjang gonna do?]

“What am I gonna do? I’ll have to reassemble her dumbass body. Didn’t I tell you? I don’t like kids.”

[⚔️Damn, what do we do? Do we need to grab some tools?]

[⚔️People often forget, but even if she’s retired, comparing an athlete to a regular person is nonsense. It’s like heaven and earth.]

Now that they were genuinely worried, it was kinda cute how they were whispering seriously among themselves while ignoring the actual person involved.

“Ah, whatever. She’ll come on her own. Let’s leave the empty-headed ones and play some games.”

[⚔️Is she really gonna go wild just because she’s retired? A former kickboxing champion messing with regular people?]

[⚔️Are we really just gonna let this slide?]

“What do you mean ‘let it slide’? If she comes, I’ll reassemble her properly. Anyway, gather up, my brats, let’s play some games!”

[⚔️Let’s go!]

[⚔️I’m in!]

They’re just simple friends.

***

The game, after a big commotion with the viewers, was heading toward its end.

The last remaining players were me, who had entered the squad game alone, and a squad with one dead and three alive.

I folded my assault rifle and pulled out a full-parts sniper rifle.

—Bang!

<Han Ga-eul님이 윤재님을 처치☠️>

Click.

A bolt-action sniper rifle that enters a reload animation after each shot.

It’s slow, but it’s a one-shot kill from head to chest.

—Bang!

<Han Ga-eul님이 비비다용님을 처치☠️>

Click.

—Bang!

<Han Ga-eul님이 라델리님을 처치☠️>

Click.

Even a body shot is a one-hit kill, but I went for the harder headshot.

“Newbie cut!”

[⚔️Damn, that headshot was insane]

[⚔️I got matched with the Bangjang in-game, and meeting her in person feels like hitting a wall]

[⚔️Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul!]

[⚔️Why is Radelly even here lololol]

[⚔️Radelly is raging, saying she’s not a newbie, and crying lol]

<Victory!>

“Don’t ever underestimate me again.”

[⚔️No one underestimated you, teacher]

[⚔️Looks like the last squad was Radelly and a streamer group]

After glancing at the victory screen, I immediately closed the game.

That’s enough.

It seemed like it was enough to shut the mouths of those nuclear jerks.

[⚔️Is this all it takes?]

“They’re the type who analyze frame by frame. If you look at the handcam and monitor, the timing will all match, so they won’t have anything to say.”

[⚔️That’s true.]

[⚔️Ga-eul is so cool.]

In reality, cheaters go to great lengths not to get caught. On top of that, they boldly upload videos of their cheats to video platforms.

After editing, their videos are hard to detect as cheats, but the reason they still get caught is mostly due to the handcams they confidently upload.

At first glance, it looks like the play of a top-tier player, but when video experts dissect it frame by frame, they eventually get exposed.

“Well, is there anything else we need to do?”

[⚔️Not really? Maybe play some more games.]

[⚔️Yeah, it’s so fun because you’re so good.]

“Originally, I was planning to go shopping outside today and do a night broadcast.”

[⚔️Wow, already sounds fun.]

[⚔️Room Master, can I order chicken? Do you trust me?]

“Should we play more games? Or should we get ready now?”

[⚔️Get ready, go go.]

[⚔️Ga-eul, come back before the chicken gets cold.]

“Alright, I’ll start the broadcast in a bit. You guys play among yourselves. Don’t fight. Be friendly. Got it?”

[⚔️Got it, got it.]

[⚔️Haha, just trust us.]

<Lady Han Ga-eul has ended the broadcast.>

Hearing the viewers’ completely unreliable answers, she ended the broadcast.

They were probably having fun grabbing each other by the collar.

“Baekseol, let’s go out and play.”

“Okay.”

“Then, should we wash Pposiraegi?”

“Okay!”

Carrying Baekseol, who loves water, she headed to the bathroom.

This little one absolutely refuses to touch the water if it’s cold.

Only when the water gets warm and steam starts rising does she finally jump in.

“Ahh. Feels good.”

“Exciting.”

Worried about having to wash her hair twice because of Baekseol, she decided to shampoo Baekseol first this time.

Before Pposiraegi got too excited and ran away.

“Come here?”

“Exciting!”

“Ugh, why is this little one so fast.”

Giving up on chasing Baekseol, who thought it was a game and ran around excitedly, she rinsed her hair first, and only then did Baekseol come up and rub her whole body against her.

“….If I go bald, you’re responsible.”

“Okay!”

Feeling grateful to her hair, which endures being washed twice every time.

“Let’s go out.”

