[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 71

“Hey guys, we’ve got plenty of time, wanna start something fun?”

[Let’s go!!]

[We’ve been waiting, Boss Han!! Hurry up and get it started!!!!!!!]

[At this point, isn’t this just habitual gambling? LOL]

[But what are we playing?]

After impulsively deciding, I realized that since it’s a broadcast using a mobile phone, I couldn’t use the usual programs like before.

“Hmm, what should we do?”

While pondering, I glanced around the hotel room, and the first thing I saw was a white snowflake.

“It’s our Pposiraegi!”

[Ooooh….!!]

[Finally….]

I picked up Baekseol, who was rolling around on the table.

“Worship her!”

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[Cha-ching!]

[Absentee Cover donated 1,000 won]

A video donation from Absentee.

A grand BGM plays, fittingly.

“Bow down!”

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Like the young lion destined to be king in that one animation—no, the baby rabbit Baekseol.

“Baekseol is truly the king of beasts.”

[Ooh, our king]

Just like the monkey lifting the lion cub on the cliff to show all the animals, I lifted Baekseol high.

“Believe it, you beast cubs!! This child is destined to be king.”

[???]

[????????]

“Oh, right. These brats are elves.”

[LMAO for real thoㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

[I’ll strangle the guy who brought up elves]

“Puny little elf brats. Right, Baekseol?”

“Yes.”

She doesn’t even know what’s going on, but her responses are always top-tier.

[I’m so mad for real LOLㅋㅋㅋ]

[Baekseol, please just punch the Room Master once, it’s my lifelong wish]

By now, the mood was heated, so I placed Baekseol back on the table and reset my phone.

“So, what are we doing? Right now, it’s Baekseol’s talent show time!”

[What, are we gonna watch Baekseol eat?]

[Our Baekseol’s talent is being cute]

Ignoring the viewers’ confusion, I fiddled with my phone to set up a point game.

“1 is success, 2 is failure.”

[So what are we doing?]

[?????]

“Why are you nature-worshipping brats so impatient? Is it because you’re all so good-looking?”

[Damn, I just realized this elf thing is a one-year contract]

[I’m so mad getting roasted like this LOLㅋㅋㅋ]

“The first talent we’re showing is a high-five. Only one chance.”

[Isn’t Baekseol smart?]

[Not sure about smart, but definitely cute LOLㅋㅋ]

[Nah, rabbits aren’t even dogs, no way she can do it. Plus, Baekseol’s super young.]

[She takes after her owner, she’s got insane strength. She did a Sergeant Jump over the Room Master’s head once.]

Didn’t you see that?]

Looking at the chattering viewers, the reactions were more mixed than expected.

Watching the reactions and waiting for a moment, the results of the viewers’ vote popped up.

1. Success 2. Failure

31% 69%

“What, you think Baekseol can’t even do this?”

[I bet on it based on common sense lol]

[For real though lol]

[If it was a fight with a dog, I would’ve bet on Baekseol for sure]

It seemed like she knew something, as Baekseol was intently staring at the mobile phone on the table.

“Baekseol.”

“Yes.”

“There’s a palm here. If I hold it out, you’ll hit it back, right? Can you do it?”

“Yes.”

[Does she understand? lol]

[I don’t know about other things, but I know Baekseol is freaking cute lol]

[Every time the room master speaks, her ears perk up, it’s so freaking adorable]

With Baekseol’s confident answer, I gently held out my palm.

─Tap.

Baekseol stood up on two legs and cutely slapped her front paw against mine.

“Hehe. See that?”

[Please, my points]

[Is this really a reverse bet?]

[Lol I lost my points but I’ll let it slide because Baekseol is cute]

[I’m dying lol]

Although nothing came to me by opening the game, it was somewhat fun to see the viewers’ joys and sorrows.

“Don’t you guys have a Baekseol?”

I boasted, not really boasting, to the viewers while stroking Baekseol’s soft fur.

[Is this a country?]

[Why don’t I have a Baekseol…]

“Good job, Baekseol.”

“Easy.”

“Was it?”

“Yes.”

“Then shall we try something a bit harder?”

“Okay.”

At Baekseol’s words, I walked over to the decorative item I had seen earlier.

An interior item with a round plastic ball on top of a candlestick-like bowl.

“Guys, see this ball here? Baekseol is going to get on top of it. Whether she can stay on for 30 seconds or not. Got it?”

[Teacher, the difficulty level just skyrocketed, didn’t it?]

[Lol this will split all the reverse betters]

I set up the ball on the table so the viewers could see and prepared the point game.

1. Success 2. Failure

0.6% 99.4%

The most extreme numbers I’ve seen in a game so far.

[Lol those reverse betters are disgusting]

[Is a high-five the same as that?]

[Look at Baekseol, she’s as big as a palm, do you think she can do that?]

