[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 43

Just when I thought I managed to escape the abandoned school, the screen turned gray because of snipers jumping off the roof with grenades.

“Got your nickname. Chuchuga Autumn, the Great Demon King of Life.”

[Pya, so jealous.]

[LOL, I’m jealous too. I’m joining in.]

[Honey, remember me too.]

Starting from the abandoned school in the center of the map seemed hopeless, so I remembered the mission the president had set.

“Since it’s come to this, I’ll go with the outer meta strategy.”

[You’re not taking the prize the president offered?]

“The president said to survive 10 minutes in the center or win, not to start from the center and win.”

[Wow, didn’t know that LOL.]

[You think we’ll just sit still?]

As the viewers got fired up by my wordplay, I added a wide-area provocation.

“Didn’t know that~ You think we’ll just sit still? Our kids are so scary.”

[LOL, so annoying.]

[Special forces, regroup quickly.]

[You think being pretty will stop bullets? Just wait.]

“Ooh, just wait. So scary.”

[LOL, what makes you so confident?]

[LOL, going to shoot that annoying pink-haired girl.]

As the viewers got appropriately fired up, I brought up what I had planned.

“Guys, the first one to snipe and kill me gets something good.”

[What’s the good thing?]

[What are you giving?]

“Hmm, what should I give? A kiss on the cheek? Or maybe the panties I’m wearing?”

[Crazy girl crazy girl crazy girl.]

[My gun shines, and the trigger delivers judgment.]

“Puhaha. Our kids. Want to sniff sniff Ga-eul’s panties?”

[Damn, going to shoot that annoying pink-haired fox.]

[Professor, sorry, I need to play Panic Field. Taking a break.]

[Ding!]

[Red Parade donated 1,000,000 won.]

[Downloading Panic Field. Please wait, please please.]

[LOL, the president’s crazy.]

[I’m downloading too, wait a bit.]

[Please kiss please kiss.]

With many viewers asking to wait, I paused the game and went into the Triple Net settings to turn on the donation collection option.

[Amount collected: 0 won.]

“My kids. See this? Snipers have to pay 5,000 won each. If you pay after the game starts, no prize even if you succeed.”

[What the hell, raise it.]

[Crazy girl, 5,000 won is too cheap for anyone to join.]

“Unbelievable. Not complaining about the fee, but asking to raise it?”

It’s viewer participation content, and they’re going crazy not about paying but about raising the fee.

[Yeah, the commander’s kiss is worth more.]

[For real LOL.]

[How many viewers are there? 5,000 won is too low, raise it.]

[Ah, today’s broadcast is so fun LOL.]

Glancing around, I noticed the number of viewers had surpassed 5,000. Even the self-proclaimed lunatics, who are called “crazy bastards,” had gathered to 5,000.

“Hey guys. Normally, when you collect money like this, shouldn’t you be freaking out at the streamer?”

[LOL, are you a normal crazy girl?]

[You must be talking about normal streamers, otherwise, would we be watching you?]

[Yeah, if we like it, why should others freak out?]

[What are you talking about, you’re more of a lunatic than us?]

[Ah, stop freaking out and raise the participation fee, there are too many competitors.]

“No. It’s exactly 5,000 won. Anyone who pays more is out.”

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000,000 won.]

[Ah, damn it, I put in 1,000,000 won, please look at me, why did you say it so late?]

[LOL, the chairman is especially funny today.]

[Damn, the lag is preventing the money from going through.]

After waiting for the viewers to settle down, it seemed like things had somewhat calmed down.

[Total amount collected: 19.05 million won.]

“How many lunatics applied?”

[LOL, seems like over 3,500 people applied.]

[Room master, hurry up and get in, everything’s ready.]

“Alright. I’m starting. And I’ll cover the screen for a moment when I jump.”

[OK, agreed.]

[LOL, Han Ga-eul is dead, mindless shooting incoming.]

[Please let me win, I’ve lived a good life.]

After pressing start, I moved to the waiting room. It’s a game with a capacity of 100, so usually, you have to wait a while, but after a brief hiccup, it switched to the plane screen in less than 3 seconds.

[The speed of participation is real LOL.]

[Ah, life is so futile, I can’t get in.]

“How many snipers joined to make it like this?”

[LOL, isn’t it 99 snipers excluding the room master?]

As the plane moved, I pondered where to jump. Most would probably head to the outskirts, thinking I would go there.

As I landed, the parachute broke, and I lifted the screen I had put down to start broadcasting again.

[What’s this LOL, the room master is in the center.]

[Why are you going there?]

Quickly picking up a handgun and loading it, I jumped down to the third floor.

Landing at the abandoned school, I saw about three people. Considering that usually, dozens gather at the abandoned school, it was a manageable number.

“It’s a game of hide and seek. The bastards probably all went to the outskirts.”

