[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 107

The product of science that has given an abnormal acceleration to the development of humanity.

The globally rooted communication network is sometimes so fast it feels excessive.

“Are these kids causing a ruckus just because I don’t know what a hurricane is or something?”

[⚔️Yeah]

[⚔️I pressed the seizure button so hard lol]

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[So jealous^^]

HubbleLove(133.121)

Looking at the way she talks, she must have acted like a queen bee surrounded by guys.

Damn, her life must be so easy^.^

Should I get plastic surgery too? lol

[OnlyOne]: The idiot doesn’t know her place just because the viewers suck up to her.

ㄴ[Yeah]: 222

[BongBongBori]: If Oppa gave her lip service, she’d just be happy lol

[Coupon]: That pretty shape wouldn’t come out unless she got breast surgery.

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*Drip*

“Did you smear shit on your face? It’s dirtier than mine.”

[⚔️The room master is stronger, no worries]

[⚔️Lololol]

[⚔️The unnies are so scary]

[⚔️But I still can’t say she’s ugly lolol]

[⚔️So funny lolol]

[⚔️If plastic surgery made that face, I would’ve done it long ago]

The malicious screenshots my viewers posted on the Triple Community are filled with primal curses that would make anyone frown.

Yet, our viewers just laugh as if it’s normal.

“But I didn’t get plastic surgery? Look.”

Pressing my face hard with both palms, my face turns into a steamed bun on the broadcast.

“Struggling like this, what are you doing?”

[⚔️Lolol the room master’s face is so rough]

[⚔️If you’re gonna use your face like that, give it to me lolol]

“And have they ever done shoveling? Have they ever done hammering? When have I ever lived comfortably?”

[⚔️The queen of manual labor]

[Did the room master really run around with that face? Still can’t understand]

“I got 120,000 won a day, and after the agency took 10%, I got 107,000 won.”

[⚔️Where did the 1,000 won go?]

[⚔️10% of 120,000 is 10,800 won, no?]

“People without cars have to borrow someone else’s car to get to the site. They have to pay 1,000 won for carfare.”

[⚔️Isn’t that illegal if it’s not a taxi?]

“It’s illegal, but everyone does it. You can’t take a taxi with the money you earn shoveling and breathing dust all day.”

[Comes from experience lolol]

[Damn, she really did it lolol]

“Ah, I told you I did. My babies, aren’t you taking care of the newbies?”

[⚔️Sorry, mandatory education incoming]

[⚔️Lolololol]

“Because of those kids who don’t know if it’s a hurricane or a spin, I got cursed for no reason.”

[⚔️Ah damn lolol]

[⚔️Someone sew that room master’s mouth shut for real]

[⚔️That flapping mouth is the root of all evil]

[⚔️Sigh, grab the tools, gotta go hit the field]

[⚔️Ah, fighting with a female-dominated fandom drains your energy]

“No, I said I don’t know what I don’t know, but that’s just crazy. I’ll tear that empty head in half.”

[⚔️The room master’s going off again, stop her!!]

[⚔️Such a pretty voice, using it like that…]

If you’re gonna use it, give it to me, you idiot.]

Suddenly, the chat turns into a complete mess.

As always, this is just another day for me, and with nowhere else to go, this place is both my living room and hometown.

“Next.”

[⚔️What do you mean ‘next’? Stop causing trouble, you idiot.]

[⚔️Lol, it’s always us causing trouble and you cleaning up.]

[⚔️LMAO, he’s pulling the ‘next’ card again.]

“If you’re gonna spin a windmill while taking a dump in my living room, you better take responsibility.”

[⚔️Why should we take responsibility? You wanna die, boss?]

[⚔️This is so ridiculous, LOL.]

[⚔️You’re the one who shoved laxatives down our throats.]

“My babies. So, you’re not gonna protect me?”

[⚔️LOL, we picked the wrong streamer.]

[⚔️Damn it, boss, just this once.]

Even though they act all tsundere, they still do everything for me. I can’t help but adore them.

“You guys chose this streamer. Tough it out, no matter what.”

[Why is the room master saying that, LOL.]

[⚔️It’s just daily life, so get used to it, newbies.]

[⚔️We watch Ga-eul to see when she’ll finally snap.]

After chatting with the viewers for a while, I remembered what I had to do next and moved my mouse.

Click.

As soon as I clicked, Panic Field launched, and my character in military uniform appeared on the loading screen.

“Oh.”

[⚔️Oh.]

[⚔️Nice.]

There I was, standing in the middle of a burning battlefield with a fierce expression, my face all twisted.

[⚔️Damn, you got a good pull.]

[⚔️Our room master is moving up in the world.]

[⚔️That’s so rare, it’s frustrating.]

“Rare? Is this a gacha?”

[⚔️Yeah, you gotta pull for skins.]

When I entered the skin shop, there was an image of a box that looked like something you’d find in the military, with the words “3,000 won” underneath.

For someone like me who’s hopped around various games, this is a familiar sight.

“What’s the percentage on this?”

[⚔️10%.]

“10% is pretty high, isn’t it?”

Even though many people frown upon gacha systems, these days it’s hard to find a game without one.

The so-called gacha system. The drop rates for these pulls usually go down to the second decimal place in most games.

So, 10% is actually higher than the drop rate for junk items in other games.

[⚔️Room master, check out the pet gacha instead.]

“Wait, I did the ad for this. What are you talking about?”

Following the viewer’s advice, I went to the pet gacha instead of the character skin one, and there was a fluffy little thing wearing a cape, bouncing around. It looked familiar.

