[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 32

It was already getting dark, and the streetlights were lighting up the streets.

“Eonni, let’s head home now.”

“Already? I want to stay out longer.”

“Already? It’s already dark.”

“It’s dinner time. Are you a good kid, Ga-eul?”

“Is there something else you want to do?”

While I was talking with Eonni, a man’s voice came from behind.

“Excuse me… Can I get your number?”

“You’re still here?”

“Yeah, I was waiting because you said you were doing a memorial service.”

“Oh, right. By the way, what’s your blood type?”

“Type O… But why are you asking about my blood type?”

I quickly scanned the man from head to toe.

“Type O is the best. Blood goes for 800,000 won per liter. Spleen is 60, gallbladder is 150, heart is 150 million, and liver is 180 million. I’ll give you my number, so make sure to call me.”

[LOL, she’s really crazy.]

[I can’t tell if that guy is naive or just under the Room Master’s spell.]

[LOL, if the Room Master says go, then go.]

[LOLOLOLOLOL]

[Ding!]

[Military Secret1q2w3e has sponsored 10,000 won.]

[Damn, run away, you idiot.]

“Gasp…”

“Damn, Yuchul-ah. I told you not to mess with my business.”

“I’ll just go now.”

“Why? Let’s go on a date.”

“No… I really should go. Take care.”

The man left a quick greeting and disappeared into the smoking area with hurried steps.

“Yuchul-ah, if you interfere again, next time I’ll soak you in formaldehyde.”

[Damn, that’s terrifying.]

[LOLOLOL]

“Ugh, I’m so tired. Eonni, let’s call it a day and hang out again next time.”

“Ah, why? Let’s stay out a bit longer.”

I comforted Eonni, who was disappointed about leaving, and walked her to the clothing store before preparing to end the broadcast.

“We have plenty of time, so let’s hang out again next time.”

“Alright. See you next time, Ga-eul!”

“Take care on your way home.”

Eonni waved energetically at me and headed toward the parking lot.

[Already ending?]

[Ah, Room Master, take responsibility for this fun Friday.]

[For real, LOL, who ends a broadcast this good so abruptly?]

Seeing the viewers complaining about the broadcast ending, I checked the time and realized it was already dinner time.

“That’s true. Should I go home and start it up again?”

[Wow, the Room Master knows what’s up LOL.]

[Go go go go go]

[Eyes, I already ordered chicken. You really have to turn it on.]

“Alright, you idiots, I’ll definitely turn it on when I get home.”

[If you don’t come back, I’ll just jump into the Han River.]

[Go ahead, Master ^^7]

[The broadcast has ended.]

Leaving the noisy viewers behind, I ended the broadcast.

Despite the noisy streets, a sense of silence fell.

The bustling market suddenly felt eerily quiet.

Pushing those feelings aside, I hailed a taxi and headed home.

“Damn…”

As I entered the house, the silence felt even heavier than before, so I quickly turned on the broadcast.

[Lady Han Ga-eul has started the broadcast.]

[Come in quickly.]

I was hoping viewers would join soon, but when I started the broadcast, most of them were still lingering in the chat room.

[Lol, why are you only coming now, Bangjang?]

[The chicken’s gone cold.]

[I almost died waiting for you, Bangjang.]

“What are you guys doing, still in the room?”

[Of course, we were waiting for you, lol.]

[I can’t breathe without you, Bangjang.]

[For real, I can’t live without you now, Bangjang.]

The awkward silence disappeared, and the market-like chaos returned.

“Pfft. You guys are so cute with your nonsense.”

“I like you all a lot too.”

[Lol, did you drink on the way here, Bangjang?]

[Looks like Bangjang had a drink alone.]

[Bangjang, stop talking nonsense and turn on the cam. It’s so dark.]

Feeling a pleasant buzz in my head, I mindlessly read the chat and moved my hand to turn on the camera.

[Wow, seeing you in the light makes my future feel brighter.]

[Lol, this is what a nation looks like.]

[Your lips look so pretty in the light.]

[That white shirt’s about to burst, damn, I’m so jealous.]

[So majestic, damn.]

“You guys really like my chest that much?”

[Yes!!! Damn yes!]

[It’s so good, but can you take off that damn sunglasses?]

“Pfft, the sunglasses are cute though.”

[Cute my ass, get rid of them!]

[I can’t see my future, it’s so dark.]

[You’re still wearing that thing?]

[Where’s the store that sells those? I’ve got a flamethrower ready.]

“I didn’t even change my clothes before turning it on, that’s why.”

[Go change, go go go!]

[What’s there to change? The white shirt’s so good.]

“Alright, since I’m in a good mood, I’ll change into those dolphin pants you guys love.”

[Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul!]

[Damn, I love it!]

“But I’m keeping the sunglasses on.”

[?????]

[Here we go again with the nonsense.]

[Where else can you find a crazy girl wearing dolphin pants and dotted sunglasses?]

[I’m losing my mind, I’m losing my mind, I’m losing my mind.]

I felt so happy broadcasting with viewers who reacted so wildly to every word I said.