“Okay!”

As she opened the bathroom door, Baekseol, who had been following at her feet, started wiggling her butt.

A situation she’s been through many times.

A sense of déjà vu made her spine tingle.

“Ah, no!”

Splash!

“Ahh! You little rascal.”

“Exciting!”

The little fluffball had somehow held so much water that the area in front of the bathroom turned into a battlefield.

“Scrub scrub!”

As she helplessly looked at the water bomb Baekseol had set off, Baekseol confidently demanded a towel.

“…..Fine. I’ll lay out a towel.”

Turning on the fan that had become Baekseol’s personal dryer and laying out a towel in front of it, Baekseol quickly climbed on and started rubbing her whole body.

“Scrub until you’re fluffy.”

“Okay!”

Watching Baekseol diligently rubbing herself on the towel, she changed her clothes and went out to the yard.

─Click, click.

“Whew─.”

The taste of the cheap cigarette she smoked while sitting on a chair on the rooftop was something she thought she’d never forget.

She was chain-smoking until Baekseol came out when a wave of malice hit her from outside.

“Whew─. It’s chaos inside and out.”

The malice was thicker than expected.

It was a sticky malice she hadn’t felt even when a few reporters swarmed in.

There were quite a number of them.

While pondering what to do, she saw Baekseol walking out, all perky.

– Thud!

She kicked the door shut with her hind leg.

“Our Pposiraegi even handles the door?”

“Okay!”

“Oh, so cute.”

Picking up Baekseol, who jumped and flew into her arms, she approached the rooftop iron gate.

─Creak.

As the old iron gate made an unpleasant noise and opened, a large foreigner stood in front of it.

“Hello, Albert.”

“Young Lady, it would be best to avoid going out today.”

“Because of the guys outside?”

At her words…

Albert’s gaze subtly drifts down the stairs.

“You knew, didn’t you? That’s right.”

“Hmm.”

“Hongmun has moved. Their numbers are so vast, you could say they’re like an entire nation. Our intelligence network isn’t sloppy, but we can’t monitor all of them. That’s what makes them terrifying.”

“It’s fine.”

As I stepped forward after hearing Albert’s words, he instead approached and blocked my way.

“Young lady. Absolutely not today. Hongmun never forgets a grudge.”

I slipped my hand behind my back, unseen by Albert, and then pulled it out again.

—Click.

“It’s okay.”

“…..”

Albert, who always maintained a stoic expression during work, had an oddly changed face.

He, who had rolled through battlefields where bullets rained down, couldn’t have missed my movement.

He probably thought I’d pull out a handgun at most, but what I held was an assault rifle.

“Where did you get that?”

“I have this too.”

“Ah, no. That’s biochemical…!”

“Shh.”

In my hands were a grenade and a grenade launcher. Albert’s pupils shook violently as they met the yellow skull and eyes drawn on them.

These things, despite their cute name ‘mustard gas’, cause large blisters on the skin upon exposure, melting half of it away.

If it touches your eyes, your eyeballs melt; if it enters your throat, you feel a burning pain and must breathe through it.

It’s something that makes you suffer terribly while waiting for death.

“Grandfather really adores me, you know.”

Albert looked at the crimson whale badge on my chest and slowly nodded.

“If you’re too worried, follow me secretly from behind.”

“Understood. If I judge that the young lady is in danger, I will intervene immediately. And you must use that thing with the wind at your back.”

Even though it’s obvious that using gas in such personal weapons would endanger the user, he didn’t seem to strongly oppose it.

“Do it like that.”

As I listened to Albert’s answer, I took out a mask and put it on, making him look at me as if wondering where it came from.

Instead of answering, I walked down the stairs and tucked Baekseol into my chest.

Upon reaching the ground, a large, muscular woman approached me with a swagger.

Her physique was clearly well-trained.

“Strange mask. It’s you, right?”

“What’s right, idiot.”

“Eek!”

“Did you want to get hit that badly? You came quickly.”

She clenched her fists so tightly they seemed about to burst and glared at me.

“What? Feeling cautious? Should I move?”

Without waiting for an answer, I moved towards the loading dock I frequented, and she followed with a swagger.

As I slowly entered the loading dock, a container that looked perfect for hiding came into view.

Moving behind the shadowed container, she unleashed the hostility she had been hiding.

“Apologize.”

“To whom?”

“Apologize to the Hubble brothers.”

“….Brothers?”

It was hard to tell her age due to her rough sport of mixed martial arts, but she definitely didn’t seem like someone to call ‘brothers’.