“Baekseol?”

[⚔️Yeah, Baekseol. The drop rate is 0.1%, LOL.]

[⚔️The room master got it in 5 pulls, but I still haven’t gotten Baekseol, LOL.]

“Wait…”

[⚔️LOL, that ‘wait’ is full of pain.]

I stared blankly at the screen, and there it was, still bouncing around, oblivious to my frustration.

“Director, where do you live?”

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.]

[⚔️This is so freaking funny, LOL.]

“You think this is funny, you brats?”

[⚔️Oh, Ga-eul’s got some serious salt, LOL.]

“Common sense says my drop rate and Baekseol’s should be swapped.”

Baekseol, who had been dozing on top of my head, seemed to hear her name being mentioned and started patting my head with her front paw.

“Baekseol, does this even make sense?”

I lifted Baekseol, who was lying on my head, and she dangled down, hanging onto my hand.

“Look at this.”

[⚔️Baekha]

[⚔️Baekseolza Hi]

[⚔️Cute lol]

Baekseol, now seemingly used to the broadcasting system, waved her front paw at the screen.

“I’m hungry.”

Ding!

“Pposiraegi, think about it. Doesn’t it make no sense?”

“Yeah.”

I handed a flower to her struggling front paw, and she hung onto my hand, eagerly munching on it.

“Baekseol thinks so too, right?”

[⚔️So childish lol]

[⚔️If you’re gonna raise her like that, just give her to me]

“Baekseol’s meal costs 100,000 won.”

[⚔️Haha, I’ll be your online butler]

[Is that flower really that expensive?]

[⚔️Where does it keep popping out from? Explain quickly]

“Explain? Oh, right.”

I placed Baekseol, who was eating, back on my head and moved the mouse again.

“Twenty should do it, right?”

[⚔️Usually solved within 10 tries]

I bought skin boxes with the remaining money and started opening them one by one. Soon, a flashy light appeared, and a skin resembling me popped out.

[⚔️Other pets follow behind, but the Baekseol pet rides on top of the Room Master skin]

[⚔️I feel like spending money now]

“What’s the expected value at 0.1%?”

[I tried calculating, and it’s about 4,600 pulls, roughly 13.8 million won]

[⚔️Lol, that’s disgustingly expensive]

[Ding!]

[Red Parade sponsored 100,000 won]

[I already pulled lol]

The economic concept was out of this world, but as someone who had always spent money recklessly, it was a familiar figure.

At least there was a ceiling system, so you could pull after spending about 3 million won.

“Red, aren’t you busy with work? Why are you pulling for pets?”

[Ding!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000,000 won]

[Baekseol’s meal money]

“Thank you, Chairman.”

[⚔️Change of tactics, huh?]

Without hesitation, I went to the recharge window and started the payment.

It had been a while since I last spent money, and the excitement made my heart race.

Click.

[⚔️Let’s go]

Even though it’s customary in this world to give an extra box after 10 consecutive pulls, there was nothing like that here.

Just a 10-consecutive pull designed to make you spend money quickly, costing 30,000 won.

Click, and 30,000 won vanishes into thin air.

Click. Click. Click.

“This is the taste.”

[⚔️Ga-eul spends money well in games?]

[⚔️For real, I thought she didn’t spend money on games since she hadn’t spent any until now]

As I mindlessly clicked the mouse, the gauge on the bottom right reached 100.

“Is that the ceiling?”

[⚔️Yeah, you hit it. 3 million won jump]

[⚔️Your head’s gonna explode lol]

When I clicked on the gift box next to Eazy, a white cotton ball appeared in the center of the screen along with the words “Baekseol Pet Guaranteed Draw.”

When I pressed “Equip Pet,” Baekseol hopped around and then climbed on top of my head.

“They really made everything so similar, huh.”

[⚔️So jealous]

“Anyway, let’s go explain.”

The explanation about the game hack turned out to be less complicated than expected.

No matter how much they tried, it just kept coming down to “don’t do this, don’t do that.”

In times like these, the best solution is the analog way.

“Hold on, I’m gonna switch the screen.”

I pulled out the phone mount with my phone in it.

“I turned it on. Can you see it?”

[⚔️Yeah, I can see it]

[⚔️Wow]

When they said they could see it, I checked the broadcast screen, but the angle was off.

“You can’t see it properly, you little brats.”

[⚔️The room master’s chest is clearly visible]

[⚔️LOL for real]

Trying to fit both the monitor screen and the hand holding the mouse into one phone made the angle awkward.

“Speaking of chests, watch this.”

[⚔️Wow]

[⚔️Oh my]

[No, make it 19+]

As I rubbed my chest like kneading dough, the chat exploded like it was about to burst.

“My room is originally a 19+ room.”

[Ah, I see]

[⚔️LOL, she’s really going all out]

“See? I’m a real natural, you guys who love hurricanes and are so proper.”

Suddenly, with the chest talk, I remembered all the curse-filled screenshots the viewers brought up earlier to tattle.

“Yeah~ You guys are really full of it. Your oppas got shredded by the hurricane and turned into three-centimeter losers.”

[⚔️Ahhh, a Jindo dog is on duty! A Jindo dog is on duty!]

[⚔️Our crazy girl is having another fit!]

[⚔️Damn, room master, we’re getting splash damage too]

[👑ㅣㅜㅣㅏㅜㅏㅏㅏㅏㅣㅏㅏㅣㅣ]

[⚔️Baekseol, show us your butt lol]

[⚔️Sorry, she’s a good kid. Sorry, she’s a good kid. Sorry, she’s a good kid.]