[Ding!]

[Absentee Cover has sponsored 1,000 won.]

[How much for your eyes?]

“Are you trying to strip me with your money, Mayo Girl?”

[Ding!]

[Hallelujah has sponsored 10,000 won.]

[Damn, babe, how many times do I have to tell you not to mix it up? And it’s sunglasses, you idiot.]

[Damn, take it off.]

[Just looking at your jawline, it’s seriously killer. So freaking pretty.]

[For real, your lips are so damn pretty, damn it.]

[Please, just take it off.]

“Pfft, no way, you brats.”

“Stop staring at me and let’s just play a game.”

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000,000 won.]

[You brat, how much do you want to take off those sunglasses?]

“Damn, the chairman’s spending like crazy today.”

Seeing the chairman keep throwing out 1,000,000 won, I asked a question.

“Let me ask you this instead—how much will you give me if I take it off?”

[Chairman, let’s go! Go, go, go!]

[The chairman is our hope. Strip that brat!]

[Finally, it’s time. Chairman, let’s go!]

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000 won.]

[Damn, I’ve already spent over 2,000 today.]

[Wow, the chairman only gave 1,000 won? Looks so cheap, what’s going on lol.]

[Why did the number get so thin lol.]

[Damn, chairman, please take off those damn glasses. It’s my wish.]

[Look at the chairman’s wallet getting thinner lol.]

[The deputy commander said your eyes are so damn pretty.]

[For real, you still don’t look human, but I’m so hyped.]

I didn’t think much of it, but the chairman seemed to be pondering, so I added more.

“Hey, remember that long-named outfit from last time?”

“The one with the chest slit and all that.”

“Hmm… If you wear that, we might get to see Autumn’s soft belly and belly button.”

After adding a few more words, the chat started heating up.

[Damn, chairman!!!!]

[That damn brat’s at it again.]

[Didn’t you see Red Parade and Blue Parade wandering around the area?]

[Lol, chairman, I’ll make you a Red Parade edition with a drill scratch.]

[Chairman, you bastard, do you really want to die?]

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000,000 won.]

[Ah, you bastards, here we go again lol. Alright, just trust me. I’ll get those damn glasses off.]

[Ah, as expected, we believed in you, God Bangjang.]

[The chairman is our dream, our hope, our future.]

[Working on a chairman hymn.]

[Let’s go!]

The atmosphere was getting too heated, so I quickly tried to calm it down.

“Guys, chill, it was just a joke.”

[What the hell, a joke??]

[The room master’s so damn sly, are you a nine-tailed fox? You’ve got nine lives, right? Let’s use a few, you brat.]

[Damn, it feels like the world is collapsing.]

[Lol, the Han River’s water temperature isn’t that low right now, let’s go.]

[I heard eating 5,000 tangerines at once can kill you. I’ll try it out.]

[I’m unlocking the apartment rooftop door. Jumping off would feel so refreshing.]

“Ugh, you idiots, alright. Seriously, calm down.”

[Lol.]

[You made it so I can’t do it, huh?]

[How can the Bangjang treat us like this?]

While calming down a Viewer who was going crazy, the chairman’s sponsorship came flying in.

[Ding!]

[Red Parade has sponsored 100,000,000 won.]

[Promise to take off those damn glasses, Bangjang.]

Seeing the string of zeros behind the chairman’s sponsorship, I felt a strange sensation.

“Uh… thanks for the 100,000 won, Red.”

[???? Sponsorship window glitched.]

[Wow, insane, first time seeing a 100 million won sponsorship lololol.]

[Bangjang is escaping reality.]

[Damn, this is wild, I can’t even speak, first time seeing 100 million.]

[Was the chairman really rich??]

[Bangjang, snap out of it.]

[Bangjang glitched too lololol.]

[Is 100 million not the first time?? Chairman’s flex is insane.]

The chat was going wild over the 1 billion won sponsorship message.

Amidst the flood of chats, I gathered my thoughts and continued speaking.

“Ha─.”

“Chairman, you bastard, thanks for the 100 million. Looks like you’re swimming in money.”

[Crazy girl lololol.]

[Wow, this house’s reaction to 100 million is wild.]

[Lolololol, I can’t help but laugh at how absurd this is.]

“Are you guys really idiots?”

“What kind of person like me spends money like this?”

[It’s the chairman’s money, so it’s fine.]

[For real lol, it’s not our money.]

[Cut the damn glasses!]

[Chairman, this bastard is laughing, huh?]

[Your mouth is super happy despite your words, right?]

My face on the screen was smiling brightly.

“Damn, I got 100 million, why wouldn’t I be smiling?”

[That’s true lololol.]

[I’d cry too.]

“You guys cry with your dicks. Now I see, it’s just a bunch of crybabies here.”

“Stop crying alone in your room every day, don’t you have a girlfriend to make you cry?”

[Damn, Bangjang, you bitch.]

[You bitch, stop the wide-area bombardment.]

“Pfft. Kids, I’ll show you something amazing.”

“Get ready while I pull down my pants and get to it, you crybabies.”