[LOL, jumping to the abandoned school.]

[LOL, I jumped to the southern factory.]

Listening for enemies on the third floor, I ran towards Class 2-3 when I didn’t hear any footsteps.

As I turned the corner to see Class 2-3, I heard footsteps. Sticking to the wall, I moved slowly, then quickly leaned my upper body to aim.

─Bang! Bang!

The bullets crossed, hitting the enemy’s head, and at the same time, a bullet hit my body.

Blood gushed out as the kill log came up.

<Lady Han Ga-eul has...>

Defeat Flabby Bottom>

[1 Kill] [92 Survivors]

“Phew, how did this kid follow me all the way here and wait?”

[Wow, headshot was insane]

[Did you really go through the room of time and spirit? Your aiming speed was crazy]

After taking out the waiting sniper, I quickly entered Building 2 and grabbed a rifle and several items.

[There are recovery items in the infirmary]

Luckily, I didn’t die instantly, but my health had dropped to half. I glanced at the chat and sprinted down to the first floor to head to the infirmary.

Inside the infirmary, there were boosting items to increase movement speed and health recovery items scattered around.

While looting the items and wrapping bandages around my body, gunfire was heard from upstairs.

“I killed one, and since they were fighting upstairs, there’s only one left in the abandoned school.”

[Only three dropped in the abandoned school?]

[First time seeing the center this empty]

“They all fell for my bluff. The person upstairs probably lost health during the fight and will come down to the infirmary. Let’s wait and take them out.”

[Lol, why is the room master suddenly so cool?]

While wrapping bandages and waiting for the opponent, a world message popped up.

<1 minute until poison gas is deployed on the map>

Checking the map, I was barely outside the poison gas area.

“Almost got caught in the poison gas zone and wouldn’t have lasted 10 minutes.”

[Room master, don’t die, I need to kill you]

[Lol, if you die, I’ll come kill you]

“You guys better do well, idiots.”

While chatting with the viewers, I heard footsteps and aimed at the infirmary door, waiting.

Shortly after, a player who won the rooftop gunfight came down and peeked into the infirmary. I immediately shot them.

<Lady Han Ga-eul defeated add1add1>

[2 Kills] [47 Survivors]

[Wow, waiting shot]

[Seeing how long it took them to come down, they must’ve been a golden goblin?]

Looting the dead body, their backpack was full of items, as if they had gathered everything from the abandoned school.

“Wow, it’s really a golden goblin. How many grenades do they have?”

I transferred the items from their backpack to mine and spent time in the infirmary when another world message appeared.

<1 minute until the second poison gas is deployed on the map>

“Guys, the second one means we’ve lasted 10 minutes, right?”

[Yeah, 10 minutes clear]

[Wow, clearing this with strategy]

[Lol, room master is a brainy character?]

[Damn, what brainy character? More like a scammer lol]

After gathering all the items, I left the abandoned school and slowly moved toward the main gate. In the distance, a car was approaching.

“That guy’s coming in a hurry. He probably didn’t even farm properly.”

[Lol, room master’s eyes are rolling to kill]

[OMG]

Why don’t you just leap in? lol

I saw a car speeding toward the main gate and pulled out a grenade, yanking the pin.

In my head, I calculated the car’s speed and the grenade’s explosion timing, then threw it at the car with perfect precision.

The grenade flew in an arc, colliding with the fast-moving car.

—BOOM!

<Lady Han Ga-eul defeated Absentee Cover>

[3 Kills] [42 Survivors]

“Mayo Cut!”

[Ding!]

[Hallelujah sponsored 10,000 won]

[Why the hell me?]

[Damn, that grenade was sick]

[Yo, angle check!]

I approached the dead body, finished looting, checked the second gas zone, and slowly moved on.

After moving like that for 15 minutes, even though I avoided people and took my time, the number of survivors left was oddly high.

“Are these guys timing it? Hey, you’re not supposed to do that.”

[lololol were they really timing it?]

[No wonder the survivors weren’t dropping]

[lol nah, not timing, just eyeing each other]

“That *is* timing, you idiots.”

[The prize is insane, what do you expect us to do?]

[For real lol, we did nothing wrong]

<1 minute until the fifth gas zone spreads>

In this sigh-worthy situation, I pondered, then a good idea hit me when I saw the gas message.

“Hey, I’ll make the prize even better.”

[What is it??]

[You sly fox, what’s better than that?]

[For real lol]

I leaned into the mic and whispered.

“Han Ga-eul will grant any wish♡”

<Hallelujah defeated Red Parade>

<Han Ga-eul defeated Autumn>

<Autumn in the World defeated Autumn If>

<Autumn in the World defeated Hallelujah>

<Wasabi Soybean Powder defeated Autumn Cutie>

<Relaxed Autumn defeated Han Ga-eul>

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