“Baekseol, you can play on top of this ball here.”

“Easy.”

“Be careful. If it looks like you’ll get hurt, I’ll catch you right away.”

As Baekseol approached the ball, which I thought was slightly larger than a tennis ball, it looked even bigger because Baekseol was so small.

At that moment, Baekseol lightly hopped and got on top of the ball.

“Oh, Baekseol is doing great.”

Not content with just standing on the ball, Baekseol rolls it around, putting on a circus show.

[No]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[???????????????]

Roll roll.

Contrary to the viewers’ reactions of disbelief, Baekseol was seen playing by rolling the ball.

“Come to think of it, Baekseol doesn’t have anything to play with. Should I buy her some toys when we get home?”

Roll roll.

Meanwhile, Baekseol was diligently rolling the ball.

30 seconds felt meaningless.

[Baekseol, Uncle’s wallet is light, stop it…]

[Kya, I trusted Baekseol and went all in, and now this happens LOLOLOLOL]

[LOLOLOLOL even changed direction]

“Congratulations to the minority. Reflect on those who bet against the country.”

[What’s Baekseol’s background?]

[Why is a rabbit rolling a ball a victory, damn it LOLOLOLOL]

“What should we do next? Does it matter if Baekseol can tumble or not?”

Without waiting for the viewers’ reactions, I quickly set up the mobile phone.

1. Success 2. Failure

100% 0.00%

“What is this? An error?”

[????????]

[How many points do you get for that?]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[I’m still hungry]

Now, there are only thousands of average viewers. Even if one person might have pressed wrong, a 0% rate is unprecedented.

While pondering if there was an error in the point game, the sound of a ball rolling on the table was heard.

Roll roll.

[She’s still doing that, how can you put it in failure LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

[Room Master, the viewers have eyes too…]

The culprit was right in front of us, but we were looking for the problem elsewhere.

“Uh… Baekseol, isn’t it tiring?”

“It’s fun.”

“She says it’s fun.”

[Our Room Master is a druid]

[You know Long-Eared Nobles and Druids are buddies, right?]

For a while, I watched Baekseol riding the ball.

“Cute, right?”

[Me?]

[Are you talking to me?]

[Shy hehe]

“Our room bans yaral.”

[????]

[A meme of speechlessness]

─Knock knock.

While chatting with viewers and watching Baekseol’s performance, a knock was heard at the entrance.

“Yes, who is it?”

“Young Lady, it’s me.”

It was Grandfather Kamar’s voice.

“Grandfather Kamar must be here. I’ll go open the door.”

As I got up, Baekseol, who was in a trance rolling the ball, jumped up onto my head.

[LOLOLOLOL is that for real]

[Insane jumping power]

Opening the hotel room door, there stood Grandfather Kamar, neatly dressed in a suit.

“Good morning.”

“Yes, good morning, Grandfather. Isn’t it still early? Why are you here so early?”

Looking at the clock on the wall, the hour hand pointed to 9.

“You should start getting ready.”

As Grandfather Kamar took a step back and spoke, a person who had been hidden behind the wall appeared.

“Wow! You’re so beautiful!”

“Who are you?”

The answer to my question came from Grandfather Kamar.

“This is the fashion designer who will assist the young lady.”

“Nice to meet you. I’m Isabel.”

“I’m Han Ga-eul. Please take care of me, Isabel.”

“That’s what I should say.”

Isabel, with her platinum blonde hair and black sunglasses perched on her head, had emerald eyes.

She looked to be in her 40s and seemed to carry an intimidating sense of distance.

“Look at that smooth skin. Ga-eul must have been a baby.”

“Look at her hair. Is she a doll, not a baby?”

“What’s this scent? Peach? What brand is it? It smells so good!”

“What do you do? Let’s connect sometime.”

The waterfall of Isabel’s voice made my head spin from the morning.

When I looked at Grandfather Kamar, who had brought Isabel, he avoided my gaze, left the luggage, and quickly disappeared.

“Wait, Isabel.”

“Ga-eul, is this real? Can I bury my face in your chest?”

“Ugh, get away from me, you crazy woman.”

[Since when did the room master speak English so well?]

[The problem isn’t that, but isn’t that person Isabel?]

[What’s that, you otaku?]

[You wouldn’t know because you’re always sitting in your room wearing just panties.]

[Are they really beasts? Don’t you know Rui Trang? Isabel is the owner of Trang.]

[Thank you, Wagon.]

Pushing away Isabel, who was clinging to me without hesitation, I glanced at my distant phone and saw the viewers chatting, with the word “Trang” popping up.

“Trang? Isabel, do you know Trang?”

Trang, the luxury brand above luxury brands, was so famous that even I, who had never seen luxury goods, was familiar with the name.

“Yeah, it’s mine.”