“You’re on broadcast. Turn on the broadcast, kneel, and apologize to the brothers. Then I’ll forgive you.”

“You’re talking nonsense. You, who’s supposed to be a former East Asian champion, bullying a civilian like this? Is this right?”

“Ha. You were saying you wanted to get hit, and now you’re scared?”

Suddenly, the opponent became more aggressive.

I think she misunderstood my long speech as fear.

“I’m tired, so stop the nonsense. I don’t like throwing the first punch. I just don’t hold back against those who provoke first. And the Hubble bastards provoked me first, and you want me to apologize?”

“You, f*ck! Don’t talk such nonsense!”

Thinking about it, viewers said they pressed the seizure button like crazy.

“What, are you really three cents?”

“Ah! This is really the last time! Turn on the broadcast and apologize publicly!”

“Is this kid lacking intelligence?”

“It’s your own doing.”

“First punch wins. B*tch!”

—Wham! Crunch!!

A loud bone sound came from the woman’s neck as it twisted awkwardly.

“Ga-eul’s special Botox.”

“Ugh….”

“I really wanted to slap you seeing you guys spewing crap. Take this, you babbling b*tch.”

—Wham! Crunch!!

“Ugh….”

“This kid’s holding up well for someone who’s done some sports. Normally, one hit would knock you out.”

Thud.

—Click, click.

“Phew—. Did I control my strength well?”

My neck feels like it’s broken, and my whole body is trembling uncontrollably.

“If you don’t get up by the time I finish this cigarette, you’re really done for.”

As if sensing my movement stopping, Baekseol pokes her face out from my chest.

“It’s not over yet. If you fall asleep, I’ll wake you up.”

“Yes.”

Baekseol pulls her face back in, and as I wait while burning the remaining cigarette, Jeon Mi-jin slowly starts to regain consciousness.

“Guess you’re pretty tough since you’ve been working out, huh?”

“Huh! Huh! Huh!”

She’s hyperventilating, breathing heavily and uncontrollably.

“I don’t like getting hit first. I don’t like kids either.”

Even in this state, she’s making a face like she’s been wronged. Seems like athletes are something else.

“Huh, huh? Your eyeballs are seriously messed up. Not gonna settle down?”

“Huh! Huh! Huh!”

She’s still breathing roughly and rolling her eyes around, so she seems pretty lively.

“Patient is currently experiencing hyperventilation symptoms.”

—Whack!!

“I’ll quickly anesthetize you—no, I already did.”

She seems lightly anesthetized, lying face down, completely out of it.

“Pascal said it. Powerless justice is incompetence. You lacked the strength to enforce your own justice. From now on, Hubble oppa’s dick is three centimeters.”

No matter how much I think about it, I’m at a loss for how to handle this.

Pascal, guide me!

「Those who seek the path while pondering are the true human beings.」

“Ah! More pondering…!”

「Losing to anguish is no shame. Losing to pleasure is the true shame.」

“Ah, ah… Pascal-sensei.”

Ding!

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[Random Dildo Summon Lv.1]

▷Summon Dildo

▷Very low chance to summon a special dildo

Skill level increases with purchase stacking

[Price: 100,000 won]

—

Who knew I’d end up using this here. Truly, nothing in the world is useless.

“Pleasure. Summon!”

A squishy, jiggly sensation wraps around my palm.

The rounded top part feels slippery, like it’s been coated with jelly.

At level 1, it’s tiny. Barely the circumference of three straws combined.

And this grip…

“Damn.”

I slightly spread Jeon Mi-jin’s legs, and a fancy lace panty greets me.

“If you came to beat someone to death, you must’ve been prepared for this, right?”

Aiming for the anus.

“Don’t lose to pleasure.”

I press the flat end of the dildo against my palm.

The sensation makes curses fly out on their own.

“Liftoff.”

Plop!

“Hooook!?”

The panty got in the way, so I applied a bit more force, and the slippery dildo tore through the panty, plunging in with a squelch.

Jeon Mi-jin twists her waist from the foreign sensation, and I grab her by the collar.

Squeeeeeak!

Focusing energy into my right eye, a strange aura gathers.

Using the Illusionary Dream Mana Eye always feels like rummaging through someone’s brain, so I’ve been holding back, but there’s no other way now. It’s just too efficient not to use.

After pondering and pondering following Pascal-sensei’s advice, this was the best solution.

“Let’s make our Mi-jin a fool, shall we?”

“Oook… Hooook♡”

“Hmm.”

Her whole body trembles.

I even threw in the Lust Mana Eye as a bonus, and she seems to be really enjoying it.

I should try this at home when I have time.

***