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[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 78

─Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!

“Oh, look at the lights.”

[What’s this?]

[???]

[Wow, the vibes are insane lol]

The sound of lights turning on simultaneously echoes.

The once-dark deck is now covered in dazzling lights.

“Pretty.”

“Baekseol, do you like it too?”

“Yeah.”

Baekseol, who usually rolls around messing up her hair, quietly gazes at the colorful lights.

“The night of Insomnia is just beginning.”

“Insomnia? Is that the ship’s name?”

“Yeah, it’s a night where the stars are clearly visible.”

After a short reply, Arthur blankly stares at the sky. I wonder what’s going on in that smart head of his.

“Who named the ship? Feels like they’re trying too hard to live up to the hype.”

[The room master’s vibe-heavy comment]

[Vibes are wild]

[So chill]

“Sigh— Kids, the person who named the ship something like ‘Insomnia’ is the weird one.”

[It’s kinda weird lol]

[Direct translations always sound weird lol]

While chatting with viewers and admiring the lights, the people sitting at the table suddenly stand up.

“Let’s go.”

“Yeah, let’s go.”

Led by Herman, Arthur, and Denis, the rest follow behind like a line of ducklings.

“Herman, where are we going?”

“To the Grand Hall. It’s where the night officially begins.”

They head toward the central entrance at the back, which I’ve never been to before, passing through the deck now lit up like a city.

“Should I show you guys their backs?”

[Yes, please!]

[For real? Please show us!]

I’ve been careful not to show too much on stream, but showing their backs should be fine. I point my phone toward the three walking ahead.

[Wow]

[Speechless]

Denis, the owner of golden wheat fields, looks like his suit might burst from his muscles.

Arthur, a walking encyclopedia with knowledge beyond imagination.

Herman, the money-eating whale, who paradoxically looks the largest despite his smaller frame.

Contrary to their reputations:

Muscle-bound Denis is like a laid-back neighborhood uncle who loves bread.

The sharp-tongued Arthur has an extreme love for cute things.

Herman adores cigarettes and teasing Denis.

As the three, who seemed like friendly grandfathers, start walking, they feel like giants moving mountains.

“Super cool, right?”

[I really want to see them in person]

[I was eating chicken and just stared at the screen]

[Literally the Big Three]

“That’s why you gotta pick the right streamer. Only my kids get to see this rare stuff.”

[For real lol only we get to see this]

[Lol if you’re jealous, join Ga-eul’s crew]

[The stream’s so good, I ate chicken and now I’m full lol]

We’ve arrived at the entrance.

As the door slowly opens, it’s like…

I saw the huge party hall that you usually only see in movies.

A massive space with a circular double-decker structure like a colosseum, centered around the central hall.

“It’ll start soon.”

People who seemed like staff were bustling around, putting the finishing touches.

For convenience at the standing party, there were various finger foods prepared to be eaten in one bite and stacks of wine bottles.

The most eye-catching thing was the giant wine glass placed in front of the central stage.

“This is some next-level spending, huh, guys?”

[Who made our Bangjang’s vibe so extra?]

While admiring the fancy party venue, I saw an old man in a bow tie step onto the stage and grab the mic.

【Ah, ah. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. I’m Wayne Dickens, the host of this party.】

He went on and on like a principal giving a speech.

[Bangjang, I’m sleepy.]

[Me too.]

“Hold on a little longer, guys. You can’t fall asleep here!”

[Sorry, Bangjang… I think this is it for me.]

[I’m heading out first, Bangjang.]

“No way! We came this far together, we gotta leave together too!”

Unable to bear the boredom, I whispered a little melodrama from the back, and I could feel Namir’s intense gaze beside me.

“Chairman’s eyes.”

“Okay.”

[LOL]

[LOL, be careful unless you want to get roasted.]

【Thank you for taking the great steps to open the path of the world…】

“Chairman, I can’t take it anymore.”

“Ugh. Snap out of it! We promised to eat kimchi stew with lots of pork together…!”

[The Chairman’s savage LOL]

[These crazy guys LOL]

【Rather than turning this into a dull discussion, I’ve prepared a small event to revisit the innocence of our childhood.】

As the speech continued, people started appearing on the second and third floors, peeking out late.

“Seems like there are quite a few latecomers.”

At my words, Namir beside me also glanced up.

“People who’ve been here before know the host talks a lot.”

More and more people showed up. Even I, who’ve lived a dull life, recognized a few celebrities.

【The game I’ve prepared is a treasure hunt. Collect five treasures, and there’s a small prize. Please enjoy, and now, let’s officially start the party.】

The host poured the prepared wine into the giant wine glass.

─Clap, clap, clap, clap.

As the glass filled, applause followed. Not a single person cheered like a child.

“Bangjang, I’m gonna go say hi to someone.”

“Alright, come back soon.”

Like Grandfather Kamar, who seemed to have a lot on his mind, he disappeared after repeatedly telling me to use the security bracelet if anything happened.

“Who’s coming treasure hunting with me!”

[Me!!]

[LOL this is gonna be fun]

I started hyping up the viewers about finding treasures no one seemed interested in.

When Grandfather Kamar was present, he approached.

“Young lady, are you going out to play?”

“Yes!!”

“Hehe, be careful not to fall.”

“I know, right?”

[Let’s go quickly, quickly]

[We need to find the treasure and do something, Han!]

“Right, right, we should. But before that, let’s fill our stomachs. I’m hungry.”

[Let’s eat cake]

“What kind of cake? We should eat something that can be a meal.”

[Looks like he only eats peaches, but he’s a native Korean lol]

[For real lol]

On the large table, various foods prepared to be eaten in one bite.

Most of the foods were things I had never seen before, so I was pondering what to eat when Grandfather Kamar approached again.

“Young lady, that’s Beef Stroganoff. It’s beef stir-fried and mixed with sour cream.”

“Oh, is that so? Should I try Beef Stroganoff?”

[Seems like Russian food]

[There’s really all sorts of stuff here]

“I’ll try it.”

I picked up a small bowl with food and utensils, pushed it into my mouth in one bite, and felt a surprisingly familiar taste.

“It’s delicious! But it tastes like something I’ve had before. Did I have it at school lunch?”

[Beef Stroganoff appears in Korean school lunch, causing a stir…]

[Mother Russia!!]

[lololol]

After that, I wandered around the table, enjoying the gourmet experience with Grandfather Kamar’s explanations.

“Why is everything so delicious? Let’s try some bread this time.”

[Maybe it’s made by a top chef?]

[I’m so jealous, I’m just eating chicken]

Since it was party food, there were more desserts than meal-like foods, but among them, I picked up a piece of bread that looked relatively ordinary.

A bread that looked like a roll with something smeared all over it.

“It looks like bread you’d find at any bakery.”

“That’s Rogal Świętomarciński.”

“Huh? What ski?”

It wasn’t Grandfather Kamar’s voice that kept coming.

When I turned my head, I saw a suit that looked like it was about to burst before I saw the face.

“Denis.”

“Yeah, eat heartily.”

“Yes, thank you. But what ski did you say?”

“Rogal Świętomarciński. It’s bread eaten in Poland on special days like Easter.”

“Oh… As expected, the bread expert.”

“Hehe.”

I put a small piece of the bread into my mouth and chewed, first tasting the sweet pastry, then the sweet jam and nuts inside the bread adding to the flavor.

“Delicious.”

With my mouth full of bread, Denis handed me a glass of wine.

“Thank you.”

[lol the room master is so cute]

[Squirrel lol]

─Gulp, gulp.

“Ugh. So good.”

“Bwahaha.”

[lol I want to cover the room master’s mouth]

[Where’s the chewing chairman]

“But did only Denis come? There were so many people earlier.”

As the host announced the start of the party, people swarmed like bees to the three companions and Isabel.

They gathered around and slipped out, but when they saw Denis in front of them, it seemed like they had slipped out alone.

“That kind of interaction is Herman or Bell’s specialty, not mine.”

“Oh, then let’s go hang out with Grandfather Kamar.”

“Uh-huh, sounds good.”

As I scurried around eating food one by one, the two of them watched me with an inexplicably pleased expression.

With the kind Grandfather Kamar carrying a handgun in his suit and the muscular Denis following me around, I felt somewhat reassured.

“Alright, let’s eat cake last. Should we have strawberry cream or chocolate cake?”

[Obviously chocolate.]

[Choco, let’s go.]

“Hmm…”

Maybe because I had eaten so much food earlier, the refreshing strawberry cake was tempting, but most of the chat was leaning toward chocolate cake.

[Choco, go go.]

[Chat banned for 1 minute.]

[If you eat raw strawberries, you’ll probably be disappointed.]

[Chat banned for 1 minute.]

Gulp. Gulp.

[???]

[Of course, the classic strawberry cream cake.]

[What kind of nonsense is that? Obviously chocolate.]

[Chat banned for 1 minute.]

[???? What’s going on?]

[Was there a manager in Ga-eul’s room?]

[Choco, go go go go.]

[Chat banned for 1 minute.]

[Hey, Bangjang-nim, lol.]

[Look at Bangjang’s focused face, lol.]

If it were another room, it would have been chaos, but since it’s already a mess of a broadcast, this level seemed fine.

[Are you a tyrant? lol.]

[I’ll test it out, choco, go go.]

[Chat banned for 1 minute.]

[Lol, it’s getting wild.]

[Why did you even ask? lol.]

[Ding!]

[Ga-eul Squirrel sponsored 5,000 won.]

[Those who cast votes decide nothing : Stalin.]

[Wow, Gatlin has appeared.]

Feeling playful, after pressing a few times, the chat was soon flooded with cream.

“Right? A refreshing strawberry cream is good for dessert.”

[Damn, you gotta do a fan meeting.]

[Lol, I really want a fan meeting.]

At the enthusiastic recommendation of the viewers, I picked up a plate with a slice of strawberry cake on it.

Then, a white piece of paper caught my eye.

“Huh? Guys, look at this.”

[What’s there?]

[Is it here? Is it here?]

Under the cake plate was a neatly folded treasure map.

[TS] Became a Peach Saint

[TS] Became a Peach Saint

[TS] 복숭아 성녀가 되었다
Score 6.2
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2023 Native Language: Korean
One day, while I was living a meaningless life, the meaningless d*ck disappeared and a meaningful status window appeared.

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